Math professor returns to routine

Chapter 20 The first day of the base continued

In the dining hall, Tang Wan and Xu Nian sat opposite each other, looking at the food in the lunch box expressionlessly.

"I kind of know why the two of them finished their meal so quickly." As he spoke, Xu Nian picked up a piece of tongcai that was as long as his forearm with his chopsticks.

The corner of Logan's mouth twitched slightly, "Maybe the taste is okay?"

"Do you believe this sentence yourself?" Xu Nian put down his chopsticks, not intending to take a bite.

"Okay, so what are you going to eat?" Logan gave up struggling.

"Eat? Eat a fart! I want to blow the heads of those two things!" Xu Nian's blood rushed to his forehead, "Wanwan, let's go."

"Go, I'll watch you fight."

……

Lu You and Li Yu came out of the canteen, both holding a plastic bag full of them.

Lu You was a little surprised and said to Li Yu: "This canteen has a lot of things, and you can even pay with your face. It seems that you don't need to take out the cash you brought."

"Indeed." Li Yu agreed, "It's just that the price is one or two dollars more expensive than the ones outside, and it's really dark."

"There is no way, there is only a canteen here, and we can't go out the door. I suspect that they deliberately made the canteen so unpalatable, so that they can make more money in the canteen." Lu You speculated maliciously.

"You said that if they find out that they have been cheated later, will they beat us?" Li Yu's words were mixed with anxiety.

"Of course not, at most I will be scolded." Lu You didn't care at all.

"Are you sure?" Li Yu asked again.

Suddenly, the words that Logan said on the day of registration, "Damn your waist" came to mind, Lu You's expression began to be a little uneasy, and her tone was a little uncertain: "Logan and the others are so beautiful, there shouldn't be any problems." Bar?"

"Damn it, why are you asking me back!" Li Yu suddenly felt that she was in danger, "I'm in the same class as them, you can run away, but I can't!"

"Hmm..." Lu You pondered for a moment, "If a bucket of instant noodles is not enough, give them a few more packs of fish."

"Hopefully useful."

……

Lu You and the others didn't wait long beside the dormitory when they saw Tang Wan and Xu Nian walking over.

"You eat so fast, we just finished shopping." Lu You pretended nothing happened, and greeted with a smile.

"How is it? The food in the canteen is not bad, right?" Li Yu directly lit the fuse.

"Hehe." Xu Nian looked at Li Yu and sneered. "I packed a copy for you, I hope you will not disappoint your good intentions."

Li Yu's face turned pale, "No, I was wrong."

Lu You walked up to Tang Wan and said softly, "Have you eaten yet?"

Logan looked at him, and said with a half-smile, "Do you think I ate or not?"

"I think you're not full. I just bought an extra bucket of original chicken noodle soup, do you want some?" Lu You was afraid that she would not agree, so she added again and again: "There are also tea eggs and sausages..."

Tang Wan wanted to tease him at first, but when she heard his words begging for mercy, her heart was inexplicably soft, the corners of her mouth unconsciously curved, and she responded gently: "Then you wait here for me, I'll go up and get the thermos, wait Go to the dining hall to get some hot water."

"Huh?" Seeing that she wasn't angry, Lu You was delighted, "Go, I also want to go back to the dormitory to get a kettle to make hot water. We will gather here later."

After watching the interaction between the two, Xu Nian turned to look at Li Yu.Seeing that he was still like a piece of wood, he patted his arm angrily and said, "Where's mine? It's not gone, is it?"

Li Yu recovered, nodded quickly, and said, "Yes, of course."

Xu Nian wanted to say something, but Tang Wan pulled him back and said, "Let's go, go up and get the kettle before coming down."

Lu You's dormitory is on the second floor, and he quickly returned to the original place with the kettle.

Li Yu asked curiously: "I remember when you were in junior high school, you didn't treat girls like this. At that time, you couldn't speak a few words. How can you communicate so smoothly now?"

