This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 151 The Origin of Uncle Wang!

"........."

Xu Yang was dumbfounded.

He knew that Ma Long's brain circuit was so clear and his speech was unobstructed...but he didn't expect to be able to reach this level!
Let's not talk about the king, civilize you and me!
Don't you know this sentence?
The key is that he also added "old" before the word "Wang Bar"!
Xu Yang can't see with his eyes now, and he is too embarrassed to use his mental power to "see" Old Wangtou... After all, Old Wangtou is not an ordinary person. If you use your mental power to sweep him around, he can naturally feel it.

This is very disrespectful.

The old king was silent for a while.

Ma Long naturally didn't notice it, he took out Huazi from the leather bag under the creaking nest, took out one and handed it over, sat down on the chair where Xu Yang was sitting just now, and said with a smile: "Old Wang, pump Huazi .”

Old Wang took the cigarette silently.

Ma Long lit one for Lao Wang first, and then he lit one for himself. He said, "Old Wang, I haven't seen you in the past few years. Why do I feel that you are getting younger and younger...Looking at the small suit, damn it, it's still Armani?"

Xu Yang couldn't bear it any longer, and immediately slapped him.

However, he couldn't see with his eyes, and didn't use his mental strength to scan Ma Long's position. He only relied on the sound to identify the position, but the slap was in vain.

Ma Long raised his head and said suspiciously, "Old Xu, what are you doing? Hitting flies..."

Snapped!
"Ouch my tun (lips)..."

After all, Xu Yang's cultivation base is advanced, and he failed the first time to distinguish the position by listening, so naturally he will not fail the second time.

He slapped him with a slap, and Ma Long immediately covered his mouth and yelled vaguely: "Xu Yang, why did you hit me..."

"To shut up!"

Xu Yang scolded: "This is the master I found for you, only he can help you dissolve your extremely yin body...Do you still want to live?"

"master?"

Ma Long was taken aback, and said in surprise: "Isn't this the old king who sells longevity materials on the street? You forgot... I came to your house to play in the first year of high school. Once he played chess with your grandfather, and someone in the store called to ask for longevity materials. At that time, the two of us went to the longevity shop to help him sell it, and you blackmailed him for 100 yuan."

Old Wangtou: "..."

He raised his eyelids slightly and looked at Xu Yang.

Xu Yang panicked: "It's not me, it's nothing, don't spread rumors..."

"How can you accuse me of lying?"

Ma Long said: "That day you took the 100 yuan and invited me to go to the Internet cafe to masturbate all night, how did you rush from gold to silver that night, you forgot...you look into my eyes and tell me, what happened? Is there such a thing?"

Xu Yang: "..."

Ma Long proudly said: "Look, you don't even dare to open your eyes, and you still accuse me of spreading rumors?"

"I'm so blind!"

Xu Yang felt that his heart disease was about to be caused by anger, Ma Long naturally didn't believe it, he stepped forward to lift Xu Yang's eyelids with his hands, and saw that Xu Yang's eyeballs were gray, as if a layer of dust had been sprinkled on them. The corners of his eyes were still bloodshot, and blood was oozing out, and he wailed, "Old Xu, what's wrong with you?"

As he spoke, he opened Xu Yang's other eye, and said with a heartbroken face, "You said you're fine, why did you lose your mind all of a sudden?"

Xu Yang's head was full of black lines, and he said: "I am temporarily blind, and it will be fine in a few days... Don't be so stupid, can you? Uncle Wang is a reclusive expert. If you want to survive, you must Let him be your teacher."

Ma Long's eyes lit up when he heard the words "hermit expert".

He has also read novels, and knows that many masters love to be security guards, bodyguards, son-in-law and other occupations, and like to hide in the busy city... Isn't this the case for selling longevity materials?
Immediately fell down and wanted to bow down, Xu Yang hurriedly stopped him, saying: "Actually, kowtowing is enough for accepting apprentices? You have to pass the test of Uncle Wang first."

Ma Long corrected his attitude immediately, and stood in front of Old Wangtou seriously.

Old Wangtou smiled and said, "Your name is Ma Long, right? I remember you... When Xu Yang was the last one in his class, you were the one who often came to the store to copy Xu Yang's homework, right?"

Ma Long blushed, lowered his head and said, "Master, you have a really good memory!"

The old Wangtou said again: "If you want to join my school, you have to answer three questions for me. If I am satisfied, you can apprentice now. If I am not satisfied, it means that you and I have no chance."

Xu Yang was a little nervous.

If it works, it's okay, but if the apprenticeship fails, where should I go to find Ma Long's practice method in the underworld?

Ma Long, on the other hand, said carelessly, "Master, you can ask!"

The old Wang asked, "What year, month and day is your birthday?"

"Children's Day, June 2001, 6."

Ma Long said without hesitation: "I heard from my mother that I shot at night. I don't remember the exact time."

