Sweeping the Infinity from Apprenticeship to Chen You

Chapter 78 Please God!

Please God.

Commonly known as "shaking people", more strictly speaking, it is "shaking gods".

This is a compulsory "spell" of Maoshan's school. Maoshan is famous for protecting the calf. If the young ones can't beat them, ask the old ones for help. This is the routine operation of the Maoshan school.

of course.

This is all based on the premise of "granting talismans". In layman's terms, as a disciple of the Maoshan School, you have to go to the ancestor master to register first.Let the patriarch know that there is a "calf" like you, and then you can shake people freely.

For example, in the zombie movie, the four-eyed Taoist said "Master, save me", and Uncle Jiu, a disciple of Uncle Jiu, who often shakes the fairy, came out to help.

For the descendants of Maoshan, as long as they can't beat them, it's right to shake them!
Unfortunately, Lin Ge is only half a Maoshan native.If he wants to shake people, the only one who can shake them is probably his own master.

But Chen You did not report to the logistics department of Maoshan in the sky, but was protected by the five elements and eight trigrams disk, waiting for resurrection.

"Please God? How? I haven't even registered with Patriarch. You don't expect me to invite God, do you?" Lin Ge was helpless.

"Although you can't do it, your mask is good. When you left the initial point, Brother Dao, you used a mask to disguise it. It was a Nuo mask, right? If I'm not mistaken, it should be an enchanted item." Jiwotou cut to the chase Said.

It was only then that Lin Ge remembered that the Nuo mask has a triple enchanting effect of "exorcism, avoiding evil, and suppressing evil spirits". However, after getting the mask, he entered "The First Commandment", so he had no chance to test the effect.

"That's right." Lin Ge nodded.

"As soon as I said invite Brother Shendao, I thought of Master Patriarch. It seems that Brother Dao inherited the orthodoxy of Taoism. However, inviting gods is not exclusive to Taoism. What we are going to invite today is 'ghosts and gods'."

"Of course, you can't do it by yourself. If I remember correctly, accountant, you have a charm, right?" Jiwotou spoke loudly on purpose, obviously not just for those present. People listen.

"It's the 'Invite God Card', but there's not much difference. But...without spiritual power to drive the invite God card, there is no way to contact the gods."

As an experienced reincarnation accountant, his ability is enhanced by technology. Naturally, he needs to make some preparations for the reincarnation world of supernatural beings, so he spent a lot of money to get a god card.

Jiwotou said: "According to the old man who guards the temple, the reason why this world was abandoned by the gods is because of a problem with the belief system. Although repairing the belief system is not something that can be done in a short time, we can use special means to communicate with the gods." Establish a connection, and invite the 'ghosts and gods' to descend."

The accountant didn't know anything about these things, so he asked, "Ghosts and gods? Ghosts and gods, and there is such an existence? Which god?"

Ji Wotou raised his finger and pointed to the statues of the two guards in front of the Jizo statue behind him: "These two elder brothers, before being edited, were all ghost king-level bosses, and after being edited, they became ghosts and gods. If you can invite them Come out, and you can blow up these brats casually."

Lin Ge worried: "But don't forget, the 'kids' in this world have already used airplanes and cannons."

"Now you can only use a dead horse as a living horse doctor. It is best to invite ghosts and gods. As long as there are evil ghosts for them to kill, they can invite them. First invite a few ghosts and gods to descend, open up the connection with the above, and then try to make the gods and Buddhas in the sky come. Return to this world, restore the belief system, and remove the effect of forbidden spirits."

According to Jiwotou's plan, the few of them have absolutely no chance of winning against the evil spirits in the whole world.If you can invite ghosts and gods, gods and Buddhas all over the sky, and restrain the evil spirits, at least there is still a glimmer of life.

"What needs to be done?" the accountant asked.

Jiwotou said: "Ask for the way with a magic talisman. Brother Dao will lead the way with incense on his head, and 'open the gate of heaven' with his feet. , Li sir took up the post of shaman."

"Me? A shaman?" the accountant asked, pointing at himself.

Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang looked at each other, obviously they didn't understand what a ghost boy was and what was possession.

Jiwotou pressed the accountant on the futon in front of the statue of Jizo: "It's too late to explain, if I continue talking nonsense, the evil spirits have killed the door. Sir Huang, Sir Li, if you want to save this world, please cooperate." , sit two seats next to Brother Accountant."

