This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 295 Goodbye Lord of Fengdu!

Soon Xu Yang realized that he was overthinking.

Long Xiaoxue, a little girl, is as innocent as a piece of paper. How can she deliberately test people's hearts?
She is really drunk!

A majestic dragon, with a body of a hundred and tens of meters, eating two roasted whole lambs and making tooth sacrifices... a bottle of beer, unexpectedly drunk!

Leaning in Xu Yang's arms, he smacked his mouth, muttering drunken words such as "My old lady is finally free", "The delicacy in the world is so delicious", "Xu Yang is so handsome".

Xu Yang had no choice but to help Long Xiaoxue out of the night market.

It was almost 11 o'clock in the evening.

Although Wucheng's night is more lively than other cities, it is still much worse than before.

On the streets, there are very few vehicles and pedestrians left.

Xu Yang wanted to hail a taxi, but he waited for four or five minutes, but nothing arrived.

My big G is in the storage space.

However, he was worried that Long Xiaoxue would vomit in his car, so he helped her walk under the dim street lights.

suddenly.

A gust of wind blew by.

The empty street suddenly became quiet.

Under the street lamp ahead, a long shadow appeared,

The shadow was shaped like a mouse, wagging its tail, and looked very strange under the dim streetlights.

Xu Yang looked up, but saw a yellow leather child nearly one meter high blocking the road.

He stood up, his two black eyeballs twirled, and finally landed on Xu Yang. His two small front paws bowed to Xu Yang, then turned left three times, turned right three times, and arched again. Raising his paws, uttering human words, he asked, "Young man, do you think I look like a human or a god?"

"........."

This sentence directly confused Xu Yang.

Huang Pizi, he naturally recognized it.

This thing is also called weasel, alias weasel, and inhabits areas such as plains, swamps, river valleys, villages, cities and mountains.It is nocturnal and feeds mainly on rodents and occasionally other small mammals.

In the folk, Huangpizi is also called Huang Daxian, especially in the northeast, there are more sayings of fox, yellow, white, willow, and gray, and they are called "Five Immortals".

Northeast shamans are especially good at "inviting the five immortals".

Of course, Xu Yang had heard about the "Huang Pizi blocking the road to ask for seal".

If you answer that it looks like a human being, it will cultivate into a human being. If you say it looks like a god, although it will not really become a god, it will go a step further. If you say it looks like nothing, it will have to go back and continue. practice.

Naturally, Xu Yang would not answer step by step.

After he was stunned for a moment, he couldn't help laughing.

Where did this yellow-skinned boy dare to block his way?
Seeing this, the yellow man was puzzled and asked, "Young man, what are you laughing at? You haven't answered my question yet?"

Xu Yang didn't answer, but asked instead: "Before I answer your question, you answer me a question...do you know me?"

Huang Pizi shook his head.

Xu Yang said again: "As soon as I guessed, I knew that you didn't know me... From my observation, you can't cultivate in a day or two, and you can barely be regarded as a fool. If this is the case, even if you don't know me... ...but you also recognize the hammer in my hand?"

Xu Yang silently took out the big hammer from the storage ring.

Under the dim light of the street lamp, the dark hammer head had a red luster, sizzling...

On it, there are still a few wisps of arc flickering.

Huang Pizi stared at the sledgehammer in Xu Yang's hand for a moment, then seemed to think of something, his small eyes widened, and he lost his voice: "Northwest Hammer King... Are you Master Xu?"

"Ding!"

"The weasel is frightened, the merit value is +50, and the poisonous gas is +1."

"Ding!"

"The weasel is frightened, the merit value is +50, and the poisonous gas is +1."

"Ding……"

They say they are as timid as a mouse.

Weasels are no exception.

As soon as it recognized Xu Yang's identity, it knelt down on the ground with a puff, kowtowed and begged for mercy, and said, "Master Xu, Master Xu, your lord has a lot, just let me go as a fart... It's so small It's blinding you that ran into you..."

It contributed "twenty" system prompts to Xu Yang in one breath.

That's nothing.

However, Xu Yang was shocked by the "poisonous gas" ability brushed from the weasel, and immediately turned black, and said angrily: "Fuck off, if you go to Wucheng to block the road again, I will interrupt your dog!" leg!"

"Thank you Master Xu!"

Only then did Huang Pizi heave a sigh of relief, he got up and disappeared in a gust of evil wind.

This small episode did not affect Xu Yang's mood.

He supported the drunken Long Xiaoxue and continued to walk on the sidewalk, but his mind was sunk on the system property panel.

On the system properties panel, apart from the merit value increasing by 1000 points, the [Taoism] and [Martial Arts] columns have not changed, which shows...the so-called "poisonous gas" is not martial arts and Taoism, but A special ability.

This kind of ability, Xu Yang has learned a lot.

For example, "golden gun does not fall", "qin skill", "cooking skill", "car skill", "xiao skill" and so on, are not displayed on the attribute panel.

