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Chapter 234
"Great Master of Miracles, Mr. Merlin Hermes, aren't you caught in the wind and cold?" As soon as Su Lin entered the house he rented last year, he saw Klein playing the video again.

The other party obviously didn't expect Su Lin and Zhong Li to enter his room at this time, but with the faceless man controlling the expression on his face, there was only a hint of surprise in his eyes.

In a slightly messy room, bags of potato chips and snacks were scattered, and a man with black hair and brown eyes was lazily slumped on the sofa, playing Zelda 2: Tears of Kingdoms with a projected Pro controller in his hand .

It can be seen that after placing an order and buying it, this guy returned the product intact and started prostitution for nothing.

There is a bucket of strawberry-flavored Haagen-Dazs on the coffee table in front of the table. The air conditioner in the room is 19 degrees Celsius, which is in stark contrast to the scorching sunlight outside the window.

"You really have the guts to say it..." Klein didn't feel guilty about being caught for touching a fish, he threw down the handle and asked, "What are those blind dates you arranged for me?"

"I see that everyone in the group has companions, but you are exhausted all day long and you are still single, what's wrong with helping you contact a few blind dates?" Su Lin counted with his fingers, "No, this is how many you are So the blind date is over? Could it be that Arrods was exposed?"

"Arrods said he was forced." Klein took a deep breath of the fat mansion's happy water, and described his absurd life in the past few days with a pair of decadent dead fish eyes and those snack residues, "But I feel that he is smiling very much. happy."

Because it was too outrageous, and there might even be an angel from the path of fate involved, Klein sneaked into this universe where even Amon couldn't catch up before he realized something was wrong.

Su Lin, a bastard who doesn't think it's a big deal, privately sent Audrey, Miss Sharron, Forsi, and Lieutenant General Bingshan with the reason that "Klein is polluted and his human nature is unstable, so he needs to awaken his deep emotions." A strategy commission.

It was terrible, and Bernadette was involved. She obviously knew that this was just for the fun of the other party, but in order to repay the other party's kindness, she chose to participate in it.

He said why there was murderous intent in the eyes of Roselle who was passing by on the street that day.
In return for Su Lin's extraordinary characteristics, please ask these women to accompany him to spend a beautiful day. There is no need to do anything, just encounters, shopping, dances...

In short, find a way to impress him.

Under Klein's threat to never call Adros again, Arrods confessed everything.

【A Chinese Ghost Story Route】

【Rich and Hungry Route】

【Literary Pirate Route】

【Fishing master route】

After Adros shook out these strange arrangements, he even spit out a script of "Mystery of the Day".

"Wechat received two yuan."

The phone on Klein's desk beeped.

"Interesting." Su Lin picked up his phone and scanned the QR code in front of Klein's refrigerator to pay, and took out two old popsicles, "I'm curious that Arrods will be exposed?"

In order to repay Klein's deep friendship for dragging his historical projection into the abyss, Su Lin deliberately came up with this script immediately after cutting off the connection between the historical projection and the ontology.

"It's Miss Magician. Forsi, who has always seen me wanting to run away immediately, behaved too abnormally." Klein took out a price list, which stated '1.5 yuan for old popsicles', and he pointed to the payment code. , said: "I threatened her a little bit, and she recruited everything."

"Cut, you shouldn't have counted on this salted fish." Su Lin remembered that he was bewitched back then. No, it took him a long time to seduce this guy before he agreed, but he didn't expect it to be the guy who thundered the fastest.

Miss Justice didn't ask any more questions, she just thought it was very interesting and had Extraordinary characteristics to take.

Ms. Sharron's side is even simpler. She also didn't know about it, and just took it as a coincidence.

What Miss Messenger 'Reinette Tinekerr' said at that time is still fresh in Su Lin's memory.

'Only.one.is enough? '

'Sharon is free to participate'

'Just. One. Month? '

It would be impossible for Su Lin to be dealt with directly like this, the other party made it clear that he wanted to hit him directly.

"I am still in competition with Amon..." Klein paused, "Maybe it will attract his attention."

Klein worried that getting along with these acquaintances would cause unnecessary trouble.

Su Lin burned the price list, handed an old popsicle to Zhong Li, and said:
"Don't worry, Anduin is very pleased with this matter, I let him deceive the main body to other places."