"Really?" Lu You raised an eyebrow, "Maybe you remember wrongly."

"Impossible, I remember it clearly. You said it yourself, the girls are troublesome, you only told them, hello, Rang Rang, thank you, trouble." Li Yu retorted affirmatively.

"Uh... That means I have grown up and know how to get along with the opposite sex." Lu You fooled him again.

"Really?" Li Yu was deeply suspicious.

"Yes." Lu You nodded vigorously.

……

Around 12:30, Lu You returned to the dormitory.

As soon as he walked in, Meng Yi who was lying on the bed stared at him closely.

"That's great. I want to have dinner with girls too. It must be fun."

Lu You sat next to him, took out the slippers from the travel bag, and responded, "It's not bad, but she's too pretty, and it's easy to get distracted when eating."

"Did I knock you in! You really deserve to die." Meng Yi's entire face was distorted, "Nm is worse than killing me!"

Lu You felt that she wasn't trying hard enough, so she added another sentence: "She said that she invited me to dinner tonight, and I invited you just now, so there must be back and forth."

"Climb for me!" Meng Yi raised his leg, wanting to give him a kick.

Lu You dodged flexibly and walked to the toilet, "Wash your feet and take a nap."

"Just die in the toilet, mmp!"

……

In the afternoon, Lu You wore a slightly shabby military uniform, brought a small chair, and lined up at the assembly point downstairs.

Standing behind him, Meng Yi tugged on the long-sleeved jacket in distaste, "I don't know how long it's been since I changed this clothes. And it's hot weather, I have to wear a jacket, I'm afraid I won't suffer from heat stroke."

"Be patient, it's not a big problem for just a few days." Lu You responded.

At this time, Instructor Liu came over.

"Everyone is there. Stand at attention. Let me tell you about the arrangements for the afternoon. I will go to the canopy training ground to learn how to stack quilts. After learning, I will clean the public area according to the allocation. At 04:30, all will gather here. Two A squad leader stepped out and led the team to follow."

Ten minutes later, the entire battalion arrived, and Commander Fu, who had shown his face once in the morning, also walked up to the high platform with a microphone in his hand.

He patted the microphone with his hand, and after testing that his speech was fine, he said, "Good afternoon, students, who I am, you all know me, and I won't introduce too much." Then he waved to the audience. An instructor came up with a quilt, a blanket, and a mosquito net, and put them on the ground.Except for the mosquito nets, everything else is army green.

"Now I will teach you how to fold the quilt, which is commonly known as tofu cubes. You should take care of it carefully. When the time comes to check the internal affairs, if one person in a dormitory makes a mistake, the whole dormitory will be punished."

After speaking, head Fu unfolded the quilt, blanket and mosquito net one by one.First pick up the mosquito net, skillfully stacked into long squares, and then the blanket.After some skillful operations, a square, angular tofu block appeared in front of everyone's eyes.

Finally, Head Fu pinched the four corners of the tofu block tightly with his hands to reduce the exposed wrinkles.

"I think you all have seen it clearly, now I will demonstrate it from each company."

The students sitting under the stage straightened their backs all of a sudden, with serious expressions.

Head Fu glanced at the students in the audience, and said: "Then ask the monitors of each class to take the lead."

What the fuck?

Lu You was caught off guard.He turned his head and wanted to show Li Womeng's eyes, but he was treated as air and ignored completely.

It's really fucked, whoever loves to be the monitor will be the one in the future.

After the intense thoughts fluctuated, Lu You stood up resignedly, and walked onto the high platform with nothing to love.

The monitor of Class [-] is a gentle-faced boy wearing glasses, the monitor of Class [-] is still that heaven-defying dwarf, and the monitor of Class [-] is a capable-looking girl with a ponytail.

"Then ask the monitor of the first class to demonstrate it." After finishing speaking, Captain Fu broke up the tofu cubes he had folded.

