This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 162 Look at that ghost, she is big and round!
Xu Yang: "..."

If it was before, he would definitely yell: I don't have a **** ghost!
But now...

Xu Yang didn't bother to argue. He didn't tell the origins of the female ghosts and zombies in his family, but said seriously: "Humans and ghosts have different paths, Ma Long, you can't have such thoughts, it's too dangerous!"

"what?"

Ma Long pouted his neck and said angrily: "You can be a ghost, why can't I?"

Depend on!
Mention *ghost again!
Xu Yang shook his head, and said: "You are an extremely yin body, if you want to find ghosts, there will naturally be a lot of ghosts posting upside down... But what you need to pay attention to is that you have not fully mastered your own power yet, if you are caught That ghost has absorbed too much Yin energy, you may die."

Malone shivered, so he didn't continue to struggle with this issue.

Xu Yang asked about the status of his practice again.

To be honest, he is very curious about the cultivation method of the "underworld"... It is said that the creatures in the underworld are similar to ghosts and have no entity. Since there is no entity, how do they practice?

Take Malone for example.

Xu Yang didn't even feel the slightest breath of practice in him!
You know, when he was apprenticed to a teacher, Uncle Wang had already guided him to practice, so it is impossible that there will be no change.

When Ma Long heard Xu Yang's question, he immediately showed a complacent expression.

He lit a flower seed, sat down on the chair with a golden sword, swallowed clouds and smoke, and then smiled after exhaling a series of smoke rings: "My master said, I am a very dark person." Looking at the ten halls of hell, the boundless territory, among the hundreds of millions of beings, there are all the arrogance of heaven... After practicing, the progress is rapid, and maybe I will catch up with you in a short time!"

He glanced at Xu Yang out of the corner of his eye, and said calmly: "I have only been practicing for a day and a half, and I have managed to concentrate and have reached the level of hatching."

"Calm down? Out of body?"

"It's not out of the body, it's out of the shell, the shell of the earth's crust (qiao)!"

Xu Yang was even more curious. This is not normal practice of Taoism or martial arts. Under his questioning, Ma Long explained it in detail...

The creatures in the underworld are special.

They have no entity, not flesh and blood, and the measure of their strength is the strength of their souls.

Therefore, the cultivation methods circulated in the underworld are all based on the cultivation of "soul".

The "concentrating mind" and "coming out of the shell" are the divisions of the cultivation realms of the underworld creatures. After "coming out of the shell", there are the realms of night travel, day travel, exorcism, and possession, and above that, there are ghosts and immortals. !
Ma Long said: "I heard from the master that the cultivation method in the underworld is also suitable for ghosts, because the creatures and ghosts in the underworld have no entity, not flesh and blood, but are born with the body of the soul, and the soul is powerful, so they have completed the meditation. , is the realm of night travel, and there is no need to go through the level of being out of the shell."

"I've just started to practice now, and my soul is weak. Although I can get my soul out of the shell, I can only wander around three or four meters away from my body, and I have almost no means of attack."

"However, when my soul is strong, it will be great when I step into the night travel realm. When my soul comes out of the shell, I can travel dozens of miles at night, and I can also practice some secret attacks on people's spirit and soul."

In the past two days, Ma Long has obviously learned a lot from Wang Defa.

He said: "My master said that when you first enter the night tour, you can compare to ordinary ghosts, and if you are a little stronger, you can compare to red clothes... The ghost officials in the underworld are at least masters in the night tour .”

"The same is true of the ghost officials sent into the world of the world, and there is no lack of masters of the day tour realm among them... the day tour realm is comparable to the ghost king!"

"correct!"

"My master gave me two magic tools!"

As Ma Long said, he flipped his hands, and a stick and an iron chain appeared in his hand. In front of the iron chain was a sharp hook similar to an iron claw, with a very unique shape.

The stick is thinner at the bottom and thicker at the top, and the thick end is wrapped with white paper, which looks wooden.

The hook is black and black, and it is not known what kind of iron it is made of.

"This is……"

Xu Yang said: "The mourning stick and the ecstasy lock?"

