This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 114 In the middle of the night, zombies crawled onto my bed!
"My grandfather's name is Hu Guohua. The ancestors of the Hu family were well-known landowners in ten miles and eight villages. In the most glorious period, they bought more than 40 houses connected by three alleys in the city..."

"Hu Guohua has the most ideas. In order to deal with his uncle, he went home and went to the village to find a paper maker who made paper people and horses..."

late at night.

In the hotel room, Xu Yang held his mobile phone, found a horror novel from the Internet, and was talking about it vividly.

When he talked about the paper figurine that Hu Guohua asked someone to make come back to life——

"Ding!"

"The zombie is frightened, the merit value is +100, and the constitution is +1."

Xu Yang's eyes lit up, and he continued talking.

"Ding!"

"The zombie is frightened, the merit value is +100, and the constitution is +1."

"Ding……"

The system prompts one after another put Xu Yang in a state of excitement, but at this moment...

bang bang bang! ! !
The resident in the next room slapped the wall and said angrily, "Damn, are you still letting people sleep?"

"Telling ghost stories in the middle of the night, what the hell?"

After all, it is a homestay.

The resident's house was remodeled, and the two houses are separated by a partition. It's normal that the sound insulation is not good.

Xu Yang frowned and continued talking.

Bang bang bang!
The next door knocked on the wall again, and said angrily: "Mom is crazy, shut up, believe it or not, I will come over and stuff your head into the ass?"

Inside the sarcophagus, Yunmengxi heard the scolding, his eyes lit up, and he said hastily: "Xu Yang, otherwise stop talking, it's not good to disturb others' rest."

Xu Yang opened the listening software, found the ghost story just told, clicked to play, put the phone on the coffin lid, got up and said, "It's okay, just make do with it and listen for a while, I'll come as soon as I go."

He flipped his hands over and took out the hammer.

He used another divine power talisman and a vajra talisman, then walked out of the room silently and went to the next room.

"Are you... the Northwest Hammer King Xu Yang?"

"What are you going to do?"

"I am Li Kui from Shandong Province...I advise you not to be ignorant...Ah...Brother, I was wrong!"

Inside the sarcophagus, Yunmengxi turned his ears sideways, only to hear the sound of pinging, ping, ping, ping, ping, jingling, and clanging bells from the next room, followed by the screams and begging for mercy of the Lao Shizi "Little Li Kui from Shandong".

Three minutes later, Xu Yang returned to the sarcophagus with a hammer in his hand.

He pulled the table and chairs, placed them next to the sarcophagus, and began to draw symbols.

On the mobile phone, the listening software is still playing horror stories.

The voice actor anchor's ability to tell stories is obviously not comparable to Xu Yang's. With a few words, using the ups and downs of the voice and the ups and downs of the voice to create the atmosphere, even Xu Yang feels a little chills behind.

Inside the sarcophagus, Yunmengxi was trembling and was about to cry.

only……

With her temperament, she absolutely cannot admit cowardice.

She plugged her ears with her fingers... With her hearing, she could clearly hear a mosquito flying by outside, not to mention the sound from the mobile phone placed on the coffin.

What's more, Xu Yang also turned the volume to the maximum!
"correct!"

"I can pretend to be asleep..."

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Yunmengxi's mind, and a gleam of light bloomed in her beautiful eyes: "That's right, Xiao Xuzi told me stories to lull me to sleep. If I pretend to be asleep, he will definitely not sleep." said."

then……

A soft snoring sound came from inside the sarcophagus.

"Fell asleep?"

Xu Yang, who was drawing the talisman, was taken aback for a moment, and complained, "You can fall asleep listening to a ghost story. He is also a talent. Compared with what I had when I was young...huh?"

At this time.

The system notification sounded again.

"Ding!"

"The zombie is frightened, the merit value is +100, and the constitution is +1."

Xu Yang showed a meaningful smile, thinking that this little girl is pretty good at it, but she pretended to be sleeping and snoring, so he continued to bury his head in drawing symbols, and the cell phone on the coffin lid was still playing ghost stories.

After about 20 minutes.

bang bang bang! ! !
Yunmengxi finally couldn't hold on anymore.

She patted the coffin board so hard that Xu Yang's mobile phone fell to the ground, and the coffin nails fell off one by one. She lifted the coffin lid and got out, staring at Xu Yang angrily and said, "Did you do anything?" Wrong, a story about breaking ghosts is being broadcasted all the time, can I still tell my old lady to sleep?"

"Ha ha……"

Xu Yang said: "Didn't you ask me to tell you a story..."

He picked up his phone and turned off the listening software.

I glanced at the system properties interface, and found that the value behind the [Merit Value] column had returned to more than 5000, and immediately yawned contentedly: "Okay, it's late at night, I have to participate in the Taoism conference tomorrow, sleep first Go first."

Xu Yang set the alarm clock, lay on the bed, and soon fell asleep.

