After picking up the boss, my vest fell off

Chapter 67 Calculation
"Brother Hu, I'm Lu Zhenjia from the next village." Lu Zhenjia squinted his triangular eyes, and smiled at Fool Hu with an extraordinarily calculating look.

"Lu Zhen's family? The name sounds familiar." Fool Hu frowned, wondering where he had heard this name before, "You are not from our village."

Lu Zhenjiaxin said, didn't I just tell you that I'm from the next village?
But he still smiled and said, "Yes, I'm from Hexing Village next door. It sounds familiar to you, probably because your mother mentioned Lu Zhenguo and Lu Youxi?"

"Yes, I heard that your names are so similar." Mentioning Lu Youxi, Hu fool said unhappily, "I heard that she married someone else."

"That's right, she didn't want to marry you, so she randomly asked someone named Xu Mai from our village to get the certificate." Lu Zhenjia said.

"Huh? Didn't she like to get married?" Foolish Hu was still eating potato chips, but he couldn't eat anymore after hearing this, "Don't you like me?"

"Yeah, she's still talking about you in the village, but she just doesn't like you. She said you were old, said you..." Lu Zhen's family faltered, and carefully observed the mood of fool Hu.

Fool Hu stared, and said displeasedly, "Are you saying I'm stupid?"

Although people didn't call him face to face, he actually knew that they called him fool behind his back!
Lu Zhenjia nodded, and quickly cleared himself up, "I didn't say it, it was Lu Youxi who said it everywhere. I just don't deserve it for you, and she, Lu Youxi, is not a great person. Father doesn't love mother or mother at home, grandpa Grandma also dislikes her. Your mother is so kind to her, saying that she will marry her, treat her as her own daughter, and even give her a lot of bride price, but she is not willing."

"That Xu Mai, who has only been in the village for [-] days, knows how well he knows Lu Youxi? Besides, even if the two are really close, wouldn't her parents know? But this time, her parents really don't know anything. You know, she kept it from everyone in the family. When your parents went to her house to propose marriage, she suddenly took Xu Mai home and told the family that they had received the certificate, and it was just received that morning. It was not intentional What is it to humiliate your family? To put it bluntly, it is..."

"Just look down on me!" Fool Hu squeezed the bag of potato chips angrily, crushed the potato chips inside, and threw the potato chips on the ground.

A lot of broken potato chips fell out of the bag and spilled on the ground.

Puzzled, Fool Hu stamped on the bag of potato chips vigorously, making a rustling sound under his feet.

"I don't think they are really married, so Xu Mai is Lu Youxi's shield." Lu Zhen's family approached Fool Hu, "I heard that they have been sleeping in separate rooms."

"You know all this?" Fool Hu stopped stomping.

Of course Lu Zhen's family didn't know, but he still said to Fool Hu like this: "I'm her uncle, can I not know?"

"You don't know about her sudden acquisition of the certificate." Fool Hu said harshly.

Lu Zhenjia: "..."

Why didn't I see you have such a good memory just now?

"She deliberately kept it a secret that time, even her parents didn't know, I don't know it's normal. But this time, everyone in my family knows." Lu Zhenjia opened his eyes and talked nonsense.

"Damn her!" Fool Hu showed a fierce look on his face, and squeezed out these three words viciously from between his teeth.

Lu Zhenjia looked around and saw no one around, so he grabbed fool Hu's arm again.

"What are you doing!" Fool Hu was very vigilant, trying to shake off Lu Zhenjia's hand.

Lu Zhenjia: "..."

This unlucky thing!

"Tell you a little secret! Didn't you say that Lu Youxi should die? I know how to get back at her!" Lu Zhenjia whispered.

"How to get revenge?" Fool Hu asked curiously.

"Are you 26 years old this year?" Lu Zhenjia smiled maliciously.

"Hmm." Fool Hu nodded.

"The men in the villages near us are all married at your age." Lu Zhen's family whispered, "And they even have children, and you don't have a wife yet. Your parents finally told you a Daughter-in-law, she would rather get a certificate with a man of unknown origin whom she has only known for twenty days than seek you. As a man, how can she be looked down upon by a woman?"

"We're not in the city here. If something happens to a woman, everyone knows about it, so she shouldn't be a human being." Lu Zhen's family lowered their voice again, "You just...hehe..."

"What are you talking about? What do I want?" Fool Hu asked with a puzzled expression.

Lu Zhenjia thought that this is really a fool, he has said it so clearly, but fool Hu still hasn't understood it.

Lu Zhenjia was helpless, thinking that the other party was still a fool after all, and he couldn't ask him with the IQ of a normal person.

Isn't it because he is a fool that he is easy to fool?
Lu Zhenjia was patient, and simply whispered: "I can explain it clearly to you, but the answer is that you have to promise me, you can't say it outside, and you can't say that I told you."

Fool Hu glanced at him, thought for a while, and said, "Okay, I promise you."

Lu Zhenjia was worried, and stretched out his hand again, "Let's pull the hook!"

Stupid Hu: "..."

Who is the fool between them?

He's long since quit pulling hooks.

But in order to reassure Lu Zhen's family, Hu fool still stretched out his little finger, "Okay, pull the hook."

After the two of them pulled the hook, Lu Zhenjia said: "Just go and put Lu Youxi to sleep."

Fool Hu blinked, not understanding, "Sleep? How to sleep? Shall I go to sleep with her?"

"Oh, poor." Lu Zhen's family shook his head in shock, and understood what fool Hu said to sleep, then it was really a simple sleep, "Your parents didn't even tell you this, so why are you looking for a wife? Find a wife, can you do it?"

"What on earth do you mean!" Fool Hu was anxious.

Lu Zhen's family checked again and again that no one was there, and then took out a USB flash drive from his clothes, "Do you have a computer at home?"

Fool Hu nodded. His parents spoiled him and bought him a computer to play games when he was free.

"Here, take a look at this." Lu Zhen's family handed the U disk to Fool Hu, "That's what I mean by sleeping."

"You are also a 26-year-old man, how come you haven't tasted a woman yet?" Lu Zhenjia laughed and said, "Let me tell you, after you taste it, you won't be able to quit."

Fool Hu looked down at the USB flash drive in his hand, looking thoughtful.

Lu Zhen's family then said: "So what if Lu Youxi and Xu Mai get the certificate? It doesn't have to be true. Even if it is true, if you put Lu Youxi to sleep, she is dirty, Xu Mai can still want her?"

"If I do this, won't I be arrested?" Fool Hu said with a frown.

Lu Zhenjia thought that this idiot was not stupid enough, so he said foolishly: "Your situation is different, you are disabled..."

(End of this chapter)