This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 301 The underworld, block the way and scare the tricks!
Villa on the second floor.

Liu Shishi sat cross-legged on the bed, surrounded by yin energy, and above her head, there was an illusory river of blood flowing faintly.

Suddenly, the river of blood rolled back, turning into a stream of light and entering Liu Shishi's body.

The Yin Qi around him quickly dissipated.

Liu Shishi blinked her beautiful eyes, and slowly opened her eyes.

she was pale...

Ok.

As a ghost, it is reasonable to look pale.

There was a look of pain on his face.

Liu Shishi was originally at the peak level of the ghost king. After practicing the method of cultivation taught by Yueniang, she cultivated day and night.

Once a breakthrough is made, the catastrophe will come, and there must be ten deaths and no life!

It is not easy for Liu Shishi to forcibly suppress her cultivation now.

"Miss."

At this time, Xu Yang's voice came, saying: "Thank you, lady."

"When did your husband come?"

Liu Shishi looked at Xu Yang, and said with a smile: "It's just suppressing your cultivation, why bother?"

"After tonight, there is no need to suppress."

Xu Yang said: "Get ready, we will go to the underworld tonight."

One person and one ghost went downstairs.

Liu Shishi said: "Husband, let me prepare some food... I don't know the eating habits of the underworld, I'm afraid you won't be used to it."

"Alright."

Xu Yang took out a storage ring and said, "Bring more... But at this point, I don't know if there are any stores open."

"Husband, don't worry, we know the proprietress of the supermarket outside the community, just give her a call."

Anyway, nothing to do.

Every woman wants to experience the fun of "shopping".

Xu Yang said: "Alright then, I'll wait for you at the funeral shop."

He went out together, got in the car and walked to the funeral shop, calling Wang Defa on the way.

Wang Defa was learning English with a blond girl in a hotel at the moment. Hearing this, he was shocked and said, "When are you leaving?"

Xu Yang: "An hour later."

"Okay, see you in an hour."

After hanging up the phone, Xu Yang called Li Yuanchang who was in the Longevity Palace in Xishan.

"Uncle Master, are you looking for Master?"

"The master is not in the Dao Palace, he went to visit an old friend."

"Ok."

When the old man came up this time, he really let himself go.

He was a Taoist priest before he was alive, and most of his old friends were also Taoist priests. Why do you go to visit a group of old Taoist priests all day long?
It seems that I have to send the old man a decree from the Yin God or a document from the Yin official, at least his identity will look better.

Thinking in this way, Xu Yang said: "When the old man comes back, tell him that I have something important to go to the Yincao Difu, and I will be back on the first day of August at the latest... By the way, you can arrange for a disciple to come Wu Cheng, I have some yin decrees and yin official documents here, after taking them back, if you meet suitable ghosts, you can order a few to guard around our West Mountain Longevity Palace."

hang up the phone.

Xu Yang called Wang Lin again.

soon.

The call is connected.

A burst of loud music sounded in my ears, and Wang Lin shouted on the other end of the phone: "Hey, Master Xu... is here, I'm with Seventh Master and Eighth Master!"

"Seventh Master and Eighth Master have just come to the world, and I'm cleaning them up."

Faintly, Xu Yang seemed to hear a woman's voice.

no doubt.

This is not very serious.

Xu Yang said: "Ask the seventh and eighth masters for me, they say that I'm going to the underworld, do you have anything for me to bring?"

"Hold on."

Wang Lin said something, as if to ask about the impermanence of black and white.

After more than ten seconds, he said: "Seventh Master and Eighth Master said that the world is wonderful!"

Xu Yang: "..."

What I'm asking is if there is anything you want me to bring to Mr. Cuifu, okay?

What does it mean that you are too good in the world?
Come to the funeral shop.

After waiting for about 30 minutes, Liu Shishi and other women all came.

Xu Yang: "All ready?"

Yunmengxi: "Hey...we cleared out all the snacks, beverages, drinks, cigarettes and daily necessities in that supermarket."

Xu Yang was shocked: "Why do you buy so many things?"

"What if it works?"

Yunmengxi said: "Many things in the world are not available in the underworld, and they will definitely be useful in the underworld."

I bought everything.

Of course you have to bring it.

Anyway, it is very convenient to put it in the storage ring.