According to Jiwotou's instructions, Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang sat with their backs to the statue.The situation along the way made them understand the predicament at hand.If you want to save this world, you must eradicate the high-level people who are possessed by evil spirits. At present, it is absolutely impossible to do it with the strength of the two of them.

Then the only way is to ask ghosts and gods for help to eradicate the evil spirits in this world, as Jiwotou said, so that there is a chance to sound the horn of human counterattack.

After the accountant, Huang Yaozu, and Li Guoqiang took their seats, Jiwotou held three sticks of incense for each of them, then knelt down in front of the Ksitigarbha statue, took off their clothes, cut their fingers with a knife, and wrote a spell on their bodies with blood. At the same time, bow down to the Ksitigarbha statue.

"Ordinary people are ignorant, bewitched by evil spirits, believe it or not, practice it or not, and don't want it. I, Li Shuiwang, would like to ask the Bodhisattva to be merciful, and send the two generals of gain and loss to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and save all living beings!"

While kowtowing, Jiwotou continued to write incantations until his body was covered with blood incantations, and then he stuck the God invitation card he got from the accountant on his forehead.

"Brother Dao, I've seen you!"

After finishing speaking, Jiwotou pinched the magic formula with both hands, put it on his knees, lowered his head, shook his head slightly, and chanted an incomprehensible spell.

Hearing this, Lin Ge took off the travel bag and put it under the side pillar, took out the Nuo mask and put it on, took out three incense sticks and lit them, and inserted them on the mask above the head.

Lin Ge walked to the open space behind Jiwotou, and after putting on the Nuo mask, a set of footwork appeared in his mind.Then follow the steps shown, take the first step.

There are three pillars on the top of the head to guide the way, and the feet are on the seven-star step of Tiangang!
I respectfully invite the ghosts and gods to show their might, to punish the evil and slash the demons and shake the world!
"laugh."

Suddenly, something happened, and the invitation card on Jiwotou's forehead burned to ashes, and the three pillars of guiding incense above Lin Ge's head also went out.

The accountant looked up and saw the god-inviting card with the chicken coop head turned into ashes, and felt distressed: "8000 reincarnation points, I said earlier that forbidden spirits in this world are useless, aren't you a disaster for me? You think it's easy for me to get a god-invite card Is it? This thing, the Lord God Space, will sell for nearly [-] reincarnation points!"

Jiwotou groaned in pain, "Wow" spit out a mouthful of blood, it was actually backlashed and severely injured.

"This, how is it possible!" Ji Wotou swallowed a recovery medicine, stopped the injury, and murmured in surprise.

The accountant was stunned: "Hey, I'm just complaining, you don't need to vomit a pool of blood to win sympathy?"

Ma Dan, fortunately, I am taking the route of technology enhancement. Warlocks like you, who bite their fingers and cut their palms all the time, I don’t know if they have a tendency to masochistic!

"Ugh--"

At this time, with a long sigh, the old temple guard walked out from behind the Ksitigarbha statue: "Young man, why are you so persistent. This world has long been abandoned by gods and Buddhas. The evil spirits have blocked the belief and completely cut off the connection between the two sides. Contact... late, everything is late."

Lin Ge took off the Nuo mask and wiped away the blood from the corner of his mouth. He had received the joy from Jiwotou before, which talked about his speculation about the identity of the old man. According to Jiwotou's plan, the old man also "please God "A crucial part.

"Old man, Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha once said that hell is not empty, and he vowed not to become a Buddha. The Bodhisattva would rather not become a Buddha than to pass through hell. We are deeply influenced by Bodhisattva. Although our strength is not good, we have a heart to save the world. What's more , These things, even if we don’t do them, someone has to do them.”

"Instead of watching this world be occupied by evil spirits and human beings reduced to captive livestock, why not give it a go and seek a life?"

"A bodhisattva can pass through the void and hell without becoming a Buddha, why can't we sacrifice our lives for the salvation of the world?"

Hearing this, the old man shook his head first, and then laughed again: "Hahaha! Even you young people have such a heart, I am a bad old man, if I continue to be hypocritical, I will be laughed at. It is just a ray of obsession , Dissipate, just dissipate!"

"Let me, old man, help you 'open the gate of heaven'!"

After all, the old man came to the threshold of the main hall with a gong and sat down.

"when--"

Hell is not empty, I swear not to become a Buddha.