Xu Yang couldn't help but think of "Huang Daxian".

"Huang Daxian" has two abilities.

One is "possession".

There are many examples of this kind among the people, and some people have even seen it with their own eyes.

A well-behaved person will suddenly become crazy and talk nonsense, and will say things like "I didn't steal your chicken, why did you block my hole" to the crowd.

Or "My surname is Huang, and my family lives on the east mountain. Remember to bring us food on weekdays. I will keep you safe. If you don't, I will come to you at night."

This kind of appearance was called "feudal superstition" a few years ago, and some experts even explained it.

Speaking of this "explanation", I have to mention Huang Pizi's second skill.

We all know that Huang Pizi farts!

How stinky is that fart?
It is completely "poisonous gas" level, which can cause human hallucinations and even insanity.

Experts believe that those people who are "possessed" by Huangpizi are not really "possessed", but actually have been hit by a weasel's fart, which leads to insanity and hallucinations.

As for whether it is true or not, it is impossible to say.

On the contrary, Xu Yang, after studying the ability of "poison gas", his old face blushed involuntarily!
"Damn it... this poisonous gas is actually going to be released by farting?"

"Once it's used, it can cause hallucinations at least, or insanity at worst... This ability is very powerful, but it's too embarrassing to use it!"

Shame on shame.

Gotta try it out.

Xu Yang looked around and saw no one around, so he took out toilet paper and stuffed his nose.

then……

Surreptitiously cast the "poison gas" skill.

The sound of this move wasn't too loud, but it was so powerful that Xu Yang could even feel his pants bulging.

As for the taste.

Xu Yang stuffed his nose and struggled to breathe, so naturally he didn't know.

"vomit!"

At this moment, Long Xiaoxue, who was in a state of drunkenness, suddenly vomited, her body twitched a few times, foam even appeared at the corner of her mouth, and tremblingly said: "Master Xu... No, someone poisoned you!"

Say it.

He turned his head and fell asleep.

It is not just caused by drunkenness, but also caused by "poisonous gas".

Xu Yang carried Long Xiaoxue on his shoulders and used his body skills to disappear into an afterimage on the street, but he secretly swore in his heart...it would be better not to use this ability in the future!

Back to the villa.

Liu Shishi and the others didn't even come back.

It is understandable.

The Western Xia Ghost City has vigorously publicized, attracting many ghosts. In addition, the gate of ghosts has been closed, and many ghosts have come. These ghosts have different abilities, strong and weak.

"It's just right that I didn't come back, otherwise I don't know how to explain what happened to Long Xiaoxue."

sleepless nights.

Xu Yang painted talismans and practiced supernatural powers. After washing up early the next morning, he woke up Long Xiaoxue and said, "I'm going to work at school, and you stay at home. You can go out if you want, but don't cause trouble."

Long Xiaoxue fully agreed.

Arriving at the Martial Arts Academy, just as Xu Yang entered the office, Wan Qian came in wearing a black OL overalls. She also specially wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses. She held a document and placed it in front of Xu Yang's desk. : "Dean, here are some purchase lists from the logistics department, you need to sign."

Xu Yang joked: "What if I don't sign?"

"Dean..."

Wan Qian is coquettish.

That delicate voice gave Xu Yang a feeling of electric shock.

She swayed in a graceful figure, stepped forward and locked the office door, came behind the desk, and said: "Boss, what do you need me to do before you are willing to sign?"

The two played an office sitcom.

It didn't end until more than an hour later, Xu Yang signed it, and asked with a smile: "How is it? Have you learned the basic sword skills?"

Wan Qian wiped her lips and said, "I'm cultivating, but I haven't realized much yet."

"Practicing martial arts and swordsmanship is not something that can be achieved overnight. Your physique is different from ordinary people. This has already won a lot at the starting line. If you practice hard, you will definitely become a generation of female heroes in the future."

It's work time after all.

Although the main purpose of Wan Qian's coming to the martial arts school is to practice martial arts and swords, as the assistant to the headmaster, she still has to do the work at hand.

For example, she had to prepare some meeting minutes and some lesson plan schedules.

Until noon.

Xu Yang and Wan Qian went to the cafeteria for dinner together.

After returning to the office, Xu Yanggang took out the talisman paper and talisman brush and practiced for a while, when the knock on the door sounded, Wan Qian walked in and said, "Dean Xu, there is an old gentleman outside, he wants to see you."

"Oh?"

Xu Yang asked in surprise: "An old gentleman? Where is he?"

"Master Xu."

At this time, a middle-aged man in green shirt came in from outside the door. He looked at Xu Yang and said with a smile, "Master Xu, we meet again."

Xu Yang's eyes moved slightly, but on the surface he got up quickly, and said with a smile: "So it's the old man... the old man, please sit down quickly... Wan Qian, serve tea, serve good tea!"

This old man is none other than the owner of Fengdu Ghost City who had a relationship with Xu Yang that day!

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