Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 13 Your Majesty, You Misunderstood Me
Zhu Xiaopeng had already thought about it on the way, and now when he heard the Jade Emperor say this, he confessed and strictly said:

"Report to Your Majesty, I am guilty."

"Today, Nabi Mawen let go of his horse on the Tianhe River, and even beat my subordinates. When I took people to him, he was still arrogant. I couldn't hold back and beat him up."

"With all due respect, I am aboveboard. I hate those who disrespect His Majesty and domineering people the most in my life. I don't regret beating him at all. If I have another chance to do it again, I will beat him even harder. , want to see him beat him again and again."

"I also know that this is a serious matter. I have to admit my mistakes when I come out, and I have to stand at attention when I am beaten. I am willing to confess my sins and obey the law. Please Your Majesty beat me down to earth."

Jade Emperor:? ? ?
Crowd: ? ? ?
After Zhu Xiaopeng finished speaking, everyone on the field was dumbfounded.

Retreat to advance?

No, not right!If you are advancing by retreating, why do you look like you are pleading guilty? What do you mean by what you said? Are you planning to beat that monkey again?
I don't understand why this is a little bit.

The Jade Emperor is also confused at the moment, you old six!If you plead guilty, you should plead guilty well. Why do you say this, and you plan to beat the monkey again next time?
This time I beat the monkey to mess up the game, I haven't thought of how to make it even for you, and you said that again, you let Tathagata and the others... how can they compromise! !

drop!
"From Tathagata..."

"From Burning Lamp..."

"From..."

Tathagata and the others became more and more annoyed as they thought about it.

What the hell!

Canopy you are too much.

You still want to see and hit once, you f*ck beat the monkey sober this time, you still want to hit?

You are so good, why don't you go to heaven?

Let you hit the monkey a few more times, you... why don't you just take him in and let him go to the Five Elements Mountain?

Dry!
All the immortals, look at me, I look at you, I don't understand, they really don't understand, isn't the meaning of the canopy obvious, why are you confronting Tathagata and them?

Can…

Why is that?
Taibai Jinxing looked at Zhu Xiaopeng with a confused face, he was also very confused at the moment, brother, what are you doing?

I told you well on the way just now, the Jade Emperor didn't get angry, you can just say a few words, how do you feel that if you say something, the Jade Emperor won't be able to do it unless you are knocked down.

Are you making it clear that you want to be a shit stirrer?
drop!
"Negative emotions from Tathagata +999.×99"

"From..."

I'm so angry!
This is also the Lingxiao Palace in the Heavenly Court. If you dare to say that outside, believe it or not, we will slap you with a big mouth?

Tathagata wanted to get angry very much, but this is Lingxiao Palace, he had no choice but to speak properly:

"Tianpeng, if you have any displeasure in your heart, we can have a good talk. The monster monkey is stubborn and rebellious, and it needs to be adjusted slowly. Your approach is inappropriate and not advisable."

When Zhu Xiaopeng heard Tathagata's words, he looked at Tathagata and replied: "What the Buddha said is that Tianpeng was impulsive in this matter, but... Tianpeng dared to act bravely. I admit that I was wrong."

"Your Majesty, please knock me down."

The Jade Emperor glanced at the crowd and said lightly:

"Not really."

"Tianpeng, you have been in the Heavenly Court for so many years, and you have worked hard to manage the weak waters of the Tianhe River. How could you be beaten down to earth because of this small mistake?"

"If you are knocked down to the mortal world like this, wouldn't this chill the hearts of the immortals and Buddhas of the Three Realms?"

Zhu Xiaopeng became anxious when he heard that, you are going to chill my heart, I was so tough just now, and said that I would beat monkeys in the future, how could you not beat me down to earth?

"Your Majesty, Tianpeng personally proposed atonement for this matter, and this will not chill everyone's hearts. Please take me down as soon as possible!"

The Jade Emperor waved his hand and said, "Don't bring up the matter of laying down the earth, let's talk about something else."

Zhu Xiaopeng almost cried in anger.

I already have a Nine-Turn Great Returning Pill, 1 Nine-Turn Golden Pills, and 6000 million negative emotions. I can reach the middle stage of Da Luo Jinxian in a few days in the lower realm!

Your Majesty, you can't do this to me, Your Majesty.

If Your Majesty does not knock me down, how will I live in the future, Your Majesty.

Your Majesty, you misunderstood me, Your Majesty.

swallow……

however!
Tathagata is really about to be angry and cry.

drop!
"Negative emotions from Tathagata +999.×999"

"From..."

That's it?

So angry!
Is this a little thing? ?

In the hearts of the Tathagata few people, it feels too difficult.

The meaning of the Jade Emperor is obvious, and he clearly rejected it. It is impossible for me to bring Marshal Tianpeng down to earth. Even if you want to find trouble, talk about something else.

Isn't this too annoying?
If they don't knock the canopy down to the mortal world, they won't be able to beat him at all, no... let's not talk about the beating for now.

Canopy, that bastard, just now made it clear that he will still beat the stone monkey when he sees him in the future, this is the key.

Jade Emperor, do you have something wrong with your ears?

The canopy is so arrogant, can't you see it?
He really...I cried to death.

Tathagata was really going to die of anger, but the words of the Jade Emperor made it clear that he had no choice but to find another shortcut:
"Your Majesty, Marshal Tianpeng was just impulsive. In my opinion, this is not a big deal. The most important thing right now is to put the previous plan on the right track."

"As long as Marshal Tianpeng can guarantee that he will stop beating the monster monkey in the future, and just lock Marshal Tianpeng for a few days and give him some punishment."

Uh?
When Zhu Xiaopeng heard this, he was dumbfounded.

Is this special?
How can this work, this time I didn't get kicked down, I still have to beat the monkey to make a mistake, I want to have a next time.

I promise shit!

Tathagata, why are you so old?
The Jade Emperor nodded slightly, looked at Zhu Xiaopeng and said:
"Have you heard what the Buddha said?"

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at the Jade Emperor, then at Tathagata and the others, and sighed in his heart, I was careless!There is no flash, the old sixth Jade Emperor doesn't talk about martial arts, I advise you to be like a rat.

"I promise, I won't beat monkeys again in the future. If I make the same mistake again, I will get eight...ten ten sticks."

"Eight hundred."

Tathagata suddenly added a sentence at this time, thinking: Eighty sticks can only hurt you, and eight hundred sticks can make your butt bloom, so you have a certainty in your heart... No!Eight thousand big sticks can't relieve my great hatred!

Depend on!
Zhu Xiaopeng was also annoyed. Believe it or not, I beat your uncle's ass to bloom, and the chicken broke his bone when I beat your uncle?

Jade Emperor thought for a moment in his heart, glanced at Tathagata and the others, and said to Zhu Xiaopeng:
"Tianpeng, you have neglected your duty and went to Guanghan Palace to molested Fairy Chang'e. Today you will be fined for three years' salary, and you will be sent to prison for half a month."

"Come on, take it down."

Upon hearing this, little Nezha volunteered, "Your Majesty, I'll come...I'll take the canopy to the dungeon."

After saying that, she took out Huntian Ling and tied Zhu Xiaopeng's hands.

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Nezha in bewilderment.

This little loli is good-looking, with fair skin, big eyes and small mouth, exquisite and cute facial features, but she just doesn't do anything about it every day.

and many more?

"Your Majesty, it's fine for me to be negligent, why am I still molesting Fairy Chang'e?"

The Jade Emperor gave Zhu Xiaopeng a look, and let him understand it by himself. You can't be punished for the crime of beating a monkey. It just so happens that this crime fits well, doesn't it?
(End of this chapter)