"Okay." The squad leader responded with a smile.Recalling the operation of the head of the team just now, he slowly started to fold the quilt according to the steps in his mind.Although the movement is not proficient, but the process is not lost step by step.

Head Fu watched his steady movements carefully, and nodded from time to time.

After a while, a block of tofu that was seven or eight points similar to just now appeared in front of him.

Team Leader Fu said with great satisfaction: "Very good, there are no steps missing. It seems that you just read carefully. What's your name?"

The boy responded politely: "Thank you for the compliment, my name is Deng Rui."

Lu You was a little surprised and looked sideways.

This is the boy whose high school entrance examination score is higher than Tang Wan?

"Deng Rui? You are very good, I remember your name. Go down, and now ask the monitor of the second class to demonstrate." Then he messed up the folded quilt again.

Nitian Nan is very nervous now, and his face is a little pale.

After waiting for a while, Captain Fu saw that he was still standing still, and said dissatisfiedly: "What are you doing still standing there? Come over and make the quilt, do you still want me to treat you? Don't waste everyone's time."

Ni Tiannan's face turned from white to red, but he didn't dare to disobey the commander's order, so he could only walk forward slowly, picked up the mosquito net, and clumsily started to operate according to his own ideas.

When he made a soft cake roll, Captain Fu frowned enough to kill a fly and scolded him loudly on the spot.

"What kind of shit are you stacking! I stacked it once in front of you, and Deng Rui just stacked it again. You can't even learn this, can you?"

Ni Tiannan was a little unconvinced, and retorted: "I was thinking about a math problem when I was down below, and I didn't pay attention to how to stack it. As for standing on the stage, I can only see Deng Rui's back, where can I see him?" Make the quilt."

Head Fu was amused, "I'm talking, you are thinking about math problems, and you still think you are reasonable? Get out of here, I will remember your second company, this thing can be the monitor, it is not good for you to even be afraid Stuff. Military training is still thinking about math problems, do you think you are easy to learn? Pretend to be a fart? What the hell!"

"You...you're insulting people, I'm going to complain..." Ni Tiannan wanted to say something, but head Fu interrupted him directly.

"You can complain casually, and you can touch me with your surname. Do you think I don't respect you? It's a joke. Respect is mutual. I explain every step in detail on stage, but you don't even listen to it offstage. Who is it? Who do you disrespect? Don’t you even know how to be a basic human being? I’m still a high school student, and elementary school students will say thank you instructor, what kind of shit are you. Now, shut up and go down!”

The audience was silent.

Ni Tiannan walked back to his class without saying a word.

"Next!" Captain Fu was like an angry lion at the moment.

I have provoked someone, is this b thing trying to trick me on purpose?

Ten thousand mud horses galloped in Lu You's heart.But he didn't dare to neglect at all, and hurried up, with a kind face on his face.

Then she began to fold the quilt steadily.Fortunately, he watched the whole process carefully.

Seeing the standard tofu cubes stacked by Lu You, Captain Fu's expression eased a lot, "San Lian is good, let's go down. Next."

Soon, the squad leader of the fourth class successfully completed the demonstration, and the expression of the leader Fu also returned to normal.

"It seems that the students in your battalion are quite normal, and there are only one or two top-notch ones. It's just bad luck that I bumped into them. Okay, you can go, and the instructors take them to do hygiene. "

After speaking, Captain Fu stepped off the high platform.The audience also breathed a sigh of relief.

Instructor Liu walked up to Lu You, patted him on the shoulder, and put a smile on his serious face, "You did a good job. Fortunately, you are not teaching the second class, otherwise I'm afraid you will be killed at night."

Are all your military training instructors talking so wildly?

Lu You complained in his heart.

"Let's go, let's go to clean up. We'll be free to move around as soon as possible. We'll meet at 06:30 tonight." Instructor Liu's tone was also cheerful.

Lu You turned to look at the second class, and the whole class was scolded by a fat instructor.There was pity in my heart.

It's really pitiful to have a squad leader against the sky.

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