This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 133 Heaven and earth are boundless, borrowing the law of heaven and earth, earth escape technique!

"nonsense!"

"I'm a zombie, how can I be afraid of poison?"

Yunmengxi's disdainful sneer came out, followed by the scream of "Black Rose" and the cry of the land god: "Flying... flying zombie?"

"No!"

"wrong!"

"You weren't in your prime..."

"Miss Zombie, wait a moment, is there some misunderstanding between us... Ah, what a strong evil spirit, the world has no limit, and the universe uses the law to escape!"

"Ah, my head... Where did this formation come from?"

"hetui!"

"Damn, do you want to run away in front of my old lady?"

There was only a clanging sound, and the voice of the land god rang out again: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? It's..."

Outside.

Xu Yang, Liu Shishi, Yang Yin and Yue Yuluo all looked at each other.

When they entered the room, Yunmengxi had already finished fighting.

The room was in a mess, and on the ground, the woman wearing the fox mask was unconscious. Her hands and legs were bent in a strange posture, apparently interrupted.

The land god was trampled under by Yunmengxi.

He was short in stature, and after Yunmengxi stepped on his waist, he struggled with both hands and feet to look like he was rowing a kayak, but it was a pity that Yunmengxi's evil spirit erupted and completely suppressed him, making him He couldn't break free at all.

You must know that this land god has been transformed into an "evil god".

Overseas, he rebuilt the "Earth Temple", occasionally manifested spirits, but chose incense and belief, and made some sacrificial offerings, so what came this time was not the "golden statue of the god", but the "spirit".

His "spirit" is the same as ghosts and ghosts. It is not an entity and can be dispersed.

However, at this moment, he couldn't even disperse.

"Okay, done!"

Yunmengxi kicked the land god over, then tore off the black cloth covering his face, and said, "This land god has only come alive, but you don't have to worry, I have already suppressed him with evil spirit He can't disintegrate and disperse."

Xu Yang stepped on the land god, looked at Yunmengxi, and after a long time came back to his senses, he asked, "Why do you want to cover your face?"

"got used to."

Yunmengxi was a little embarrassed, and said with a smile: "When I was in the community in Tongluo Bay, I was used to covering my face before killing people... You can go to Causeway Bay to inquire, many people of the older generation should know that I am the masked beauty God of War in Causeway Bay title."

Say it.

Yawning: "Okay, okay... Hurry up and go to sleep, I stayed up late today, and I don't know if my skin will get worse..."

She went straight out of the room and went back to bed.

Xu Yang signaled Yang Yin to go to the bathroom to rescue the landlord and his wife, while he himself went downstairs with the female killer in one hand and the land god in the other, and walked to his room.

There was such a big commotion just now, and all the tenants in the entire B&B were shocked. At this moment, they poked their heads out one by one, and even the tenant downstairs from the landlord left the "Tao Talisman" Xu Yang left in his room. "A non-falling one was sent over.

"Thank you very much."

Xu Yang threw the female killer on the ground, took out the tao talisman and gave it to the tenant, and said, "You can keep this vajra talisman, it's my compensation for disturbing you and your girlfriend..."

The tenant is also from the Jianghu, so he naturally knows the value of the Vajra Talisman. He was overjoyed when he heard this, and explained coyly: "That's not my girlfriend, that's what I call fast food..."

Xu Yang returned to the room, and casually threw the female killer and the land god on the ground.

"Xu Yang!"

The land god didn't see Yunmengxi, and suddenly became arrogant, with a fierce light in his eyes, and said with a sinister smile: "If you dare to kill Black Rose and me, you will die... Do you know that Black Rose is the Shura sect?" The gold-medal killer is the direct disciple of the third elder of the Asura Sect!"

"As for me, I have an inseparable relationship with the three elders of the Shuramen... You have already been on the Shuramen's must-kill list. If you release me and Black Rose, when we go back, maybe I can say a few words for you and let the Shuramen Canceled the pursuit of you..."

"Otherwise, what you will face will be endless pursuit!"

wow...

The lid of the sarcophagus on the ground suddenly opened, Yunmengxi sat up straight, turned his head slowly, looked at the land god and said, "Damn, are you still telling people to sleep? Xu Yang, if you want me to say, just kill him!" Forget about this dog!"

Xu Yang smiled and said, "It's so easy to let him die, wouldn't it be too cheap for him...Okay, okay, Mengxi, go to bed first, and leave the rest to me!"

He flipped his hands over, took out the hammer, and gave the land god a "boom, bang, bang" with the hammer.

