My whole family has crossed with Goldfinger

Chapter 62 No.60 Chapter [-]: Cursing whoever is unlucky
Zhang Xiulan raised her head, carried the basket, and turned around with Wu Ya, leaving the woman lying on the ground screaming.

When I turned around, I saw Xu Yinyin and sister, and rushed to meet them, "I said, why have you been here for so long? I have already dug up wild vegetables, and I am waiting for you! I was almost robbed by shameless people!"

Xu Yinyin looked at the two women over there, then at her mother, and muttered in her heart again.

The four went home together. On the way, Xu Yinyin brought up the topic she talked about last time, "Mom, why don't you scold me."

Zhang Xiulan looked at her, "Why am I scolding you? Ever since I was a child, have you ever seen me scold you?" Such an obedient and easy-going daughter scolded her, how sick is her brain?
"No, why do you always want me to scold you?"

Wuya also took a strange look at Xu Yinyin.

Xu Yinyin paused: "It's fine to scold Liu Lang."

Zhang Xiulan glanced at her speechless son, then saw her daughter staring at her earnestly, opened her mouth, closed it again, and opened it again, "Why should I scold him? He hasn't provoked me now, and I don't know why Scolding?"

Xu Dajun: Should he be thankful that his mother is not the kind of person who scolds him casually?
As soon as she thought about it, Xu Yinyin leaned over by her ear, "Try provoking her."

Xu Dajun: ...

This is his sister, dear!
Fine.

Xu Dajun took a deep breath, looked at Zhang Xiulan, "Mother, your face is full of pockmarks, so ugly."

Zhang Xiulan stared.

"Mom, why are you staring at me? Are you crazy?"

Although she knew that the stinky son did it on purpose, Zhang Xiulan was already so angry that she couldn't help it. She slapped him on the back of the head, opened her mouth, and cursed:
"You brat, who do you think is ugly? You're not ugly, you fetch water to look after you! You look like a monkey juggling on the street! Who's insane? I think your brain is like this, so you can Seriously ill!"

Xu Yinyin stared at Xu Dajun with a good look, and saw her mother finished scolding, and in the next second, it seemed as if there were some hands pushing behind her, Xu Dajun suddenly stepped on her left foot and fell to the ground, dragging behind her back. The bundle of firewood he was carrying also fell on him.

Xu Yinyin raised her eyebrows, and there was a gleam in her eyes.

It wasn't over yet, the four of them went home and entered the courtyard gate, the old hen pecking in the yard to find food ran past Xu Dajun, and by coincidence, he dropped a pile of chicken feces on Xu Dajun's feet.

Xu Yinyin couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Xu Dajun glanced at her resentfully, and he knew that it would be no good if he insisted on scolding her.

Zhang Xiulan also belatedly felt something was wrong.

Those who put wild vegetables put wild vegetables, and those who put firewood put firewood. After a long while, the three mothers gathered on the slope behind the house.

"Yinyin, what's going on?"

Four curious eyes.

Xu Yinyin rubbed her chin, "It is preliminarily estimated that Mother's golden finger is related to cursing."

Zhang Xiulan was slightly taken aback, "Do I have a golden finger?"

At first, she had to wait for a few days, nothing happened, she thought she had no golden fingers, and her heart sank, suddenly, told her that she also had golden fingers?

"Swearing at people is also cheating?"

Xu Yinyin said: "Mom, you didn't pay attention. Outside Huahe County, the women you pointed at and scolded for no reason tripped you or were beaten by your accomplices. There are also those two women just now."

"That's why I asked Xu Dajun to look for scolding verification. Sure enough, mother, you scolded him. He tripped and didn't say anything. The hen was still shitting on his feet. He was still able to go up this slope just now." Slip and knock your chin!"

Xu Dajun touched his broken chin, and his eyes were filled with resentment, "No wonder Xu Yinyin insists on asking me to scold you, you already know it, right? Pull me to experiment!"

Xu Yinyin spread her hands, "I can't help it, mother won't scold me."

Xu Dajun turned his head away angrily, and broke off the relationship for 5 minutes.

Zhang Xiulan had a look of disbelief: "So who am I to call unlucky?"

"At present, it should be like this." Xu Yinyin nodded.

After a pause, Zhang Xiulan clapped her hands and said with a smile, "This golden finger is great! From now on, if I don't like it, I will scold her! Let her be unlucky!"

Xu Dajun immediately looked over nervously, "Mother, can you stop scolding me from now on?"

Zhang Xiulan glanced at him, "Let's see how you behave! Your father told you to study hard. If you don't study hard, I will scold you three hundred times a day."

Xu Yinyin continued, "Not just study hard, mother, let him take the imperial examination, be a scholar, be a scholar, and even a Jinshi, earn you an imperial order, let you be an imperial wife, or else you can scold him so hard Doubt about life."

Zhang Xiulan had the right expression of a daughter, "Okay!"

Xu Dajun: "You are not my mother and sister! Absolutely not!"

The mother and daughter looked over at the same time, and Zhang Xiulan said, "Well, I never told you that I picked you up from the trash can."

Xu Dajun: ...

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Xu Yinyin wanted to take a shower and wash her hair, but Xu Dajun couldn't help Xu Dajun to carry water. Before he started carrying water, Xu Dalang and Xu Erlang robbed him of his work.

A pot of water was boiling hot, and it had to be mixed with cold water before it could be used. The buckets of water were carried to the hut, and Mrs. Xu sat under the eaves and watched, watching Xu Yinyin cleverly squeezed the water after Xu Dajun finished washing. Drilling into the latrine, watching her come out of the shower and wash her hair over and over again, moaning a few times.

He beckoned Xu Dajun to come over, and started to dry his hair, "Liu Lang, is your fourth sister encouraging you to wash your hair and take a bath?"

Xu Dajun immediately shook his head, "I have to wash myself, grandma, I'm going to school to study, this lice is crawling all over my head, and my body still smells, who is willing to sit with me? People in the city are particular about it, so don't clean it up." Clean, that would be a joke for others!"

Mrs. Xu listened and thought it made sense, but said, "What are you going to do next? She doesn't go to school, so I'm also surprised. She's always lazy and doesn't like to move. When there was no shortage of water before , driving her to tidy up herself, she has to hide, even her face and feet are not used to washing, why are you so diligent and clean all of a sudden?"

Xu Dajun said nonsense in a serious manner: "You don't know, grandma, Fourth Sister is all for me."

Mrs. Xu couldn't understand, "What do you mean?"

"I'm going to study the clan of the Shangfang clan soon, and my future classmates will all be the sons of the Fang clan. The Fang clan is a big clan, and you know it. Although we are not as good as others, we must love cleanliness, right? What if? Sometimes my classmate wants to come to our house as a guest, my fourth sister was born to the same parents as me, she is sloppy, that would be a shame to me!"

Mrs. Xu was taken aback when she heard that, is that so?

Well, that's right, the Fang family is a big family, which is different from theirs. If Liu Lang can enter the Fang family's genealogy, it will be for the sake of his brother-in-law. Classmates and friends, that is also a good thing, other things in their house are not as good as not being able to take care of them, but at least let others see that their family is clean and tidy, right?
Otherwise, it would be quite embarrassing.

Mrs. Xu took two steps forward, opened her mouth and yelled at Mrs. Ma's sisters-in-law in the kitchen, "Boil more water! Our family should wash up too!"

Wait to wash off the old mud bumps that have not been bathed and washed for half a year, get rid of lice, and then wash once a month?
Well, in winter, this is already very busy, right?
Mrs. Xu nodded, and decided so happily, she must be clean and not hold Liu Lang back!
(End of this chapter)