This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 166 Are You Crazy?Open a horror house in a ghost city?

Xu Yang didn't know about Chiyan Ghost King's plans.

At this moment, he is counting money until his hands are cramped, so how can he care about other things?

To be precise, it is not about counting money.

Instead, count gold jewelry, count silver dollars and silver ingots!
Ma Long's eyes turned red, and he lowered his voice and asked, "Xu Yang... Where did you get these clothes from?"

Xu Yang said truthfully: "It was swept from the stalls on the pedestrian street..."

"Depend on!"

Looking at the box full of gold, silver, jewelry, silver dollars and silver ingots, Ma Long's envious face became ferocious, and he said in a foul voice: "Damn, this dead man's wealth is too easy to make, there are a lot of stalls, dozens of yuan a piece , if you bring it to the ghost market, you can multiply the profit by dozens, hundreds of times?"

Xu Yang smiled and said, "Correct me, I bought the goods one by one, instead of buying them individually, so the price is cheaper, and the shoes and clothes are 20 per piece."

Ma Long: "..."

Xu Yang continued: "In addition, you miscalculated the profit...According to the price I set, even if the opening discount and the profit from the lucky draw are excluded, and the price is deliberately lowered, the average profit per item is more than 1000 times. Come on, and this is not called giving out dead money, this is called making money from ghosts!"

20 yuan to buy the goods.

1000 times profit?

That's 2 yuan?

"Oh shit!"

"Your business is almost faster than robbery... How can you make tens of millions this night?"

"more or less."

Xu Yang said: "The main reason is that I see many ghosts living in poverty, so I deliberately lowered the price... I took the route of small profits but high sales, otherwise the profits would be higher!"

A pair of clothes and shoes worth 20 yuan, you sell them for 2 yuan, what do you call this small profits but quick turnover?

Ma Long said with red eyes: "Old Xu, Brother Xu... No, I'll call you Dad. Are you still short of waiters in your store? I'll give you a part-time job. Just show me a little between your fingers for a month. "

"Really?"

Xu Yang looked happy.

He was worried before that Ma Long would not dare to go to the ghost market again.

In this way, he can be allowed to come to the ghost market on the first and fifteenth day of every month when the ghost market opens. Like today, it is enough to bring two "dirty things" home.

"You can come to the store to work if you want. I implement a 1-day system."

Xu Yang said with a smile: "Every month on the first and fifteenth day of the month at 12:50 midnight, you enter the ghost market and come to the store on time, and close the store and lock the door before the rooster crows at dawn. Accurately, you only need to work two days a month. , about five hours a day, if you pay... How about I give you a monthly salary of [-]?"

"Work ten hours a month? A monthly salary of 50?"

Ma Long wished he could call Dad on the spot, hugged him up and wanted to kiss Xu Yang, but was pushed away by Xu Yang in disgust.

He asked again: "Then what business am I mainly in charge of? Selling clothes or shoes? How about I go to the second floor to sell those paper girls... With my ability, I can definitely sell very well."

"These are hot items, and there is no need to sell them."

Xu Yang thought for a while, and said, "Your task, let's talk about it next time we enter the ghost city... I have an idea, I want to build something like a house of horrors in the ghost city, but I don't know if it's feasible .”

Ma Long was amused: "Old Xu, are you kidding me? Opening a horror house in a ghost market, who is making money? Ghosts?"

"The point is... will ghosts go to play the horror house?"

Xu Yang ignored Ma Long.

For me today, money is just a number, and at some point it may not be as useful as toilet paper. As long as I am willing, I can draw a random "suppressing evil spirits" or "magic power talisman" and sell it. It can be sold for hundreds of thousands or nearly a million.

And drawing a dao talisman is a matter of minutes.

What I need is "merit value".

Open a horror house in the ghost city, pull up the atmosphere, hide in it and be an NPC, the effect must be good!
He pondered for a few seconds, and said: "I think this idea is good. After I go back this time, I will make a good plan. If it is feasible, I can buy a venue and decorate it next time the ghost market opens."

soon.

The bustling market in the ghost market began to disperse.

It was almost daylight.

Xu Yang took half a box of gold and silver treasures collected tonight, locked the store door, and left the ghost market with Ma Long.

Like ghosts, the two came out from that intersection again.

As for Liu Shishi and the others, the way they enter the ghost market is different from the living people, and the way they come out is naturally also different.

"Old Xu, I'm going back to bed first."

As soon as he left the ghost market, Ma Long yawned and said, "I'll treat you to dinner tomorrow."

"and many more!"

Xu Yang stopped Ma Long, and said, "Don't go back in a hurry, we living people enter the ghost market, and we will inevitably provoke some unclean things. Go to my store first, and you can go back after the resolution is over."

"What dirty thing?"

