Nine Zero, the cannon fodder wife of the paranoid boss is reborn

Er Lu replied straightforwardly: "Men and women are not in love with each other. A single woman, without permission, breaks into the home of a single man who is not married to her. It is inconsistent with reason, emotional and law.

"Illegal intrusion into other people's residences is an illegal and criminal act of a heinous nature. According to the criminal law of our country, the crime of trespassing on a private residence can range from a fine to a fixed-term imprisonment of less than three years or criminal detention..."

Every time Er Lu uttered a word, the expectation in Xiao Cheng's eyes was extinguished by a fraction until it was completely extinguished.

Return to the abyss of peace and loneliness.

There is no explanation, the ferris wheel is monitored.

The identity background in Erlu's database is Bailu's identity background, and the same goes for family information.

Therefore, whenever illegal and criminal acts occur in Erlu's sensing area, Erlu will make corresponding reminders.

It also lists in detail the nature of the violation and the handling of the crime.

To put it bluntly, Er Lu only has a one-sided personality given by the system, without human emotions, without Bai Lu's true character, and without Bai Lu's true emotions.

There is no joy, anger, sorrow or joy.

Not to mention, jealousy or something.

Impossible, totally non-existent.

But Erlu will propose countermeasures to Xiao Cheng according to the actual situation, for example, guarding the house with the beast.

"Have Xiaotian and Xiaozhu arrived yet?"

Ever since, when the chief technology officer and the leader of the dark world reported to Xiao Cheng the progress of the production of Megatron and Optimus Prime, and asked about the demand for weapons, Er Lu overheard them.

Er Lu asked Xiao Cheng about the progress bar every day.

It can be seen that Er Lu likes Megatron and Optimus Prime very much.

In other words, Bai Lu likes Megatron and Optimus Prime very much.

A gleam of light rose again from the bottom of Xiao Cheng's dim eyes, and his tone was soft: "I'll be there tomorrow."

Erlu herself has no emotions, but she can use the system to recognize human facial expressions, detect voice tone, and infer human emotions based on big data.

Sensing Xiao Cheng's happy mood, Er Lu was also happy: "Xiao Cheng is a very good person."

"Make me Megatron and Optimus Prime."

Xiao Cheng doesn't play Internet memes, he doesn't know that "a good man" has hidden meanings, and he thinks that Er Lu is praising him.

The next day, as soon as the house-guarding monsters jointly produced by the Xiao Group's science and technology R&D department and Anbu arrived, Xiao Cheng opened the door and let Erlu watch Megatron and Optimus Prime's transformation process with his own eyes.

Both Megatron and Optimus Prime are ten meters tall.

After transforming, stand in the lobby of the living room, above the shoulders and head, and go straight to the second floor.

After Erlu saw it, she immediately broke out the little idea that Bailu was talking to herself in the Transformers base video.

"I want to sit on Xiaotian and Xiaozhu's shoulders and watch the scenery."

Bai Lu covered her face.

Sitting on the shoulders of Megatron and Optimus Prime and looking at the scenery, it was her little dream that was most inconsistent with Zhishu Dali's character image and the most daring when she grew up.

When I was a child, I sat on my father's shoulders and watched the scenery.

When I grow up, I want to sit on the shoulders of Transformers and watch the scenery, just because it is safe and reliable.

Bai Lu feels ashamed that Er Lu ruthlessly exposed her anti-lady personality in front of Xiao Cheng.

His face was burning hot.

However, Xiao Cheng felt happy because he finally discovered Bai Lu's first hobby, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

Ruthlessly hit Erlu: "You are not human."

"Without a body, you can't sit."

Erlu's brain froze immediately.

I don't know how to refute Xiao Cheng's words.

Er Lu is just a projection of Bai Lu, and it will disappear when the holographic projection equipment is turned off.

Not a single trace will be left in this world, let alone a human body.

Want to sit on the shoulders of Megatron and Optimus Prime, dream it.

Bai Lu was helpless and funny.

It seems that Xiao Cheng is not obsessed with Er Lu and cannot extricate himself from it. He knows from the beginning to the end that Er Lu is just a virtual character, and Bai Lu outside is a real person.

