Math professor returns to routine

Chapter 44 The Little Yellow Snowman

On the bus, Lu You and Tang Wan were sitting next to each other, each with a Bluetooth headset, watching the drama at station b and complaining.

On the phone, four middle-aged men, wearing white short sleeves and black shorts, were running in the playground in the rain.The looming belly, while running, said narcissistically: "Are the girls in the classroom over there looking at us?"

The two felt a chill.

"Hiss~" Tang Wan gasped, hugged her arm, and said, "I got goosebumps when I saw it. How did Zhang manage to be both disgusting and confident? His belly, I think my The spirit is polluted."

Lu You pinched the center of his brows, nodded approvingly, and said, "I have a physical discomfort, and I feel like I'm going to have a nightmare tonight."

At this time, a small hand rested on his stomach.I touched it back and forth a few times.

Lu You grabbed the wrist of that restless hand, and asked with a half-smile, "What are you doing?"

"I want to see if you will have a small belly like him."

"Don't you know if I have a belly? Besides, what can you touch through the down jacket? If you want to touch it, just click." Lu You gestured to open the zipper of the down jacket.

Logan quickly withdrew her hand, and said in a panic: "I know, I know! I won't touch it anymore."

Seeing that she didn't dare to make trouble anymore, Lu You continued to focus on the video.

Even though the video is only ten minutes long, Tang Wan feels as if a century has passed.Especially when playing the original film, it was so embarrassing that it was about to split in two.

The video finally ended, and Tang Wan breathed a sigh of relief and said in admiration: "It's just torture. I don't know how these up masters can endure it. I can't stand it just by editing."

However, Lu You seemed unfinished, and said, "Why don't we find another one? It's quite interesting."

"I don't want it!" Logan resisted and said, "This thing is not interesting."

"I think I can learn something from here." Lu You said seriously.

"Don't learn! If you dare to learn, I will beat you!"

"Don't worry, just listen to me." Lu You comforted: "Zhang has spent several years filming such a drama, mainly to tell us two truths."

"Huh? What's the point?"

"Once a person chooses the wrong direction, no matter how much effort he puts in, the end point he reaches will be wrong."

"speak English."

Lu You thought for a while, turned sideways, and continued: "Let's put it this way. Zhang has worked hard enough for this drama, right? He wrote the script himself, and spent several years polishing it. He personally grasped every detail of the filming, and was accurate to every A place where snowflakes fall. But the resulting film can only be described in three words, one drags four."

"That's the truth." Logan agreed with him, "What else?"

"The other thing is that when people's cognition is derailed from the thinking of the general public, the people often don't understand what he shows and the essential purpose contained in it, but they will find it strange."

Logan: ←_←

"Is it so cryptic that I like to say it?"

"Uh... well, let me be blunt. It means that his perception of the world is different from that of the audience. Behaviors that we find strange may seem normal to him.

For example, the part where the four of them run in the rain.Zhang's purpose is to express the young brotherhood of the four people.But well, the method he used was wrong.

First of all, there are no college students who grow up like this.Furthermore, although we boys will also discuss topics about girls, we will not directly talk about it in public.

Although we boys have a lot of yellow waste in our minds, we are not greedy.At least not all of them.

You can understand this drama as the self-fantasy of a greasy man. "

Tang Wan suddenly opened her eyes wide, looked at Lu You's deep and gentle eyes, and asked curiously: "Then, do you also have yellow waste in your mind?"

"I've said so much, and this is all you want to ask?" Lu You couldn't believe it, "Isn't it about Zhang?"

"I don't pay attention to him, I don't want to know about him." Logan urged: "Tell me quickly, do you have yellow waste in your mind?"

The hole you dig, you have to fill in.

Lu You struggled and said, "This... I'm also an adolescent boy, and I have some sexual fantasies in my mind."

As he spoke, he gestured to draw out the universe between his fingers, emphasizing: "It's really just a drop."

"Hmm, is that so?" Logan looked at him with a teasing expression, and teased, "Are you watching the movies of the teachers, or the personal works of Little Blue Bird?"

"I..." At this moment, Lu You came to his senses, narrowed his eyes and asked, "No, you seem to understand it too? What's going on?"

Logan pulled up the scarf to cover her face, then turned her head out of the window and said in a trembling voice, "Is...is it? I...I don't know."

"It seems that the inside of the little snowman is not white, but yellow."

"You are the one who is yellow, you are all yellow!" Logan retorted like a child with her back turned to him.

At this time, the horn sounded a reminder that they were about to get off in two stops.

Lu You thought about it, and decided to tease her next time, so she said, "Okay, little yellow snowman, it's time to get down to business."

Tang Wan still looked out of the window, and said sullenly, "There is no little yellow snowman here."

"Then the minions?"

Logan didn't want to talk to him, so she simply ignored him.

Seeing that she didn't respond, Lu You sighed, and said to himself: "Oh, it's a pity, I still want to eat hot pot at noon, and I don't have a mobile phone to order, so I can only forget it."