"That's right!"

Ma Long proudly said: "This is the magic weapon used by the legendary black and white impermanence in the underworld...but the mourning stick and the ecstasy lock in my hand are just imitations. build."

talking.

With a wave of his hand, he put away the mourning stick and the ecstasy lock again!

Xu Yang's eyes widened, and he asked in surprise, "Storage ring?"

"That's right, it's the storage ring."

Ma Long caressed a simple ring on his finger, and proudly said: "I called a pair of twin sisters for my master last night. My master gave it to me when he was happy. He said that this thing is of great value in today's family. Even the smallest storage ring with a space of 1 cubic meter is easily calculated in billions... I have a space of more than 20 cubic meters, and the value is at least several billion!"

What the hell!

Xu Yang was stunned for a while, and finally burst into a foul language.

What is this called?
Shit luck?
Shit luck can't explain all that Ma Long has gained... It can only be said that his ancestors were buried well for eighteen generations.

Immediately, he could only strangle Ma Long's neck and let him treat him to dinner.

With a wave of his hand, Ma Long said with great wealth: "It's a small thing to treat guests to dinner, why don't I go back and find the twins again...they are very moist!"

"piss off!"

Xu Yang scolded with a black face.

Lao Wang played it before, let me play again?

How can I, Xu Yang, do anything?
The relationship between the two is very good. After a moment of quarreling, Ma Long seemed to think of something and said, "By the way, have you joined the classmate group? I heard that those classmates have all graduated from college and have recently started holding class reunions. You said we Do you two want to pretend to be aggressive?"

"Don't go."

Xu Yang shook his head.

classmate reunion?

This kind of plot is too clichéd... As for the classmate group, he did go in, but after diving in for a few minutes, he blocked the group.

until nightfall.

The three daughters of Liu Shishi came back just now, they were carrying big bags and small bags, they looked very happy, and they found out after asking...

It turned out to be a three-person sweeping goods pedestrian street, which aroused many people's onlookers.

They bargained for prices one by one, and it was quite addictive.

"By the way, boss!"

"A lot of people took videos and posted them on the Internet... I just watched them, and the ones with the most likes have 10,000+. Now there are videos of me, Sister Shishi and Sister Yun sweeping goods everywhere in the same city...We It's going to fire!"

Xu Yang checked the video and found that it was indeed the case.

After a while, he frowned and said, "Someone on the Internet pretended to be your registered account..."

The three women looked down and found that it was so.

Someone posted their avatars and posted a short video of themselves haggling with the owner of the stall on the pedestrian street, gaining a lot of attention and fans.

Sannv Sweeping Pedestrian Street is a novel thing, which is easy to attract people's attention and discussion.

In addition, Yunmengxi, Liu Shishi, and Yang Yin are all three beautiful women. It is no exaggeration to say...their appearance and temperament are not comparable to many well-known female stars.

Such three beauties have done such novel things, so the attention will be even higher!
For example, Lao Ba went to the toilet to eat Xiang. Although it became popular, most of the comments received were ridicule and abuse.

If the old eight is replaced by a beautiful woman, such as some doll sister, orange meow sauce, and Zhou sister to eat live broadcast and eat Xiang, the effect will definitely be different!
"Oh shit!"

Yunmengxi's violent temper came up immediately, cursing and saying: "What kind of a dog is this, if I find it, I will definitely kill him!"

Scolded for a long time.

Yunmengxi said: "Why don't we open an account too? It would be interesting to take some pictures and post them daily."

This proposal was supported by Yang Yin.

The three women began to tinker with their mobile phones.

Soon it was midnight.

Yue Yuluo hasn't come back yet, but she has already sent a text message, saying that they met in the ghost market.

Liu Shishi and Yang Yin are ghosts, and Yunmengxi is a zombie. They have their own way to enter the ghost market, and they set off early.

After waiting until 12 o'clock, Xu Yang slowly closed the store door, took a corpse oil candle, and led Ma Long to the intersection... On the way, Ma Long asked a question that Xu Yang had asked before.