Around 11:30, Ma Long came.

Seeing him alone, Xu Yang asked in surprise, "Where's your master?"

Ma Long: "My master has gone to learn English and will be here soon."

Xu Yang was even more puzzled: "Isn't Uncle Wang going back to the underworld to compete for the position of judge in the dead city? He hasn't learned English for 600 years in the world, why is he learning English now?"

Ma Long showed a "you know" smile.

Xu Yang was stunned, and couldn't help but said: "Our Wucheng... and foreign ones?"

"How can there be foreign countries in a small place like Wucheng?"

Ma Long said: "Isn't this master going back to the underworld? I specially contacted my friends and parachuted here from other places..."

He suddenly lowered his voice, and said with a chuckle: "Old Xu, do you want it? I heard that there are a few Ukrainian girls, all of whom are excellent... If you want, I will call later and I will be airborne the next day." .”

"Fuck off!"

Xu Yang righteously refused: "I, Xu Yang, am I such a person?"

Malone: ​​"Hehe."

It wasn't until around 11:50 that Uncle Wang arrived late.

He got out of the car, patted his Mercedes-Benz gle300, and sighed: "Unfortunately, the modification of this car cost me 30 w. When I got back, I couldn't continue to drive it."

talking.

Throwing the car keys to Ma Long directly, said: "Teacher, there is nothing left for you as a teacher, you can take this car and drive it... If you want to be a teacher in the future, find a rope and hang it, turn around Just come to the City of Death."

Ma Long shrank his neck and said, "Master, is there no other way?"

Wang De laughed and said: "You are an extremely yin body. Although your physical body is a flesh and blood body, it is different from ordinary people. Now you have cultivated the method of the underworld. When the yin spirit becomes great and you become a ghost fairy, you can completely escape from the physical body." Restraints...you will naturally be able to enter the Underworld at that time."

"Of course, you can also go to the local ghost officials or Xu Yang, they can send you to the underworld."

"Okay, I'm going to be a teacher... You practice hard, don't let down this talent!"

Ma Long's eyes turned red, he knelt down and kowtowed three times, saying, "Master, have a good journey."

This action frightened Wang Defa, and immediately blew his beard and stared and cursed: "Damn, I'm going home, not going to die...what should I go?"

On the side, Xu Yang suppressed a smile and said, "Uncle Wang, it's getting late, let's go!"

"it is good!"

Wang Defa nodded and said, "Use your supernatural powers and take us down!"

As soon as Xu Yang thought about it, a magical talisman flew out from between his eyebrows and hung above his head.

hum!
The next moment, a mystical force emanated from the magical talisman, visible to the naked eye, and an illusory portal formed outside the funeral shop.

The portal seemed real and virtual, as if embedded in the night, with a faint mist floating around it.

Inside the door, it was dark.

"gone!"

Xu Yang took Liu Shishi's hand, turned to the girls and said, "You don't have to worry, Shishi and I will be back soon."

One person and one ghost stepped into the portal.

Wang Defa looked back at the empty street and sighed: "600 years... I don't know what year it is when I come back in the future."

He followed closely and stepped into the portal.

…………

The world is spinning, time and space are disordered.

Xu Yang felt that his body was like a feather, constantly floating in the sky...

I don't know how long it took, but finally...

Xu Yang stepped on the ground.

The scenery in front of him gradually became clearer.

The goal is a long and narrow suspension bridge, the suspension bridge is about three meters wide, under the suspension bridge is a dark void, and the violent wind is blowing like a knife.

It's strange.

Under the suspension bridge, the wind is rolling, but above the suspension bridge, it is quiet.

aside.

Liu Shishi said: "Husband, is this the Yin-Yang Road?"

Xu Yang had never seen Yinyang Road before, so he dared not give a definite answer.

It was Uncle Wang, with his hands behind his back, and said with a smile, "That's right, this is the Yinyang Road... After passing the Yinyang Road, you will arrive at the boundary of the Yincao Difu."

He turned his head and looked behind.

In the rear is an extremely huge portal. The portal has a hideous shape, like a beast's mouth. Inside the mouth are two huge bronze doors. On one side of the bronze door is written the word "sheng", and on the other side is written a The word "dead".

