Chapter 56 Acting, Be Serious!
Madam Bone lifted into the sky, and in the cloud, she took out the script and read:

"I only heard about his tricks, and today's words are indeed true. That Sanzang no longer recognizes me, and he is going to eat. If he lowers his head and smells it, I will catch it, but he is not mine anymore?
Unexpectedly, he came over and broke my trick, and was almost beaten by him.If this monk is spared, it is indeed a waste of effort, and I will go down and play with him. "

Ding Maoshen said with a smile: "This bone monster is reading opera again."

Ding Sishen looked at the prestige and said with a smile: "Who would have thought that now that the goblins are robbing, there must be some scripts first."

God Jiachen waved his hand: "This script must have been written by Guanyin Bodhisattva, it is well-written, others are not so sour!"

"Written by Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

"Sure, Jin Chanzi has to go through nine, nine, and 81 difficulties in his journey to the west. It doesn't matter if there is one more difficulty or one less difficulty. Guanyin Bodhisattva must write the script in advance."

"Hey, it's hard for her..." Jiashen muttered, "I heard that the online literature market is not very good now!"

The 12 Ding and Jiashen were chatting, and the eighteen guardians came to change shifts.

Ding Maoshen hurriedly greeted: "Let's go to the theater together!"

Meiyinjialan and Fanyinjialan were in the first place. Seeing Liuding Liujia looking down happily, he became curious and looked down too.

I saw Mrs. Bone putting away the script, shaking off the dark clouds, and at the foot of the hill in front of her, transformed herself into an old woman in her eighties, holding a bent bamboo stick, crying step by step:

"Daughter... where have you been... why don't you go home..."

When Bajie saw it, he knew that the second scene had started, and said loudly: "Master! It's not good! The old mother is here to find someone!"

Sanzang understood, hesitantly said: "Who are you looking for?"

Bajie said: "It must be his daughter who Sun Houzi killed. This must be his mother. I'm looking for the future."

The daughter, the king, was very satisfied when she saw that these people were becoming more and more decent, and said: "Brother, don't talk nonsense! That woman, this old woman is 80 years old, why is she still giving birth in her 60s? It is definitely a fake, wait for the grandson to go It seems."

She took a step forward and walked closer to watch, only to see a mother-in-law, her temples were like ice and snow.Walking slowly, walking timidly, frail and thin, with lotus leaf folds all over his face.

The daughter king was very satisfied with her transformation technique, and said in her heart: "Xiaobai has practiced 72 transformations a lot on weekdays, so it's not in vain for me to teach her one!"

According to the requirements of the script, she did not argue, and hit the head with a stick.

When Mrs. Bone saw the stick rising, she immediately transformed into a soul, shed her real body and left a fake corpse under the mountain road.

When Sanzang saw it, he thought to himself, "The second match is a bit hasty!"

Thinking of his part, he pretended to get off the horse in shock, let alone said the "Tightening Curse":
"A lama came from the south, holding a five-jin tama in his hand, and a dumb man came from the north, with a horn in his waist..."

Read it upside down twenty times.

When the daughter king saw it, she rolled over and begged, "Master, stop reading!"

Seeing him in the sky, Ding Maoshen pointed and laughed: "This monkey is good at acting!"

In the distance, Shunfeng heard it, covered his ears, and cursed: "This curse is too serious, Tang Sanzang is so disrespectful!"

On the ground, Sanzang saw his daughter king rolling over, and said, "Get up and say something! Your clothes are all dirty!"

The daughter king didn't get up either, and she didn't care if she was covered in dirt, and said, "Master, don't read it! She is a goblin!"

Seeing her dedication, Sanzang refused to let her get up, and said: "This monkey is talking nonsense! Where did all these monsters come from! You are a person who has no intention of doing good, but a person who intends to do evil, you go!"

Daughter King shook her head exaggeratedly, and said loudly: "Master told me to go again, and I went back when I went back, but there was one thing that didn't respond."

Sanzang also shook his head exaggeratedly, and said, "What's wrong with you?"

Bajie stretched out the big pig's head and said, "Master, he wants to share the luggage with you."

When the daughter king heard the words, she grabbed the pig's ears and jumped violently: "You long-mouthed bastard! Old Sun has always taught monks, and he has no jealousy or greed. Why do you want to divide your luggage?"

Sanzang paralyzed his hands: "You are not jealous, why don't you go?"

The daughter king also paralyzed her hands, shook her sleeves and said, "To tell you the truth, Master said that when Lao Sun was performing his hero in the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave 500 years ago, he had [-] monsters under his command. He wears a purple and gold crown, wears an ocher-yellow robe, a blue field belt around his waist, and cloud shoes on his feet.

I have become an apprentice with you, and if I put this tight band on my head, if I go back, it will be difficult to see people from my hometown.