"I went to the area where you had a blind date to the Seven Gods, oh, now it's the Six Gods who say hello, and even an Amon can't get in."

Su Lin looked as if he hated iron and steel, making Klein want to take out his revolver and shoot him, if it wasn't for the fact that the other party had a good relationship with him and he couldn't beat this guy.
"They will cooperate with you? No... They will definitely cooperate with you... You bastard actually went to the righteous god to do such a boring thing." Klein felt his tooth root aching.

This guy can do whatever he wants in their world now, no matter whether it is the righteous gods or the outer gods, they dare not provoke him, for fear that he will make another unpredictable action sometime.

Such a privilege to be wasted on such a boring thing...

"Why not?" Su Lin sneered, "It's useless to give you a chance. It's fine now. Play video games alone at home, tsk."

"First of all, you are also single." Klein corrected:
"Secondly, I think this thing should just go with the flow."

"Twisted melons are not sweet, and the relationship between me and them is just colleagues and acquaintances, and this relationship should not change in my life"

"Have you watched the episode?" Su Lin asked suddenly.Klein was interrupted.

"What?" Klein asked puzzled.

"Fanwai, your Fanwai is in modern times." Su Lin said.

"Is there such a thing?" Klein was taken aback for a moment, "Wait, what does what we're talking about have anything to do with the episode?"

Su Lin: "You and Sharon's stock prices soared outside the episode."

Klein was dazed, and immediately picked up his phone and clicked into the official fan group to ask a question.

Book friend A: 'You don't even know this?Fake fans. '

Book friend B: "Xiao Ke, a straight man, was in the same room with Sharon and let others watch A Chinese Ghost Story all night, and slept in bed all night by himself, bah. '
Book friend C: 'I don't care!The world needs justice! '

Book friend D: "My cassava is the heroine!" '

Book friend B: "Isn't the real heroine Xiao Ke himself?"After all she drank the assassin potion..'

Book friend F: '+1'

Klein was silent for a few seconds, his body tensed up slightly as he watched the news flashing across above, and then he thought, "What kind of side story is not a feature film, how can things that haven't happened be counted, how can things between friends be counted Straight men” these words.

Well, Klein chose to skip this topic, and let him pass the past. This matter was successfully uncovered by the great detective Sherlock Moritia through Su Lin's conspiracy through clues.

"Where are you going?" Klein asked, looking at Su Lin and then at Zhongli and Yufeng.

"Zhongli is planning to go back to Tivat. Before he leaves, take this brat for a stroll." Su Lin flicked the hidden Xianyuan, and his crisp voice jingled.

"You are the brat." Yufeng said viciously: "Sect Master Dog returned my account! My fans are still waiting for me! I promised to take her on the road!"

The other party is the only one who has maintained incomparable respect for him, Mr. Yufeng, during this period of time.
He said that my brother Yufeng is invincible in the world, and that my brother Yufeng has the appearance of a great emperor, which made Yufeng so happy that he forgot the pain of being bullied by the big villain Su Lin during the day.

On that day, Yufeng promised that he would take the other party on the road when the calamity is over in the future.

But now Su Lin has messed with him, this is making him a man who doesn't believe what he says, Emperor Yufeng!

"You really dare to say it!" Su Lin pulled out the hanger with a half smile, and the other party was so frightened that he arched into Zhongli's arms.

Klein has a weird face. I haven't seen him for a week. Why do you feel that this little guy looks crooked and is more modern than him?

And
"Do you want to go together? It may be good for your 'wind chill'." Su Lin teased, "After Zhongli returns, you will come to teach this brat."

The course content arranged for Klein is actually very simple, after all, his system is different.

The introductory course is to open the mythical creature form. It is enough for the students to look directly at him during the class, and then clean up the pollution of the other party when the students are about to lose control.

The full name of the course is 'Wilderness Survival - Madness and Twist':
By allowing students to gradually adapt to the 'restraining teacher', increase students' resistance, and exercise students' coping ability through contact, so that students can deal with different enemies in the world rich in ecological species-provided that students will not Go crazy yourself first.

"Okay." Klein shrugged. Strictly speaking, he is the physical education teacher. Since Su Lin, the head teacher, said that the physical education teacher recovered from his illness, he should be cured.

