This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 160 Where's My Coffin?

Chapter 160 Where's My Coffin?

The raised and lowered eyes of the paper figurine rolled around.

She looked at Xu Yang, then at the big hammer on the table, silently walked to the side and brought a chair, and sat opposite Xu Yang.

"........."

The scene was silent.

Everyone stared at the scene in front of them without moving.

The young man who was beaten up by Xu Yang before was standing beside Police Officer Wang, and he asked in a low voice, "Brother, are you really the police?"

Officer Wang nodded.

The young man pointed to Li Si again, and asked, "Are the three of them also police officers?"

Officer Wang shook his head Su.

The young man wondered: "Then who are they?"

"They're not people."

young people:"………"

The fear he had just dissipated appeared again, and he hurriedly leaned against Police Officer Wang, and the young man asked again: "Who is it? The one with the hammer, is he also from your police station? Meng, unexpectedly not afraid of ghosts."

Officer Wang smiled and said, "It's not him, but ghosts that should be feared."

As he spoke, he changed his voice and said, "Xiao Zhang, Xiao Chen, go and control those suspects first, and then notify the bureau to send someone over."

He himself was staring at Xu Yang.

After the paper figurine sat down, Xu Yang asked, "Have you discussed it? How about my proposal just now?"

"what?"

When the paper figurine spoke, there were still multiple voices overlapping together, which seemed very strange...and ugly.

Xu Yang frowned, tapped the table a few times with his fingers, and said, "Can't you send a representative to speak... This voice is too unpleasant!"

"can!"

"Can't!"

"What is he, dare to order us?"

"Women are just timid. A hammer scares you?"

The paper figurine suddenly trembled, and seven faces appeared on its face. These seven faces were male and female, crowded together, some with kind faces, and some with vicious faces, and they quarreled with each other.

In the end, a man with a fierce face gained the upper hand, and the other six faces gradually disappeared.

He looked at Xu Yang viciously, and sneered, "Human, do you know what I am?"

"It's a ghost!"

"It's a ghost!"

"I can kill you now with a flick of a finger... What are you pretending to be with a hammer?"

Xu Yang was stunned.

Then I had fun.

Considering that these ghosts could be regarded as "victims" before, they didn't do anything. Now that they heard what the male ghost said, they immediately got up and came to the paper figurine with a hammer in hand.

The paper figurine stood up in an instant, and in an instant, the night sky was filled with a dark wind, and blood spread.

There was a sneer on that ferocious face, and with a wave of his hand, the sinister wind swept towards Xu Yang like a blade.

boom!
On Xu Yang's body, a Vajra Talisman exploded.

The faint talisman light turned into a layer of golden halo and permeated the body surface, allowing the Yinfeng blade to blow on the body, making the clanging sound of iron and steel clashing, and even splashing sparks.

"The red clothes who can barely reach it by relying on the strength of the body, dare to act presumptuously in front of me? I wanted to spare your life and give you a good home... But since you sincerely want to die, then I will give you a ride." !"

Xu Yang sneered, it would be a disaster for such a ghost to stay in the world, he didn't show mercy, and the big hammer in his hand suddenly fell!
Boom!

The air seemed to be trembling, and there was a roar.

A look of surprise appeared on that vicious ghost's face, and then...

Was blasted by a hammer!
The body of the paper figurine was also torn apart, and the bones in the paper figurine flew out in all directions.

"Ding!"

"Congratulations to the host, you have made great achievements in transcending the souls of the dead, and you will be rewarded: merit value +300."

A system prompt sounded in his mind, and the remaining six ghosts were split apart by the hammer. The six ghosts flew upside down for dozens of meters before standing in the air.

Holding a hammer in his hand, Xu Yang yelled: "Come down, come back with me... I can satisfy you if you have any wishes. If you don't obey, that ghost just now is your role model."

The six ghosts fell down quickly.

Not daring to vent their spirits, they followed behind Xu Yang.

Xu Yang looked at the bones scattered all over the place and asked, "Whose are these?"

One of the fat female ghosts stood up. Although she turned into a ghost, she still maintained her appearance when she was alive, but from the outside, she was about 160 in height and 180 in weight. The flesh on her neck was piled together, forming a folded.

This is the aunt who died for 30 years?

Xu Yang changed his mind secretly, and greeted: "Why are a group of old men watching? Come, help them pick up the bones!"

Due to the hammer in Xu Yang's hand, a group of people mustered up their courage to pick up the bones.

The middle-aged woman who was in charge of the house finally woke up. She was startled by Xu Yang's "head-grabbing" at the beginning, and she didn't know what happened.

After asking clearly, seeing that the people in the village handed over all the bones they had picked up to Xu Yang, they immediately knelt down in front of Xu Yang and cried, "Young man, please return the bones to us." Well, this bone is the daughter-in-law we bought for my son for 10 yuan."

Xu Yang couldn't help but smile, and said: "Ma'am, don't you know that buying a daughter-in-law is against the law?"

This sentence can't be done to the aunt.

She was stunned for a moment, then wiped her tears and said: "That's the big thing to see, only by marrying my elder son to a yin marriage can his resentment be resolved, otherwise my family will obviously not be able to live a normal life in this life." .”

On the side, the middle-aged man also had red eyes.

He choked up and said: "Actually, we also know that this kind of thing can't be done. It's superstition... But we really can't help it. My youngest son is six and a half years old, and the children of the same age are all in primary school, but he still can't speak, can't Walking... We have thought of all the ways we can think of, and we have gone to every hospital we can go to!"

People from the same village came forward to help them speak.

Although the female ghost was fat, she was kind-hearted. Hearing this, she took a step forward and said in a low voice, "How about...give them my bones. I was greedy when I was alive, and I was too fat. , if you can match a yin marriage after death, it would be a good thing to marry a wishful man!"

