Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 164 You Still Want a Kiss Scene
After Guanyin finished speaking, before Zhu Xiaopeng could speak, she directly added:
"For this matter, I will give you and Yang Jian five hundred golden pills each."

Uh…

Zhu Xiaopeng was thinking about Taibai Jinxing, when he heard Guanyin's words, he frowned...and set his eyes on Xuannv.

Xuannv came before him.

At this moment, Xuannv is wearing a white dress, she is still so beautiful, people like it!
"no!"

Zhu Xiaopeng resolutely refused:

"Don't say you are giving five hundred for this matter, even if you give me five million, I will never do it..."

drop!
"From Burning Lamp..."

"From Guanyin..."

Everyone is also convinced.

You add money, what do you mean by 500 million?
Are you going to sell the entire Lingshan?

Both the Jade Emperor and Laojun couldn't stand it.

It's too cruel.

Asked for 500 million, how do you ask them to pay it back?
Ran Deng frowned displeased and said:
"Tianpeng, everyone needs to cooperate in this catastrophe. You are also the one who deserves the catastrophe. Now what do you want to do by saying these things?"

If Laojun is not here, you can see if I will smoke you.

Zhu Xiaopeng said seriously:

"Buddha, you are embarrassing my canopy."

"I am obsessed with Xuannv, no matter what time I come, I will never attack her."

Xuannv:? ? ?
I thank you.

What Zhu Xiaopeng said made Xuannv's face turn red instantly, where is Ling Xiao Palace, are you confessing to me?

drop!
"Negative emotions from the Queen Mother +999. × 999"

Everyone on the field had different expressions, but the Queen Mother ran away in an instant.

"Tianpeng, you...how can you be so reasonable!"

"Do you believe me or not, I will take it now and throw you into the path of animals?"

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at the Queen Mother and didn't argue with her, after all, he wanted to increase the money now, not against the Queen Mother.

Seeing this, the Jade Emperor glanced at the Queen Mother, but she didn't say anything, I don't believe it!
Lantern smoothed things over and said:

"Tianpeng, it's not just for you to fight her, even if you were to fight her, how could you beat her?"

Xuannv: ...

Xuannv is very uncomfortable, now I can't beat him, Buddha!
Everyone looked at Zhu Xiaopeng, then at Xuannv, and felt that there was something wrong with these two people!

Yang Jian was a little worried at the moment, Tianpeng found Xuannv as a breakthrough, where should he find an excuse to increase money?
Zhu Xiaopeng shook his head and replied:

"Buddha, this is a matter of principle."

"Well... Don't worry, Buddha, how about we change the script?"

Suddenly he had an idea.

Everyone looked at Zhu Xiaopeng together.

Zhu Xiaopeng said solemnly:

"Brother Bai's script, there is only brotherhood. Xuan'er is so beautiful, how can I not like her?"

"I think we can add some love between men and women to this plot, that is, Xuannv and I love each other very much, but we can't be together, and because of this incident, the two people who love each other kill each other!"

Everyone was instantly embarrassed.

you!We are looking for you to be an actor, not to be a director, not to be a screenwriter, you are nosy!
The Jade Emperor is happy at the moment, it really is your canopy, just because you still don't forget the big things at this moment, I will protect you even if you say anything later!

Go to the Eye of the North Sea to shatter the prehistoric, and stay in the Three Realms, uncle is covering you!
Laojun didn't say a word, he pretended he didn't know this shameful thing.

The Queen Mother's complexion became more and more gloomy, and she felt that it was outrageous, that bastard Tianpeng is really daring!
Xuannv was a little worried, what is going on every day!
You canopy, behave well now, admit your mistake with Queen Mother Randeng, won't they be lenient to you in the back?

What do you want, change the script?
Pooh!
Who will play love and kill with you!
At this time, Zhu Xiaopeng added another sentence:
"If you are willing to change the script, I will act without paying."

Between golden pills and love, Zhu Xiaopeng really chose love, a few thousand golden pills are nothing!

"puff…!"

The Jade Emperor couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

His face is full of embarrassment, and his smile has been getting lower and lower recently. It's all because of Tian Peng... he's becoming more and more rare.

Zhu Xiaopeng's face was full of embarrassment. Uncle, it's very difficult for me to tear down my platform like this!
The rest of the people also have weird expressions, which is outrageous.

In order to play a couple scene with Xuannv, he actually chose to give up five hundred golden pills, or even the chance to add money?
Yang Jian was very puzzled. He felt that Zhu Xiaopeng had betrayed the purpose of the Jiaqian Gang.

The Queen Mother said angrily:
"Tianpeng, don't even think about it, you...you just die!"

"You still miss Xuannv, so I will tell you about Chang'e and Yang Chan first!"

She is in a hurry.

When the mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, the more she looks at her, the more dissatisfied she becomes.

Ran Deng and Avalokitesvara looked embarrassed, they thought it seemed acceptable, if you change the script of the canopy, we won't add money.

That's enough to achieve the goal anyway.

But the Queen Mother was not happy again.

This is difficult to do.

The Jade Emperor looked at the Queen Mother and said seriously:

"I don't think there's anything wrong with this matter. It's just a play. What's wrong?"

"Tianpeng, how do you want to act?"

Zhu Xiaopeng thought for a while and said:

"According to the plot, I fell in love with Xuannv and couldn't be together, but seeing Xuannv take down Monkey King, my brotherhood was rekindled in my heart."

"When we fought with Xuannv, Xuannv lost to us because of her old illness, and Yang Jian's three-pointed double-edged knife hit, I pushed Xuannv away and blocked the knife for her!"

"At this point, I was seriously injured and covered in blood. Xuannv hugged me and cried bitterly. I confessed to her, and she confided in me. In the end, the two of us kissed passionately..."

"Wait a moment!"

The Queen Mother suddenly interrupted:
"Tianpeng, what's going on in your mind? You let Xuannv hug you, but you still want her to kiss you, and you still want a kissing scene?"

Everyone also woke up from the scene described by Zhu Xiaopeng, and looked at Zhu Xiaopeng with strange faces, you!What a beautiful idea!
"Cough cough!"

The Jade Emperor looked at the Queen Mother and said:
"Don't interrupt in a hurry, let Tianpeng finish the story first, Tianpeng, you continue!"

Zhu Xiaopeng nodded and continued:
"Where did I just talk... Oh yes, Xuannv hugged me and cried bitterly. I confessed to her, and she confided in me. In the end, the two of us passionately kissed each other, and we made an oath of eternal love, an oath of never being separated!"

"It's no good to make things and people. Yang Jian's knife has already hurt my vitals, and I'm about to die. Xuannv cried and pleaded with Laojun, asking Laojun to give me a return pill to save my life."

"But Laojun said that it's too late. The only way to save me now is to exchange one life for another. After hearing this, Xuannv resolutely decided to sacrifice herself to save my life!"

"At the end of the story, Xuan'er hugged me and kissed me affectionately, she said; 'Peng~don't cry, Xuan'er will turn into a star in the sky and guard you forever in the dark night, whenever you want When I am, just look up, I am always there.'”

"So far the story is over, I will hold Xuannv back and let her turn into a little bit of starlight in my arms and dissipate between heaven and earth."

"Outside the long pavilion, by the side of the ancient road, the green grass stretches to the sky, the sound of the willow flute in the evening wind, the mountain outside the sunset mountain~"

"At the end of the sky, at the corner of the sea, half a friend is lost, a pot of dirty wine is full of joy, don't dream cold tonight~"

(End of this chapter)