"What did you say?" Logan immediately turned her head, pulled off the scarf, revealing her delicate face.

"Huh? Did I say anything?"

"Yes, you said you eat hot pot at noon!" Tang Wan stared at Lu You.

"Really? Why don't I remember?"

"No! As you remember, I'll have hot pot for lunch today, okay~" Tang Wan shook Lu You's arm and used the coquettish method on him.

"Okay, okay." Lu You was defeated within two seconds.

In fact, no boy can resist when the girl he likes acts like a baby to himself.

"Then lend me your phone, I'll order food..."

"it is good!"

"Oh, by the way, you tell Li Yu and the others first, we'll have hot pot later."

"I'll say it now!"

Tang Wan was in a very good mood, just as boys couldn't refuse Heisi, it was also hard for girls to refuse a hot pot meal in winter.

As for Lu You calling himself a little yellow man, a yellow-hearted little snowman or something, just call him what you like, and think about other things after eating the hot pot.

……

Lu You held Tang Wan's mobile phone between the two of them, scrolling through the takeout menu.

"Little Snowman, what do you want to eat?"

Tang Wan looked at this restaurant, not only the names of the dishes were fancy, but also the prices were a little outrageous.

"This... the price is a bit unacceptable."

"Don't worry, order whatever you want, I'll treat you."

Tang Wan shook her head and said: "It's not a question of who is treating guests, the main reason is that the price is really not worth it. It's obviously the same thing, and the one here is obviously much more expensive than the others. How about changing it?"

"It would be my money to change it."

"Huh? Why?"

Lu You explained with a smile: "Have you ever seen someone give money for dinner at home?"

"Is this opened by your family?" Tang Wan was really surprised. To be able to open such a hot pot restaurant that is obviously not low-grade, the family is somewhat wealthy.

"That's right, so just be bold and don't worry about the price."

Tang Wan didn't worry too much anymore, Lu You said it so clearly, it would be hypocritical to worry about it any more.

"Then I'm welcome!"

Soon, there was a pile of meat on the shopping cart.Fat beef rolls, fat lamb rolls, hairy tripe, thousand layers, yellow throat, various parts of beef, shrimp slippery, duck blood and various meatballs.

"Okay, that's all Niannian and I want to eat, you can order."

Lu You looked at the whole meaty ingredients, and couldn't help laughing and said, "You really don't order any vegetables? Are you afraid of gaining weight after eating so much meat?"

"I've been eating hot pot, do I still think about gaining weight?" Tang Wan said nonchalantly, "Or do you really care about my gaining weight?"

Lu You added a touch of green and a few soy products to the single ingredients, and responded: "I only care about whether the little snowman is happy every day and whether he is healthy or not."

Tang Wan said with a cheerful tone: "Little Snowman is very happy today, and he is in great health!"

"You know? Are you a little snowman?"

"Aren't I?"

"The little snowman is yellow when cut, and you are too?"

Tang Wan blushed again, slapped Lu You twice, and said angrily, "Go on! Go on! There's no end, right?"

"Stop hitting, stop hitting." Lu You quickly comforted her and said, "I haven't placed an order yet, otherwise I won't be able to eat later."

Tang Wan sat down quickly, stopped making trouble, and waited until the Liyu Club gave her a few more slaps.

Lu You took a screenshot of the ordered menu, then entered a phone number in the text message interface, sent the picture, and sent a message along the way:
Send it to the Carp Club as soon as possible, and I will take it myself.

"Wow, is this the boss's son? The tone is so embarrassing!"

Lu You smiled, just in time, the bus reminded them that they had arrived.

"Let's go, little snowman, it's time to get out of the car."

……

The two pushed the door open and walked into the Carp Club.

Today is the weekend, there are a lot of customers, and the seats on the first floor are basically full.

A young man walked up to the two of them, greeted Lu You with a smile, "Long time no see, young master. High school was hard, right?"

"It's hard work, it's just that there is too little spare time."

The young man took it for granted, and said, "It is true. I have to go to classes for more than ten hours every day, which is more tiring than going to work."

"Shouldn't Li Yu be here?"

"It's been a while, it's on the second floor."

"Okay, I'll go up first, so I won't disturb your work."

"Go." The young man took a look at Tang Wan, then leaned into Lu You's ear, and whispered, "You two have really good eyes."

Lu You also nodded seriously, and responded: "I think so too."

The two walked to the second floor.

Tang Wan approached Lu You and asked, "What did he just tell you?"

"He said, the girl next to me is amazing, as beautiful as a fairy."

"That's true." Logan raised her tail directly to the sky, and said proudly: "Sinking fish and wild goose, closing the moon to shame flowers, it's me who is talking about."

"Unfortunately, I like watching movies, and my heart is not clean." Lu You shook his head and sighed.

Tang Wan was so angry that she wanted to reach out and pinch him, but unfortunately she was wearing gloves, and he was also wearing a thick down jacket, so she had nowhere to do it.They could only slap him indiscriminately.

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