Xu Yang opened his mouth...

Is this the so-called "examination of teaching and teaching"?

It's too simple, isn't it?
Or in other words... what's the point of this?
When doing things in ancient times, people like to study the horoscope of birth date... Maybe there is a deep meaning behind Uncle Wang's question.

Uncle Wang said again: "What kind of business is your family doing?"

Ma Long: "My dad is in construction. I used to herd sheep in the mountains two years ago, mainly because I heard that digging treasures can make you rich overnight, but I was unlucky and didn't dig anything. I just came back last month. My dad The day before yesterday, he said that I was idle all day like a two-ball (street slipper), and that he would invest a sum of money in me when the project funds were settled at the end of the year..."

Uncle Wang: "How do you plan to spend the money when you get it?"

Ma Long thought for a while, and said, "I plan to open a bar, similar to the one that is resplendent..."

Xu Yang opened his mouth wide.

A look of shock.

shit...

Is this question off track?
Old man Wang asked again: "Can you tell me why you have such an idea?"

Ma Long: "Master, this is the fourth question."

Old man Wang: "It's okay, you can say what you want, or you don't have to."

"hey-hey!"

Ma Long smiled wretchedly, and said: "Master, to be honest... I don't have any other hobbies, I just like watching girls... When my bar opens, I will set up a big dance floor on the first floor and invite a DJ. There will be a show in the evening... the hottest girl on the dance floor will be free of charge, so you can feast your eyes every day."

"Not bad!"

Uncle Wang's eyes lit up, but he quickly put away his emotions. He nodded, with an inscrutable look, and said indifferently: "Okay, kneel down, and apprentice."

Ma Long fell to his knees on the spot, Bang Bang Bang kowtowed three times, and shouted: "Master!"

"Good disciple... Since you have accepted me as your teacher, I need to tell you about the origin of our lineage."

The old Wangtou suddenly sat up straight, and said in a serious voice: "Listen well, my lineage is inherited from King Biancheng, one of the ten halls of Yama in the underworld, and my teacher is King Biancheng's registered disciple!"

Xu Yang was shocked, and looked at Old Wang in disbelief.

Even Yunmengxi, who had been swiping short videos on his mobile phone, stood up with a "swipe", and looked at Old Wang blankly with shock in his beautiful eyes.

The old king said again: "My master is in charge of the great hell and the city of vain death. He is the lord of the sixth hall of the ten halls of the underworld. In my lineage, there are three kinds of people that are most taboo."

"First, those who are disobedient and unfilial!"

"Second, those who blame the sky and the earth!"

"Third...to those who weep and weep in Beibei!"

Ma Long was stunned, and asked, "Master, what does it mean to weep and weep?"

The old Wangtou explained: "Drowning means excreting excrement and urine, and weeping means crying. Anyone who complains about the world in the world, who drowns and weeps in the north, will be investigated if he enters the city of vain death after death. If you commit any evil in the things you committed during your lifetime, you will be punished with an iron awl and burning your tongue, this is the rule set by my master...that is, your master ancestor."

Ma Long's face was full of doubts, and he said: "Master, weeping at Bei Ni, are you crying and crying at Bei Ni? species?"

"........."

Old Wang was at a loss for words for a while, and then he said: "That's not the point... The point is that since you have joined my sect, you must not do anything wrong, you must be filial to the master, and remember to share good things with the master."

"But……"

Ma Long thought for a while, and said, "I don't remember if I shit or urinated on the north side... If I enter the city of death in the future, the old master and his ancestors will punish me too, right?"

What the hell!

Old Wang gritted his teeth and clenched his fists, suddenly regretting accepting this dog as his apprentice.

On the side, Yunmengxi burst out laughing.

Following the laughter, Ma Long couldn't help but his eyes lit up, and asked, "Old Xu, is this the woman you're looking for again... By the way, where are the female ghosts you raised before? Don't you like *ghosts?" ? Why did you change the tune this time? Could it be that she is also a ghost?"

Xu Yang felt dizzy for a while!
And Yunmengxi came to Ma Long's side in a flash, kicked Ma Long in the face with a flying kick.

Ma Long flew out, and rolled outside the funeral shop with an "ah", Yunmengxi held a watermelon knife, stepped forward to step on Ma Long's chest, and said angrily: "Damn, I have tolerated you for a long time, you are a big man Why are you talking so much nonsense? If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will cut your mouth off!"

Say it.

Put away the knife, walked into the funeral shop, and said very well: "Uncle Wang, I'm sorry... I was impulsive, I hit your disciple, you won't be angry, right?"

Old man Wang said in his heart that the fight was good, why didn't he kill that bastard!
But after all, he is the apprentice I just accepted, if I say this, it will not ruin my reputation, so I thought about it, and said: "Next time, be gentle, I haven't taught him the exercises yet, and he hasn't stepped into the practice. Too weak, be careful to kill him."

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