I became a god after resigning

Chapter 555 Two little fools

"I'm telling you, when I grow up, I want to make a lot of money, and then fly a big plane to travel, woo woo hoo..., eat delicious food, and have fun..."

While Nuan Nuan was building blocks, she was chattering to Xiao Ma Yuan who was sitting opposite and rolling around on the ground with a small airplane.

It was noon and the sun was still good. Kong Yumei took the climbing mat from home to the yard, and they excitedly moved out the toys.

Seeing this, Yun Shiqi took out the camping tent and propped it up next to them. This became their day's fun.

"Then when I grow up, I will build a big plane for you to fly. You don't need to go to the airport, you can park it directly in the yard." Xiao Mayuan said.

"I know, I know, it's the helicopter."

"No, I saw on TV that the helicopters were buzzing and making a lot of noise. I'll make a flying saucer for you."

"UFO?" Nuannuan didn't understand what a UFO was, so she looked at Xiao Mayuan with some confusion.

"It's just like a hat, it's round, and people can sit in it and fly to the sky."

When Nuan Nuan heard this, she immediately looked up to the sky stupidly to see if there was any flying saucer flying in the sky.

But the backward posture was too big, and he immediately "overturned" and fell on the mat. His short legs rubbed against the newly stacked blocks, and he immediately fell to the ground with a crash.

Nuannuan rolled around on the mat before turning over and sitting up, then kicked down all the blocks that had not completely collapsed, and then said: "Then I'll wait for you to invent a flying hat."

"It's a flying saucer, not a hat."

"It's all the same, it's all the same, hehehe..."

Nuannuan said, fell back, lay on the climbing mat again, and looked at the blue sky.

The weather is very good today, with warm sunshine and white clouds. From time to time, a few water birds fly over the sky.

But what Nuannuan was thinking about was whether these water birds would put a piece of cake in her mouth, so she quickly closed her mouth tightly and stopped talking.

However, she was soon attracted by a plane in the sky. The plane pulled a long tail line across the blue sky.

"Wow~" Nuannuan couldn't help but open her mouth wide.

"What are you looking at?"

Xiao Ma Yuan came over and lay down next to her, with their heads touching and looking at the sky.

"The plane just got into the clouds, and then its butt was stained with clouds. It flew all the way, rubbing all the way, and scratched a white line in the sky." Nuannuan explained.

"It sounds a little dirty."

"Hey, it's like pulling a daddy."

"Hi, hi, hi..."

"Look, does that cloud look like your butt?"

Nuannuan pointed to the sky, a ball of round, soft and waxy clouds.

"Hey, hey, hey, it looks like your face." Xiao Mayuan said.

"Oh?"

Nuan Nuan turned her head and glanced at Xiao Ma Yuan. She always felt that something was not right, but she ignored it and started to laugh silly.

"That's Huang Lihong." Xiao Ma Yuan pointed to the sky again.

"No, that's a big lion, oooooooooo..."

"It's Huang Lihong. Look at its small tail."

"Wow, the cloud over there farted, look, look..." Nuan Nuan looked excited, and then made two puffs.

Xiao Mayuan quickly covered her nose and turned to look at her.

"It wasn't the clouds that put it, it was you."

"Hahaha……"

Nuannuan was so happy that her limbs were kicking around.

"I ate sweet potatoes this morning, so many butts."

"Why do you get a butt when you eat sweet potatoes?"

"I don't know either. My dad told me. He said that if you eat too many sweet potatoes, you will fart non-stop."

"Really? If you eat a lot of sweet potatoes, can you fly into the sky like a rocket?"

"It should be possible."

Nuan Nuan scratched her head, imagining her farts flying into the sky.

"Would it be too smelly?" Nuan Nuan suddenly thought of this question.

"Hey, hey, hey, ah~oh~"

Xiao Ma Yuan suddenly stuck out her tongue and tilted her head, indicating that she would be stung to death.

"Hmph, my butt doesn't stink, it smells good."

Seeing her like this, Nuan Nuan sat up in anger.

"Butts all stink." Xiao Mayuan insisted on her opinion.

