Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 211 I'm Not That Kind of Person

Zhu Xiaopeng was also curious, it would be fine if people who have been in Xiniu Hezhou all the year round don't know about it.

You live in the South China Sea, haven't you seen people eating crabs?

Moreover.

Zhu Xiaopeng is still a little moral, although this crab is big, but it has not yet activated its intelligence, and it is impossible to be Guanyin's pet.

I ate it, what's the fuss?
The immortals also looked puzzled, not understanding why Guanyin was so surprised.

Guanyin looked ugly and said:
"I didn't say crabs, I meant...bamboo in your hand!"

bamboo?

Everyone looked at the bamboo with crabs in Zhu Xiaopeng's hand, it seemed to be of good quality!

At first glance, it is not an ordinary thing in the world.

Zhu Xiaopeng said calmly:

"Hey, you know this bamboo better, isn't this the bamboo from the Zizizhu Forest?"

Guanyin: ? ? ?
Crowd: ? ? ?
drop!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×1000"

She was taken aback for a moment, then instantly annoyed.

Bamboo from my purple bamboo forest?
You bastard wear it to grill crabs?
Everyone also looked in admiration, your stick is much more expensive than meat!

and many more.

Purple Bamboo Forest?
Big crab?
Everyone immediately discovered the important point, the roasted crabs in the Purple Bamboo Forest, although such a big crab is not alive, but only the four seas can grow so big, plus the bamboo in the Purple Bamboo Forest.

So your canopy is in the Nanhai Guanyin Dojo?
What the hell!

The entire Lingshan Mountain is looking for you, so you ran to Guanyin's house to hide?

numb.

"You...canopy...you are shameless!"

Guanyin was also half-dead with anger, so she really never thought that the canopy could hide in her house, it was outrageously dead.

drop!
"From Guanyin..."

"From the Queen Mother..."

"From Tathagata..."

……

After everyone guessed for a while, another wave of negative emotions continued to grow, so I was really angry!
"Cough cough!"

Zhu Xiaopeng changed the subject and said:

"Don't digress, everyone. I heard from Chan'er that my empress and the Buddha have canceled me, and I will be rewarded with five thousand golden pills and one thousand big flat peaches."

"Is that so, Your Majesty?"

Zhu Xiaopeng cut down a lot of bamboo in Zizhulin, because it is so good, it is a perfect match for barbecue!
Generally, skewers are used for barbecue, because the crab and fish are too big, and the sticks are burnt before the meat is cooked through, and the golden hoop sticks have a metallic taste, which affects the taste.

The bamboo in the purple bamboo forest is really perfect!
The Jade Emperor said calmly:

"Yes, there is a matter."

"Queen Mother, give the rewards you prepared to Tianpeng!"

Although Queen Mother Tathagata and the others were annoyed, they had no choice but to be patient for a while, and gave Zhu Xiaopeng the promised five thousand golden pills and one thousand flat peaches.

"Thank you Ma'am, thank you Buddha."

Zhu Xiaopeng felt very happy!

Over the past hundred years or so, the golden elixir before has been used up long ago, and the clear oil left is useless for the good products from the Daxiong Palace, and everything else has been used up.

His current strength, except for the law of the great way, is not as good as that of the quasi-sage realm if he has a single round of physical body and mana.

However, he is not yet a quasi-sage.

Tathagata gave the golden elixir and said:
"Tianpeng, the time for the robbery is coming."

"Next, don't run around. The lower realm is near Mount Fuling, waiting for Guanyin's guidance. Do you understand?"

Zhu Xiaopeng heard the words and replied:

"Respect the Buddha Church."

Tathagata nodded slightly, as long as they don't turn their backs now, then he knows that the canopy will not run away, so he can be considered quite at ease.

For the Tathagata, the biggest thing is to learn from the scriptures, as long as the scriptures can be learned.

As for the Queen Mother.

She thinks differently from Tathagata, she is full of anger now, and she doesn't know how to get rid of it.

"Canopy!"

Zhu Xiaopeng heard the Queen Mother calling him, looked over and asked puzzledly:

"Miss?"

The Queen Mother stared at Zhu Xiaopeng, not knowing what to say, and finally said:
"You are very good!"

Zhu Xiaopeng thought to himself. They all said so.

He apologized and said with a smile:

"Drag your mother's blessing!"

"Humph!"

The Queen Mother gave a cold snort and flung her sleeves away.

"Xuannu, summon everyone from Yaochi to return."

The Queen Mother has nothing to say now. After all, she has agreed not to care about the previous things, so it is not appropriate to say anything at this time.

Xuannv heard the words, glanced at Zhu Xiaopeng, and followed the Queen Mother out of the Lingxiao Palace.

In the past 500 years, Xuannv was also exhausted.

Not only was she tired of looking, she was also tired of heart!
Knowing that he couldn't find the bastard Tianpeng, he still pretended to look around every day without stopping.

Tathagata and the others saw the Queen Mother leaving, and they were all ready to leave.

Before leaving.

Tathagata went to Zhu Xiaopeng's side again and explained:

"I've already given you the golden elixir, and let the past go, you'll go to Fuling Mountain and wait for Guanyin's arrangement, okay?"

Zhu Xiaopeng nodded heavily.

"Your Majesty, we also take our leave."

After the Tathagata finished speaking, he left with a group of people.

Zhu Xiaopeng glanced at Yang Chan and the others, seeing that nothing was wrong, he also said to the Jade Emperor:

"Your Majesty, if there is nothing wrong, the canopy will be withdrawn."

The Jade Emperor nodded slightly and said:

"Go!"

As soon as Zhu Xiaopeng left, Yang Chan and the others followed closely behind, followed by Yang Jian and Nezha.

Lingxiao Palace.

All the immortals, you look at me, and I look at you.

How do you say this?
You have to be the Marshal!
After going back and forth, after playing around, not only is there nothing wrong with it, but when I go out of the mountain, the Tathagata Queen Mother has to pay to come out of the mountain.

Do not accept it!
It's just a pity that I and others have no eyesight, so I didn't choose the right person to win the golden core!

Tongming Hall.

As soon as Zhu Xiaopeng came out, he went to Yang Chan, Chang'e, Yutu, and Tingxin Xiaolongnv. He broke the big crab in his hand and said:
"It's specially reserved for you. I've been protecting it with magic power just now. Try it while it's hot...it's delicious!"

The girls also nodded instantly, with happy smiles on their faces.

Zhu Xiaopeng continued:
"I'll go back later. I'll make more delicious food for you. I've been fine at Guanyin's recently, and I've researched a lot of delicious food."

She and the others also laughed happily.

Yang Jian and Nezha followed behind, so I was a little speechless. The good brothers are all here, why don't you just pretend you didn't see us?
Yang Jian stepped forward and said:
"Thanks to you, I won [-] golden pills this time, and we will go to the Moon Palace to listen to music together later!"

Nezha giggled and said:

"I also won five thousand, and we will treat you to a drink."

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at the two, shook his head and said:
"You two go and play, I won't go."

"how?"

Yang Jian was a little puzzled, had his hobbies changed after hiding for 500 years?

"You go!"

Zhu Xiaopeng waved his hands, put his arms around Yang Chan in one hand and Chang'e in the other, and flew all the way to the Marshal's Mansion.

Moon Palace listening to music?

Is that what good men do?
At this time, the first thing a good man does when he returns home is to spend time with his wives, and he will go out and drink as soon as he returns home. I am not that kind of person!

(End of this chapter)