"when--"

If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell!
"when--"

With the sound of three gongs, a burst of golden light glowed from the old man's body, and then his body gradually dissipated, turning into specks of star dust and soaring into the sky!
In the dark sky, a golden light loomed in the clouds, as if the sky was about to split open!

In an instant, the sound of Buddha echoed in the sky!

Seeing this, Lin Ge and Jiwotou immediately knelt down and kowtowed three times to the place where the old man disappeared: "Bodhisattva is merciful!"

Lin Ge doesn't believe in Buddhism. He even made fun of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's "Buddha's words" when he "brainwashed" Huang Yaozu.

As the saying goes, "Taoism cultivates this life, Buddha cultivates the next life", he always felt that this life has not been good, and thinking about the next life, isn't that farting?

But Lin Ge has to admit that Dizang is different from those Buddhas who say "My Buddha is merciful" in the Paradise of Ultimate Bliss. This is a Bodhisattva who truly cares about the world.

In "The First Commandment", because of the collapse of the belief system, all the gods and Buddhas in the sky finally gave up the world, and only Ksitigarbha is still struggling to support it.

Even if he was completely cut off from the gods and Buddhas, Ksitigarbha still risked the destruction of his spiritual consciousness and guarded the last pass of the world.

Now, in order to help Lin Ge and others open the "door" to connect with gods and Buddhas, they sacrificed themselves and used themselves as the key.

"Come again!" Jiwotou kowtowed three more times to the statue of Jizo, his forehead was soaked in blood, and at the same time continued to chant mantras to invite God.

Lin Ge put on the Nuo mask again, lit the guiding incense again and inserted it on the top of the mask.

There are three pillars on the top of the head to guide the way, and the feet are on the seven-star step of Tiangang!
I respectfully invite the ghosts and gods to show their might, to punish the evil and slash the demons and shake the world!
At this moment, amidst the thick clouds in the sky, the looming golden light descended from the sky, covering the Ksitigarbha Temple.

In the main hall, under the base of the statue of Ksitigarbha, the statues of the two generals who gain or lose, suddenly appear in golden light!

General Zeng turned into a ray of blue light and flew into the body of the accountant kneeling on the futon in the center. Then his body was covered with a layer of mighty armor, and a trident appeared beside him.

And General Damage split into two, turning into two beams of red and blue lights, which flew into the bodies of Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang respectively.

Like the accountant, Huang Yaozu and Huang Yaozu also displayed a set of mighty and extraordinary battle armor, as well as magic weapons such as fire sticks and soul cuffs.

Lin Ge stepped on the last step of the Tiangang Seven Stars Step, the "golden light" in the sky turned into seven stars, and the clouds cleared away. For a while, the sky was clear!
Jiwotou said: "Insert three sticks of incense in the crown of the head, the incense will never go out, the golden body will not be broken, the sword and gun will not enter, and the magic power is boundless!"

Hearing the words, the three accountants inserted three sticks of incense into the battle armor crown that appeared on their bodies, and fangs appeared on the mask of ghost generals that appeared on their faces, which represented that ghosts and gods had already possessed their bodies. With consciousness, the evil spirits within a hundred miles have nowhere to hide.

At this time, they noticed that a group of evil spirits were rushing towards the top of the mountain, not only that, there were also evil spirits flying helicopters and fighter jets.

Obviously, the high-ranking ghosts in Hong Kong Island and Shenpeng City have already taken action, dispatched troops and generals, and came to Dizang Nunnery to hunt down and kill a few people!

suddenly!

The accountant felt that there was a strong evil spirit in the hall, and his body was suddenly out of control. When he reached out his hand, the trident flew into his hand!

Get up, strut, and shoot!

"Shh-"

The trident turned into a golden light and flew towards Lin Ge suddenly. The accident happened too fast. Although Lin Ge sensed the danger, he could only avoid the deadly part. The trident pierced his left shoulder, killing him Take Fei and nail it to the pillar next to the main entrance of the main hall.

Jiwotou looked shocked, and the accountant looked at his hand with a confused expression, looked up at Lin Ge on the pillar, and said awkwardly: "If I say that I didn't do it on purpose, would you believe me?"

"I believe your grandma has a leg!" Lin Ge wanted to pull out the trident, but when he held the trident in his hand, there was a burning sound of "sizzling".

The magic weapon trident actually strongly repulsed him!
At this moment, Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang were holding fire sticks and soul cuffs, and looked at Jiwotou involuntarily.

