Math professor returns to routine

Lu You took out the cards, removed the big and small kings inside, cut and shuffled them briefly, and placed them on the edge of the table.

"Let me add one more point. The king's order must be reasonable and can be completed in a short period of time. It cannot be forced. If the other party does not accept it, they can choose to refuse it, and the king's rights will also be invalidated."

Li Yu raised her hand again and asked, "What is reasonable and what is unreasonable, can you give an example?"

"For example, the king ordered me to shake hands with you. I don't have any psychological burden. It is obviously a reasonable thing. Although I don't feel very comfortable in my heart, I can barely accept it. It is also a reasonable thing. .But order me to kiss you?"

Li Yu immediately showed a disgusted expression, and resisted: "No! I won't do it even if I'm killed!"

"Yes! I don't want to either. Something like this that neither party can accept is called unreasonable,"

"Okay, I understand!"

Li Yu rubbed his hands excitedly, and said impatiently: "Hurry up and start, I can't wait! Let you see what is called Ouhuang!"

"what!"

Xu Nian seemed to have heard the biggest joke in the world, and sneered, "Just you? Ouhuang? Does a person with four consecutive weapon pools deserve this title?"

"You don't care about me? Anyway, I'm full of life and energy, and you can do it if you have the ability!"

"What's the use? It's just a non-chief who can only krypton gold."

"Better than you, neither!"

Seeing that the two were about to fight again, Lu You quickly opened his mouth to smooth things over.

"Stop arguing, the game starts now! Who will draw the first card first?"

"Let me take the first attack!"

Li Yu put his hand on the pile of cards, and shouted abnormally: "It's my turn, draw a card!"

Li Yu saw the platoon clearly and nodded with satisfaction.

"Well, a perfect start."

Li Yu slapped the cards on the table and slowly withdrew his hand.

"Look, everyone, block 8!"

"Tut! What shit luck? It's my turn."

Xu Nian immediately drew out his first card, without looking at it, and directly patted the table.

Li Yu craned his neck to look, and immediately laughed twice.

"Haha! Club A, the smallest one! You're done!"

"Humph!"

Xu Nian said with a dark face, "This is only the first round, it's not certain who will win! Wanwan, draw the cards."

Tang Wan looked at the half-eaten meat skewers in her hands, and silently touched Lu You's knee.

"Honey, touch it for me."

"Where to touch?"

"Draw the cards! Otherwise, where else do you want to draw?"

"Oh."

Lu You immediately drew out two cards, the upper K of Spades was handed to Tang Wan, and the lower Q of Hearts was reserved for herself.

"Hey! From the looks of it, I'm sure to win this game!"

Li Yu proudly drew his second card, glanced at the card covertly, and immediately showed a winning expression.

"Stable! I don't believe any of you can touch blackjack!"

"That is to say, your second card is Q?" Lu You asked tentatively.

Li Yu's smile remained unchanged, and he said ambiguously: "Who knows? Maybe I'm blackjack."

"Don't be arrogant! The game is not over yet!"

Not to be outdone, Xu Nian took a card from the top of the deck, held it in his hand and prayed secretly.

[Give me a chance to come back, I'd like to exchange ten hairs of mine! 】

Xu Nian squeezed out a corner of the card little by little, and carefully inspected it.

"Fuck! What kind of luck?"

"It seems that your cards are not very good!" Li Yu teased.

"I want you to take care of it!" Xu Nian gave Li Yu a vicious look.

"It's me again so soon?"

Tang Wan bit off the remaining piece of meat on the bamboo stick, and took a card away with the unoiled ring finger and little finger of her right hand.

After seeing the cards clearly, Tang Wan frowned, and put the cards on the table calmly.

Lu You was the last one to draw the cards. He stared at the number 3 on the upper left for a long time, and asked lightly, "Has anyone reached 21, or is it about entering the third round of card draw?"

"Stop struggling, it's useless."

Li Yu looked down at the crowd and said conceitedly, "I'm not afraid to tell you that my second card is the Queen of Clubs, with a total of 20 points. I don't believe that someone just happens to have a little more points than me."

