Sweeping the Infinity from Apprenticeship to Chen You

Chapter 186 From horror movie to comedy movie only needs a sledgehammer

Chapter 186 From Horror to Comedy with a Sledgehammer

At the door of the room, Jiaye was crawling on the ground like a deformed species, her limbs were twisted, her head was tilted, her hair was loose, and her terrifying eyes could be seen faintly in the hair.

She can have this unique appearance because of her husband Takeo Saeki.

If all the Japanese version of "The Grudge" movies are connected in series, the new house that Saeki Takeo and Kayako moved into after they got married was actually a "haunted house" before they moved in.

In the first murder case, an eight-year-old boy named "Toshio Yamaga" was tied up by his parents and thrown into a closet. When the police found out, he had starved to death in the closet. His death was extremely miserable.

Because Junxiong's resentment was too strong, the house gathered the initial "grudgement".

Afterwards, the housing agency continued to rent out the house, causing more and more people to be killed, and the "grudge" became stronger and stronger.

When the newly married Takeo Saeki and Kayako moved in, there was already a lot of resentment.

Due to her withdrawn personality, Kayako became a full-time housewife after marriage, waiting at home every day for her husband Takeo Saeki to return.

But Takeo Saeki is busy with work, has a lot of entertainment, and has a strong desire to control, so he locks Kayako at home.Although the lonely Jiaye raised a black cat to accompany him, he still wanted someone to accompany him.

Kayako's idea of ​​wanting a child to accompany him became deeper and deeper, and later became an obsession, and he wrote this obsession in his diary.

In her view, being childless is a punishment from the gods.

Gradually, she felt that it was all the fault of her husband Takeo Saeki, so she wrote all these thoughts into her diary, from the complaints at the beginning to the "children, children, children, children".

Shenming obviously didn't hear Kayako's cry, but "Shanga Toshio", who was a curse, heard it.When Kayako was sleeping, he got into her stomach and "reincarnated" as her child.

Originally, Jiaye had a child, and Toshio Yamaga had parents, and the new parents doted on him so much that it should be a happy ending.

But the "curse" in the Naihe house was too heavy. Yamaga Toshio remembered being abused by his father in his previous life, so he showed his disgust towards Saeki Toshio since he was three years old.

Takeo Saeki also gradually found that Toshio was less and less like himself. After finding Kayako's diary, he thought he had been cheated, so he cruelly twisted Kayako's neck, broke her limbs, and stuffed her into a cabinet. .

This is why every time Kayako appears, the body and limbs are twisted and broken, and thus contributed to the most classic scene of climbing stairs in the history of horror movies.

It’s just that it’s not the first time that Lin Ge and Chen Qing saw Kayako appearing in a deformed form. The first time they saw it, they felt horrible, but the second time, the feeling became much lighter... Even now, even Chen Qing dares to directly Looking at Kayako, we can see how terrible the word "habit" is!
Seeing Jia Coconut, Lin Ge waved at her as if seeing an old friend: "It's better to come early than coincidentally. We are about to read your private diary. Are you interested? If you are interested, read it together!"

Chen Qing:? ? ?
!!!

……

Brother, I can tell you with certainty now that the "spiritual cultivation method" is really impossible to practice. If you don't believe me, if you go to a mental hospital now, you don't even need to register to be admitted!
When Chen Qing and Lin Ge were not familiar with each other before, they felt that they were superior people. That was a bit of a "quirk". No wonder they were not superior people. This is something everyone knows.

But looking at it now, what kind of "eccentricity" is this? This guy has gone crazy in practice!

Although Lin Ge didn't think there was anything wrong with his actions, he was just playing around, and he didn't make fun of his own life. When Kayako appeared, he had already observed it through the eyes of the sky and spiritual detection, and confirmed that Kayako was present. It is indeed stronger than before, but not to the point where it cannot be dealt with.

If Kayako dies once, he will become stronger again. Compared with killing the opponent now, Lin Ge is more concerned about whether there is a way to "trap" or "hold" Kayako.

belch.

belch.

belch.

Gayako made that terrifying bubble sound and slowly crawled towards Lin Ge.

