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Chapter 340 What is Surprise, This Fuck is Surprise! 【Subscribe】

"boom"

A bolt of thunder struck down, and Kou Zhong was wiped out in ashes on the spot.

"Damn little thief, you dare to steal from this girl. This time I'm just teaching you a little lesson."

"There will be another time, this girl will spoil you!"

After a thunderbolt killed Kou Zhong, the female fairy in the sky slowly descended to the ground.

She pinched her waist with both hands, pointed at Kou Zhong's corpse on the ground and threatened.

She is obviously a peerless beauty with bright eyes, white teeth, picturesque features, and charming appearance, but what she said is surprising.

If you don't look at her appearance, just listen to her voice, a vivid image of a young lady will pop into your mind.

Kou Zhong on the ground: "."

Just after stealing his belongings, he was caught on the spot.

What is a surprise, what the hell is a surprise.

This chick is too hot-tempered, and she will strike at the slightest disagreement, without giving him a chance to explain.

Fortunately, the farm has protective measures. Even if he is struck by lightning, he will not really die. He can be resurrected when he returns to his own farm. At most, he will suffer a little.

"Forget it, it's okay to suffer a little, at least I made money."

Kou Zhong comforted himself with a wry smile, and left Su Xiaoxiao's farm with a thought, and returned to his own farm.

"Little girl, just wait for me, after eight years and six months and three years and one month, I will steal you all!"

He gritted his teeth, and wrote down Su Xiaoxiao's little girl in a small notebook in a blink of an eye, and there will be rich rewards in the future.

After writing down the small notebook, Kou Zhong opened the warehouse and took out a piece of Dragon Tooth Spirit Rice.

After seeing the real thing with his own eyes, he realized that it was just like a mallet, over a meter long, with thick adult arms, and a jade-white body.

However, its shape is like an awl, thick in the middle and pointed at both ends.

Smelling the tempting fragrance from his nose, Kou Zhong became even hungrier.

He picked up Longya Lingmi, put it in his mouth and took a bite, with a 'click', it was like gnawing on sugar cane, and his mouth was full of fragrance.

Longya Lingmi cannot be cooked, and only eaten raw can retain the characteristics of Lingmi to the greatest extent.

"Crack. Crack"

Kou Zhong was so hungry that his chest stuck to his back, he held the Longya Lingmi tightly and couldn't stop eating.

After a while, he ate all of Longya Lingmi.

"buzz"

Soon, a warm aura erupted in his stomach, washing his body.

From the inside out, every corner and every cell is spared.

The 12 pores all over the body reveal a refreshing feeling.

All the muscles in his body were shaking, layers of impurities were expelled, and his body was soon covered with a layer of black impurities.

As soon as he moved his body, the muscles of his whole body shook, and the impurities fell off automatically, and his body returned to cleanliness.

In an instant, Kou Zhong felt full of strength and energy, even the bruise from being beaten by Sha Zhu last night healed, and the wound on the back of his head healed without medicine.

There was a sense of fullness in his stomach, as if there was a huge but gentle energy, fighting against hunger for him all the time.

This energy can last for a year, and in the next 365 days, he will not need to eat, drink, or poop.

Of course, if you want to eat, you can, and you won't be full.

In the 19 years since his reincarnation, he has never been as comfortable as he is today.

Looking up at the farm space, his pupils shone with light, and what he saw was completely different from before.

The air is full of fine dust, which dances gently with the breeze, and the aura of heaven and earth in the air is also misty like clouds.

The flow of the wind and the materialization of spiritual energy are all in the eyes.

The ears heard subtle sounds in the distance, and the nose smelled the smell of soil. The five senses were enhanced.

In other words, just a piece of top-quality dragon tooth spirit rice of the mysterious grade made him reborn and stepped into the extraordinary realm.

This feeling is very wonderful and comfortable, like breaking free from the shackles that have been fettered for many years and gaining spiritual freedom.

"A punch of [-] kilograms, the day after tomorrow, the realm of Dzogchen!"

"This is power!"

Clenching his fists, even though Kou Zhong was the supreme powerhouse of the thirteenth-level Taiyi in his previous life, and now he has power again, there is still an unstoppable joy in his heart.

In this life, he has been weak and sick since he was a child, coupled with lack of clothing and food, he has no strength to restrain a chicken.

This feeling is really uncomfortable!

It's great to have power again now!
Looking at the remaining maturity time of the cabbage planted on the six yellow fields, there are still 21 hours.

In other words, nearly four hours have passed since he entered the farm space.

"Fortunately, the ratio of the time on the farm to the outside world is 1:10. Four hours have passed inside, and only 24 minutes have passed outside."

