Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 173 The Louder You Scream

She was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that it was Zhu Xiaopeng's voice...and asked:
"Marshal, what are you arresting me for?"

Zhu Xiaopeng laughed and said:
"Of course it's about making love!"

Hearing this, Xuanniao was a little puzzled and said:

"What's the matter? Marshal, if you arrest me, if the empress finds out, she won't let you off lightly!"

"Hey hey hey!"

Zhu Xiaopeng gave a strange smile, and then he...he should use her here, because he turned into a black bird and walked directly into the fairyland.

He wants to see what kind of bad idea the queen mother and others are playing.

The most dangerous place is the safest place. Even in her dreams, the Queen Mother would never have imagined that she would dare to lurk beside her, right?
Yaochi Hall.

Burning lamps and Guanyin are here.

Seeing Zhu Xiaopeng coming in, the Queen Mother asked:
"Xuanniao, I asked you to call Xuannv over, why did you come back so soon?"

Zhu Xiaopeng was startled instantly, what the hell!

sloppy.

He thought for a while and said:

"Hui Niangniang, I just remembered something, and I was about to come back and say it, but I forgot, I will call Sister Xuannv to come over now..."

After speaking, Zhu Xiaopeng turned around and left.

Now the queen mother is all about Zhu Xiaopeng, thinking about how to find Zhu Xiaopeng and take care of Zhu Xiaopeng next, she doesn't feel anything wrong with the "mysterious bird" in front of her at all.

Once out of Yaochi.

Zhu Xiaopeng said angrily to the mysterious bird in his sleeve:
"Did the queen mother ask you to call Xuannv just now? Why didn't you tell me earlier, I was almost discovered by the queen mother."

Xuanniao was confused and said:
"Marshal, you didn't even ask me! Besides, how did I know that you were going to Yaochi, you... you changed into my appearance, and then went to Yaochi?"

Zhu Xiaopeng thought for a while and said:

"I won't bother with you this time. Next, tell me some details about how you got along with the Queen Mother and Xuannv. I'll be in Yaochi to hear how they will deal with me next."

The doubts in Xuanniao's heart were gradually resolved, and he understood Zhu Xiaopeng's impersonation, uneasy and kind!Then she refused:

"Impossible, absolutely impossible, I won't let you pretend to be me and let you lie to your empress!"

"Hmph! If you still want to pretend to be in front of the Queen Mother, she will see through you at a glance."

Zhu Xiaopeng started to teach the young Xuanniao while walking towards Jiutian Qiongtai:
"You don't like cooperation, do you?"

"Okay! I'll grab you and escape to the mortal world first, and then send you back after I have a baby with you. I'll surprise the Queen Mother—borrow one and get two free."

Xuanniao was startled and shouted angrily:
"Tianpeng, you are shameless and obscene!"

"You bastard…"

Zhu Xiaopeng said with a wicked smile:

"Just call!"

"The louder you scream, the more excited I am. I will take you down to earth now and have a baby with you. Just thinking about it makes me feel so excited! So exciting!"

"You and I…"

Xuanniao was shocked, how could she have imagined that the majestic Canopy Marshal turned out to be such an obscene pervert!

The universe inside the sleeve is pitch black.

Seeing that Zhu Xiaopeng was not talking, Xiao Xuanniao was so frightened that she shivered and shouted hastily:

"I...I don't want to, I'll just tell you a little...just a little..."

Feeling very happy, Zhu Xiaopeng rushed towards Jiutian Qiongtai.

A little girl like Xuan Niao who follows the Queen Mother every day, how could she know that perversion is terrible, she will be frightened in just a few words, and she will say whatever Zhu Xiaopeng asks.

Nine Heavens Qiongtai.

When Zhu Xiaopeng arrived, he threw himself into Xuannv's arms and shouted happily:

"Sister Xuannv!"

Ouch, that's great!
Her own top, her top too.

Ah, this... I am more or less perverted.

Xuannv hugged Zhu Xiaopeng, touched his head and said:
"Sister, you are not in Yaochi, why did you come to find me?"

Zhu Xiaopeng rubbed and rubbed in her arms, coquettishly saying:

"It was my mother who asked me to call my sister..."

Comfortable!

Perverted happiness, I feel it.

Xuannv's face turned red when she was rubbed, but she didn't push her away, and said helplessly:

"You! You are still so clingy... Let's go to Yaochi first, tell me on the way, what is the reason why the empress wants me to go?"

"do not do it……"

"I'll hug you for a while longer."

That's right!

From a single point of view, both Xuannv and Xuanniao are aloof.

But they are good sisters!

Xuannv is also a mysterious bird.

That little Xuanniao has always been like this in front of the big Xuanniao, it's not that Zhu Xiaopeng deliberately played perverted.

"Hey?"

Xuannv suddenly felt abnormal and said:
"Sister, where are you pinching your hands?"

Ah this...

Zhu Xiaopeng hurriedly let go of his hands on his buttocks, and he couldn't help it.

"Sister, let's go to Yaochi!"

Zhu Xiaopeng changed the subject, Xuannv nodded and said nothing, feeling in her heart that this "sister" seemed a little dishonest today, like that hooligan in Tianpeng.

On the road.

Xuannv asked:

"Sister, my mother asked you to call me, probably to ask about Marshal Tianpeng?"

Zhu Xiaopeng nodded and said:
"Hmm! The Burning Lamp Buddha and Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva are also in Yaochi. Just now, in the Lingxiao Palace, the empress must be angry because she failed to let the Jade Emperor dispose of the canopy..."

Xuannv hesitated for a moment, and asked:
"My lady, what are you going to do with the canopy?"

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Xuannv, thought for a while and said:

"I think... Your Majesty is definitely going to catch him, then chop him up, and seal him for 500 years..."

Xuannv's face was expressionless, and she was a little worried.

She asked again:
"Did you catch him and find him?"

Zhu Xiaopeng shook his head and said suddenly:

"Sister, you are acting with the canopy in Huaguo Mountain, what kind of taste is it like to kiss a man?"

Xuannv blushed instantly, hit him angrily, and replied, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Seeing this, Zhu Xiaopeng was even more happy in his heart, and continued to tease Xuannv and said:

"Sister, just tell me! How did you kiss the canopy and what did it feel like?"

"I see that mortal men and women like to kiss, but when they kiss and kiss, they turn off the lights."

Xuannv's face was even more rosy, she twisted Zhu Xiaopeng's waist, and said angrily:

"Don't say these words in the future, if the empress hears it, she will think you are thinking of the world, and punish you..."

"Then sister, tell me!"

"Say it!"

Zhu Xiaopeng acted coquettishly, he felt that he was a pervert, and lamented his behavior - very perverted!
Xuannv said in a low voice:

"It's... a wonderful feeling. I'm nervous... My heart beats fast... It's numb. In short, don't be curious, and don't ask again in the future."

She is also doting on Xuanniao, if not for that, she would be 100% unable to say such a shameful word.

Zhu Xiaopeng was very happy.

If Xuannv knew that the person in front of her was herself, and she even told herself how it felt to kiss her, she might have chased him from Yaochi to Huaguo Mountain with a sword.

(End of this chapter)