Fuwa is not easy to mess with when she is three years old

Chapter 31 Fighting Tigers?Fuck the cat!
The two young monks hiding behind the bushes knew that the pilgrims who came to offer incense had already taken the bait when they saw the appearance of the three of them.

The two of them looked at each other, their faces full of expressions of the success of a small scheme.

The two of them have rehearsed several times the work of the young monks in the temple rescuing the pilgrims who went up the mountain.

As long as they "knock down" the captive tiger "rhubarb" at once, the pilgrims who come to fulfill their vows must be full of gratitude to the Jinchan Temple. Have any doubts about the words of the gods.

The two got up from the bushes, before they could follow the established plan, the naked monk yelled "Damn beast, don't hurt people", but the youngest doll let go of the three of them. Her mother's hand came towards the tiger Rhubarb.

The heads of the two monks buzzed. Although the rhubarb was raised in captivity, it was pulled out to scare people.

He is used to eating meat hand-fed, and has no desire for hunting.

This is also the premise that the pilgrim was too frightened to move or turned around and ran away when he saw the tiger.

But now, that light-white female doll is even bouncing towards Rhubarb, and the hearts of both of them jumped out of their throats.

What the two of them were doing was acting to gain fame, but if Da Huang was aroused by this little doll to eat meat and hurt someone on the mountain road, then the news spread outside the mountain, and people might have a different opinion of the Golden Toad Immortal. Layers of rhetoric.

The lack of incense in the Jinchan Temple means that Master Jinchan wants to beat people, which means that they want to drive the two of them to wander, or that the two of them died violently on the street.

To die.

The naked monk shouted, "Hurry up, baby, let me drive away this vicious worm!"

The other also echoed, "No, that's right senior brother, it's time to say this."

As Duan Lu walked forward, he looked at the expression of the orange tiger in front of him.

She glanced at the monk with the leaves on his head, but didn't pay attention.

These two little bald heads who are tall and frail don't seem to be able to play the role of Wu Song at all.

In the scene in front of me, one is counted as one. If you want to talk about combat power, doesn't it have to be her Duan Lu.

But she was not in a hurry to use her spiritual power to subdue the tiger. From the moment the tiger walked out of the road, Duan Lu felt a sense of disobedience.

Because when she was in the heaven, although the cultivated animals were quieter and gentler than the beasts, the tiger's killing nature couldn't be hidden.Occasionally, they would secretly eat some cubs that the rabbits couldn't see and ran out in large numbers.

People in the celestial world of course turned a blind eye to the tiger eating the rabbit.

One is the law of heaven, earth and Tao, mutual generation and mutual restraint, this tiger eating rabbits must be counted as one of the laws of nature.Just like when the sun rises, the moon has to go home and sleep, it’s all Tao.

Second, if no one volunteers to come and eat...the rabbits will be flooded.It feels like stepping on rabbit feces casually... Duan Lu is fine, it is said that some gods with cleanliness want to chop off their own feet because of this.

Oh, it's Centipede Immortal, that's all right.

As Du Anlu got closer and closer to the tiger, the two monks became more nervous.Not to mention the coachman behind her, Lin Xiuer was frightened by the tiger and her whole body became rigid. Now that she saw Du'an Lu in danger, she tried her best to pull out her feet, trying to catch Du'an Lu.

Du'an Lu had already walked up to the tiger's head. A baby boy and a big tiger stared wide-eyed.

Rhubarb has never suffered such humiliation.

Those under the age of 30, seeing him on the stage, the one who doesn't pee his pants is considered the best.

How dare this little thing, a little thing that has been dazzled by two bites, look directly at me?

Big Yellow's eyeballs rolled, he took a sharp breath, and let out a loud but not thick roar.

Duan Lu only felt the wind blowing in front of him, squinted his eyes from the tiger's mouth, and could still see the white residue left on the tiger's teeth.

Duan Lu knew where this disobedience came from.

Although the tiger in front of him was huge in size and loud in movement, it lacked a bit of killing spirit.

Even compared with tigers who have been cultivated for hundreds of thousands of years, they lack a lot of wildness.

She carefully looked at the white residue in the gap between the tiger's teeth, and a fat little hand tightly grasped Dahuang's ear and pressed it against Dahuang's ear, "Did you eat tofu brain and drink soy milk for breakfast, and the smell of beans came out from your mouth Is this reasonable..."