If Master doesn't want me, just recite the mantra on the loose hoop, take off this hoop, give it to you, put it on Bajie's head, and I will happily respond! "

Bajie shook his head after hearing this: "Don't change the script indiscriminately, I don't want this thing!"

Sanzang narrowed his eyes, raised his head, cupped his hands towards the south, and said, "That day the Bodhisattva bestowed a mantra of tightening the hoop, but there was no mantra of loosening the hoop."

The daughter king said: "If there is no "Songguer Curse", you still take me for a walk."

Sanzang said succinctly: "Good!"

The daughter king said: "Brother Yu must teach me not to act violently again!"

Sanzang had no choice but to say, "In the future, we must not act violently again!"

The daughter king said succinctly: "Good!"

In the sky, Liu Ding Liujia and eighteen protectors had already set up a tea table, discussing while drinking: "The acting is much more natural than before."

"Hmm, the main reason is that there are fewer lines!"

"Stop talking, keep watching!"

"Miaoyin Jialan, don't stand up, block me..."

At the end of the second round, Ba Jie served San Zang on his horse and cut the road ahead.

In front, Mrs. Bone flew into the air, holding the script, and recited dutifully:

"What a monkey king, Zhuo Ran has eyes! I have changed like that, and he still recognizes me. These monks go fast. If they pass this mountain and go down forty miles to the west, they will not be under my control. If they are taken by other places The demon took it away, and Hao Dao laughed at him and broke his own heart, and I went down to play with him."

After saying that, she shrugged against the wind and transformed herself at the foot of the hillside into an old man with white hair and gray beard, leaning on a dragon's crutch, holding a number of beads in her hand, reciting Namo Sutra, and slowly walked up to Sanzang and his party.

Sanzang saw him right away, and thought to himself, "This Mrs. Bai is so impatient! The third scene will start so soon!"

Seeing the old man approaching, he praised: "Amitabha! The west is a blessed place! The old man is so old, he can still recite scriptures when he walks."

Bajie said: "Master, don't praise, that is the root of disaster."

Sanzang asked, "What is the root of the disaster?"

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey killed his daughter and his mother-in-law. This is exactly what his old man is looking for. If we bump into his arms, master, you will pay for your life. You should be punished with death." ;Take the old pig as his follower, and ask him to be exiled; Wujing ordered, and asked about his position; the monkey escaped with an escape method, but didn't it hurt the three of us?"

The gods in the sky couldn't help touching their noses after hearing this: "Guanyin took the monkey and the pig's head as mortal people, what kind of nonsense words did they make up?"

"Yes, this is unreasonable! Which mortal county magistrate dares to sentence Marshal Tianpeng to exile..."

Below, the daughter king reached out and twisted the pig's ears, shouting: "This idiot is talking nonsense, don't scare the master!"

Sanzang also touched his nose, thinking: So I am so timid in Guanyin's heart.

The daughter king hid the stick behind her, stepped forward to meet Mrs. Bones, and shouted: "Old man, where are you going? Why are you walking and chanting again?"

Mrs. Bone replied sternly: "Old man, my ancestors lived here. All my life, I was good at fasting monks, reading scriptures and chanting Buddha. I was destined to have no children. I only gave birth to a little girl. I recruited a son-in-law. I sent food to the fields this morning. I think I met the tiger's mouth. The old man The wife came to look for it first, but she didn't return, and the old man came to look for it. If he was disabled, there was nothing he could do, he took his bones back and buried them in the tomb."

The daughter king laughed and said: "I am the ancestor of monsters, why are you trying to coax me? You can't hide it from everyone, but you can't hide it from me! I know you are a goblin!"

Mrs. Bones was speechless.

The Daughter King drew his stick and confronted her.

Everyone in the sky saw it and became interested.Ding Maoshen asked: "Guess, is it over this time?"

Ding Sishen said with a smile: "The so-called repeated and repeated, should be over."

Meiyin Jialan among the [-] protectors laughed and said, "I don't think it's so easy to finish. Shall we take a gamble at the beginning?"

Mamakaran clapped his hands: "Good idea!"

Below, the Daughter King reads her inner monologue:
"If she didn't want to kill the monster, she took the time to catch the master, but she didn't bother to save her. If she wanted to kill her, she was afraid that the master would read that spell."

She paused, and according to the incantation given by Guanyin, she summoned the local land and the local mountain god.

As soon as the land and mountain gods came out, the daughter king rejoiced: "I learned another craft!"

She said to the little fairies: "The goblin in front has come to tease my master three times, but this time he wants to kill him. You and I testify in mid-air, don't leave."

After speaking, the daughter king rushed to Mrs. Bones with a stick.