Ma Long laughed and said, "Don't worry, Lao Xu, I am very clean."

Although he said so, he still followed Xu Yang to the funeral shop.

After all, my car was parked at the funeral shop, and I had to drive back home if I wanted to go home.

only……

On the way to the funeral shop, Ma Long noticed an abnormality. He felt that his back was getting heavier and heavier, as if he was carrying a person...

wrong!

Not just one person!

The heavy feeling from his back bent Ma Long's waist, and he immediately turned his head to look at Xu Yang.

Seeing this, Ma Long almost jumped up in fright.

because he found out...

Behind Xu Yang, there is also a person on his back!

"Could it be...the female ghosts in Xu Yang's family were abducted in this way?"

Ma Long gathered himself together, and suddenly dreamed of the ghost on his "back"... If so, if he brought the ghost back, wouldn't he be able to become a ghost like Xu Yang?
He couldn't see the ghost on his back.

But I could see the ghost behind Xu Yang. It was a beautiful female ghost lying on Xu Yang's back, with her hands around Xu Yang's neck. She seemed to have sensed Ma Long's gaze and turned her head to look at it. come over.

"what?"

Malone was taken aback.

"Ok?"

The ghost was startled.

Their eyes met, their eyes intertwined, and they recognized each other!
"It's you!"

"Little black fat man...is that you?"

Ma Long's scalp suddenly became hairy, and he said in surprise: "Old Xu, there is a ghost behind you, it is... the one who ran away from the deserted temple on Naitou Mountain!"

"I know."

Xu Yang replied calmly.

Female ghost: "..."

The female ghost on Xu Yang's back was dumbfounded!
Seeing Ma Long, and hearing Ma Long mention "Naitou Mountain", she had roughly guessed Xu Yang's identity deep in her heart, her body trembled involuntarily, and the hands that were holding Xu Yang's neck were about to let go and run away.

However, how could Xu Yang do what she wanted?

The faint dao rhyme on his body emanated, suppressed the female ghost, reached out and grabbed the female ghost's right wrist, and slammed the female ghost to the ground with a sudden over-the-shoulder fall. He stretched out one foot, stepped on On the female ghost's chest, she said with a faint smile: "Beauty, what a coincidence... I never thought that I would meet you the first time I lifted the coffin board in the ghost market!"

talking.

Slowly took off the mask.

"It's you!"

"Iron Hammer Taoist!"

The female ghost's pupils constricted violently, and the scenes of that night flashed in her mind like movie scenes. She would never forget the scene where the hammer Taoist held a hammer and forced her to play hide-and-seek with her sisters!

She will never forget the scene of her sisters being smashed with one hammer after another!

"Ding!"

"The female ghost is frightened, and her merits are +30."

"Ding!"

"The female ghost is frightened, and her merits are +30."

"Ding……"

A series of system prompts sounded, and the female ghost trampled by Xu Yang screamed: "Iron Hammer Road... No, Master Hammer, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't be on your body, I have changed it to I haven't harmed anyone for half a month... I beg you to spare my life!"

"Ding!"

"The female ghost is frightened, the merit value is +20, and the classical dance is +1."

"Ding!"

"The ghost is frightened, the merit value is +30."

Two more system prompts sounded abruptly.

Xu Yang turned his head and "looked" behind Ma Long, only to see the yin energy billowing from Ma Long's back, a whisper came from the yin energy, and a strange look appeared in his eyes...

Classical dance?
What the hell is this?

This whispering sound was particularly obvious in Malone's ears.

He heard two voices, a man and a woman.

Female: "Did we hit the iron plate this time?"

Male: "Damn it, it's actually a Taoist hammer!"

Female: "That Hammer Taoist is said to be a psychopath. He caught the ghost and didn't kill him directly, but tortured him... Shall we run away?"

Ma Long: "Old Xu, there are two ghosts behind me, they want to run away!"

hum!
Daoyun permeated Xu Yang's body.

In an instant, the air within a radius of more than ten meters seemed to freeze.

Just as the two ghosts behind Ma Long turned into cloudy air and floated up, they were "frozen" in mid-air, showing their shapes involuntarily.

Xu Yang waved his hand, and a big hammer appeared in his hand.

He smiled lightly and said, "I'm a little confused...Since you are on Ma Long's and me's body, you will follow me and Ma Long's side all the time... Could it be that you have not experienced everything we experienced in the ghost market today? See?"

Xu Yang was in the ghost market today, and met the two managers of the ghost market, Miss Yue and Chiyan Ghost King.

In addition, he also sells groceries with Yunmengxi, Liu Shishi, Yue Yuluo...

If these three ghosts saw it, they would naturally feel their aura, but anyone with a little brain would probably leave early!

"Big... Master!"