"Old Xu, when you come out of the store, turn right and walk 100 meters and there will be an intersection, why bother to come here?"

But soon.

Malone understood why.

Xu Yang chose an intersection with little traffic, lit a corpse oil candle, closed his eyes and said, "Follow my footsteps, close your eyes, don't talk, and open your eyes only after you hear the voice of the ghost city. "

Holding a corpse oil candle in his hand, he walked in front.

Malone closed his eyes and followed behind.

At this moment, there was a roar of an engine, followed by screeching brakes and car horns. Malone was startled. He opened his eyes suddenly and turned around, only to see a car speeding towards him.

"Old Xu..."

He only had time to call out "Old Xu", and then heard a loud "bang".

Xu Yang stood there motionless, and the car hit Xu Yang's body. Because of the inertia, the car's buttocks even lifted by more than half a meter, and then fell heavily, hitting the ground.

And the front part is directly sunken in.

The driver of the car was frightened.

But Xu Yang still had his eyes closed, and a golden light appeared on his body.

This is the golden light that protects the body after the "Vajra Talisman" is triggered.

Turning his head and taking a look at Ma Long, Xu Yang said, "Do you now know why you have to look far away? There are too many cars at the intersection in my shop, and accidents are easy to happen."

Ma Long was dumbfounded, and murmured: "This... this is out!"

"It was an accident!"

Xu Yang said: "Okay, okay, let's go on!"

In the car.

The female driver was so frightened that she didn't get out of the car immediately, but took out her mobile phone and called her husband...

Wait until you get off the bus.

Where is the slightest figure in front?
…………

Ghost city.

In front of the "ghost gate" formed by the two big elm trees, Xu Yang told Ma Long about the taboos in the ghost city. Ma Long wrote down one by one, and followed Xu Yang, a little excited, but more worried.

He grabbed Xu Yang's clothes and said, "Old Xu, if something happens later, you must protect me."

"The ghost market has the rules of the ghost market. As long as you don't look around, buy indiscriminately, look back indiscriminately, and don't talk to people indiscriminately... Of course you won't get into trouble."

As Xu Yang said, he took out the ghost mask with blue face and fangs and put it on his face.

Ma Long was stunned: "Do you still need to wear a mask when you come to the ghost market?"

"It's better to wear it, after all, we are living people... Corpse oil candles can hide the anger on our bodies, but they can't change our appearance. What if we are seen by ghosts who have seen us?"

Xu Yang asked in surprise, "Didn't Uncle Wang tell you?"

Ma Long shook his head, with a mournful face.

But he quickly thought of a way, immediately took off his shoes, put his socks in front of his nose and smelled them...

vomit!
"This is too stinky!"

"Forget it, my life is important!"

As he spoke, he lifted the socks and put them on his head.

Xu Yang: "..."

He wanted to say that you can tear off a piece of cloth mask, since Malone has already solved this problem, there is no need to say more.

The two passed through the ghost gate and came to the bustling ghost market.

Ma Long looked at the ghost figure floating around on the street, and then at the head lamp hanging on the big red coffin, trembling suddenly, said: "Xu Yang, this... this ghost market is too scary, How about we go back first!"

"It's okay."

Xu Yang said in a low voice: "We have been covered up and angry, and those evil spirits can't find us... By the way, there are also some specialties on the streets of this ghost market. Some stall owners are not living people, and this kind of stalls must not be messed up." look……"

Before he finished speaking, he felt Malone stop.

Immediately turned around to "look", but saw Ma Long staring straight at a dark booth without hanging lights and candles, and said: "Xu Yang, look at that female ghost, she is big, round, and so moist." !"

"Don't look around!"

Xu Yang quickly stopped drinking, while Ma Long shuddered suddenly, shook his head, and said, "It's strange... why do I feel that my shoulders are a little uncomfortable."

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PS: The third update is here, the 1.1-word update is over today, and I wish you all an early year!

　PS: Thank you for the 2110 starting point coin reward from the old man Laiye, and the 7 point reward from the data 500 boss!
　　
　
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