Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 1 Now I Want Not to Be Human

Chaos is not divided into chaos, and no one sees it.

Since Pangu broke the Harmony, opened up a clear and turbid distinction.

Covering the group of students and admiring benevolence, inventing everything to be good.

……

If you want to know whether learning scriptures will succeed or not, you have to look at the sixth child of the Jade Emperor.

heaven.

Tianhe Marshal's Mansion.

A man in golden armor is sitting in the hall and meditating at the moment. The man is very handsome, with sword eyebrows and star eyes, fresh and handsome, with a straight nose and thin lips, and suave...

Summarize in four words - starting point readers.

The handsome man's name is Zhu Xiaopeng. He was a fish who slipped through the net of the nine-year compulsory education.

then.

Just like that, I got on the express train of time travel and came to the world of Journey to the West. Instead of becoming Xiao Bailong, I became Zhu Bajie.

oh no no...

To be precise - Marshal Canopy.

At the beginning, Zhu Xiaopeng knew that after he crossed into Marshal Canopy, that guy!Very happy.

Journey to the West!

Who the hell hasn't seen this?
The protagonist picks up the semen group of five people, um...

Looking at the entire world of Journey to the West, Marshal Canopy's start is definitely Tianhu. He needs strength, power, power, background, and girlfriend...no!
Uh. . .

In short, the strength and status of Marshal Canopy can already be flattened.

Unfortunately, extreme joy begets sorrow.

Today, after Zhu Xiaopeng completely integrated Canopy's memory, he discovered a very "fucking" piece of information.

The monkey... is coming.

The monkey went to heaven.

The monkey has become Bi Mawen.

This Nima?
At this moment, Zhu Xiaopeng feels that his life is hopeless. What does it mean that the monkey will go to heaven to be Bi Mawen?
This means that the monkey is the grasshopper after autumn, and he will not be able to jump for a few days.

And after the monkey rushed to the street, wouldn't it be Zhu Xiaopeng's turn right after that?

Molested Chang'e, was beaten down to earth.

Reincarnate as a pig, and then go to learn Buddhist scriptures?
Zhu Xiaopeng frowned, and the more he thought about it, the more painful it became. Of course... If you analyze the Buddhist scriptures one by one and cross into Zhu Bajie, it will be relatively better.

First of all.

Sun Wukong.

Although it looks beautiful, it is actually the founder of the "monkey-playing" school, not to mention the suffering of being suppressed for 500 years under the Five Elements Mountain.

Tang Sanzang?
it's a bit complicated
Tang Sanzang really enjoyed his life, Sun Wukong and the others broke through the checkpoint and played the dungeon, while Tang Sanzang took a bath in the "club" all the way to Lingshan.

In fact, Zhu Xiaopeng has always wondered how many times Tang Sanzang was bathed by monsters on the way to learn Buddhist scriptures, and there was no shrewd monster who rubbed off Tang Sanzang's dead skin and ate it?

The main thing is that Tang Sanzang is a mortal. If he becomes Tang Sanzang, Zhu Xiaopeng feels that the story of learning from the scriptures has already come to an end in Daughter Country.

As for the shutter and the little white dragon.

Heartbroken, Iron Juice.
Needless to say, rolling the curtain, Liushahe Wanjian pierces the heart, and Xiaobailong is a tauren at the beginning. These two people are brothers and sisters!

"Harmful."

After some analysis and self-consolation, Zhu Xiaopeng heaved a long sigh. If he thought about it carefully, he felt that Zhu Bajie... was not bad.

If you hit the mortal world, you can go down to the mortal world, if you are a pig, you can be a pig, and you can be free and unrestrained in the mortal world.

Then put your arms around Cuilan and wait in Gao Laozhuang Jing to join the team. After joining the team, you can hang up the phone, move your heart, and eat and drink...

Really good!
Although the canopy is about to collapse at the beginning, Zhu Bajie's wonderful life will begin immediately.

Of course, there is something wrong with this, that is, the cultivation base needs to be rebuilt. After Zhu Xiaopeng merged with the canopy, he found that the cultivation base at this moment is perfect in the early stage of Da Luo Jinxian, and the next step is the middle stage of Da Luo Jinxian.

But in the current Three Realms, the ancestor Hongjun took all the saints away after conferring the gods, and Daluo Jinxian is already very powerful.

Earth immortals, heavenly immortals, true immortals, mysterious immortals, golden immortals, Taiyi golden immortals, Daluo golden immortals, quasi-sages, saints.

You know, Yang Jian and Nezha, the two heavenly gods of war, have cultivation bases that are Taiyi Jinxian's late Dzogchen, not even a Daluo Jinxian.

This is not to say that the canopy is better than their talents, but... sophistication!

Who told Tianpeng to be the only seedling of the human religion, and Lao Tzu to be an almighty boss, a nine-turn great return pill, directly breaking through the Da Luo Jinxian, and achieving a realm that is difficult for many immortals to reach in their lifetime.

As for the future, Zhu Xiaopeng felt that it would be very difficult to return to the Da Luo Golden Immortal Stage without the Nine-Turn Great Returning Pill.

Either way.

Early death and early rebirth.

It is only the physical body that is beaten down to the mortal world, and its soul is not damaged. If I can go down earlier and practice hard, there is still hope for returning to the realm of Daluo Jinxian.

That is, Chang'e? (Neon Clothes Fairy)
Zhu Xiaopeng began to mutter again in his heart, since he made a mistake and went down to earth, then the fake show was real, no!This should be called entering the play, yes... it is entering the play.

suck
at this time.

A celestial general in silver armor came in and shouted:

"Report to the Marshal, I will inspect Tianhe and find that the newly appointed Bi Mawen actually released Tianma on our Tianhe."

Zhu Xiaopeng moved his buttocks, and replied flatly: "Should I still report this trivial matter to me? Why don't we just drive him away?"

Yin Jiatian will be a little embarrassed, and replied:
"Marshal, that monkey is so arrogant. Not only did he not listen when we asked him to leave, he even beat our people. I...I didn't beat him either."

Uh…

Hearing this, Zhu Xiaopeng had a strange expression on his face.

In the early stage of Monkey, he was indeed arrogant.

Let alone a few heavenly soldiers and generals.

At this moment, I am afraid that the Jade Emperor and Laojun, or Tathagata and Ran Deng have offended the monkey. He dares to point his nose and scold him. There is no way for everyone to pet him! !
"Don't worry about him."

drop!
"The system is loading..."

"The system is loaded and bound successfully, and the negative emotion collection system is at your service."

What the fuck?

Zhu Xiaopeng, who was ready to let go and accept his fate, suddenly had his eyes lit up.

system?

Goldfinger?
Negative emotion collection?

Since there is something wrong with this, why do I still want to return to Da Luo Jinxian after the lower realm?I should set a small goal - a saint, and then bring the Queen Mother of Chang'e and the Seven Fairies to one pot! ! !

just
Why is there a feeling of déjà vu.

Zhu Xiaopeng was a little excited and felt it.

"very good."

"Tongzi, please start your performance!"

drop!
"The negative emotion collection system can collect the negative emotions of others. After the host collects the negative emotion value, it can be exchanged for generous rewards."

"The system will also randomly issue tasks. After the host completes the task, he can get more generous rewards."

simple and clear.

After hearing this explanation, Zhu Xiaopeng understood.

The old sixth system is to base one's own happiness on the suffering of others.Well, I didn't have a choice before, but now I don't want to be a human being.

　Meng new report, chirp chirp (_)
　　
　
(End of this chapter)