Rongcheng.

The horns of cars and the noise of pedestrians all over the street turned the already crowded street into a tumbling pot of porridge.

"Although it's a business district and it's the weekend, isn't there too many people today?" Su Lin looked around, and the crowd came out from the subway entrance, the shopping mall, and the shops on the side of the road. Enter the flow of people.

"It seems to be some kind of festival." Zhongli said softly, and Yufeng in his arms looked curiously at this city dominated by reinforced concrete buildings.

Pedestrians passing by are dressed in all kinds of clothes, some are fancy, some are simple, and some are maverick.

Of course, most of these people were couples of a man and a woman. Many people would turn their attention to this side when they passed by Su Lin and his party.

After all, they all belong to the good-looking type, and holding a child in their arms is even more eye-catching.

Su Lin saw a few Hanfu girls selling flowers at the entrance of the shopping mall, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he said, "Today is May 5th, but I went shopping with two big men holding a brat in my arms."

Fortunately, Klein was also involved, otherwise the scene would be extremely embarrassing.
"I've never been interested in business festivals that don't have statutory holidays." Klein recalled his previous IT career. His company worked overtime and paid at least three times the salary. "Also, you should reflect on why you and Let's go out together."

Zhong Li raised his chin with his thumb and said, "Is May 5th a special festival in this world?"

"Internet Valentine's Day, tsk, one Valentine's Day is not enough, so I came up with something like this." Su Lin pretended to touch something from his bag, but actually took out a bottle of fire magic dye, "Do you want to call Zhang Chulan?"

"Why?" Klein was puzzled: "Bachelor team building?"

"Forget it." In the end, Su Lin still didn't become the god of the FFF group. It's too much fun, and there must be a limit to his work.

A group of people strolled from Chenghua Avenue to Erxian Bridge, because Yufeng was tired of shopping, and then went to Shanghai from Erxian Bridge.

In a hidden corner, several people returned to their original appearance.

"Don't you need to hide it?" Klein turned his head and asked Su Lin. Although the group of them had changed their appearance, they had just flashed from Erxianqiao to the Demon City in full view.

"Anyway, it's no secret that there are immortal cultivators in this world." Su Lin pointed to the very strong mouse symbol of the Ministry of Justice in front of him and said, "Child, just throw it here."

"Playground." Zhongli raised his chin with his thumb and said, "It's not bad to experience it."

"Childish, do you want to please me with this kind of thing that fools mortal children?" Yufeng folded his hands in disdain, and turned his head aside.

Su Lin smiled and said, "In terms of universal rationality, it's true."

Seeing that it was rare for Su Lin to be so knowledgeable about current affairs, Yu Feng said with a smile, "It's good that you know."

A moment later
Su Lin, Zhongli, and Klein got on the indoor space roller coaster, each holding an ice cream in their hands, leaving Yufeng where he was.

Amidst the twitching corners of the security inspector's eyes and Yufeng's stunned expression, Su Lin waved his hand and said:
"A bit childish for kids, but just right for adults."

Klein nodded and said, "Stay here and don't move around."

Su Lin: "Wuhu~~~!"

Yufeng just watched them go farther and farther with the roller coaster until they disappeared in front of his eyes, he hesitated to speak, his little face was full of grievances.

The security inspector shook his head. The future of this child with such parents is really miserable. Are you really not afraid that the traffickers will abduct this child?
"Spiritual roots are born on their own, Zhong Tiandi's spirit is beautiful, and the beauty of mountains and rivers is contained!" A familiar exclamation came from the side, "There is such a good seedling at this time!?"

Yufeng stopped his aggrieved expression and turned his head to see that Su Lin was holding a girl's hand, followed by a girl with the same appearance.

He took out a lollipop from his pocket, squatted down and said to Yufeng with a smile, "Little brother, do you want to learn how to cultivate immortals from Da Gege~"

The security inspector widened his eyes, looking at the person squatting in front of Yufeng for a while, and then turned his head to look at the dark tunnel, his eyes were full of surprise.

Luo Shengying also asked curiously: "Little brother, where are your parents? Why are you here alone?"

Yufeng's eyeballs rolled and he didn't know what he was thinking. He suddenly smiled and shouted to Su Toni: "Papa~~."

(End of this chapter)