Under the gate, there are Yin soldiers in armor stationed.

In the portal, ghosts stepped in one after another and came to the "Yin-Yang Road".

Wang Defa said again: "This is the gate of ghosts. Once the ghosts in the yang world enter the underworld, they will come here. When they leave the Yinyang road, they can choose to go to various parts of the underworld."

"Then how should we go to Fengdu City?"

Xu Yang asked.

Wang Defa said: "Come with me... When you arrive in the underworld, I will naturally arrange everything for you."

He turned around and came to the Yin soldiers who were closed by the ghost gate, and took out a token with a flip of his hand.

The Yin soldier took a closer look, he was shocked at first, then quickly knelt down on one knee and shouted: "My lord."

Wang Defa said lightly: "Get up, there is no need to be polite."

When the Yin soldier got up, Wang Defa said again: "You can make arrangements to send me to Wushi City... These two are my good friends in the world, send them to Fengdu City."

The Yin soldier took the order and said: "My lord, the Yin-Yang road has not been fully restored, and the formation of the ghost gate has not been completely repaired. There may be a certain deviation in the teleportation position...Of course, it will not deviate too far from the destination."

Wang Defa was full of official authority, and said: "I understand, you hurry up and prepare!"

The yin soldier trotted away, and 10 minutes later, he came back with a few yin soldiers respectfully, and invited Wang Defa, Xu Yang, and Liu Shishi to a few rooms beside him.

This room looks small from the outside, but the interior space is huge. There are strangely shaped altars in it, surrounded by Yin soldiers guarding them.

Beside these Buddhist altars, there is a stone tablet each, with various place names such as "Fengdu" and "Wangshi" written on it.

Wang Defa climbed onto the altar with the words "in vain death" written on it, and said to Xu Yang, "Xu Yang, I'll go ahead... If you have a chance, come to my city in vain death."

"it is good!"

Xu Yang said: "Goodbye, Uncle Wang."

The next moment, above the altar, the brilliance burst forth.

When the radiance dissipated, Wang Defa had disappeared on the altar.

According to the guidance of the Yin soldiers, Xu Yang and Liu Shishi boarded the altar with the word "Fengdu".

There was another feeling of dizziness and space-time confusion.

When Xu Yang landed again, he was already on a road.

This avenue was shrouded in mist, and there were dead trees on both sides of the avenue. Xu Yang looked at it and said happily, "Lady, I have been here before...Further ahead, it is the territory of Fengdu City."

The difference from the previous "Soul into the Underworld" is that this time, there are many ghosts floating indistinctly on the avenue.

Most of these ghosts are in a daze, only relying on an instinct to move forward.

A few of them had clear eyes, looked around, and looked curiously.

One of the teenagers suddenly grabbed Xu Yang and asked, "Brother, may I trouble you, where is this?"

Xu Yang said truthfully: "The underworld."

"Ding!"

"The ghost is frightened, merit +30, Go +1."

The young man was shocked, and lost his voice: "Impossible... This is impossible. I just fell asleep after studying chess records too tired. How did I end up in the underworld?"

Yo!
Xu Yang's eyes lit up.

Can all of this earn merit?

He pretended to ponder, and then asked back: "Little brother... Is it possible that you died suddenly?"

"Ding!"

"The ghost is frightened, merit +30, Go +1."

"Ding!"

"........."

A series of system prompts sounded, and the young man panicked and said, "Impossible, I'm only 20 years old, and I'm still a virgin. How could I die... You... Did you die too?"

Xu Yang shook his head and said, "I'm not dead, but you are indeed dead."

Scared a pass.

The boy finally accepted this fact, and he also became confused, walked forward dejectedly.

"If you stay on this road, it's a good idea to block the road and scare ghosts..."

A flash of inspiration flashed in Xu Yang's mind, he looked at the vaguely wandering ghost, and said, "Lady, let's go to the next grove first, after you break through, do you have something to do for your husband?"

Liu Shishi asked suspiciously, "What's the matter?"

"Look at these ghosts."

Xu Yang pointed to the ghost shadows floating on the avenue, and couldn't help sighing: "Most of these ghosts don't know the fact that they are dead... They are like ghosts, and they want to do something good for their husbands. Wake them up and tell them they're dead!"

(End of this chapter)