"Really!"

Tang Wan turned over her folded cards, pushed them to a position where all four of them could see them, and said, "I'm the K of Spades and the 8 of Spades, exactly blackjack."

Li Yu's smile froze instantly, with a look of disbelief.

Tang Wan turned to look at Lu You, and asked, "So, is the first game over?"

Lu You nodded with a smile, and said, "Yes, now you are the king, you can issue orders to us."

"Let me think."

Logan rolled her eyes and soon had an idea.

"Honey, give me a kiss, mouth to mouth."

"No problem!"

In front of Li Yu and Xu Nian, Lu You leaned down and kissed Tang Wan's skewered lips firmly.

"Does it satisfy you?"

Logan gave a thumbs up and praised without hesitation: "Very good!"

"You are enough!"

Li Yu clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and condemned: "Can you dog lovers separate the occasions when they are making out, and playing a game is disgusting?"

Lu You's smile didn't diminish, and he said as a matter of course: "This kind of game, isn't it just disgusting? You don't think it's really like Two-dimensional, allowing you to satisfy your inner desires?"

"I remember what you said! When I win a round, I won't have your good juice!"

Li Yu ignited a raging fighting spirit, put all the cards into the deck, quickly cut and shuffled them a few times, and then put them back where they were.

"Hurry up and start the second game!"

……

For the next three games, Tang Wan collected all blackjack points in the second round, became the king without leaving any suspense, and let everyone see what the emperor of Europe is.

Tang Wan's instructions were also very simple, she didn't engage in other flirty operations at all, and asked Lu You to kiss herself from the beginning to the end.

"Unbearable!"

Li Yu slapped out the face-to-face against A, and said frantically: "Why can Tang Wan win four hands in a row, and they all happen to be blackjack? Did you collude to play cards together?"

"If I think too much, if I have the energy to play cards, I might as well eat two more black tiger prawns."

As she spoke, Tang Wan peeled off the shell of the grilled shrimp, put some sauce on it, brought it to Lu You's mouth, and said, "Come on, husband, open your mouth."

"what--"

Seeing this scene, Li Yu's temperature bar soared sharply.

Playing a game of kings is not only frustrating to be competitive, but also being slapped with dog food by the winner, which can be called a hellish experience.

Fortunately, Xu Nian is not a fool and knows the importance of temperature control.

She imitated Tang Wan's picture and peeled a grilled shrimp to Li Yu, and gently encouraged her: "Don't be discouraged, after eating this shrimp, we haven't happened in the previous four rounds, let's start all over again."

Xu Nian's words were like a shot in the arm of Li Yu's heart, making him instantly erect and revive his glory.

"That's right! Luck can't favor only one person!"

Li Yu bit off the grilled shrimp, and said with high spirits: "One more! This time, I bet everything on me, and I must win you!"

"Oh?"

Tang Wan narrowed her eyes, and said in an erratic tone: "So, have you bet on Liannian?"

"No!"

Li Yu's eyes were burning with fire, and he said word by word: "Xu Nian is an independent individual, which belongs only to herself and is not an appendage of anyone."

"Yo!"

Lu You looked up and down in surprise as if he didn't know Li Yu.

"I've known you for over ten years, and this is the first time I've heard you speak human words!"

"Stop talking nonsense! Duel!"

……

As Li Yu said, the goddess of luck did not favor Logan in this game. In the first two rounds of card draws, she drew a J of Hearts and a K of Diamonds, announcing her exit in advance.

Lu You looked around the crowd and asked routinely, "Is anyone at 21 o'clock?"

All three shook their heads.

Lu You asked again: "Who wants to draw cards in the third round?"

Everyone looked at me, I looked at you, and no one answered for a while.

Li Yu folded his hands and fell into deep thought.

【我明面上是黑桃7加黑桃8，共计15点，赢面很小。而再抽一张，超过21的概率7/13，差不多是1/2。】

【No, that's not how it works! 】

Li Yu's eyes moved quickly on the four cards revealed by everyone, causing a brainstorm.

