Math professor returns to routine

Chapter 105 I'm leaving

The night was getting darker, and the time quietly came to 10:30.

Lu You finally went back to the room with the excuse of "I'm sleepy, I want to sleep".

Adults can't sleep yet.They need to wait until twelve o'clock in the morning, burn incense and worship gods, and then set off a firecracker to announce the coming of the New Year, and the day is not over.

Lu You leaned against the head of the bed with a pillow, and happily grabbed red envelopes in the class.It doesn't matter if you have more money or less money, the main thing is to join in the fun and have fun.

Lin Xi: Our rule is, whoever is lucky will get the second red envelope.

Lin Xi: Then the one who got the least amount of money, told me about a past death.

Lin Xi: The red envelope starts with one yuan, and there is no upper limit.

Lin Xi: Come on, I am the deputy squad leader, let me start first.

Immediately, Li Womeng sent a ten yuan red envelope divided into twenty shares.

Lu You quickly raised his hand to click.However, human beings are still inferior to high-tech, and the speed of the script dog is beyond his reach.

In just a moment, the red envelopes were snatched up, and he only got a sentence "Hands are slow, the red envelopes are over".

"Outrageous! My mobile phone and Internet are fast enough, why can't I grab it?"

This time, a boy named Zhang Shan grabbed the most, and Meng Yi happened to be the least.

Meng 1: Well, let me tell you about one of my stupid things.

Meng 1: When you were young, you should have tried to take bottles and cans, put them on your mouth, and suck them hard, right?

Several people below replied "tried".

Lu You recalled his childhood in two lifetimes, and he did indeed do this kind of thing.Watching TV while inhaling, leaving a circle of red marks on the mouth.

Meng 1: One day in elementary school, as usual, I was distracted in class and had nothing to do, so I randomly found a glass to cover my mouth, and sucked hard.

Meng 1: I didn’t expect that the red mark on my mouth would not go away if I sucked it too hard. The class teacher saw it and thought I had some serious illness, so he called my grandma to take me to the hospital.

Meng 1: Then I went to the hospital to see and ask about everything, and blood tests were done. After a thorough examination, I found that I was a bit allergic to pollen, but nothing else was found out.

Meng 1: The doctor told my grandma to take me home and observe for two days.At night, I saw that the marks seemed to disappear, so I took out the glass and inhaled.

Meng 1: Finally, my grandma saw it, and she was so angry that she put a big pussy on my head.

Lu You couldn't help complaining: "Damn! You've been so outrageous since you were a child!"

No wonder Meng Yi used to do that in school, it turned out he was cultivated from a young age.

Ly: Your homeroom teacher understands, what he asked you to watch is brain science.

Lin Xi: Hahaha, it has to be you black fat.

Lin Xi: Alright, let's start the next round.

In the next few waves of red envelope rain, Brother Script began to restrain himself a bit, and Lu You also quickly grabbed a few copies.

One or two yuan for the big ones, and a few cents for the small ones, but neither was the luckiest or the worst one.

During this period, he has seen all kinds of childhoods, such as the torpedo fried cow dung in the mouth, the farmland with a sword and a hundred miles of weeds, and the most heaven-defying oregano stabbing fans.

Lin Xi: You are... so bold.

Lin Xi: Let's continue.

Finally, Lu You became the eyebrow pencil in this round, and successfully won the title of the most lucky with a super high amount of 3 cents.

Meng 1: Haha!It's Brother Lu's turn!
Meng 1: Isn't this a bigger one?

Lu You tapped the edge of the phone with his index finger. It's not impossible to send a big red envelope, but it can't be done in vain.

Ly: Yes, I will send it if you have a nice voice.

Meng 1: Cut, it sounds like how big you can post.

Lu You immediately clicked on the circular plus sign, and sent out a red envelope worth two bucks for 60 people.

Immediately, dozens of "Brother Rich, Hungry" occupied the screen.

Meng 1: foster father!Modo!