Even though Chen Qing was used to this deformed lying posture, she still felt hairy at this moment, and retreated behind Lin Ge unconsciously.

"Brother, brother. She's here."

"I'm not blind."

"Then hurry up and do it."

"What if someone else came to read the diary together?"

Chen Qing: ...impossible, absolutely impossible!

Suddenly, Jiaye suddenly accelerated and rushed towards Lin Ge, but Lin Ge seemed to have expected it. He turned slightly to one side, grabbed the sheet with both hands and pulled it.

With a "huh", the bed sheet was pulled up and flew up, directly covering the whole Kayako.

It was only now that Chen Qing noticed that Lin Ge thoughtfully put a quilt on the bed when she was sleeping last night, not because she was afraid of being cold, but an "exorcism quilt"!
The side covered by the sheet was actually a yellow cloth with gossip painted on it, and spells were written around the gossip in black characters.

However, Chen Qing didn't know that the black text was not ordinary, but Lin Ge's special exorcism ink made by fusing cinnabar, black dog's blood, and rooster's blood.

Put a mask on the head of Chaojia coconut, and the exorcism cloth suddenly shone with golden light!

From under the quilt came Kayako's screams and howls, which made one's hair stand on end.

Lin Ge took out a soul-sealing talisman and stuck it on the gleaming golden quilt, and at the same time performed Ma's soul-sealing technique, but the double soul-sealing still failed to seal the Kayako into the talisman, instead there was a light "chi" sound, The soul-sealing talisman was directly burned to ashes by Kayako's "curse".

Lin Ge sighed in his heart. It seemed that it was too simple to trap the Kayako seal.

Lin Ge wasn't too surprised by Kayako's "power".

But at this time, he has a very crucial question that he can't figure out. When he first met Kayako and Saeki Toshio, and later saw the resentment of Saeki Takeo at Kobayashi's house, he had observed the three through his eyes. The "Protagonist" of "The Grudge", but did not find the existence of the "Origin".

Although "The Grudge" appears as a "unit drama" from the perspective of each deceased, it would be unreasonable to say that Kayako is not the protagonist.

"Wait, could it be that..." A thought flashed through Lin Ge's mind, so he immediately wiped his eyes with a formula, opened his eyes, and looked at the diary in his hand.

In the center of the diary, a faint white light lit up.

"Good guy, it's the main body to keep a diary for half a day, and Kayako is a bonus, right? However, this source is too little..." When Lin Ge saw the source appearing in the diary, he even thought that it was "Midnight" "The Ring", is the source on the tape?

At this time, with a soft "嗤啦", Kayako tore through the exorcism cloth, got out from inside, twisted his head, and made that terrifying "hiccup hiccup" sound.

"I hate it when someone disturbs me when I'm thinking about something." Lin Ge snorted coldly, raised his hand, and a giant hammer appeared in his hand.

Then, he took out a Heavenly Master Suppressing Evil Talisman and stuck it on the giant hammer!
However, when Lin Ge was about to swing the hammer, Jiaye froze, as if recalling a bad memory, and then...

She quit!
With a "whoosh", Kayako crawled back to the door backwards.

Lin Ge:?
Chen Qing:!
"It's boring to walk by yourself. Come on, stick your head here, and I'll take you out like last time." Lin Ge walked towards the door with a sledgehammer in his hand.

Jiaye continued to retreat, while Lin Ge chased after him with a hammer.

"Brother, brother, wait for me, wait for me!"

Even though Lin Ge left the little girl by Chen Qing's side, without Lin Ge, Chen Qing would not dare to stay in the house by herself, and hurriedly chased her out.

Then she saw a scene that shattered her three views. Lin Ge was holding a big hammer, chasing the spider Jingjia coconut hammer all over the corridor.

"It's just adding a buff, I promise it won't hurt!" Lin Ge swung his hammer and smashed it. He felt that this skill was so easy to use, so he carried a weapon arsenal with him.

The disadvantage is that it consumes a little mana, but this is not a problem. Anyway, it is not cost-effective for him to use his reincarnation points to strengthen now. Buying recovery medicine is the most suitable choice.