Jiwotou hurriedly raised his hands to surrender: "Two generals, although I am a trickster, I have already surrendered. Look at my charm. I am a Taoist brother who was nailed to the wall by you. At the risk of losing my soul, I opened the Tianmen, please come down to earth!"

Lin Ge wanted to cry but he didn't expect that he was almost killed by the ghosts and gods he invited.

At this moment, the "accountant" suddenly looked out of the door with unkind eyes, jumped up, pulled out the trident stuck on Lin Ge's body, and rushed out of the door with Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang, only to hear a roar, a Fighter skips.

"call out--"

A missile went straight to the dizang nunnery!
The "Accountant" jumped up, flew up, and threw the trident towards the missile flying in the air!
boom!
The missile exploded, but the aftermath failed to disturb the three of them.

The "accountant" reached out, and the trident flew back into his hand again. Then, he flew directly into the air and threw the trident again!

The trident turned into a ray of golden light, which caught up to the galloping fighter jet, pierced through the cockpit, and pierced the evil spirit inside!
boom!
The fighter jet exploded into a ball of fireworks in the air, so dazzling!

The accountant landed with a trident in his hand, his face full of astonishment, he swallowed, and couldn't help but ask himself: "Is there still time for me to change my job from technology-based enhancement?"

At this time, helicopters and fighter jets attacked again, and thousands of Tiaozi, Flying Tigers, and fake monks on the mountainside also flooded down the mountain.

The "accountant" held a trident and flew into the air to deal with the evil spirit's air force, while Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang rushed towards the evil spirits down the mountain with magic weapons.

When the evil spirits going up the mountain saw two generals wearing battle armor and holding magical weapons rushing down the mountain, they immediately lined up and fired.

The assault rifle spit out flames frantically, but before the bullets got close to Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang, they were burned by the mana of ghosts and gods!
"call out--"

At this time, a ghost from the Flying Tigers shouldered the rocket and fired at Huang Yaozu.

But seeing Huang Yaozu holding the fiery red lottery used by officials in ancient times to interrogate prisoners and ask to behead prisoners, he raised his hand and slapped the rockets out abruptly!
boom!
The rocket bomb fell into the group of evil ghosts and exploded, killing several people instantly!

Then look at Li Guoqiang pulling the soul cuffs in his hands, waving them like a nine-section whip, bringing out bursts of light and shadow.

The surrounding big trees fell, the evil spirits were chopped off at the waist, and their souls were burned to ashes, and they were instantly wiped out, never to be reborn!

"Huang Yaozu" and "Li Guoqiang" were possessed by ghosts and gods at this moment, killing each other in the blink of an eye among thousands of evil spirits, and playing Mowing Wushuang!

All the way to the bottom of the mountain, the road was densely parked with explosion-proof vehicles and assault vehicles. Many evil spirits hid behind the vehicles, set up guns and cannons, and bombarded "Huang Yaozu" and "Li Guoqiang" who were going down the mountain!
Huang Yaozu held the fire sign in his hand, and saw the seven stars in the sky burst into golden light, turning into seven Buddha seal meteorites, smashing towards the road!

"Wow." Jiwotou, standing at the entrance of the Dizang Nunnery, looked at the meteorite rain in the sky like the palm of the Tathagata, and said silently: "A nuclear fusion strike on the way has been detected!"

Lin Ge: ...

You don't even need to look to know that the general who came down the mountain has magnified his moves!
Looking at the sky again, the accountant who was possessed by General Zeng had already gone mad. Every time the trident was thrown, it was accurate, and every time it was thrown, it was a helicopter.

This moment is indeed a change of identity. These evil spirits never dreamed that they were the ones who were chasing and killing them, so why did they suddenly become the targets of massacres!
In the blink of an eye, the evil spirit's air force was completely wiped out, and the "accountant" swept down the mountain from the sky, and fell into the enemy's formation directly along with the Foyin meteorite in the sky. The moment it landed, several explosion-proof vehicles were blown away, and at the same time, they waved the trident, Cut those explosion-proof cars into pieces!
Lin Ge and Jiwotou stood in front of the door, looked at each other, recalled the scene of the evil ghost air force being wiped out in an instant, and were speechless for a while.

...Who said that ghosts and gods can't do anything with modern militarized products?

When the "Gate of Heaven" was opened, the three of them, including the accountant who was flying into the sky and fighting on earth, received a reminder from the Lord God at the same time.

