I'm the paper king at Hogwarts

Chapter 16 The Gryffindor Joke
In view of the level of herbal medicine that Luis' classmate celery and parsley can't distinguish clearly, he didn't get extra points in class.

On the contrary, Hermione, the know-it-all, kept adding points for Gryffindor, and the envious Draco kept curling his lips.

In fact, not being able to tell the difference between coriander and celery is just a joke. The difficulty of herbal medicine is not in identifying it, but in how to feed it.

In the first Charms class, Louis opened Professor Flitwick's eyes wide with a five-level fluorescent flash.

"Excellent Charm! Five points for Slythering!" The little Professor Flitwick stood on a pile of books, bouncing and dancing.

The history of magic class was very boring. Thanks to Professor Baibins' chanting-like teaching method, the whole class fell asleep, which reminded Louis of the old teacher in his junior high school math class in his previous life.

His deskmate once told him exaggeratedly that the teacher just bowed his head to pick up a piece of chalk on the podium, and half of the whole class fell down.

Louis didn't fall asleep in History of Magic class - he just swaggered off to sleep.

Anyway, History of Magic is his usual pastime reading, just like he always kept a few history books next to the toilet in his previous life.Rather than listening to Professor Binns chanting scriptures, it is better to take advantage of this good hypnotic environment to sleep.

Courtesy Professor Binns: Do you?
In fact, he is not to blame, even the always diligent and studious Miss Wanshitong is kowtowing non-stop.

When get out of class was over, Louis was told that Snape was waiting for him in the office.

"Oh, look who's here, isn't this a big shot in Slytherin?" The moment Louis stepped into Snape's office, Snape didn't even look up.

"I'm no big deal, Professor Snape."

Louis' attitude is neither humble nor overbearing.

"You are very modest, Mr. Mountbatten."

Snape's expression was neither yin nor yang.

"Humility is one of my few virtues, and you are a brilliant professor."

"Madame Pomfrey told me that the door of Mr. Lestrange, the head of Slytherin, was locked without authorization-I think Mr. Mountbatten will give me a reasonable explanation?"

Snape's tone of voice was always drawl, as greasy as his hair.

"Professor, you know me." Louis said with an innocent face, "How can an honest person like me take the initiative to cause trouble?"

"Of course I understand you, Mr. Mountbatten." Snape pulled out a smile that was not much better than crying: "You have a unique skill when you are young, and I understand that disputes among classmates are inevitable, so Just to remind you, try not to cause irreparable psychological shadow to them."

"Of course, professor, I'm very honest." Louis agreed obediently.

"I have to say that you have redefined the word 'honesty'." Snape looked a little complicated.

"Thank you for your compliment, Professor."

Louis had an embarrassed expression on his face, and his eyes flicked to the right—there was a glass bottle with two big eyeballs on the display shelf on the wall, and his gaze happened to meet with the pair of eyeballs. , The white sweat on the arm stood up instantly.

He turned his gaze back unobtrusively, to Snape's greasy hair, which, it must be said, was more pleasing to the eye than his hideous collection.

Snape choked for a moment, and said expressionlessly: "You don't seem to know how to distinguish between compliments and sarcasm." He paused, and continued: "I hope you will take today's conversation seriously, Mr. Mountbatten, I As well as your potions professor, he's also the head of Slytherin."

He didn't say the next sentence, he believed that a smart person like Louis would understand it at once.

"Thank you, Professor, for your protection." Louis thanked Snape sincerely - of course he understood what Snape meant, like yesterday's innocuous little joke, he could still calm down at the victim's house, if he did too much However, he can't help himself to cover up the past.

"I thought you'd deduct points from me." He added a little quip to brighten things up.

Snape twitched his lips: "Do you think I'm Professor McGonagall?"

Hearing Professor McGonagall's name, Louis remembered a joke in his previous life. He smiled and said, "Professor, I heard a little joke from a Gryffindor classmate."

Snape looked at him suspiciously.

"Professor McGonagall was very dissatisfied with the behavior of the Weasley twins' night tour, and she said to Percy Weasley: 'I will deduct Gryffindor points!'

Percy thought for a while and replied: 'Please give Gryffindor points'. "

His ears were very sharp, and he clearly heard Snape make a "t" sound.

"Good humor—you can go."

Snape's expression was a bit wrong, his cheeks seemed to be slightly flushed, but because his office was too dark, Louis couldn't see it too clearly.

He nodded and bid Snape a polite farewell.A second after the door was closed, there was a loud cough from inside the door, followed by a loud bang on the table.

When he returned to the Slytherin lounge after dinner, Senior Walley was sitting on the sofa in the lounge hall with her legs crossed, waiting for him.

"If you are still not punctual next time, you can find your own way." Senior sister's voice was cold.

"Sorry, Wally, Professor Snape just asked me to go to his office."

Louis explained truthfully that he dared not lose the live map that he managed to find.

In the Room of Responsiveness, the two practiced separately - I don't know what the senior sister is practicing, and they have to set up a private room mysteriously.Through the unreliable crack of the door, occasionally a little green light flashed away.

This woman isn't practicing Avada, is she—?
Forget it, senior sister can't afford to offend, Louis decided to ignore the matter in that room, opened the teaching of spells, and selected the two spells of Thunderbolt Explosion and Blazing Flames.

When the two skills appeared in the skill tree, a notification sound came from the system.

"I found a new mission to explore the Forbidden Forest at night, do you accept it?"

"Mission Objective: Unknown."

"Recommended level: 10."

"Mission reward: Rune El, Rune Ed, Rune Tir (choose one of three)."

It was impossible to refuse. Louis didn't even think about it, and immediately chose to accept.

Although I don't know what the rune runes are for now, it doesn't prevent him from collecting them—how can something that can be a reward for a system task be a mortal?
Looking at the door that kept radiating green light, Louis hesitated a little, whether he should ask his senior sister to go with him.

Go call... What if she finds out that the senior is practicing Avada Kedavra, and she chooses to silence her out of embarrassment?
Don't call it... As a road idiot, by the time he reaches the Forbidden Forest, the first class in the morning may be over.

(End of this chapter)