Cultivating Ghosts: There is a Pink Skull at the beginning

Chapter 12 Cheats
In the early morning, the cave was gloomy, and Chen Taiyi curled up under the blanket, not wanting to move.

"Woo~woo~woo~"

"Ow~Ow~"

I don't know what happened outside the bed. Every time the hag practiced, it felt like a group of demons dancing wildly, and the voices of ghosts crying for father and mother were everywhere.

Chen Taiyi knew that the ghost woman was practicing, and the cultivation of ghost cultivators must not be a very attractive thing.

He fell asleep again in a daze, and it was already noon when he woke up again.

There is not much sunlight even at noon, this place is facing away from the sun, and only a little bit of sunset can be seen in the evening every day.

Chen Taiyi came out of the bed, and saw that fruits and pasta and meat had been placed on the bedside.

Sitting up and eating honestly, Chen Taiyi looked at the hag who was still practicing, thinking about what to do today.

I quickly finished eating the delicious beef and pancakes. Now the ghost woman is considered a master in the ghost king's sect. In addition, she doesn't respect the rules and morals. She can even do things like snatch the women from the next door, let alone grab some food. that's it.

Not long after eating, Chen Taiyi who was lying on the bed touched his stomach helplessly.

Alas...my delicate body really can't handle this rough food...

Chen Taiyi stood up helplessly, stepped on the dirty shoes worn for two months and continued walking into the cave.

In the past few days, the technology of making fire with stones has been researched. The disadvantage is that it is more wasteful and troublesome.

Fortunately, the hag gave him a tinder for lighting, as long as the small bamboo tube is twisted and blown a little, sparks will come out, and adding some straw can ignite it.

Although the fire problem has been solved, other problems still exist.

Chen Taiyi has been weak since he was a child, and he ate fine grains and soft rice in the palace. Here, he would either eat greasy meat pieces or greasy pancakes every day. Every time he had to go to the toilet soon after eating.

Holding the torch and walking for more than ten meters into the gloomy cave, Chen Taiyi looked at the pits he had buried on both sides of the road and felt a sigh.

Soon Chen Taiyi arrived in front of the earth pit dug yesterday. After putting down the torch, he took out hay, leaves, and round wood chips he had cut when he was bored.

Squat down and start using the toilet.

After more than ten minutes, Chen Taiyi buried the dirt with sand to prevent the stench from coming out.

Returning along the original road, Mrs. Chen counted the pits on the road. In the past two months, she went to the toilet twice a day on average, and there were more than 120 small pits on the roadside.

After returning home, Chen Taiyi washed his hands, and then took the water in the wooden basin out of the cave and poured it out.

After standing outside the cave for a while and looking at the gloomy and quiet dense forest and valley below, Chen Taiyi returned to the cave to start his hard-working moments of the day, exercising his body.

Ten push-ups, squatting for 2 minutes, a set of radio gymnastics, running in place for 3 minutes, by the way, spend an hour preparing sand and soil in advance for going to the toilet tomorrow.

After a long silence, the hag suddenly said: "If you are idle and bored, when those people come to make trouble, I will leave a female companion for you. Don't let her go this time."

"No need." Chen Taiyi resolutely refused, he didn't need any female companion.

The hag calmed down and said no more.

Mrs. Chen cleaned her own bed, looked for the fallen hair, and arranged the messed up animal skin blanket and quilt by the way.

The hag suddenly said again: "I'll help you catch a rabbit tonight, it's fine if you keep a rabbit."

"No need, really no need, you can just practice." Chen Taiyi felt that the hag cared too much about him, and he didn't need that much.

The hag fell silent again.

After Chen Taiyi made the bed, he looked around and found that the cave was too clean, there were hard rocks everywhere, and there was no place where sand could be made.

"Mom, don't you need to go to the toilet?"

"No, people eat whole grains to use up inexhaustible filth. A monk's stomach is not as fragile as a mortal's."

Chen Taiyi was very envious, but he also knew that he was not a monk.

"Then is there a spell that can deal with those dirty things? I have to bury those things with soil every day, otherwise the hole will be full of stench."

The hag said indifferently: "No matter how stinky it is, how can it smell like a sea of ​​blood under the mountain? You don't need to worry about this, no matter how stinky it is, it's still your smell, and it doesn't matter if you fall on the bed."

Chen Taiyi quickly shook his head, "No, of course it should be cleaner if possible. It would be great if there is something that can digest these feces."

The hut is fine, and it’s fine to have someone take care of it, but at this moment, Chen Taiyi thought of slime, the legendary helper in another world who can digest all garbage.

The hag said: "Do you want a dog? It's simple. There are wild wolves barking outside at night. I'll catch you a poop-eating wolf cub at night, so you don't have to do stupid things all day long."

"No!" Chen Taiyi resolutely refused, he didn't want a wolf that ate his own feces as a pet at all.

The hag said helplessly: "I don't want this, I don't want that, you are so difficult to serve!"

Chen Taiyi thought for a while, and quickly said: "Grandma, are you doing the usual work of bringing me food and fetching water?"

"I'm the one who controls Iron Corpse to fetch water and serve food for you, even to fetch food. What if you are injured by bad guys after I leave here?"

Chen Taiyi said curiously: "I was wondering before, didn't Mom get the cheats of feigning death last time? How did you learn to control the corpse?"

The ghost woman said: "This is the Ghost King Sect. Just take a look at other people's spell-casting gestures and formulas. It's not too difficult."

"Then can I learn?" Chen Taiyi became interested, and wanted to make his summoned creature pack up his excrement and throw it outside.

This will perfectly solve the toilet problem!
The ghost woman did not expect that Chen Taiyi would have the idea of ​​learning actively, "Yes, there are some cheat books I collected deep in the cave, wait a moment, I will get them for you."

Chen Taiyi was puzzled, "Where did you collect it?"

"From the corpses of those disciples." The hag said very naturally.

Chen Taiyi was even more puzzled, "They still carry cheat books with them when they go out? Isn't this too stupid?"

The hag no longer had any expectations for Chen Taiyi's brain.

"People in the Ghost King Sect are without father and mother, and putting things in the house is cheap for others. Besides, ordinary ghost cultivators and evil cultivators are all blunt and desperate people. These people can read a book for more than a year and a half. It might not be possible to memorize it, so why not take it with you and look it up at leisure?"

Chen Taiyi showed a serious expression, and nodded in approval, "It makes sense..."

The hag quickly went to the cave to get the cheat books, and when she came out, she carried more than a dozen books and threw them on the bed.

"You choose yourself, watch what you like, and wipe your ass if you don't like it, even if it's burned for fun."

The ghost mother looked down on these cheat books, and she didn't give Chen Taiyi any idea, she simply felt that it was in the way and left it at the bottom.

If Chen Taiyi hadn't said that she wanted to learn cheats, she would never have imagined that these things could be used to wipe Chen Taiyi's ass.

(End of this chapter)