The problem of mana consumption can be solved with a few "jelly beans", if not, then a handful of jelly beans!
Moreover, as the "truth" and "spiritual cultivation method" complement each other, Lin Ge's spiritual power is growing faster and faster, and the problem of mana consumption will be resolved sooner or later.

Chen Qing looked at Lin Ge who was chasing after Kayako, and for a moment didn't know how to describe her mood.

elder brother.

That's Kayako!

The head of "The Grudge", Hua Dan, died in her "Grudge", there were eight hundred if not one thousand. Are you shameless by messing with her like this?
Is "The Grudge" shameless?
One of the top cards of Sakura Country has been hammered by you like this. How do you tell other countries to think about the supernatural circle of Sakura Country? Will they still be scary in the future?

Boom!
As the final hammer fell, Lin Ge successfully added a "headshot buff" to Jia coconut under the double blessing of the giant hammer of the evil spirit suppressing talisman and the exorcism seal.

After Jia coconut disappeared, the sledgehammer in Singer Lin also disappeared. The movement of him knocking back and forth with the sledgehammer in the corridor attracted many guests to watch.

However, they could only see Lin Ge and the giant hammer, but not Kayako. They thought they were insane, so they all hid in the room, and some guests even called the police.

However, the efficiency of the Cherry Blossom police is well understood. When Lin Ge and Chen Qing packed up their things and left the hotel, they didn't even dispatch the police.

Lin Ge and Chen Qing came to a coffee shop with a good environment, had breakfast, took out the diary of Kayako and began to study it.

Kayako has had the habit of keeping a diary since she was very young, recording her parents' neglect of her, being excluded at school, and her lonely life.

It wasn't until Kayako transferred from Yokohama Shengqi Girls' Academy that he met Kobayashi. For Kobayashi, he worked hard to get admitted to the same university as him.

All good expectations are displayed in the "diary".

However, Kobayashi never looked back at the person who had been chasing him behind him, and he didn't even know about Kayako's feelings for him. Coupled with the fact that he met his true love, he paid even less attention to Kayako.

Since then, Kayako has become more and more morbid.

"I saw Xiao Lin today. I was so nervous and my heart was beating so fast. My mind was full of thoughts about Xiao Lin, and I couldn't take my eyes off him."

"I saw Xiao Lin today. He was standing by the playground reading a book. I was very curious about what he was reading. I wanted to take a closer look."

"I saw Kobayashi today..."

"Xiao Lin didn't come to school today. Is he sick? I'm so worried about him. After school, I decided to go to his home to have a look."

"I arrived at Xiao Lin's house, but I didn't dare to go in. I secretly climbed up the tree, stood among the treetops and looked through the window to see the sick Xiao Lin."

"I saw Kobayashi today..."

"I saw Kobayashi today..."

"I saw Kobayashi today..."

……

Let alone Takeo Saeki's feelings when he found out about this diary, even Lin Ge and Chen Qing, who were looking at the diary at this time, were also terrified by the diary's terrifying obsession.

The student days in the diary are full of "Kobayashi". Later, after marrying Takeo Saeki and moving into the "House of Grudges", Kayako is affected by the grudge, and his obsession gradually becomes a child from Kobayashi.

"I want a baby, but Gango is always on a business trip. Come on, you'll be back today, right? I just want a baby. Baby kid kid kid..."

"Gangxiong, I want a child."

"I want a baby."

"It's because you're not at home that I don't have children. It's all because of you, it's all because of you, it's all because of you. Children, children, children."

"..."

call.

Chen Qing suddenly covered her chest, and grabbed Lin Ge's arm nervously: "Brother, let's stop watching. I feel so uncomfortable, I can't breathe. The 'Danger Perception' warning is about to explode, let's look again Go on, I, I'm afraid I'm going crazy. This, this diary has too much resentment!"

Lin Ge closed the diary and sighed, "So, whoever writes a diary is a serious person."

Chen Qing looked blank: "Brother, it's not appropriate to play tricks at a time like this?"

"I'm serious." As he spoke, Lin Ge quickly flipped through the second half of the diary. The first half of the diary was filled with the word "Xiao Lin", and the middle part was the child.

And the second half directly combines the two.By coincidence, Mr. Kobayashi is Toshio Saeki's class teacher.