Ly: It's late, I'll be lucky next time.

……

At this time, Tang Wan, who originally said she would have a video call with Lu You, is now washing her hands in the bathroom.

She hasn't washed her hair since the night before Lu You said she went home.

From the [-]th to the [-]th, five full days, her hair can be used to squeeze oil.

Tang Wan stood under the shower, humming softly, and a thick white mist surged around her.

The turbulent water hit the top of her head, scattered into countless crystal drops, and sprinkled on her pink and fair face.

Then along the cheeks and neck, it converges into a thin stream between the proud and upright peaks.

Then it flows through the flat and smooth belly and the exquisite and lovely navel, and finally passes through the plump and round thighs and slender and well-proportioned calves, before sliding down to the ground.

Just like the most beautiful picture scroll in the world, it is half-hidden and touching.

Suddenly, an untimely voice sounded, breaking the perfect artistic conception.

"It's been almost half an hour, and it still hasn't come out! I've finished making the hot water for you!"

Tang's household is an electric water heater, unlike gas-fired ones, which can be used immediately after turning on and need a process.

If it is used up once, the next person will have to wait for more than ten minutes.

“I’ll be right soon!”

Logan responded and hastily turned off the faucet.

She was just thinking about how to flirt with Lu You later, and she was so fascinated that she didn't notice the time.

Logan quickly dried her body with a towel, then wrapped her wet hair, put on her underwear and pajamas, and left the bathroom.

As for underwear, wouldn't someone actually wear underwear while sleeping at home in winter?
After simply drying her hair, Tang Wan rushed into the room and dialed Lu You's video call.

……

At this time, Lu You was watching Meng Yi publish his experience against the sky.

That's right, it's him again, the real maybe tonight, and this is the fourth time he has published black history.

Meng 1: My junior high school is full board at school.Once, my grandma asked me to go to jd to buy some things.

Meng 1: Then, doesn’t JD Express have Jing Zunda?
Meng 1: I thought I hadn’t used it before, so I ordered it cheaply and tried it once

Meng 1: The next day, the courier arrived home, and my grandfather received it.

Meng 1: Then he saw a young man in a suit and white gloves, holding a square black box in both hands, with an extremely serious expression.

Meng 1: He just said: Do you know Meng Yi?

Meng 1: My grandfather was so frightened that he almost lost his breath on the spot. He thought it was me in the box.

"Is it so interesting?"

Listening to Meng Yi's experience, Lu You became very curious about Jing Zunda's function.

"How about I also go to jd to buy something for Logan to try?"

As the saying goes, say Cao Cao Cao Cao has arrived.

Logan's video call request appeared on the screen of Lu You's phone.

"Hey! The excitement is coming!"

He eagerly clicked to connect, and immediately after that, a pretty face without makeup but still flawless appeared in front of his eyes.

The eyes are like autumn water, the nose is like Qiongyao, and the lips are like painted red, like lotus coming out of water, fresh and beautiful.

Logan, who was on the opposite side of the phone, was lying sideways on the bed, smiling like a flower.

"Brother, did you miss me?"

The voice as crisp as an oriole woke Lu You from his trance.

He quickly lowered his eyes, sorting out his slightly out-of-control emotions.

It's only been three days since I saw her, how can I feel that she looks a lot prettier.

Tang Wan waved her hand in front of the camera, frowned slightly, and asked, "Hey~ can you hear me?"

Lu You opened his eyes again, the obsession in his eyes disappeared, and the rest was clear.

"I can hear you, stop shaking."

"Oh." Tang Wan withdrew her jade hand and said, "I thought it was because you had no signal."

"It can't be me who has the problem, it must be your WiFi at home."

Logan blinked her eyes twice, and asked innocently, "Why?"

"Because I use Zhonghua Youwei 14Pro Max, Lengfenghong."

Logan gave him a big blank stare.

"Stupid!"

"Okay, let's be serious." Lu You pulled off his collar and asked, "What did you do today?"

