Math professor returns to routine

Chapter 203
Fugui Court, in the kitchen of Room 1301.

Lu You stood in front of the marble cabinet with a blank expression, holding a lively red dragon with his left hand, and holding a kitchen knife with his right hand.

Aim at the gap between its necks, poke it in at the right time, and circle around the edge of the shrimp head.

The shrimp tail struggled twice symbolically for the last time, and then limply slumped on the cutting board.

Seeing this scene, Tang Wan, who was taking pictures with her mobile phone, exaggeratedly said, "Wow! Shrimp is so cute, how can you do it!"

"No way, in order not to let my girlfriend go hungry, I can only ask Xia Xia to sacrifice her precious life."

While Lu You was talking, he didn't stop working hard. He held down the head and body of the shrimp with both hands, and pulled it hard, revealing the crystal clear shrimp meat and orange-yellow shrimp brain inside.

"Poor shrimp! In order to live up to your intentions, I decided to eat half a bowl of rice, so that every piece of your meat can be turned into nutrients for my growth."

"You're already D, do you still want to grow?"

Tang Wan kicked Lu You's calf and said, "Sexy! I'm talking about height! I want to grow taller, not breasts!"

"Isn't your height fixed? Can you still grow?"

"Who says no. Let me tell you, my current altitude is a noble 165cm, which is 10000μm higher than last year! It fully shows that I still have growth potential!"

"Are you sure this number is not rounded from 164.1?"

"If you don't believe me, I'll measure it later!"

Lu You smiled slightly, and continued to deal with Aolong in her hand without pouring cold water on Tang Wan.It’s best for a girlfriend to grow taller, and it doesn’t matter if she doesn’t grow taller. 165 is already a perfect number.

Lu You shoveled off the light pink shrimp blood that had solidified into a jelly shape on the chopping board, and proceeded to remove the shrimp meat from the shell.

Logan moved the phone a little closer to the chopping board in order to take a clearer picture.

"Are you planning to take a video and post it on station b, and become the up owner of the living area?"

"No."

Tang Wan adjusted the shooting angle and said, "I just want to record our daily life, and I won't post it on the Internet. I don't want outsiders to point fingers at our life."

"Isn't it good to share your own happiness?"

"It's fine, but there are always some bugs on the Internet who don't like other people's lives, and use all kinds of disgusting language to attack and vent their inner darkness.

For example, I saw a pregnancy routine posted by an up host with relatively few fans before, and some of the comments below were really unreadable. "

"Is such that."

Lu You used a kitchen knife to pick off the shrimp meat that was attached to the shrimp shells, and said: "The Internet is virtual in nature and lacks practical constraints. Therefore, some people will wantonly vent their dark side on the Internet.

In reality, I am obsequious, and I will attack hard on the Internet, catching output that does not match my opinion.If it matches, praise the stinky feet and publicize it. "

"That's why I don't want to post it on the Internet, I just keep it for myself to enjoy."

Just as he finished speaking, the phone that Lu You placed beside him rang.

"Logan, pick it up for me, my hands are dirty."

"Ok."

Tang Wan took the phone, saw the incoming call information on the screen, and said, "It's from your brother Li Yu."

Lu You washed his hands clean and said, "Help me turn on the speakerphone."

Logan nodded, and after one operation, placed the phone between the two of them.

"Hey."

[Come out to pick up your father! 】

Lu You hung up the phone instantly, and returned to the cutting board, continuing to process the ingredients without saying a word.

Tang Wan was stunned for a while, then asked, "Aren't you going to pick him up?"

"It's too arrogant, let him hang out first."

"But every year is there, so it's not good to let them bask outside?"

Lu You hesitated for a moment, and decided to hold back the bad breath for the time being.

"I'm still busy for a while, can I trouble you to go down and pick them up?"

"No problem, wrap it on me."

……

A quarter of an hour later.