Yunmengxi glanced resentfully at Xu Yang who was lying on the bed, and silently returned to the sarcophagus.

She closed the coffin panels by herself, and lay quietly on the jade pillow and fox fur.

only……

As soon as I closed my eyes, the story Xu Yang told appeared involuntarily in my mind, and it was also accompanied by pictures.

shivered.

Yunmengxi curled up and tossed and turned in the small sarcophagus, but couldn't fall asleep.

Especially on the bed outside the sarcophagus, the sound of Xu Yang's even breathing came continuously, like bugs burrowing into Yunmengxi's ears, making her unable to sleep at all!
She stomped on the sarcophagus a few times angrily, tossing and turning, images of ghost stories kept appearing in her mind...

finally.

She quietly lifted the coffin board and tiptoed to the bedside.

Slowly approaching, looking at the sleeping Xu Yang, Yunmengxi murmured: "This little Xu is quite handsome..."

She quietly climbed onto the bed and lay beside Xu Yang.

Feeling the body temperature of Xu Yang, the fear caused by the ghost story finally receded gradually, Yunmengxi secretly changed his mind, and said: "Xu Yang slept very hard, and didn't know that I climbed into his bed."

"As long as he returns to the coffin before he wakes up in the morning, it will be seamless..."

Thinking of this in her heart, Yunmengxi gradually fell into sleep.

She slept very restlessly, stretched her legs, turned over, and hugged Xu Yang unconsciously.

And Xu Yang...

In the scorching summer, and there was no air conditioner in the room, he was sweating from sleep and felt very uncomfortable.

But suddenly...

It feels chilly around me, as if someone turned on the air conditioner.

As soon as I turned over... I felt like I was sleeping with my arms around the air conditioner.

A good night's sleep is always short.

Xu Yang felt that he had just fallen asleep when the alarm clock on his mobile phone rang next to his ears.

He slowly opened his sleepy eyes, and what he saw was a beautiful face that was close at hand.

Yunmengxi?
What the hell!

Xu Yang lost all sleepiness in an instant.

The most important thing is... Yunmengxi was still resting on his arm, which made it difficult for Xu Yang to even turn around, so he could only free up his other hand, and carefully turned off the phone alarm clock.

At this time, he had time to look at Yunmengxi.

One person and one zombie, almost face to face at the moment.

Xu Yang could even clearly feel Yunmengxi's cold breath and breath...

There was still a drop of crystal saliva hanging from the corner of her mouth.

Two small fangs protruded from the corners of the mouth, not only not scary, but very cute.

Her skin can be broken with a single blow, without any blemishes.

Xu Yang couldn't help stretching out his fingertips, and lightly poked Yunmengxi's face...it was soft and tactile, and it was no different from a human being except that it was cold and had no body temperature.

His Adam's apple rolled and he swallowed.

"She's sleeping so soundly. I'll kiss her secretly. There should be no problem, right?"

Once this thought came out, it was hard to suppress it anymore.

Pro Zombie?
It's exciting to think about it!

But Xu Yang didn't know...

At this moment, Yunmengxi had already woken up the moment the alarm clock rang.

She only felt her heart beating faster, like a deer bumping wildly...

"Damn!"

"Why did I sleep so deeply?"

"This... is too embarrassing!"

"Ah... he, he... this little Xu, dare to touch my mother's face?"

In Yunmengxi's mind, heaven and man were at war, and when he was thinking about how to resolve this embarrassing situation when he opened his eyes, suddenly... a warm feeling came from his lips.

She widened her eyes sharply.

Xu Yang just said: "..."

One person and one zombie, with wide-eyed and small-eyed eyes, retreated as if they were electrocuted after maintaining this posture for a full ten seconds, and separated instantly.

Xu Yang jumped out of bed with a carp, and quickly wiped his mouth: "Bah, bah, bah...Yunmengxi, you don't sleep with a good sarcophagus, why are you running on my bed?"

Head start!

This trick, Xu Yang tried a hundred times to no avail!

Yunmengxi: "..."

Originally, she was already slightly angry because of Xu Yang's "Bah, Bah, Bah!", but after hearing Xu Yang's words, she became even more furious, swung her powder fist, and appeared beside Xu Yang in a flash, duang It hit Xu Yang's eyes.

"Oh shit!"

"You should... take advantage of my old lady, and still despise my old lady?"

She shouted: "Do you believe it or not, I hacked you to death?"

10 minute later.

Xu Yang covered his eyes and walked out of the room.

As soon as he went out, he saw that "little Li Kui from Shandong" was wearing a pair of sunglasses, wandering around in the yard, and immediately stepped forward, dodging the sunglasses.

"Northwest Hammer King... don't bully me too much!"

Little Li Kui from Shandong was furious with two panda eyes on his face!
These two panda eyes were left by Xu Yang last night, but just after he finished cursing, he discovered... Xu Yang's right eye had also turned into panda eyes. Sweeping it all away, he said with a smile: "Okay, I will give you the sunglasses!"