[The cards that are revealed now, except Logan, are all less than 6.In other words, if I draw another card, the probability that I actually exceed 21 points will be greater! 】

Seeing that everyone was silent, Lu You said, "Since no one draws cards in the third round, then we..."

"Wait a moment!"

Li Yu straightened her back and said with a serious face: "I want to smoke!"

There is a saying that "you will win if you fight hard" and "you can change a bicycle into a motorcycle". Those who have been looking forward and backward are destined to fail to achieve great things.

"Okay, you can smoke."

"Wait a moment, my active skill has cast forward."

Crowd: ? ? ?
Li Yu lowered his eyes, took a slow breath, and said: "The strongest duelist is inevitable, and even the drawing itself is created by the duelist."

Xu Nian and Lu You came to their senses almost at the same time, and complained, "Damn! You're printing cards, right?"

Tang Wan was confused and asked in confusion, "What are you talking about?"

After the momentum was brewed, Li Yu opened his eyes suddenly, slapped the top of the card with his right hand, took out his mobile phone with his left hand, turned on the flashlight to shine directly on the back of his right hand, and shouted the slogan of the second incomparable in full swing.

"All light, power! Live in my right hand, light up the path of hope! Shining draw!"

Li Yu didn't even look at it, and threw the card face-up on the table.

6 of spades
Li Yu was taken aback for a moment, then jumped up on the spot, and shouted excitedly: "Yes! I won! Yu-Gi-Oh didn't lie! Sure enough, as long as you believe in your deck wholeheartedly, the deck will naturally respond!"

Xu Nian turned over Li Yu's only covered card, and it showed the 8 of spades on it.

6 plus 7 plus 8 is exactly blackjack.

"It really made you win."

"I just said that I am the Emperor of Europe, you still don't believe me, have you seen it this time?"

Li Yu shifted his gaze to Lu You, and said with a triumphant attitude: "Brother, it's my turn to disgust you! I order you to enter Logan's fingerprint information into your mobile phone and show her your browser records. "

[md!Let you show your affection in front of me, and see if I don't kill you! 】

However, things backfired. Not only did Lu You not panic, but he was extremely calm.

"Are you sure you want to waste a hard-earned victory and let me do it?"

"Yes, that's right, hurry up!"

"Okay. Can fingerprints be replaced by face recognition? She is eating barbecue and has oil on her hands."

Lu You agreed too simply, Li Yu always felt that something was wrong, but couldn't tell.

"can."

Lu You picked up the phone and put it in front of Logan.

Da

Phone home unlocked.

"and many more!"

Li Yu raised her hand to interrupt Lu You's next move, and asked incredulously, "Has Tang Wan's face information been recorded on your phone?"

"Yeah! I saved it last year, what's the problem?"

"Are you not afraid that she will check your chat information?"

Lu You took out a tissue and wiped off the oil stains on Tang Wan's face, and replied, "You are not afraid of the shadow slanting, there is nothing in my phone that my concubine can't see, she can check it if she wants."

[Although I haven't checked it. 】

Tang Wan gnawed on the crispy roasted chicken drumstick skin and thought to herself.

Some girls will be suspicious, and suddenly check their boyfriend's VX, QQ and other social software to confirm whether the other party is loyal to them.

But Logan basically doesn't do this, one is that she has enough confidence in her own conditions.

The second is that Tang Wan asked Lu You to express in one sentence that he would not have an affair, and he replied like this: You don't think women are more interesting than mathematics, do you?Do not make jokes!
So Tang Wan was completely relieved, and severely kicked Lu You.

"What about the browser?"

Li Yu asked eagerly: "Tang Wan, have you checked his browsing history?"

Tang Wan swallowed the chicken leg meat in her mouth, and said, "I've seen it, it's all foreign paper websites, it's boring."

[What's the point? His resources are all pushed to him by me. Looking at his browsing history, it's better to look at my own. 】

"Fuck, my mentality has collapsed!"

Li Yu scratched her hair and sat back to her original position, and asked, "Brother, is there still time for me to change the order?"

"What do you say?"

Lu You tidied up the playing cards and said, "I reminded you, don't waste this opportunity. You refused it yourself. You still want to order me to speak with victory."