Kou Zhong glanced at the [current time] displayed on the farm again, it was 8:7:11 in the morning.

"It just so happens that today is Sunday and I don't have to go to work. I have to make good use of the time ratio of 1:10 to practice the martial arts I learned in my previous life!"

"Then, I'll settle the score with Silly Zhu!"

Since there is still plenty of time, Kou Zhong is not in a hurry to return to the real world.

Now that he has been baptized with Longya Lingmi, he has acquired the power of Dzogchen directly, but he doesn't know how to use it.

Therefore, he planned to practice martial arts well first, digest this soaring power, and strive to master it thoroughly.

In the previous life, Kou Zhong stepped into the martial arts by chance, and he learned a lot, such as the formula of longevity, the nine mysterious methods, the bird crossing technique, the ten techniques of bloody battle, the eight techniques in the well, and the seal of immortality.

But after entering the chat group, he knew everything, and created his own martial arts from countless martial arts: Dao of the Sword.

Sword, the king of a hundred soldiers!

"Hoohoo."

I saw Kou Zhong using his arm as a knife, performing basic knife skills, chopping, chopping, blocking, piercing, and wiping.

He became familiar with his body over and over again, and performed basic saber techniques over and over again.

At the beginning, the knife technique was old-fashioned and not round enough, but as it continued to be used, it progressed very quickly.

After ten times, the knife technique becomes round and smooth, lively and flexible.

After fifty times, the saber technique becomes like an abyss like an ocean, and water cannot enter.

After a hundred times, his arm seemed to have life, and the sword intent was condensed and formed.

After five hundred times, his whole body turned into a knife, showing his sharpness.

After a thousand times, a world of knives is formed. Looking at the past, there are knives everywhere.

After [-] times, he became an ordinary person again, back to basics!
"call"

Then, standing with his hands back, Kou Zhong breathed out a long breath, a sharp light flashed in his eyes.

"Returning to the perfection of the Dao of the Sword, one part of strength can exert a hundred thousand parts of strength in an attack."

"If I were to deal with Sha Zhu now, I would be able to wipe him out with just a single finger!"

Kou Zhong stood with his hands behind his back, his face brimming with confidence and his spirits were high.

Powerful strength brings him great self-confidence!

No fear, no fear!
"Let's go and settle accounts with silly Zhu!"

With the power, it's time to open the small books and settle accounts one by one.

Kou Zhong didn't stay long, and left the farm space with a thought.

"hiss"

The cold wind was blowing outside, but Kou Zhong couldn't feel the cold at all.

But the first time he returned to the courtyard house, he held his breath tightly.

In the room, the smell, the smell of sweat, the sour smell... All kinds of unpleasant smells are mixed together, which makes people feel sick.

"It smells too bad."

"It's hard to live in this life. How can he survive in such an environment?"

Shaking his head, Kou Zhong lowered his sense of smell among the five senses, which made him feel better.

It seems that if there is a chance, the house needs to be cleaned up again, and the bedding should be replaced with new ones, and all the old ones should be thrown away.

He looked around and found that the room was very simple and not big, only about [-] or [-] square meters.

In addition to an earthen kang, there is only an old kang table, a large wooden box, and two lame stools.

There is another room next door, which is slightly larger, and is used as a storage room and kitchen.

The two rooms are side by side, located in the backyard of the entire courtyard, next to the deaf old lady's house, and in front of it is Xu Damao's house.

The bedroom is in the inner room, and there is a door in the middle, through the door is the outer room, and there is only one exit in total.

Kou Zhong searched around the edge of the Kang, and found an iron box hidden in Jinshi.

In the box, there were some scattered bills and a pile of ten-cent bills.

He counted it, and there were 15 yuan and [-] cents in total.

This is all the family property left in this life.

"Tsk tsk, this is too pitiful."

With a wave of his hand, Kou Zhong threw all the bills into the farm space.

The thatched hut on the farm has a cavernous cavern. It is three meters high, four meters long, and five meters wide, totaling [-] cubic meters, which is enough to be used as a storage space.

"dong dong dong"

At this moment, the door of the outer room was knocked loudly.

"Grandson, are you dead? Open the door quickly. You didn't donate to Sister Qin last night!"

Immediately afterwards, a silly voice came from outside the door.

"Ok?"

Kou Zhong suddenly stood up, strode outside, opened the door, and kicked it.

"Ouch."

Sha Zhu never thought that overnight, the little weak chicken Kou Zhongxia who was bullied by him at will would become a different person overnight.

Suddenly, he was kicked by Kou Zhong and flew out on the spot, rolling two or three meters away.