Chen Qing obviously missed the point of Lin Ge's words, but now she thinks about the contents of this diary and feels terrified. It is conceivable how terrifying it would be to turn this obsession into resentment.

"Brother, what do we do with this diary now?" Chen Qing asked.

Lin Ge shook his head: "I don't know. According to the past rules, Kayako will only appear tomorrow after being chased away once. You can use this opportunity to find other cursed objects."

"Huh?" Chen Qing was surprised.

This is a peerless weapon in hand, still looking for it?

Is it really enough to curse too much?
Lin Ge said: "Originally, I had two guesses about Kayako's diary. One is that I need to go to the place where Kayako used to stay, such as the school, and the former address. The other is that it is spread as a curse, like in the movie. If you are targeted, you will send the diary over."

"Obviously, this is the second situation." After a pause, Lin Ge continued, "But even so, we still have to go to Yokohama Shengqi Girls' Academy."

Chen Qing's expression was a little subtle: "Brother, you don't really plan to go to the school where the rumor of the curse video first appeared, do you?"

Although Chen Qing has never watched "Midnight Bell", she has heard of Sadako's name countless times, and Lin Ge also mentioned the plot of this movie to her on the way to Yokohama.It's just that with the appearance of "The Diary of Gaya Coconut", Chen Qing always felt that Lin Ge was going farther and farther on the road of "death".

"It's already here, it's a pity not to go and see it." Lin Ge replied.

Chen Qing: ... You're all here, bro, are you a tourist?

"However, before that, we can do the branch line of the Four Star Group first...Maybe, this is another horror movie we haven't seen."

Lin Ge obviously hasn't forgotten the "branch line" triggered by Master Kawajiri, so after coming out of the coffee shop, he took Chen Qing to the Four Star Group.

Chen Qing originally thought it would be as exciting as a spy movie, but Lin Ge casually entered through the main entrance, and then used the holding spell to immobilize all the security guards blocking the way.

Then, at the cost of two bags of sugar, he hired the little girl to help out, easily frightening the executives to tell them the position of the chairman of the board.

Chen Qing checked the address, but she didn't expect that Chairman Tangtang would be "cultivating" in a wilderness, but Lin Ge said, "You don't understand this, this is the perfect location for shooting horror movies."

Ugh.

Hearing this, Chen Qing couldn't help sighing in her heart, since we still have to go like this, we are indeed going farther and farther on the road to death.

However, as Chen Qing said, the place where the chairman of the Four Star Group cultivated was remote and far away. He went out of Yokohama, entered the mountains, changed cars several times, and finally boarded a tourist bus.

In addition to Lin Ge and Chen Qing, there were two tour groups of more than a dozen people on the bus, one was from Europe, and the other was the Celestial Aunts group.

Along the way, the aunts were eating instant noodles and chattering, making Lin Ge's head hurt. Just when he was considering whether to cast a holding spell to quiet the whole world, they arrived at the stop.

Chen Qing jumped out of the car and sucked in the fresh space, as if lacking oxygen.

"What are you doing?" Lin Ge asked puzzled.

Chen Qing said with a speechless expression: "Oh, the aunt in front of me ate instant noodles twice in three hours, seamlessly alternating with the aunt next to me. I almost smell like instant noodles."

"Calm down, that might be their last meal, why don't you allow others to eat more?" Lin Ge said calmly.

"What? Last meal?"

Lin Ge glanced at this beautiful ancient resort town, and said: "As the cultivation place of the chairman of the Four Star Group, this kind of place is generally a 'private territory'. You think that without the 'instruction' of the Four Star Group, these tour groups Can you come in?"

Chen Qing swallowed her saliva, lowered her voice, and said cautiously: "So, this is the foreign disappearance group?"

"Almost the same meaning." Lin Ge nodded.

Chen Qing asked: "Then what should we do? Should we remind them?"

"Do you think the reminder is useful? As long as the various 'reminders' you have in the car can be useful, you won't have a headache now, right?" Lin Ge shrugged and said.

Chen Qing rolled her eyes: "That's true."

"Follow them. Since they are the targets of the Four Star Group, it will save us the slow resort to find someone." Lin Ge said.