"Come on then!"

……

Xu Xiu, the well-known champion mid laner of League of Legends, has such a sentence in his bible: Failure always runs through the end, and this is life.

Krypton did not change his fate, Xuan did not change his wrongs, Li Yu did not seize the only opportunity in this life.

In the next three hours, even Su Huaiyu, who joined in the middle, became three kings.

And Li Yu either broke the blackjack, or the sum of the three card draws did not exceed 21 points, repeatedly jumping between the two extremes.

In one hand, Li Yu assembled the J of Diamonds and the 10 of Diamonds, and when he thought he was about to win, Xu Nian silently revealed his hole cards. The J of Clubs and the 10 of Clubs happened to be slightly bigger than Li Yu. Break his heart away.

Lu You smiled and took out three cards, namely 10 of Diamonds, 10 of Clubs, and Ace of Spades.

"No more, no less, blackjack, is there anyone with the same size?"

"MD! You guys are playing games, and I'm being played by games, is it interesting? If you don't play, why don't you go back to your room and fight Yuanshen!"

Li Yu threw the cards on the table angrily, and was about to get up and leave.

"Don't worry."

Lu You stopped Li Yu and said, "It's okay to fight Yuanshen. I'm the king in this round. It's not too late to go after completing my orders."

Li Yu sighed, and said with a dead face: "Just catch me and squeeze me, I lost even my underwear, and you still want to target me, are you human?"

Lu You shrugged and said, "There's no way, Tang Wan is my girlfriend, Xu Nian is her best friend, Brother Su has worked hard all day to be our father and mother, I can't do either."

"I'm still your brother! A brother of more than ten years!" Li Yu roared.

"Isn't brother just for cheating?"

Li Yu was out of breath for an instant, and lowered her head decadently.

"Tell me what you want me to do."

"rest assured."

Lu You patted Li Yu's shoulder and comforted him: "I'm not as devilish as Xu Nian, and I won't let you sing, dance, or do push-ups."

"Really?"

"True."

Li Yu smiled back on his face, and said movedly: "Sure enough, the ancients did not deceive me, only brothers are good in the world!"

"Back to business."

Lu You straightened her back and said solemnly: "Li Yu, I order you as a king to answer my question."

Li Yu also straightened his sitting posture, and replied solemnly: "Please speak, king."

"Suppose one day, you saw Xu Nian fall into the water, and you happened to drive a king qualifying match, which was the last one in the promotion match.

At this time, you are assigned to the position of jungler.Excuse me, do you play Han Xin, who you are good at, or Li Bai, who is handsome and free and easy? "

"Surely Han Xin!"

Li Yu replied without hesitation: "Li Bai's b damage is ridiculously low. Besides, I don't know how to play. Who trains heroes in rating competitions?"

"Makes sense."

Lu You showed a meaningful smile, and continued: "However, I still think it's better to fish Xu Nian out of the water first, and then go black with her."

Li Yu trembled, feeling the growing killing intent around him, tremblingly raised his right hand, pointing at Lu You.

"Mmp! You tricked me!"

"I'm here first today. Logan and I went back to our room. See you tomorrow morning."

Lu You led Tang Wan into the villa without looking back.

……

In the courtyard of a small villa.

A petite girl, holding a branch she picked up from nowhere, chased the tall and thin boy in front of her.

"Playing the king, right? The promotion match, right! The jungler chooses Han Xin, right! Don't run away! If you have the ability to say it, don't you have the ability to get beaten?"

"I've said it all, if I really saw you falling into the water, I would definitely save you first! It was Lu You who misled me!"

"I don't care if he misleads or not, you should fight anyway!"

"Shrex! You are unreasonable!"

"Okay! You dare to call me a shrew before we are together! Don't you want to fight with each other in the future? It seems that you can't do without fighting!"

"Gan! Let me take a weapon if you have the ability!"

Sitting at the dining table, Su Huaiyu looked softly at Li Yu and Xu Nian who were fighting, and said with emotion: "Young people are full of energy!" (End of this chapter)