"Hold the grass, you little bastard, how dare you hit me, Lord Zhu? I'll kill you!"

Silly Zhu turned over and got up, his eyes were red, he had beaten all the invincible hands in the courtyard, and he had never been beaten before.

He rushed up screaming, but unexpectedly, he rushed faster and retreated even faster.

"Snapped!"

Kou Zhong slapped his face, but of course he held back his strength, only distributing less than one-thousandth of the force.

"boom"

If so, Silly Zhu was also slapped and flew out, and the left side of his face swelled instantly.

"Why are you howling here early in the morning? Howling to your own house!"

After a slap in the face, Kou Zhong stood at the door of his house with a cold face and no mood swings in his tone.

"What am I"

Silly Zhu didn't believe in evil, so he got up again and rushed forward.

"Snapped!"

Another slap came out, making a crisp and loud sound.

Silly Zhu was blown away again.

This time, his eyeballs all turned red.

He only has Kou Zhong in his eyes, nothing else.

"what"

Silly Zhu screamed, and rushed forward again.

But the result is already doomed, the angry Sha Zhu is not Kou Zhong's opponent at all.

Whether it is strength or skill, there is a difference like clouds and mud.

If you insist on rushing forward, you are just asking for humiliation.

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

The crisp sound of slaps resounded throughout the courtyard, quickly attracting the attention of other residents.

The second uncle Liu Haizhong in the backyard rushed out of the room, along with several sons Liu Guangqi, Liu Guangfu, and Liu Guangtian.

"Haha, silly Zhu, you have today too! Brother Kou played well, it's so relieved!"

Following behind Xu Damao, seeing the scene of Shazhu being beaten, he immediately laughed happily.

"Stop, what are you doing?"

Liu Haizhong, who wanted to be an official and went crazy, saw Sha Zhu being beaten, and sternly reprimanded him.

"Didn't you see that he ran over early in the morning to be beaten, so I reluctantly helped him loosen his muscles and bones!"

Kou Zhong moved his wrist and said calmly.

"you"

When Liu Haizhong heard this, his nose turned crooked in anger.

"Tap Tap"

Soon, Yi Zhonghai, the eldest son of the middle courtyard, Qin Huairu, the new widow of the Jia family, and Jia Zhangshi, the old widow;

Upon closer inspection, everyone was taken aback.

It can be seen that Sha Zhu, God of War in the courtyard, was beaten so badly that his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. If he hadn't known him for many years, everyone would not dare to recognize him. This unlucky boy would be Sha Zhu.

A face was swollen like a pig's head, at least twice its size, and four or five yellow teeth had been lost, making it even uglier now.

On the other side, Kou Zhongxia, the small transparent Kou standing at the door, was majestic and heroic, as if he had changed into a different person, without the timidity of the past.

If you don't know the details
Obviously, Sha Zhu had a fight with Kou Zhongxia, but Sha Zhu lost the fight.

"Kou Zhongxia, what's going on, how can you hit someone?"

The elder Yi Zhonghai walked into the arena, looked at Shazhu's miserable appearance, and scolded Kou Zhong.

The others all stood aside to eat melons and watch the show, posing as if their eyes were watching their noses, their noses their mouths, and their mouths their hearts.

"Oh, why did I hit him, you can ask him."

Kou Zhong folded his hands on his chest and replied with a sneer.

"Pooh"

Silly Zhu spat out a mouthful of blood, cast a gloomy look at Kou Zhongxia, turned around and left.

"Hey Zhuzi, where are you going?"

Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai shouted hastily.

"go home!"

A deep voice came out of Shazhu's mouth, and he left without looking back.

He lost the fight, what else could he say?
He secretly swore in his heart that he would definitely find this place back if he had the chance!

"you"

Yi Zhonghai gave Kou Zhong a hard look, and quickly followed.

Jia Dongxu, the candidate he selected for the elderly, died, so he could only pin his hope of providing for the elderly on Sha Zhu.

Among the crowd, Widow Qin secretly glanced at Kou Zhong, her eyes flickered with amusement.

Then, without saying a word, he returned to the middle court.

Seeing this, other people also left the venue one after another.

They were delighted to hear that Silly Zhu was beaten. This kid has often bullied the residents of the courtyard in the past.

"Good brother, I'm so relieved!"

After everyone left, Xu Damao ran forward with a smile on his face, and praised with a thumbs up.

"It's nothing, he's not cheap, and I don't care about it."

Kou Zhong shook his head, said a few words to him, then closed the door and left the courtyard.

Taking advantage of today's rest, he planned to go home and give the Longya Lingmi to his family to repay the karma of this life.

(End of this chapter)