Strange talk about the rules: I fast travel with my deskmate

Chapter 62: Exploring the Mountain Village (3)

[Zushan Village survival rules, please strictly abide by them]

[Rule [-]: You may hear the baby crying on the side of the road, on the mountain, or by the water. Please don’t make a sound, because its mother is probably nearby, and they don’t like to hear any sound. 】

[Rule [-]: There are often small animals on the mountain running down from the village, please don't hurt them, even if it is an accidental injury, it may cause you to lose your life. 】

【Rule [-]: If you see that variegated fox, please don't ignore it, just nod and say hello to it, maybe it will help you in the future. 】

[Rule [-]: If you see a fox-faced man, please stand under the light immediately, because it doesn't like light. 】

[Rule [-]: In the evening, the people in the commissary may invite you to play cards. If you refuse them, they will be very angry and keep pestering you. 】

[Rule [-]: There is no canteen in the village. If necessary, you can go to the nearby village to buy what you need. 】

[Rule [-]: People often die in the village. If you see people who have passed away, please talk to them, but don't look directly at their faces. 】

[Rule [-]: Don't try to explore the secrets of the mountain top, because that will anger the gods, and then bring disasters. 】

After reading all the rules, Xu Lingze took a deep breath and turned on the ring's call button while there was no one at home.

"Xiong Qingqing, I know you can hear me, you... ah..."

Before Xu Lingze finished speaking, the note in his hand suddenly burned by itself. The fire was so fierce that it almost burned his hand.

He quickly let go, only to hear Xiong Qingqing responding over there: "Oh? It's Xiao Feng? Tell me what's going on?"

It seems that there is someone in Xiong Qingqing's family, and she is deliberately pretending to make a phone call.

"Xiong Qingqing, I found the rules. You have time to come to me, we have no one at home."

As soon as the words were finished, Xu Lingze suddenly heard a cough from outside the house.

Looking out of the window, a middle-aged man who was nearly 50 years old with a beard swaggered in from the gate wearing a leather jacket.

He should be the father of the second dog in the family portrait.

"No, someone is coming to our family, we'll meet at the old place."

After Xu Lingze finished speaking quickly, the uncle had already entered the door.

"Get off!"

After entering the room, the uncle slapped him heavily on the head. His body was full of alcohol, and he was drunk by noon.

"Stay away from me! Don't stand in front of me! Get lost!"

The uncle entered the room and kicked him on the leg again, and he lay down on the ground before he could react.

No wonder Ergou didn't want to stay at home. It turned out that the father of the family was an alcoholic.

The uncle closed the door, opened it again not long after, and shouted angrily: "You boy! Did you take my money again?"

Xu Lingze shook his head quickly, "I haven't."

"No! Where did the 100 yuan under my pillow go?"

The uncle searched around the house, finally picked up the broom in the corner, and hit Xu Lingze.

Xu Lingze, who had already been hit twice, also developed a memory, and ran away when the situation was not good. The uncle behind him chased after him, scolding while chasing.

"Bastard, you dare to steal my money! You stupid fool! I might as well not want you!"

"Stop! If you run again, I will break your leg!"

"You still run away! If you have the ability, never come back!"

……

Xu Lingze ran straight to the side of the road in Zhuangtou, panting heavily, and glanced back.

Fortunately, that guy didn't catch up.

"Yo, Ergou? Are you still standing here?"

An aunt in her 30s with dyed yellow hair passed by on an electric scooter and stopped in front of him.

Seeing her silent, Xu Lingze took a few deep breaths, trying to slow down his heart rate.

The aunt looked here and there like a thief, but when she saw no one around, she said to him: "Ergou, come here, let my aunt see if you have grown taller! Auntie has delicious food here."

Aunt...

Xu Lingze was very puzzled, what exactly was this so-called "auntie" doing?

Why do you feel like you're lying to a child?
"Come here soon!"

The aunt scolded him with a cold face, but he was still unmoved.

"Ergou, what do you see in my aunt's pocket? Come here! If you don't come here again, I'll call your sister to prevent her from coming back!"

Xu Lingze still ignored her, and saw her get off the electric car and grab his hand.

"Auntie, what are you doing?"

"Auntie has delicious food here! Auntie loves you the most, and I'll keep it for you!"

As she said that, she took Xu Lingze's hand and put it on her body, scaring Xu Lingze to struggle continuously.

"let me go!"

"Don't be shy! It's not like you haven't seen it before! Didn't you like it very much before? Come on, hurry up, my aunt misses you...ah..."

"Let go!"

"You son of a bitch, you're not happy anymore! You spit out everything you ate me! Believe it or not, I'll let your father beat you to death!"

That "aunt" played both soft and hard ways, Xu Lingze had never seen such a scene before, so he backed away in fright.

"Hey! Two dogs!"

Xiong Qingqing waved to him from the village, "Auntie" glared at her and cursed: "What a bad luck!"

After all, "Auntie" rode on the electric car and left.

Xiong Qingqing ran over and saw his pale face, so he asked, "What's wrong with you? Why is your face so pale?"

"It's nothing, Ergou's family has an alcoholic father who chased me and beat me, and I ran away in a hurry." Xu Lingze replied.

"Oh, who was that person just now? What are you doing?" Xiong Qingqing asked.

Xu Lingze was stunned, did Xiong Qingqing see something?

Still don't see it?
"That's Aunt Ergou. She wanted to give me something delicious, but I didn't want it."

"Oh, then tell me what the rules of this mission are."

Xu Lingze took a deep breath, he hadn't recovered from the scene just now, but fortunately Xiong Qingqing didn't see it.

That "auntie" just now is really disgusting!
How could there be such a woman?To deceive a fool?
"Hey, Xu Lingze...you won't be demented again..."

Xiong Qingqing took half a step towards him, wanting to observe his mental state.

Xu Lingze was still in shock, and quickly backed away.

"What are you doing!"

Xiong Qingqing was also stunned, "Are you Ergou now, or Xu Lingze?"

"I'm Xu Lingze! By the way, what did you just say?" Xu Lingze forced himself not to think about what happened just now.

"I asked you what the rules are! What's wrong with you? Why did you lose your mind for a while and then recover!"

"No, I'm just recalling the content of the rules, because the paper with the rules has been burned."

"what?"

Xu Lingze recounted all the rules completely, and Xiong Qingqing memorized them while listening.

"Are you sure you remember correctly?"

"I'm sure."

(End of this chapter)