dead body search

Chapter 22 I have a friend

How should Yuanjing be generated?
In Taoist scriptures, there is only the content of locking essence, strengthening essence or nourishing essence, and there is no content of creating something out of nothing.

Perhaps for the human race, the essence already exists, and there is no need to create it out of nothing.

You can't work behind closed doors!
Hou Dongsheng patted the storage bag and took out a map. There was a big city nearby.

Nine Green City.

Yangjingtang.

Dressed in white, Hou Dongsheng entered the clinic with a handsome appearance.

Female doctor: "My lord, is there anything I can do for you?"

Hou Dongsheng frowned.

"Who is the person with the highest medical skills here?"

Female doctor: "It turns out that the young master came to test and teach us. The best medical skill in this clinic is naturally Mr. Fan."

Hou Dongsheng: "Then please take me to see Master Fan."

Female doctor: "Master Fan is right there."

Following what the female doctor pointed out, Hou Dongsheng saw a white-haired old man who was feeling his pulse with a happy expression.

Hou Dongsheng waited until the patient that Master Fan was seeing left, and then came to Master Fan, bowed and said, "I'm sorry."

Master Fan: "Extend your hand."

Naturally, Hou Dongsheng couldn't stretch out his hand to let him feel his pulse. Now that Hou Dongsheng's heart is still broken, and the blood in his body hasn't flowed yet, how can he let a doctor feel his pulse.

"Dear Master Fan, I have a friend who is suffering from a hidden disease, so let me inquire about it." Hou Dongsheng took out a piece of silver and put it on the table as a consultation fee.

Master Fan: "Oh... your friend, isn't it you?"

Hou Dongsheng: "It is indeed my friend, not me."

Master Fan: "Okay...then tell me what's wrong with your friend?"

"No essence!" Hou Dongsheng said solemnly.

Master Fan: "What did you say? I can't hear clearly when I'm old."

Hou Dongsheng put his mouth close to Master Fan's ear and whispered, "No essence."

Master Fan: "What?"

"Spermless."

Master Fan: "I can't hear you."

"No sperm!"

Maybe it was because he yelled too loudly, but the people around him could all see it. Hou Dongsheng lowered his head slightly, and slightly covered his face with two fingers.

I saw Master Fan opened his old and dizzy eyes, glanced at Hou Dongsheng, who was fair-skinned, full of vigor, and exuberant vitality, so he said with a half-smile: "Young man... the old man doesn't think you are a person who doesn't move, but you Too much masturbation? You must know that strong masturbation will be wiped out, you must be self-disciplined!"

dong dong dong...

Hou Dongsheng knocked on the table and said impatiently: "I'm talking about insensitivity, and you told me not to lift it? I'm asking what should be done if a person is inspirited?"

Hearing this, Master Fan gasped.

"Young man! What is wrong with you? You have abundant kidney water, stable essence, solid as a rock, indestructible, and never let go..."

Hou Dongsheng: "It's not that I can't get it out, it's that there is none at all, not a drop."

Master Fan: "How do you know? I don't believe it! Let me feel the pulse."

Hou Dongsheng: "I said he was a friend of mine, what is the use of my pulse?"

puff!

The female doctor behind him laughed.

Hou Dongsheng turned his head and glanced at this woman, then at the so-called Master Fan.

"It's really playing the piano to the cow!" Hou Dongsheng walked away in a huff.

Verdant Hill.

Azure view.

In a room.

After half a month of retreat, Zheng Bing finally refined the medicinal power of a Jade Heng Pill, and the cultivation level of the third level of Qi Refining was faintly loose. If there is another Jade Heng Pill, he must be able to enter the fourth level of Qi Refining.

There is also a Yuheng Pill!

It's in the hands of that little kid.

Go grab it!

At this time, Taoist Master Liu was practicing martial arts with other Taoist priests in the Taoist temple.

There are more than [-] Taoist priests in Qingyang Temple, and the only real immortals are Liu Heng and Zheng Bing.

These Taoist priests cannot practice immortality, but they must practice martial arts.

Practice the three-hour period in summer and the three-nine-month period in winter.

Although Liu Heng is an immortal cultivator, the school rules also require that all disciples in the Qi refining period must practice martial arts.