Seeing Mrs. Bone, she thought to herself, "I'm finally done, I'm bye!"

Immediately, a skeleton appeared.

Daughter King's eyes were sharp, she grabbed Xiaobai and threw him to Xiaotiandi, and then she stood still.

Sanzang was on the horse, knowing that his daughter, the king, was about to leave, he was very reluctant to say anything.

When Bajie saw it, he sighed, and said: "This poor monkey only traveled for half a day, and killed three people! Master, quickly recite the magic spell!"

Sanzang also knew that the plot could not be delayed, so he could only recite the mantra. The daughter king rushed to the horse and shouted: "Master, Mo Nian! Mo Nian! Come and see how he looks."

Sanzang covered his eyes with his hands, and exaggeratedly shouted: "Wukong, this person is dead, why did he turn into a pile of skeletons?"

The daughter king raised her leg, flicked her skirt, pointed at the skeleton and said, "She is a latent ghost. She is charming and loses her life here. After being killed by me, he will reveal her true nature. There is a line on his spine , called Mrs. Bones."

Sanzang heard the words and believed them.

When Bajie saw it, he quickly moaned next to him: "Master, the monkey's hand is heavy with a stick and beats people to death. I'm afraid you will read that and change your appearance on purpose to cover your eyes!"

Sanzang heard the words and believed them.Thinking: I am in Guanyin Bodhisattva's heart, is this IQ?

He sighed slightly, and recited the "Tightening Mantra": "If you eat grapes, you don't spit out the skins, if you don't eat grapes, you spit out the skins. If you don't want to eat grapes, you have to eat grapes without spitting out the skins..."

The daughter king couldn't help laughing, knelt down by the roadside, and only called: "Mo Nian! Mo Nian!"

The Sanzang characters are correct and round: "Monkey head! Monks who do good deeds are like grass in a spring garden, which grows every day without seeing its growth; those who do evil are like a stone sharpening a knife, which does not see its damage, but suffers losses every day.

You beat and killed three people in a row in this wilderness, but no one reported it, and there was no enemy;

If you go to a city, a place where people gather, you take that mourning stick, you don't know what to do for a while, and you beat up people randomly, causing a big disaster, how can I get out?You go back! "

Wu Jing heard this, and laughed out loud: "According to Guanyin's lines, the master doesn't think the queen beat someone to death, but he is afraid of getting a lawsuit..."

Bajie hit Wujing's lower back: "It's acting, be serious!"

The daughter king ignored them and said: "Master wronged me too. This guy is clearly a demon, she really intends to harm you. I killed him to save you from harm, but you didn't recognize it, and believed the idiot's slander, Chased me many times."

She rubbed her tears symbolically, and then said: "As the saying goes, there are only three things. If I don't go, I'm really a dirty and shameless person. I'll go and I will go! Go as you go, but you have no one under your command."

Sanzang glared at him like a diamond, and said, "This monkey is even more rude! It seems that you are only a human being, so Wu Neng and Wu Jing are not human?"

The daughter king held her forehead and made a miserable appearance:
"I worship you as my teacher. I have traveled through ancient caves, entered deep forests, hunted demons and monsters, accepted the eight precepts, gained enlightenment, and endured untold hardships. Today you are ignorant and confused, and you only teach me to go back: this That’s when all the birds are hidden, the rabbits are dead and the dogs are boiled! Come on! But it’s just that the "Tightening Curse" is added."

Sanzang said, "I won't read any more."

The daughter king said: "It's hard to say. If you can't get out of the poisonous devil's misery, and Bajie Wujing can't save you, at that time, when you think of me, you can't help but recite again. It's a hundred thousand miles, my head It hurts too; if I come to see you again, I might as well not make this intention."

Sanzang got off the saddle and asked Wujing to take out the pen and paper from the bundle. He fetched water from the stream, rubbed ink on the stone, wrote a letter of derogation, and handed it to his daughter, the king, saying:
"Monkey head! Take this as a photo, and I don't want you to be an apprentice anymore! If I meet you again, I will fall into the land of Abi!"

The daughter king quickly covered his mouth: "Brother Yu, this word has to be changed! I have to come back, I can't say go to hell!"

Sanzang was right when he thought about it, and he continued: "If I meet you again, I will... I will..."

The daughter king took the derogatory letter and said: "Master, you can marry me!"

She folded the book and kept it in her sleeve, looked at the script again, and softly said: "Master, I also had a game with you, and I was taught by the Bodhisattva. I gave up halfway today and did not achieve the result. Please sit down and accept me." I will go with peace of mind once I pray."

Knowing that the play hadn't finished yet, Sanzang turned his back and ignored him, mumbling in his mouth, "I'm a good monk, so I won't accept the courtesy of your villain!"

(End of this chapter)

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