After speaking, Lin Ge and Chen Qing followed the two tour groups into the resort.

The resort is much bigger than expected. Although the buildings on both sides of the street are two-story concrete houses, they have been renovated according to the style of Japanese ancient buildings.

But what is strange is that a resort of this size has to have a lot of staff, but only a few people can be seen on the huge street.

Most stores are closed.

The aunts complained all the way, saying that apart from the good environment, this place is not even as good as the ancient town in their hometown. If I had known it earlier, I would not have reported such a cheap tour.

However, what these aunts saw was the sparsely populated place, but what Lin Ge observed was the Japanese lanterns hanging outside the stores.

The Cherry Blossom Country will also be decorated with lanterns and festoons like the Great Heavenly Dynasty during New Years and festivals. The difference is that the Great Heavenly Dynasty usually uses red lanterns for celebration.

On the side of Sakura Country, all white lanterns are used.

A deserted street, with Japanese-style ancient buildings on both sides, and a white paper lantern hanging on every household, which always looks a little weird.

The tour groups on both sides ate snacks and sunflower seeds while asking questions to the tour guide.Compared with the aunts group, they are much calmer, while the European group shows a sense of disgust.

Someone asked the tour guide why so many white lanterns were hung in the resort.

The explanation of the resort is that a "tourism festival" will be held here in two days, when tourists and surrounding residents will gather here, and it will be lively.

The festivals in the Cherry Blossom Country are generally very lively, but people in the Great Heavenly Dynasty generally feel that it is not very auspicious when they hear the "sacrifice", so the tour guide's words immediately aroused complaints from the aunts, and they all complained about such a good festival. Bad luck" name.

All the way to the hotel in the center of the resort, the tour guide was leading the aunts in. At this time, an aunt with curly hair suddenly had joy in her eyes and ran towards the stairs with a smile.

"Tsk tsk, pick up money when you go out, you're lucky today!" As she said that, the aunt bent over to pick up the money, but when the tour guide next to her heard this, his expression changed and he rushed to grab the aunt.

The aunt was pulled by the tour guide and nearly fell down, and immediately scolded angrily: "What are you doing, what are you pulling, can you afford to pay if you fall?"

The tour guide said with a bitter face: "Sister, this is not fun to pick up."

The aunt straightened the hundred-yuan bills in her hand cursingly, and said with a smile: "I am not short of money, but I just want to be lucky. Picking up money is a sign of luck."

"Sister, take a closer look at the thing in your hand, is it money?" the tour guide asked anxiously.

The aunt took a closer look, and was surprised to find that this is not a "hundred-yuan bill", not even a Japanese yen, but a red thing that looks like a charm or paper money. It is just the pattern and outline on it. It looks like real money.

"Bah bah bah, bah bah bah, bad luck, why would someone throw this kind of thing at the door of the hotel, how do you travel, I want to complain to you!" The aunt suddenly lost her temper.

All of a sudden, the aunt's sister group rushed up to question the tour guide Xingshi.

Finally, under the good talk of the tour guide, a plate of fruit was given to each room, which calmed down the "anger" of many aunts.

Seeing this scene, Chen Qing asked Lin Ge in a low voice: "Brother, this place is really evil, there are paper money at the entrance of the hotel."

"Actually, there is such a saying in our Great Heavenly Dynasty. Have you ever heard of 'Zhongyuan does not pick up money'? It means that before and after the Ghost Festival, you must not pick up money when you see it on the side of the road, because the ghost gate is open on the Ghost Festival. There are many unaccompanied ghosts wandering around, so I specially sprinkled some paper money on the road for these lonely ghosts."

"Snatching money with lonely souls and wild ghosts, you can imagine what the end will be. Later, this 'custom' gradually evolved into worshiping the people who died in vain, so you can see in many movies, at the place of death of the person who died in vain, There is an act of throwing paper money." Lin Ge explained to Chen Qing.

Chen Qing froze for a moment, then smiled and said, "Brother, do you know who you reminded me of at that moment just now?"

"Who?"

"my mother."

Lin Ge: ...

Chen Qing said with a smile: "My mother often told me about these 'folk customs' when I was young, but when I was young, I still listened to ghost stories with great interest, but when I was older, I was not interested in hearing too much. Alas, I regret it now. If I learn more from my mother, I won’t have to hide behind you now.”