Firstly, when going out and about in the rivers and lakes, it is more or less useful to have a body of martial arts; secondly, practicing martial arts can not only strengthen the body, but also strengthen the foundation and cultivate the essence.

Cultivating immortals and refining Qi, meditating to soothe the mind, practicing martial arts to nourish the essence, the spirit, energy and spirit need to go hand in hand.

If a monk in the qi refining period gives up practicing martial arts and only concentrates on refining qi, his cultivation speed will not be as good as that of a martial artist.

Just as Liu Hang was sweating like rain and punching, Zheng Bing, dressed as a Taoist nun, suddenly appeared and knocked him down with three punches and two kicks.

After all, Liu Heng is only 12 years old, his body has not grown, and his boxing skills are definitely not Zheng Bing's opponent.

Zheng Bing: "Follow Senior Sister!"

Little Daoist Liu screamed in pain, and the surrounding Taoist priests not only did not help but laughed.

In a room.

Zheng Bing: "Give the two Yuheng Pills to Senior Sister."

Liu Heng: "I've already eaten one."

Zheng Bing: "That means there is one left, give it to me!"

Liu Heng: "Give it to you for nothing?"

Liu Hang stared at the past with small eyes.

Zheng Bing: "Don't even think about it."

Liu Hang: "Then I won't give it."

Zheng Bing: "Believe it or not, I will kill you with one knife."

Liu Heng: "Then you do it, cut from here."

Zheng Bing: "..."

"Okay! You little bastard, if you're cruel, I'll trade you the breast wrap." Zheng Bing said through clenched teeth.

Liu Hang: "Deal!"

Zheng Bing took away the Yuhengdan that Liu Heng hid under the table, and Liu Heng got a warm chest wrap.

Little Daoist Liu happily played with the cloth strips, and he decided to do something he had wanted to do for a long time...

I saw Xiao Daochang Liu standing at the window, and there was a pond outside the window.

Hear the sound of frogs.

Little Daoist Liu wrapped his body with Zheng Bing's cloth strips, and then held the cloth strips with his hands.

I've never felt this way before...

I want to sprinkle love into the pond and become a little frog next year.

Just when little Daoist Liu was completely forgetting himself and was about to sow frogs, he suddenly saw a strange man standing by the pond.

The man wore a bamboo hat on his head, a black robe on his body, and a dirty bandage on his face.

Little Daoist Liu trembled and went back in fright.

Hou Dongsheng: "How can the essence be wasted like this? It's really young and doesn't know the value of essence."

Little Daoist Liu put away Zheng Bing's chest wrap, and said with an embarrassed smile: "So it's Senior Sister Bing's master. I haven't seen you for a long time, and I miss you very much."

Hou Dongsheng: "You don't have to be so awkward, my name is Hou Dongsheng, you can call me fellow daoist."

Liu Heng: "You Daoist Hou...I'll call Senior Sister Bing right now."

Hou Dongsheng: "No need! I came here specially to ask you some questions."

Liu Heng: "You Daoist Hou said too seriously."

The wind rolled.

Hou Dongsheng entered Liu Hang's wing.

Hou Dongsheng: "Well... I have a friend who suffers from infertility. How can I cure him?"

Liu Hang: "..."

Hou Dongsheng: "What kind of eyes do you have?"

Liu Hang: "You Daoist Hou misunderstood, I did not discriminate against you."

Hou Dongsheng: "Do you have a way to cure infertility?"

Liu Heng: "No... how can you ask me such a thing, I'm still a virgin."

Hou Dongsheng: "..."

Liu Heng: "Why don't you wait here for my master to come back, maybe he knows."

"Daozhang Liu?"

Liu Heng nodded.

Hou Dongsheng: "That's the only way..."

"Little Daoist Liu... It is said in the book that everything in the world has a spirit. May I ask what is the soul of a zombie?" Hou Dongsheng asked again.

"Your question is very tricky." Liu Hang scratched his head, frowning together.

"I don't know either, just ask my master."

"Why do fierce ghosts have memories of life, but zombie souls don't?"

"I don't know about this either, ask my master."

"What is that ghost?"

"I haven't learned it!"

(End of this chapter)