"I'm in a hurry to attend the Taoism Conference, I don't have the same knowledge as you!"

Xu Yang cursed, put on his sunglasses, and strode out of the hotel.

There are a lot of people from the Jianghu who went to the "Louguantai" today, and most of them are to watch the excitement. The "Taoism Conference" held every three years is a grand event for the Taoist sect, and it is also a rare event for the people of the Jianghu. Great event to see.

Xu Yang finally hailed a taxi, and when he arrived at the "Zongsheng Palace", the first assessment "written test" of the Taoism Conference was still 3 minutes away.

This first assessment is exactly the same as the college entrance examination.

In front of the Sanqing Hall of the Zongsheng Palace, there were tables placed one by one, each table was more than one meter apart, and most of the Taoist priests in Taoist robes had already taken their seats.

There was a staff member at the scene, after checking Xu Yang's ID, he said, "Mr. Xu, your seat is number 82, please take your seat according to your number."

Xu Yang found No. 82, and after he was seated, before he had time to say hello to the left and right, several Taoist priests exuding Taoist charms appeared in front of the Sanqing Hall.

They stepped forward to speak one by one, but they were not as verbose as the school leaders. After saying a few words on the scene, they announced the official start of the "Fifth Taoism Conference".

Xu Yang secretly looked around.

I saw a Taoist priest in the Qi Refining Realm gearing up, looking like he was about to flex his muscles in the "written test" assessment, especially the Taoist priest sitting in front of him. He was about 50 years old and wore reading glasses. Kind of pedantic.

This made Xu Yang's confidence soar...

Maybe wait a minute and copy it.

soon.

The examination papers were handed out.

Xu Yang was dumbfounded when he saw it...

Damn, the Taoist priests in front of me, around me, got different test papers than my own?
He restrained himself and looked at the test paper in his hand.

The first question of the test paper is to silently write Chapter 1 of the Tao Te Ching.

This is simple, Xu Yang will.

He wrote—

"Tao can be Tao, very Tao, name can be named, very name, nameless, the beginning of heaven and earth, name, mother of all things..."

Second question.

What is Zhengyi?Who is the leader of Zhengyi?What is the full name of Zhengyijiao?When and where was Zhengyijiao founded?
This is also simple, Xu Yang thought about it and wrote——

"The one who is righteous is not evil, and the other is not stained. It is Zhengyi. The ancestor Tianshi Zhang Daoling is the leader of Zhengyi. "

The third question: "There is no way to misfortune and good fortune, but people call on themselves, good and evil are rewarded like a shadow" comes from which scripture?Please explain the meaning and main idea of ​​this sentence.

The corner of Xu Yang's mouth twitched, and he silently looked at the fourth question.

Question [-]: Briefly describe the party's basic policy on religious work.

Xu Yang: "..."

Question [-]: As a Taoist monk, hunting ghosts is a compulsory course. When you hunt ghosts, how do you overcome your psychological fear?

Xu Yang's eyes lit up!
I know this!

He pondered for a while and wrote: "Actually, ghosts are not scary. As the saying goes, people are good and deceived by others. When facing ghosts, you must never be kind... The more evil you are, the more ghosts will fear you. When your mahogany sword is far away from ghosts When the throat is only 0.01 centimeters, I believe that any evil spirit will kneel on the ground and cry for mercy."

The rest of the questions were varied and all came from various Taoist classics. Xu Yang didn't know any of them, so he chose to hand in the papers in advance.

The Taoist priest of Zongsheng Palace received the test paper and said: "Mr. Xu, please go to the side hall to rest for a while. Our Zongsheng Palace has prepared fast meals for all fellow Taoists... There will be another assessment in the afternoon."

Xu Yang knew about the assessment in the afternoon.

It is the "drawing character test".

After Xu Yang came to the Piandian to have a fast meal, he took another nap, and it was soon afternoon.

He returned to the examination room, and this time the examination questions were exactly the same for everyone.

On the Zongsheng Palace side, three kinds of Taoist talismans were given out for the Taoists participating in the "Taoism Conference" to copy.

These three kinds of Dao talismans are "Heavenly Eye Talisman", "Invisibility Talisman" and "Wall Piercing Talisman". This kind of Dao Talisman is similar in general Taoist schools, but the drawing method is slightly different. different.

After Xu Yang got the three Taoist talismans, he copied them like cats and tigers.

Unexpectedly, he was very lucky, the "Sky Eye Talisman" was successfully drawn in one pass, and the "Invisibility Talisman" was a bit troublesome, and it took the fourth time to draw it.

The "Wall Penetration Talisman" was drawn three times.

It took 28 minutes in total.

Looking up, seeing the other "candidates" scratching their heads, Xu Yang said in his heart, "These three Taoist talismans are not difficult... I, a young man who has been learning to draw talismans for ten days, have drawn them all, why do they have the appearance of constipation and dystocia?" look?"

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