Lu You placed the processed lobster on an iron plate, poured it with a special cheese garlic sauce, sprinkled with a layer of mozzarella cheese, and pushed it into a preheated oven at 200°C for 10 minutes.

At this point, the dish of baked lobster with cheese is complete.But Lu You didn't stop. He turned around and came to the gas stove, started the pot and poured oil.

Just after finishing all this, there was a slight sound of opening the door and girls' conversations from the entrance.

"Wow! The decoration of your home is so beautiful! It feels very warm!"

"That's right! I felt the same way when I first came here! Look at the paintings on the walls and the ceiling above. They are coordinated and reasonable. It's much better than the middle-aged decoration style of my house."

"Hey, who isn't! The several floors of my house are all white powder walls and white tiles. It's not like a toilet, it's better than a toilet."

After the three of them changed into their slippers, Tang Wan took Xu Nian to visit the house, while Li Yu walked into the kitchen and came to Lu You's side.

"What are you busy with? Instead of going downstairs to pick up your father, let your girlfriend come."

"See for yourself."

Lu You didn't look away from the pot, guessing that the oil temperature was almost ready, so he picked up a bowl of cleaned onion, ginger and garlic and poured it in.

The oil pan exploded in an instant, scaring Li Yu back half a meter away.

"Damn it! There's so much oil splashing, aren't you afraid?"

Holding a sliding shovel, Lu You deftly fiddled with the onion, ginger, and garlic sizzling in the hot oil, and responded, "You'll get used to it if you do too much. There's nothing to be afraid of. That's fine, get out quickly, and don't leave this in the way. I'll call you for dinner."

"Then you do it slowly, I won't compete with you for the oil fume."

After speaking, Li Yu exited the kitchen and closed the glass sliding door between the kitchen and the dining room for Lu You.

the other side.

The two girls came to the bedroom.Xu Nian reached out and pressed twice on the soft big bed.

"This bed is made of latex, right? It feels really good, much softer than my spring coconut palm."

"I didn't ask, I don't know."

Xu Nian rolled his eyes, as if thinking of something, he probed into the living room for a glance, then leaned into Tang Wan's ear, and asked in a low voice, "Have you and Lu You slept on this bed?"

"Occasionally take a nap at noon."

"Did something indescribable happen?"

Tang Wan turned her head, met Xu Nian's gaze, and showed obscene smiles at the same time.

"Hey, I won't tell you."

Xu Nian grabbed Tang Wan's arm and said, "It seems that there is one! Tell me in detail."

Tang Wan was exactly the same as Xu Nian, looking out of the door with her head poking around, and then closing the door softly.

"Actually, it's not a big deal. At most, I just touch it with my hands. I haven't done a real sword yet."

"You have a level in what you say, and you can score points by touching it, right?"

As he said that, Xu Nian's eyes swept across the Tang Wan full mountain peak.

"How does it feel to be picked up by a boy?"

"One thing to say, it's pretty good."

Xu Nian: (ω)
"I'm very interested, please tell me!"

"When touched, there will be a numb feeling."

……

The time came to five o'clock in the afternoon.

Like a second uncle, Li Yu was lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone without any image, laughing and making pig noises from time to time.

At this time, the closed door quietly opened, and Xu Nian and Tang Wan came out one after the other.

"I'm going to help Lu You cook, you and Li Yu sit down for a while."

"Well, let's go."

When Xu Nian came to Li Yu, he slapped Li Yu's thigh with his hand, and reprimanded him, "This is not my home! Can you sit upright!"

Li Yu curled his lips, moved his body reluctantly, and muttered to himself: "A troublesome woman, you just take care of me a lot, my brother didn't say anything, just forced Lai Lai."

"What did you say?"

Xu Nian put his hands on his hips, raised his delicate eyebrows, and a cold light shone in his eyes.

"Dog, can you say it again?"

Li Yu shuddered suddenly, quickly put on a dog-legged expression, pulled Xu Nian to sit beside him, and said flatteringly: "I mean, you manage well, you manage right, if people like me don't have you in charge, I'll be a prostitute." sword."