The land god's head was smashed flat, and he recovered, screaming: "Xu Yang, you can kill me, you can kill me, otherwise I..."

boom!
Before he could finish his harsh words, Xu Yang smashed it down again with a hammer.

"you……"

boom!
"I……"

boom!
"Ah ah ah..."

boom!
The land god was thrown into a psychological shadow, and shouted: "Don't smash it, don't smash it Xu Yang... I was wrong, I shouldn't come to kill you."

"Ding!"

"The God of Earth has been frightened, merit value +50, earth escape technique +1."

In my mind, the system prompt finally sounded.

Xu Yang's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help cursing: "A dog-like thing, I thought you wouldn't be afraid, Daoist... Now you know you're wrong? What did you do?"

Crackling!

On the head of the hammer in his hand, a thunderous light flickered.

The flash of electric arc struck the body of the land god.

He is an "evil god", and he is most afraid of thunder. When the arc touches his body, he makes a sizzling sound, and bursts of gray smoke rise from the burning.

"Ding!"

"The God of Earth has been frightened, merit value +50, earth escape technique +1."

Xu Yang put the hammer on the forehead of the God of Earth, and let the electric arc hit him, but he did not use all his strength to activate the "Five Thunders" to ensure that he would not be crushed to death soon.

"Ding!"

"The God of Earth has been frightened, merit value +50, earth escape technique +1."

"Ding!"

"The God of Earth has been frightened, merit value +50, earth escape technique +1."

"Ding……"

One after another the system prompts sounded, and the land god was trembling with fright. He was about to speak when he suddenly heard a "hmm" hum, but it was the Asura Gate's gold medal killer "Black Rose" who woke up from a coma. Come.

Xu Yang waved the hammer in his hand...

Hei Meigui, who just opened her eyes and didn't understand "who am I, where am I, what's wrong with me", only felt a pain in her chest, and then felt...

Several of his own ribs were broken, and then poked into the internal organs.

Her limbs were broken.

At this moment, he was hit by Xu Yang again, and he couldn't even stand up.

Blood choked out from her mouth and nose, and at this moment, Black Rose's mind miraculously recalled her life... She was abducted into the killer organization since she was a child, and she has been receiving the most cruel training.

Fight with fierce beasts, fight with companions who train together...

From childhood to the age of 16, she hardly had a good night's sleep... until she was valued by the third elder and taught her the unique knowledge of the Asura Gate. That was the year that she officially started her "killer" career.

From 16 to 28 years old.

In the past 12 years, she has long forgotten how many people died at her own hands. From being unknown at the beginning to now being the gold medal killer of the Asura Gate, all of this was paid for by the lives of people!
"So... is this the feeling of death?"

Her pupils gradually slackened, and the vitality gradually disappeared.

"you……"

Seeing this scene, the God of Earth was stunned, and shouted, "You...you...you killed her?"

In my heart, I felt a little more inexplicable fear of Xu Yang.

He killed without saying a word, not even a word of communication or questioning.

Xu Yang took back the hammer, massaged the face of the God of Earth with the hammer shining with thunder, and said with a calm smile, "Since he is the gold-medal killer of the Asura Gate, he must know the secret technique of the Asura Gate... Then it is inevitable to turn into a ghost after death." , in that case, why should I waste my tongue?"

"I'll ask after she turns into a ghost, isn't it the same?"

"Compared with people, I prefer to communicate with ghosts!"

"Ding!"

"The God of Earth was surprised, merit value +50, earth escape technique +1."

"Ding……"

Another series of system prompts sounded.

But at this moment, the sky outside has already brightened.

"Is it dawning so soon?"

Xu Yang sighed, immediately put away the hammer, and took out a one-foot-high silver bottle... This bottle was what he asked for from the Spiritual Management Bureau, and it was a special "magic weapon" researched by the Spiritual Management Bureau. Seal ghosts and gods.

"Old man of the land, you can go and stay in the bottle first, and I will chat with you after I finish attending the Taoism conference."

With a wave of his hand, Xu Yang directly put the land god into the silver bottle.

Putting the lid on, Xu Yang took out a few more "Suppressing Evil and Expelling Evil Talismans" to wrap around the silver bottle, and then put the bottle into the storage space.

Glancing at the time.

It's already 6:30 in the morning.

Today is the last day of the Taoism Conference, and the schedule is quite full, so Xu Yang needs to arrive at Zongsheng Palace at 7:30.

He sat down next to Black Rose's body, and said, "There is still an hour...the time should be enough."

Yue Yuluo stepped forward and said, "Husband, why don't you go to the Taoism Conference first, and we will help you guard the corpse..."

"also."