"A tiger eats tofu, are you ashamed?"

One word awakened the tiger in the dream, and the sad thing of Rhubarb was poked by the little baby, and it became angry from embarrassment.

Standing up, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Unexpectedly, the little hand on the ear has a lot of strength, and when the tiger jumped up, it didn't let go, but plucked the hair on the tiger's ear clean.

How painful it is for a vixen to get her hair off in a fight, this tiger hurts as much. When she stood up, she still looked like a downhill tiger. Lick your bare ears and heal yourself.

Lin Xiu'er had almost touched Du'an Lu's sleeve.Du'an Lu exerted some spiritual power and controlled the four people around him.

For a moment, except for the tiger and Duan Lu, everyone else fell into a stagnant time, and their moods and movements did not change.

Rhubarb didn't lick his ears, and he didn't delay in accepting Duan Lu's three soul questions.

"Are you really a tiger?"

"Don't all tigers eat meat? Are you also practicing Taoism? Are you still a strict vegetarian?"

"Thin, the skin is drooping..."

Duan Lu blew away the tiger hair in his hand and twisted his hands.

The texture is so bad that I don't even have the slightest idea of ​​masturbating a big cat.

The tiger takes the problem into his head, and the little brain inside the big head goes into action.

"Who am I, where am I, what's wrong?"

When the CPU was about to explode, the tiger actually made a buzzing sound.

"Awwhhhhhhh."

Under the tiger's words, he actually told Du'an Lu a tragic story about the life of the tiger.

Why am I originally a tiger in the mountains? I was taken away by thieves since I was a child, and I was raised in captivity. I didn’t have enough tofu brains to make it up...

Why are you able to communicate with me? Could it be the fairy who wants to save me...

Why kidnapping and selling tigers is a serious crime, baby, you have to take care of it...

Duan Lu said, "So, in fact, you just look big and fierce, but you are actually pitiful and helpless, and there is no danger."

Rhubarb woo woo ow.

"Yes, yes."

Before the sound of wailing fell, Duan Lu raised his little hand and slapped the tiger on the head!

The little hand hit the hairy tiger's face like a hammer, making Rhubarb feel like his eyeballs were about to pop out.

"This slap is for my mother, you scared her like this, you deserve to die."

Rhubarb was already dizzy, and another slap came from the other side.

"This slap is for the coachman uncle. He helped me carry the snacks along the way. When you were scared just now, they all scattered."

The tiger wobbled and felt a circle of birds flying around its head.

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Du'anlu raised his hand again, and Dahuang was so frightened that he quickly hugged the tiger's head with his two front paws.

The chubby little hand fell down, but inserted its fingertips into the short hairs of the tiger's head, and scratched at the top of the tiger's head.

The feeling of being masturbated rushed into the tiger's limbs and bones from the top of his head like an electric current, making it so excited that a layer of hair fell off.

But the more you feel it with a tiger's heart, the more you feel that this unprecedented feeling is so natural and deserves it.

Duan Lu saw that the tiger's eyes gradually blurred, the corners of his pink and tender lips curled up, and his speech softened a lot.

"Tell me, how did the golden toad liar on the mountain abuse you?"

"The two bald heads in the bushes, what's the purpose of taking you here to guard?"

Rhubarb shook his jaw. It has a miserable life experience, but it doesn't mean it wants to betray the organization.

Rhubarb could tell the difference between a full meal and a not-so-full meal, and it quickly stopped trying to show its belly.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

"I betrayed my owner, the Golden Toad Immortal, and told me that he encouraged the little monk to let us scare passers-by before saving him. I wouldn't say that!"

Duan Lu narrowed his eyes, it was nothing new, the plot was exactly the same as what he had guessed.

Du'an Lu rubbed the tiger skin under his hand to generate electric sparks, but said in his mouth.

"Okay, okay, don't say it if you don't say it, you are a loyal hero."

Rhubarb became proud, he shook his tiger head and tail, and showed Duan Lu his entire stomach.

The fur on the belly is slightly longer but thinner and softer than that on the tiger's head. After Duan Lu plucked it twice, he felt that the hair was not good enough for making a tiger skin blanket.

Duan Lu withdrew his hand and said to the tiger.

"Go, get out with your two accomplices, and don't block the way for me and my mother to go up the mountain."

The little hand left the tiger's body.

Rhubarb's heart was empty.

Don't masturbate yet?

(End of this chapter)