"Ah."

Xu Nian nodded, put his hands on his chest, and put on a stern look.

"Children can be taught. In other people's homes, you have to sit in a good manner, and you can't be lazy, so as not to be laughed at."

"Yes, what you said is correct, and I promise not to do it again."

Li Yu held a glass of cool white open in front of her, and said, "Come on, you must be thirsty, let's drink a glass of water first."

Xu Nian took the water glass and raised his head to drink up the water.

"You and Logan stayed in the room for so long, what are you talking about?"

"What about girls will kill you if you hear it, are you sure you want me to tell you?"

"Forget it, I'm actually not very interested."

Xu Nian put down the water glass and focused on the direction of the kitchen.With a warm smile on his face, Lu You talked to Tang Wan while busy with the matter at hand in an orderly manner.

While talking, Tang Wan didn't know what happened, her face turned red and she was a little agitated, she raised her hand and punched Lu You twice.

Lu You didn't hide either, and supported Tang Wan's waist with his backhand, and hugged her into his arms, a scene that was not suitable for children came.

"Sigh~"

Xu Nian gasped, and hurriedly looked away, rubbing the goose bumps off his arms.

Originally, I wanted to see how the couple cooperated in the kitchen, but I didn't expect to be stuffed with dog food.

"what happened to you?"

Hearing the movement, Li Yu also looked at the kitchen curiously, but the lips of the two had already parted at this time, except for the slight blush on Tang Wan's cheeks, there was no other abnormality.

"Did something happen?"

"No, it's just that I'm a little full and a little tired."

"Huh? Have you ever eaten anything? Why don't I know?"

"This is not important."

Xu Nian pinned the broken hair that fell to his forehead behind his ears, and changed the subject.

"You laughed so happily just now, what video were you watching?"

"You said this."

Li Yu put the mobile phone in front of Xu Nian, and said, "I'll show you the national version of the new Ultraman, and you'll understand after reading it."

After speaking, Li Yu clicked on the phone screen, and the video began to play.

[Doo-doo-Zhiton (no emotion)--]

"Damn! What kind of dubbing is this? No emotion at all? It feels like being inserted into the body with a toothpick, and you have to force a smile and say it's big."

"Uh...you can use metaphors."

……

Another half hour passed.

The four sat around the dining table.

Seeing the seafood feast on the table, Xu Nian drooled uncontrollably.

"Lu You, oh no, God Lu, did you really do this by yourself?"

"Well...not exactly."

Lu You handed out a pair of chopsticks to everyone present, and said, "Tang Wan also contributed a part, at least 1% of the credit."

"What is 1%?"

Tang Wan retorted indignantly: "I'm obviously the first-class artist! If it weren't for me, would you be in a good mood to cook?"

"You said yes."

At this time, Li Yu took out a square and exquisitely packaged gift box from the bottom and handed it to Lu You.

"Here, this is a birthday present that Xu Nian and I prepared for you. I wish you a happy birthday one day in advance."

Lu You reached out to take it, looked back and forth, and asked, "What's inside?"

"A pair of custom-made Q-version figures, the image is you and Logan."

"is it?"

Lu You is not interested in the opponent, but it is different to have a reduced version of Logan.

"Can the hand-made clothes be taken off?"

In an instant, Tang Wan's body was filled with a cold and biting killing intent.

"I originally wanted to make changeable clothes, but Xu Nian stopped me with a gun."

"It's a pity, but thank you anyway, I am very satisfied with the gift."

Lu You bent down and put down the box, then turned to Tang Wan and said, "Then, Classmate Tang Wan, didn't you express anything?"

"Mine is the highlight, of course I have to save it for you tomorrow."

"Okay, you better not forget."

"Don't worry, I spent a lot of time preparing it, and I guarantee your satisfaction."

Afterwards, the four of them picked up their chopsticks one after another and enjoyed the delicacies that Lu You cooked carefully.

(End of this chapter)