The technical officer is upgrading Erlu's system, and I don't know what clever function program was triggered.

Erlu directly said to Xiao Cheng: "Put me in Xiaotian's body, and I can take care of the nursing home."

Xiao Cheng pretended to show a thoughtful expression.

After a while, let Anming input the usage of guns and ammunition to Erlu, and connect the operating systems of Megatron and Optimus Prime and the security system of the entire manor to Erlu's main system to meet Erlu's requirements.

Anyone who trespasses on the manor will be shot or killed.

Those who carry weapons, regardless of their severity, are shot and bombed, leaving no bones behind...

When these operational information related to illegal crimes appeared in Erlu's system, and red alarms sounded frequently, Erlu's CPU was about to burn out!
"Xiao Cheng, homicide is an illegal and criminal act. Quickly tell Anming and Wei Zhiyong to stop the operating system. Breaking into a private house is not a capital crime. It is a minor or serious crime based on the nature of the intrusion. Sentences are based on national laws and regulations. Ordinary citizens have no rights." lynching..."

Xiao Cheng responded with "Yes", indicating that he understood.

Anming and Wei Zhiyong, the technical officer, also responded "Okay, I understand" at the same time and continued to operate.

Erlu's CPU burned up: "Xiao Cheng, it's wrong for you to do this."

Xiao Cheng: "Yes."

Er Lu: "Tell them to stop quickly."

Xiao Cheng glanced at Anming and Wei Zhiyong.

Anming and Wei Zhiyong are done, they nodded and stopped at the same time: "Okay."

Er Lu watched An Ming and Wei Zhiyong accept the reward and retreat, and the system that had been successfully upgraded immediately popped up the anger in the joy, anger, sorrow and joy program.

"Xiao Cheng!"

Xiao Cheng put down the remote control that closed the gate of the main house, and raised his eyes slightly: "Do you still want to sit on Xiaotian's shoulder?"

Erlu Yili's lawful bombardment stopped immediately.

As soon as the happy-looking program popped up, it was defeated by the sad fact: "I don't have a body."

Xiao Cheng laughed silently.

Without saying anything, he went back to the room and moved out the holographic projection device, adjusting its orientation.

Bian said to Erlu, "Close your eyes first."

After all, it is her own system and subject being manipulated, and Er Lu knows what Xiao Cheng is doing.

"Are you trying to turn me off?"

Xiao Cheng didn't answer, just said: "Don't want to sit?"

Er Lu wants to say that it doesn’t matter whether she closes her eyes or not, and she disappears when she turns off the device, and she can’t see anything.

But when he touched the tall and mighty figures of Megatron and Optimus Prime in his sight area, he instinctively closed his eyes immediately.

In an instant.

The lights go out and Erlu disappears.

All the doors and windows of the main house automatically lowered the curtains, all the lights went out, and there was no light in the whole main house.

In the dark night, you can't see your fingers.

When a little red light came on again, the entire lobby was filled with stars all over the sky, shining brightly in all directions.

The entire main house forms a world by itself, a dark night by itself, and a brilliant and boundless galaxy universe by itself.

When Er Lu reappeared, her floating feet had already stepped on the shoulders of the tall and mighty Megatron.

Hands can pick the stars, hold the sun and the moon.

The surprise and happiness program started, and Erlu showed a bright smile on his expressionless face.

It is exactly the same as Bai Lu's sunny smiling face.

"Wow~ so beautiful!"

"The stars are so beautiful, Xiaotian's shoulders are so big and broad, I like it very much, thank you Xiao Cheng!"

Erlu didn't have a sitting posture, she just stood floating, but at this moment, she was happier than sitting on Megatron's shoulders.

Because in the system, Bai Lu's dream was illuminated, which triggered a very pleasant surprise.

"Hahahaha!"

"Ahahahaha—"

The corners of Xiao Cheng's raised mouth froze immediately, and he reminded Er Lu with a black face: "She can't smile like that."

A warm reminder.

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, little cuties~

Ninety is coming to an end.

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