"However, brother, I don't understand very well. You are talking about the customs of our Great Heavenly Dynasty. What does that have to do with the paper money here?" Chen Qing asked.

Lin Ge explained: "Aren't there white lanterns hanging outside the stores on the way here? It does look like the festival lanterns of the Sakura Kingdom at first glance, but as long as you look carefully, you will find that the way of stacking the lanterns is actually ours. Chinese funeral lantern stacking method. Reminiscent of what the little magician said last night, I speculate that the chairman of the Four Star Group not only invited their onmyoji, but maybe also invited an Eastern warlock.”

"Tsk tsk, maybe this is a civil war." Lin Ge joked with a smile.

As Lin Ge said, he and Chen Qing went into the hotel and booked a room, rested for half an hour, and when it was time for dinner, they went to the restaurant of the hotel.

People from the two tour groups were already sitting in the restaurant. When Lin Ge passed by, he glanced at the dishes on the two tables. They were all Japanese dishes.

However, he smelled a strange smell.

After finding a seat with Chen Qing and sitting down, while Chen Qing was ordering, Lin Ge opened his eyes and looked at the two tables.

However, it was Lin Ge's will to see clearly the "real body" of the food that the two tour groups were eating with gusto.

"Brother, what's the matter with you?" Chen Qing asked after seeing Lin Ge's ugly face, putting down the menu.

Lin Ge replied: "You won't be interested in the things here."

"Why? I used to eat Japanese food a lot. Sushi rice balls are okay. I ordered two servings and some snacks."

Lin Ge hooked his fingers at Chen Qing, took out a spray, and said, "Put your head here."

"Ah?" Although Chen Qing didn't understand what Lin Ge wanted to do, she obediently stretched her head over.

"This is a special potion. Spraying it on the eyes can have the effect similar to the eye of the sky. Although the effect is much worse, it is enough to observe the situation in front of you." Lin Ge explained, and sprayed Chen Qing's eyes.

This is in the last few days of "2002", Li Ang combined with Chen Zhazhi's visible water formula to develop a new spray that can make ordinary people go to hell.

Although it is useless to Lin Ge, I also asked for a recipe by the way.

Chen Qing felt the coolness of the spray ice, and felt a little comfortable. After spraying, she asked curiously: "And then?"

"Cover your mouth, and then see what they are eating." Lin Ge said expressionlessly.

Hearing this, Chen Qing turned her head curiously to look at the tables of the two tour groups, and suddenly found that it was not difficult to make the "beep" sound like Kayako, all it needed was a stomach churning.

"vomit--"

Chen Qing is very grateful to the instant noodle aunts in the car now, if it wasn't for their actions that made her lose her appetite and didn't eat anything in the car, she must have vomited happily at the moment.

I saw the "food" on the two tables, sushi rice balls, the rice grains were white worms, and the meat strips and fish on them were wriggling like leeches.

The most terrifying thing was those snacks, indescribable black bugs, which were caught on the chopsticks and squirmed and swallowed by the members of the tour group.

The impact was so strong that Chen Qing finally couldn't bear it, and threw herself on the trash can, almost vomiting out her bile.

At this time, the aunts not far away saw it, and immediately accused Chen Qing of being ignorant, making such indecent behavior in this eating place.

There are also people who complain that the young people nowadays are not in good health, and they get motion sickness after taking a long-distance bus.

Lin Ge didn't reply, and watched them silently eating all kinds of "mountain and sea delicacies".

Chen Qing vomited so weakly that she lay down on the table, as if she was about to hang up, and couldn't help complaining: "Brother, next time you just say something like this, I really don't need to let me see it."

"What if you are curious?" Lin Ge said with a smile: "And this kind of 'feast', if you don't look at it, how can you think that what they just scolded can be forgiven."

Chen Qing: ...

Makes sense.

"Brother, what are those? Why do you have to look at ghosts to see them?" Chen Qing couldn't help but glanced again, and suddenly her stomach churned again, and she quickly looked away.

Lin Ge said, "Have you ever heard of the qi technique?"

(End of this chapter)

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