"........."

Xu Yang was speechless.

You are a ghost, why do you practice feudal superstition like others?
Yes!

It is feudal superstition!

There is no basis for such things as yin marriage. A real expert will never use this method to "see things" and "break things", mainly because it doesn't work.

ponder for a moment.

Xu Yang said: "Forget it... Tomorrow, you bring your son to my shop and I'll show you. This marriage with a yin marriage is simply nonsense, and the so-called Master Lin is nothing but a liar."

"you?"

The middle-aged couple, with hope ignited in their eyes, asked carefully: "Young man, do you also read things?"

After asking this sentence, the middle-aged man regretted it!
Isn't this nonsense?

People can play with the ghost's head like a rubber ball, and smash the "paper doll" with a hammer, can they be ordinary people?
Xu Yang left an address for him.

The next thing is up to Officer Wang and the others.

Helping these six ghosts find their bones and move them back to their original place is to give them and their families an explanation, and fulfilling their wishes, they will be able to surpass them and earn a fortune.

In addition, there is also the money defrauded by the "Master Lin" gang, which also needs to be recovered.

As for how much you can get back, it depends on luck.

After saying hello to Police Officer Wang, Xu Yang said: "Okay, Officer Wang, you guys do your work first, I'll go back first."

"Shall I ask Xiao Zhang to take you back?"

"No, you still have to handle the case, just let the people in the village send me off."

Xu Yang looked at the young man who had just beaten him, and asked, "Do you have a car?"

The young man stammered, not daring to look directly at Xu Yang and said, "Yes... yes..."

Over there, Li Si also ran over and said, "Uncle, we will go back first."

The three ghosts looked at Xu Yang with some changes in their eyes.

Before they came, they only knew that Xu Yang was powerful, and that he was the "uncle" of the second lady of the Yue family, but they never thought that...he was the legendary "Northwest Hammer King", who had recently become famous and famous in the Xixia ghost circle. The "Hammer Taoist"!
How dare the three ghosts stay longer?
They transformed into a ray of wind and flew away, and soon came to the "spiritual" car that Xu Yang gave them.

The three ghosts got into the car, and saw the white Land Rover, a hearse drifting in place, turned around, shot forward with a whoosh, and disappeared at the intersection of the country road in an instant...

When the car appeared again, it was already in a small town shrouded in darkness.

The architectural style in the town is very antique, it seems that there is no electricity, and there is a red lantern hanging on the door of every house... Looking carefully, the lantern is not a lantern, but a "human head lamp" with a red candle in its mouth.

It was late at night, but the streets were very busy.

This is the ghost city!

The "market" of the ghost market is held twice a month, on the first and fifteenth day of each month. This is a big market... But in fact, the ghost market is very lively every day. In the land, there are so many ghosts and ghosts, and not all ghosts and ghosts like to wander in the world!

Many of them live in ghost cities.

………………

On the street, all kinds of hawking sounds can be heard endlessly, and all kinds of ghosts and ghosts wander back and forth on the street.

Some tongues stick out three feet long, they may be hanged ghosts.

Some of them were bleeding from their seven orifices, their faces were black and livid, and there was a high probability that they died of poisoning during their lifetime.

There are also headless ghosts, bodyless ghosts and so on.

"Li Si, you are back? I heard that you went to serve the second uncle? How is it? Did you get any benefits?"

Li Si smiled and said: "It's nothing, it's just that my uncle gave me a car... By the way..."

talking.

He lowered his voice: "There is a high probability that you don't know that the second uncle is actually a Taoist priest with an iron hammer..."

"what?"

"Taoist Hammer?"

"Oh my God……"

…………

Of all this, Xu Yang naturally didn't know.

At this moment, he is already on his way back.

The young man with a bruised nose and a swollen face drove a "BYD Song". He was afraid that Xu Yang would not be used to it, so he said as soon as he got in the car: "Master, please bear with me. Such a broken car."

Xu Yang: "..."

Xu Yang looked at the interior.

Xin said that this Song is the latest hybrid version of the 22nd version, and it is more than 2 more expensive than his "Song". Is this called broken?
So he said: "Do you support domestic production? I also drive a Song."

"really?"

The relationship between the two suddenly became much closer.

But when the young man glanced at the rearview mirror and saw the six ghosts crowded in the back seat, he didn't dare to say anything. He sent Xu Yang to the door of the funeral shop, and Xu Yang took out 100 yuan to make a funeral. He refused to accept the oil money, so he could only find out 2 packs of Huazi and threw them to him, saying: "Take these two packs of cigarettes and smoke them, by the way, I see that your brows are dim, it seems like a waste of money." Disaster... In this way, we are also destined, you come here tomorrow with the youngest son of the old Cao family, and I will help you resolve it."

Opening the door of the funeral shop, Xu Yang settled the six ghosts in the shop and said, "Stay here and don't run around. When the police find your bones, I will send you back..."

talking.

Put a few Dao talismans on the door, so that they can't escape even if they want to.

After all, these are six ghosts.

If they have passed through, at least 600 points of merit can be obtained.

No matter how small the lice are, they are still meat, right?

Back to the villa.

Yunmengxi greeted him faintly, complaining, "Xu Yang, where's the coffin you made for me?"

"I haven't had a coffin for the past two days, and I can't sleep soundly..."

"I've been too busy these two days, so I forgot to order a coffin for you... So, I'll find Uncle Wang tomorrow. He used to run a birthday shop and is a professional... By the way, let's go to your room. Do you have any questions about coffins?" You can make any request at the same time!"

"Ah... you... why are you taking off my clothes?"

"Sleep with you!"

(End of this chapter)

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