"My butt must smell good. If you don't believe me, just smell it." Nuan Nuan suddenly stood up and squatted down with her butt in front of Xiao Ma Yuan's face.

"Hmm~"

Xiao Ma Yuan was shocked and quickly rolled aside.

Kong Yumei came out and happened to see this scene.

He asked in surprise: "Nuan Nuan, what are you playing silly with?"

But Nuan Nuan didn't answer this question, her face suddenly changed, she didn't wear any shoes, covered her butt, and ran straight into the house.

"It's not good, it's not good..."

"What's going on?" Kong Yumei was startled and hurriedly followed.

Xiao Ma Yuan sat up from the climbing mat, scratched his head, and looked confused as to what was going on. Then he stood up, put on his shoes, and entered the house out of curiosity.

Nuannuan ran into the house, wandering around anxiously, and finally found her little duck plastic toilet in the corner, so she hurried over, pulled it out, took off her pants and sat on it, all at once.

"It's so dangerous."

Nuan Nuan let out a long sigh of relief.

"Hmm~"

"Puff~"

"Oh, it smells so bad." He quickly pinched his nose.

Kong Yumei followed:...

"Hi, hi, hi..."

Xiao Ma Yuan couldn't stop laughing and almost rolled on the ground.

"What were you two doing just now?"

Kong Yumei asked Xiao Ma Yuan on the side with some curiosity.

"I said their butts smelled, and Nuannuan said her butts smelled good, and she wanted me to smell it..."

Kong Yumei:......

Are these two silly girls too busy? Should we find something for them to do to pass the time?
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"Since you two have nothing to do, why not help grandma with her work?"

Kong Yumei asked the two little ones to stand in line and decided to give them some tasks.

"No." Nuannuan refused.

Kong Yumei was stunned when she heard this, and said with some surprise: "Why not?"

"I'm still a kid, so I don't work. Are you trying to lie to me? Dad often lies to me like this. I'm smart enough not to be fooled by you. →_→"

Kong Yumei was speechless. Is she so smart?

After thinking for a while, he said: "In that case, forget it, let's play a game, okay?"

"Okay."

This time Nuan Nuan agreed without any hesitation.

Then, grandma asked the two to play a game of picking up beans.

Zhao Caixia brought a lot of red beans from home to cook porridge for Kong Yumei. She grew them herself. Since they were not sprayed with pesticides, there were a lot of insects. What Kong Yumei has to do now is to grow these beans. Pick out all the bugs.

At the beginning, the two little guys were very excited and competed with each other to see who could pick out more bad beans, but soon they realized something was wrong.

This game is not fun at all.

Nuannuan's butt began to twist like nails.

Xiao Ma Yuan was patient and carefully observed each bean and formed a pattern in her mind. However, Nuan Nuan kept moving around, causing the beans to roll. In the end, she was tired of observing and did not see as much as Nuan Nuan.

After a while, Nuannuan finally couldn't help but no longer wanted to play, but she was also smart and felt that it was not good to say so directly.

So she said: "Grandma, I'm thirsty and I want to drink water."

Kong Yumei also noticed something, but she didn't force it on her, so she smiled and said: "The water is on the table, you can drink it yourself."

When Nuannuan heard this, she immediately ran away.

Seeing Nuannuan return to the house, Kong Yumei said to Xiao Mayuan, "You should go drink some water too."

Xiao Ma Yuan nodded and followed Nuan Nuan back into the house. But when she entered the house, she found that Nuan Nuan did not drink water, but was lying on the edge of the table looking at something.

Xiao Ma Yuan walked over and discovered that Nuan Nuan had a few worm-infested beans in her hand just now. She put them into the cup and they were floating on the water glass. Nuan Nuan shook the cup to make the beans rise and fall. , having a great time playing with myself.

Xiao Mayuan seemed to have thought of something, turned around and ran outside the house.

Kong Yumei was surprised at first why Xiao Mayuan was back, but when she finished what she said, she was stunned.

Then he smiled and said: "Why didn't I think of that? You are still smart."

"Hi, hi, hi..."

(End of this chapter)