A ghost trembled and said: "We went up behind us. In order to avoid being discovered by you, we restrained our breath and blocked our six senses, so that you can't find us, and we don't know what happened outside... until you leave the ghost." City, we just woke up from that state!"

"I see."

Xu Yang nodded, and suddenly struck the female ghost's head with a hammer.

boom!
The female ghost's head burst directly, and then quickly condensed. She let out a scream of begging for mercy, and provided Xu Yang with a large wave of merit points!
Xu Yang's complexion remained unchanged, and he smashed down with one hammer after another.

The female ghost was continuously exploded by him and turned into Yin Qi, and constantly reorganized, but became extremely weak in a moment, and her breath dropped a lot.

boom!
Xu Yang dropped the hammer again.

This time, the female ghost failed to reorganize her yin body, but completely dissipated into the air.

"Ding!"

"Congratulations to the host, you have made great achievements in transcending the souls of the dead, and you will be rewarded: merit value +300."

When the pleasant system prompt came, Xu Yang turned around, looked at the two ghosts floating in the air, and asked with a smile, "Tell me, how do you want to die?"

"Two bastards, how dare you get on your body?"

At this moment, Malone is full of air.

Standing beside Xu Yang, with Huazi in his mouth, he interpreted the phrase "dogs rely on others" to the fullest, and sneered: "Master Long learned from King Biancheng, one of the ten halls of hell, and my master is King Biancheng." Registered disciples... you dare to take your idea of ​​Master Long?"

Those two ghosts, how can they care about the King Qin Guang of Biancheng at this moment.

They looked at the trembling iron hammer in Xu Yang's hand, and shouted: "Master Iron Hammer, please forgive me... the little girl was a brothel singer before she was alive, she was good at singing and dancing, and proficient in various house techniques... If Master Iron Hammer is willing If you spare the little girl's life, the little girl can make an oath to follow Master Iron Hammer for life and life, and do the best for him!"

"Ding!"

"The female ghost is frightened, the merit value is +20, and the classical dance is +1."

The female ghost knelt directly on the ground.

Seeing this, the male ghost also knelt on the ground and howled, "Master Iron Hammer...I...I know how to do room tricks!"

boom!
Xu Yang didn't even look at it, and dropped the hammer, directly smashing the male ghost's soul away.

"Ding!"

"Congratulations, you have made great achievements in transcending the souls of the dead, and you will be rewarded: merit value +300."

Oh shit!

This disgusting thing is comparable to Li Chong's... The key is to scare Li Chong's pervert, and he can also brush out "the golden gun will not fall", what do you have?
"Ding!"

"The female ghost is frightened, the merit value is +20, and the classical dance is +1."

The hammer killed the male ghost, and the female ghost was greatly frightened. She trembled immediately, and provided Xu Yang with a wave of merit points. She frantically kowtowed and shouted: "Forgive me, Master, spare me!"

Feeling the dance skills about "classical dance" that suddenly popped up in his mind, Xu Yang felt as if he had learned it for a long time.

He shook his head and said: "You are such an evil ghost, death is not a pity."

Yes!

These two ghosts are evil ghosts!
Otherwise, they wouldn't be hiding in the ghost city, looking for opportunities to "possess" and harm people.

"Ding!"

"The female ghost is frightened, the merit value is +20, and the classical dance is +1."

"Ding!"

"........."

The female ghost kowtowed and begged for mercy: "Master, I can change...Although I have killed people, those who deserve to be killed are the ones who deserve to be killed."

"Old Xu!"

Ma Long on the side winked and looked eager to fight. Xu Yang didn't understand Ma Long's meaning, and said immediately: "She is a brothel girl, you want it too?"

Ma Long: "She was a brothel girl before she was alive, but she never did anything after her death!"

The woman lowered her head and said, "I... I worked in a ghost city brothel for ten years after my death..."

Ma Long: "..."

He said: "It's okay, I don't mind meat and vegetables!"

Xu Yang was still worried, so he asked the female ghost to swear an oath, and then let Ma Long take her away.

It's almost dawn.

Anyway, he had to come to open the shop, so Xu Yang sent a message to Liu Shishi and the others, telling them that he would not go back.

After practicing the "celestial eye technique" in the store for a while, the noise outside and the sound of car horns gradually increased, and a ray of sunlight shone into the room, shining on Xu Yang's eyes, which were tightly closed. It trembled slightly.

Slowly opening his eyes, feeling the dazzling luster, Xu Yang couldn't help showing a smile.

"I haven't completed my eye surgery today, but my eyes are recovering very quickly... It seems that in two days, I will almost recover."

Xu Yang went downstairs.

Open the door of the funeral parlor.

He was about to go out to buy breakfast when suddenly a voice came——

"Xu Yang!"

Xu Yang turned his head to "look", but saw a young man in his twenties walking towards him, and said with a smile: "Old classmate, the location of your store is really hard to find!"

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