"What can I do?" Logan stretched out her right hand, pointing with each finger: "Sleeping, watching dramas, eating, chatting with you, all gone."

"That's all? Aren't you going to watch the fireworks on New Year's Eve?"

"Ugh!"

Tang Wan sighed sadly, and said, "It's not like you don't know that fireworks are prohibited in the city."

"Too."

Seeing her frustrated face, Lu You asked, "Do you really want to play with fireworks?"

"Of course I want to! Crackling noises, flame reactions of different colors, and the pungent smell of gunpowder smoke, is it New Year's Eve without these?"

Since the early years, due to environmental protection and fire protection reasons, all fireworks have been banned in the city, and supermarkets can only use horns to make noises, which has no sense of the New Year.

In addition, Tang Wan's family had a falling out with relatives in her hometown, and she had no place to live in the countryside. She hadn't touched fireworks for several years.

Lu You's mind was moved, and he suggested: "Why don't you go home with me next year, I can't help but let it go as I want, just don't light the mountain fire."

"It's a good idea!" Logan immediately exposed his plot, "I just want to coax me home every day, and then do something about it."

"How could it be? Am I that kind of person?" Lu You put on a serious expression, and said righteously: "I just want you to watch the fireworks, and I have absolutely no intentions."

"Really? Are you really not that kind of person?"

"Of course!" Lu You nodded heavily, and said affirmatively, "I am the future flower of the country, and I will never have any wrong thoughts about underage girls."

Logan: (ーー゛)
If you hadn't touched my legs all over the place, I would have believed it.

"In this case, tonight's Sesser, I will save it for you to watch when I become an adult."

"Ha, I'm not afraid. With your body shape, and wearing some burning clothes, no one will think you are fifteen or sixteen years old."

"you!"

Logan was so angry that she clenched her pink fist and swung it at the camera.

"I hit you!"

But then she changed her tune and asked, "Do you really think I have a good figure?"

"of course!"

"Let me describe it in four words, the killer in the world!"

"Isn't that five words?"

"Oh, five characters won't do, so I use four."

Tang Wan looked at Lu You speechlessly, this guy can really talk about anything.

At this time, Lu You's eyes began to become unserious, and his speech was also secretive.

"Ahem, that, Wanwan, look, it's almost eleven o'clock now. Tell me, shouldn't it be time for that?"

snort!Without saying a few words, I want to be shy!
Tang Wan pretended not to understand, and asked in confusion, "Brother, why can't I understand what you are talking about?"

Pack!Dress hard!
"Didn't you say you were going to come to stimulate tonight? Now it's time to start."

"Isn't it exciting enough for us to secretly video in bed like this?"

Lu You stopped twiddling with her, and continued, "I want to gradually change to purple!"

The corner of Logan's mouth twitched slightly, and said, "Can't you just hide your perverted XP?"

"I have a showdown, I am a pervert, I love to see stockings, wear them quickly, I can't wait."

Logan was completely speechless now.When a person accepts his weakness, he is invincible, such as Lu You at this time.

"I've convinced you, I'm going now..."

Before she finished speaking, Logan's face changed suddenly, and she subconsciously clamped her legs.

She could clearly sense that the relatives, who were a few days later than usual, came silently.

"It can't be done, something big happened, I have to deal with it, I'll hang up first."

Lu You suddenly became impatient, where are my stockings!Where are my long legs!

"What's the rush? Can't put it on again..."

"Wear a fart!" Logan cursed angrily, and said, "My relative is here, why don't you still wear it?"

"Uh……"

Lu You stopped cooking, how did this thing come so coincidentally?

"Then you go deal with it first."

"I'm dead! Let's do this tonight, mua~"

Logan finally blew him a kiss, then hurriedly hung up the video call, took out a pack of night-use sanitary napkins from the drawer, and slipped to the toilet.

Lu You looked at the chat interface between him and Tang Wan, wanting to cry without tears.

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