[Complete the hidden plot "A World Abandoned by God", get reincarnation point reward x10000, and random dc-level item scroll x1. 】

[The "nightmare effect" has been lifted, and the forbidden spirit is invalid. 】

As the reminder appeared, Lin Ge and Jiwotou really felt the "blocked" spiritual energy in their bodies circulate again.

Lin Ge took out the talisman paper and incense to try again, and he was able to easily complete the "spiritual talisman, skill lighting incense", which means that the lighter can be laid off.

Lin Ge then took out a Jiuhua Yulu pill and took it to recover from the injury.

But Jiwotou scolded excitedly: "Damn it, you really feel safe only if you have spiritual power. Now even if you come to a group, I can handle it."

Lin Ge said: "Then you should go down the mountain too. There must be more than one regiment down the mountain. Maybe you're lucky, and you can fight against airplanes, tanks and cannons."

Chicken nest head: ...

"I mean, a group of ghosts, not this kind of evil ghost who has activated the technology tree! I'm a trickster, not a ghost. I'd better leave things like airplanes and cannons to the ghosts!"

After hearing Jiwotou's words, Lin Ge suddenly thought of a question: "If the guiding incense burns out, the possession will end, right?"

"That's right. Are you worried that the accountants won't be able to deal with the evil spirit army? But we know that the ghosts will leave when the incense burns out, but the evil spirits don't know... I believe that after this battle, the evil spirits will not dare to go up the mountain in a short time." Jiwotou said confidently.

Lin Ge shook his head worriedly: "That's not necessarily the case. The high-ranking ghosts are not fools. They also know the truth of going all out and then failing. Now that you have rushed to this point at a high price, just retreat. It’s like everything they did before was in vain.”

"You mean...the high-ranking ghosts will continue to attack until we are all dealt with?" Jiwotou frowned.

Lin Ge nodded: "At least I will do this. After all, I am not the one who died, I just need to give orders. Besides, the army's attack is only the most basic method, and no one can guarantee that they will not adopt more radical methods in the future. "

"No matter how radical you are, you can't throw a nuclear bomb at the junction of Shenzhen and Hong Kong, right? This is too outrageous!" Jiwotou didn't quite believe it.

Lin Ge asked back: "Isn't the technology tree of the evil spirit lighting up the aircraft and cannons not outrageous enough? Just imagine, if we didn't think of starting from the 'nightmare effect' at the beginning, and didn't complete the hidden plot to open the gate of heaven. If you foolishly protect the two plot characters, what will be waiting for us?"

Heavily armed ghost corps, special forces, explosion-proof vehicles, tanks...even tanks, helicopters, and fighter jets!

Three people, facing the power of a corps!

No matter how strong Ren Jiwotou is in controlling ghosts, he can only kill dozens of people in an instant, and this is still under the condition of spiritual power.

Without spiritual power... Facing such a battle, Jiwotou couldn't even imagine it!
"Although ghosts and gods are strong, they only last three to ten minutes. Even if the chasing soldiers are solved, the symptoms are not cured. Now that the time has passed halfway, we must try to solve the fundamental problem." Lin Ge walked to the middle of the main hall and sat down, took out the The Five Elements and Eight Diagrams plate is placed in front of you.

Jiwotou asked suspiciously, "What are you going to do?"

"The high-ranking ghosts are still sitting in the base camp. It is impossible to kill their lair in three to ten minutes. If you want to continue to invite God, I think it is better to invite my own reliable ones."

Lin Ge felt a little bit resentful about the fork just now, thinking that if he was going to be beaten anyway, it would be better to be beaten by his own family.

"Didn't you not 'grant a talisman'?" Jiwotou asked.

Lin Ge said: "There is a way to ask for granting a talisman, and there is a way to ask for a talisman without granting a talisman. Taking advantage of the ghosts and gods delaying the pursuit of soldiers, you have to try everything. Wait until the ghosts and gods disappear before trying to find a way, then you have to Facing the siege of evil spirits, there is no time for me to try!"

After all, Lin Ge looked at Jiwotou and said seriously: "Whatever trump card you have, it's best to use it together. In this situation, there are not too many reinforcements!"

As he said that, Lin Ge took out "Maoshan Secret Art" and put it on the five elements and eight trigrams plate, turned to the middle page, and silently recited in his heart——

"Master, you must protect me from being raised by the patriarch!"

(End of this chapter)