Fuwa is not easy to mess with when she is three years old

There is a saying, "Once you accept this setting", you can follow it with various sentences that express people's happiness.

If the villagers came to write it, that is - once you accept this setting, you can fry, fry, and fry.

The seasoning is brought by the little frog from the village. There are all kinds of soy oil, lard and soy sauce. There is even a jar of miso. It is hard to tell whose miso. The owner of the miso also made a contribution. The house in the village The things inside are not considered money anymore, just take whatever you can use.

Chen Xiaoyu and Ling Runyun have been under house arrest for three days. As a fair lady who doesn't give a big tree two punches or run ten thousand steps every day, she has been locked up so sad that she is about to flow upstream.

But a sadder thing awaits Chen Xiaoyu, that is, under the bombardment of locust shells in the village, Chen Xiaoyu actually... gained weight.

She grabbed her soft belly and couldn't help crying.

"Where's my abs? Why are they all fat?"

"I still want to punch ten of them, how can they be eroded by little locusts, this is not right!"

Ling Runyun has been much happier these two days.

He was indeed anxious the day after he was arrested.

In the end, the trip to the academy was still delayed. Duan Lu had advised him countless times to leave earlier and not waste all his time in the village.He didn't listen.

Chen Xiaoyu was also counting the days, on the [-]th day of the eighth lunar month, she didn't dare to talk to her son.I heard that the master of the academy is a man of his word, and he is very harsh on his disciples.

Ling Runyun was originally a child of a businessman, and he was considered a low-level person in the academy.This time, put on the hat of being late at the beginning of school and disrespecting the teacher, I'm afraid it will make life difficult in the future.

Chen Xiaoyu spun around trying to comfort Ling Runyun, but she knew how to fight and beat people, but when it came to comforting others, she became a mute.

After holding it in for a long time, I only choked out: "Let's put it badly, there's nothing I can do anyway."

What surprised her was that Ling Runyun wasn't angry at all, just now he still had the expression that the sky was falling, but when he heard the endless comfort, he immediately became happy.

Ling Runyun: "Fuck it, I can't help it. I can't get out, I can't leave. At worst, when I get to the academy, I can kill or cut it up."

Chen Xiaoyu said with a smile: "Where do you want to kill and cut, the academy is not a place to eat people, at most it is punished for copying..."

After she finished speaking, she felt even more frightening. For her to be punished for plagiarism, it would be better to give her a good beating.When his father beat her, he was steady and firm, and the pain passed as soon as it hurt, but if he punished her, it would be a soft knife, and he would hang on without dying.

She was a little frustrated, "Master, you are so pitiful."

Ling Runyun: "It's not pitiful. Let Du'an Lu copy it for me. It's just to teach her how to write."

It suddenly occurred to me that Du'an Lu could read, so I taught her to write better.

Chen Xiaoyu reminded: "Aren't you going to take the second elder brother of the Du family? Did sister An Lu also say she was going? Her mother treats her like a baby, so I'm afraid it's impossible for you to take her away."

Ling Runyun's head drooped, "I can't bring... a three-year-old, oh four-year-old child, the academy is also high in the mountains and the road is far away. When the time comes, I will be homesick and cry. I can't bear it."

Chen Xiaoyu thought about Du'an Lu's crying face, and couldn't help laughing.

"No, I haven't seen that child cry yet. It seems that he is very knowledgeable about accidents, and he is very smart. Only children with no skills vent their tears! Uh..."

She thought that she had cried a lot in the past two days, so she blushed and shut up.

Ling Runyun agrees with her opinion very much, crying loudly is definitely invisible, Ling Runyun thinks of Duan Lu's face, and thinks that if it is her, it must be——

Pinching his waist, he pointed at the tip of Ling Runyun's nose with one hand.

——Hurry up and send your aunt home!My aunt doesn't want to go home, she just wants to go back!Now, immediately, immediately!money for the journey!

He told Chen Xiaoyu about this scene, and the two quickly reached a consensus. Chen Xiaoyu also found this scene interesting, and even the bad mood of getting fat was dispelled.

Chen Xiaoyu thought, if she is as chubby as Sister An Lu, maybe she will look cute too.

Right.

The village has completely accepted eating locusts. According to the little bald man, Duan Lu is now catching locusts outside the village. Although he is very tired, he is full of energy.As long as the village eats fast enough, her work will be over in no time.

Of course, the little frog reports good news but not bad news. The number of locusts in the village has decreased a lot, and the work has achieved great results, but her spiritual power has also been exhausted to the bottom.

Several times I felt dizzy and almost fainted.

Fortunately, the things in the village are gone now, and she can eat wherever the locusts hit.

Well, fortunately, people in the village have the habit of stockpiling dry food. The locust plague came earlier than expected. Many villagers forgot to bring dry food when they left, which made it easier for Duan Lu.

Bad, the dry food stored by the people in the village is really... dry food.Take one bite, and the mouth is full of corn flour foam.Duan Lu thought he was an ordinary kid in a farm family, and he was scared of the kitchen when he went to the hall, and he suffered even more.

But in Du's house, she was always the one who ate the last meal. In a bowl of rice porridge, Lin Xiu'er had to pick out the oily skin first for her to eat.Not to mention chicken, duck and fish, which must be eaten first with Duan Lu's small mouth.

She can still bear the tiredness of fighting migratory locusts.The pain of eating bran and swallowing vegetables is what really makes Shangxian complain.After a long time, the bird almost faded out of his mouth.

Duan Lu searched and searched, at least it should be a little salty to eat, but there was not even a grain of salt or soy sauce.

Coincidentally, the little frog is coming out to look for the god, and by the way, he will show off his share of migratory locusts for today.

There is no one in the sky, and he also knows that he has to look for it in the kitchens of every household.

After turning around a few rooms, I saw Du'an Lu holding a big round yellow corn flour pancake, standing in front of the stove in a daze.

The little frog asked, "Shangxian?"

Duan Lu turned his head, his face full of bitterness and hatred.

The little frog was horrified, "Did Shangxian get hurt somewhere? Let me see...it can't."

He looked at the few migratory locusts flying by outside, and by the way, he stuck out his tongue and licked the passing ones.

"Shangxian... feels that the work is done, and has a sense of loss and emptiness...?"

Duan Lu couldn't listen to this strange thought, the job is done, empty?Empty aunt?

If anything, she felt empty in her stomach.

She grabbed the pancake with one hand, and with the other, she almost wanted to wipe away the non-existent tears on her face.

"No meat."

"No food."

"Not even seasoning..."

When I said this, the little frog was excited.

"The village eats migratory locusts. In order to whet everyone's appetite, I put all the seasonings into the small mud courtyard!"

Duan Lu said murderously, "So it's you!"