Xu Yang thought for a while, got up and said: "After she turns into a ghost, you can suppress her. I will deal with her when I come back."

When he left the B&B, he first found an early breakfast shop on the side of the road, ordered a cup of soy milk and three fried dough sticks, and after finishing eating, he hailed a taxi and rushed to Zongsheng Palace.

Not long after we arrived, several "examiners" also arrived.

A master from Zongsheng Palace stepped forward and babbled for a while before announcing: "The next thing we will do is the fourth assessment of our Taoism Conference... the method of opening the altar!"

"We are all monks, and as monks... the practice of opening the altar is one of the compulsory homework. Our Zongsheng Palace has prepared a set of props for the practice of opening the altar for you. Next, please follow the instructions in order. Check them out one by one."

Xu Yang's heart skipped a beat when he heard this.

What the hell!

one by one?

Wouldn't he be embarrassing himself then?

after all……

I really don't know how to open the altar!

His previous "opening methods" were all superficial engineering, to fool people who don't understand... After all, most of his "opening methods" were learned from zombie movies.

Specifically, how to set up the altar, how to open the altar, how to do it, what to recite, and what steps to step on, these things are all particular.

Xu Yang's original plan was to sharpen his sword in front of the battle, and ask someone for advice... After all, the [Fei Xian Du Ren Jing] is too advanced, and there is no such basic thing as "opening the altar".

I never thought that these days, things keep breaking up every day, and I don't have time at all.

Seeing the first Daoist who participated in the Daofa Conference come forward and meticulously "open the altar", Xu Yang thought about it, and said: "It really can't be done, just follow the cat and draw a tiger later, just fool around..."

Just as he was thinking, a disciple of Zongsheng Palace stepped forward and said in a low voice: "Master Xu, my ancestors are here to invite you."

"Oh?"

Xu Yang was overjoyed in his heart, but on the surface he said: "This...can I wait later? I still have to participate in the next assessment..."

"My ancestors said that with Master Xu's attainments in Taoism, you don't need to participate in the next assessment... The champion of the Qi Refining Group of this Taoism Conference is none other than you."

"........."

Xu Yang was taken aback.

Is this a direct default on me?

He looked around, wanting to see if anyone objected, but he saw those examiners stepping forward one after another, congratulating, even the other participating disciples, no one had a different opinion.

Leaving aside Xu Yang's strength, no one in the entire Taoist sect would dare to dissatisfy with the "Old Ancestor" of Shanzong Shenggong!
That is a "living" land god. In terms of seniority, he is more than seven or eight generations older than the current principals of the Daomen!

"In that case, let's lead the way."

Xu Yang was delighted, and followed the disciples of the Zongsheng Palace to the ginkgo tree "planted by Laozi himself" in the backyard of the Zongsheng Palace.

But he saw that "Chengming Zhenjun" was wearing a purple Taoist robe, standing under the ginkgo tree with his hands behind his back, his eyes were empty and deep, and he didn't know where he was looking.

"Old man."

Xu Yang came behind "Chengming Zhenjun" and saluted respectfully.

"Chengming Zhenjun" turned his head, looked Xu Yang up and down, with a puzzled look, and said: "The old Taoist really wants to split you, kid, to see what kind of composition you are, and you can enter the Tao so quickly!"

"what?"

Xu Yang was shocked: "Old senior... Could it be that the kid did something wrong and annoyed the old senior?"

"You young man, can't even hear a joke?"

Zhenjun Chengming stared with his eyes blown and beard.

Xu Yang put away his "shocked face", and said with a chuckle: "Isn't this trying to cooperate with the old man... But the old man, you must not hit me, I am still a child, and I am not married."

"........."

The land god who lived nearly 600 years old was stunned for a while, and finally said: "A man who is not married is indeed a child... But this sentence is an old saying. It is different from ancient to modern. In ancient times, people married at the age of fifteen or sixteen. Well, it’s understandable to say that you were still a child before you got married... Some of your current ones are not married at 35, so it’s not good to say that.”

He waved his hand and said, "Okay, let's stop talking, the old man came to you today to fulfill the promise he made that day."

"What promise?"

Xu Yang blinked and realized...

The Zipao old Taoist did indeed say that day, after he enters the Tao, he can let himself practice under the ginkgo tree for a period of time...

brush!
The old Taoist waved his sleeves, and suddenly a gust of wind blew by, lifted Xu Yang and landed beside the root of the ginkgo tree, he said: "Old Taoist, I will give you seven days, within these seven days, will you be able to come back again?" Once you are together, it depends on your luck!"

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PS: 4000+ chapters, that’s all for today, good night everyone.

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