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Chapter 66 I think you want to fart

"Why do you want me to give up the match, this is my own tool, I can use it as I want!! You don't want to hit me with matches!!!"

Thinking back to when Qiao Xue was kidnapped by morality and forced Yun Xianghuan to keep the fishing net and bamboo basket, she didn't look like this.

Now that the whip hit her a little bit, she began to refuse.

They failed to make a fire to keep warm, and the green plantains they brought back could not be roasted and eaten softly.

But the desire of hunger has left them no time to consider whether the unbaked green plantains are not delicious, and they will eat them if they are not.

The skin of unripe green bananas is very hard, and it is very difficult to peel, because often the skin of the bananas cannot be completely peeled off.

He opened his mouth and took a bite of the plantain. Everyone couldn't help but grimaced and frowned, but they still swallowed the bitter taste.

Because plantains can not only relieve hunger, but also have the effect of sorting out the stomach.

After eating the hard-to-eat green plantains, they felt bitter and green all over, and unknowingly recalled the taste of the yellow plantains on the canopy they had eaten.

Fragrant, soft, sweet and glutinous, dense and melts in the mouth.

They don't desire it if they haven't tasted it, if they haven't had it.

But not only did they eat it, but they also ate more than one. No matter what, they couldn't forget the fragrance that spread in their mouths, which was so sweet that it was soft and greasy in their hearts.

Thinking of Huang Bajiao, he couldn't help but think of Yun Xianghuan.Because the yellow plantain was brought back by Yun Xianghuan, I don't know what method she used to pick such a plump and beautiful plantain.

Thinking of Yun Xianghuan, she also thought that she had already left the shelter.

Thinking of Yun Xianghuan, he thought of their current difficult and painful situation.

The resentment towards Yun Xianghuan couldn't help but grow stronger in my heart.

Jiang Jingwen: "Yun Xianghuan's method of picking yellow bananas is just a matter of one sentence."

Qiao Xueyi: "Maybe it's the yellow plantains in the bamboo basket, but the bamboo basket was taken away by Yun Xianghuan, how abominable!"

Yu Yousang: "Why didn't Yun Xianghuan tell us another way to repel mosquitoes? Why is she so heartless? Sangsang is so sad now..."

Zhan Yong: "If Yun Xianghuan hadn't taken away the fishing net, we would have eaten fish long ago."

Su Mei: "If it wasn't for Yun Xianghuan not leaving herbal medicine for us, we would have been cured a long time ago. If we are half cured, we will die. There is no medical ethics and no sense of responsibility."

Jiang Yuebai: "If it wasn't for Yun Xianghuan's unwillingness to let us know which wild vegetables are edible, everyone wouldn't have to work so hard every day and have frequent physical problems..."

Xu Jingyao: "None of us wants to chase after Yun Xianghuan, hey, she is too determined to go her own way."

Lu Jingchen listened to these words expressionlessly with a stern pale face, and frowned gloomyly after listening, but he didn't answer.

Yun Jiaojiao had tears in her eyes, looking sad and guilty, "In the end, I'm sorry for everyone. It's because I failed to persuade my sister, and I don't know what happened to her now."

Yes, what happened to Yun Xianghuan?

In the past few days, the director still hasn't sent a signal that Yun Xianghuan is out, which means that Yun Xianghuan is still staying in this jungle.

They are all in such a miserable situation, wouldn't it be even worse for Yun Xianghuan alone?
Thinking that Yun Xianghuan was worse than them, the group of people felt a lot better.

This is the price Yun Xianghuan should pay for her actions.

Yun Jiaojiao held a carrot-sized bamboo shoot in her hand and peeled it round and round, revealing the smooth and tender meat inside. The bamboo shoot had the color of light milk-yellow pudding and was stained with water droplets. It looks very sweet and delicious.

She swallowed, and then took a bite, which made her vomit directly.His face was distorted.

Bitter, bitter to the extreme, the bitter taste permeated her mouth and nerves like traditional Chinese medicine, Yun Jiaojiao shivered from the bitterness.

She spat, but the bitter taste was hard to dissipate for a while.

Yun Jiaojiao grabbed the bamboo shoots, her eyes were bloodshot, her scarlet was fierce, she wished she could throw the peeled bamboo shoots out.But countless cameras were facing her, and Lu Jingchen was beside her, so she couldn't easily tear off her disguise in front of other people.

She is cold and hungry now, her whole body is stinky, and there is a musty smell of damp. She is as miserable as a drowned rat, and she is no longer as bright and beautiful as she was before.

She was still trapped in the deep mountains, under this big tree, and this big tree was like a brat who likes to challenge people's patience and bottom line. The drops of water on the forehead and the falling wet sticky leaves are extremely annoying.

Sometimes, it is these inconspicuous pressures that bend the last straw in people's hearts.

For a moment, Yun Jiaojiao didn't understand why she had to suffer this kind of crime.

Her lips and teeth were trembling, and she made a slight "creak" sound. The wet clothes on her body were as cold as ice, which made her body stiff and stiff, trembling and trembling.

She gritted her teeth in aggrieved hatred, her whole body exuded strong resentment, "System, I really want to take a hot bath, change into new clothes, wrap up in a thick blanket, turn on the heater, drink hot coffee, eat big Big fish and meat, roast chicken and roast duck, seafood delicacies..."

System: "..." I think you want to fart.

Yun Jiaojiao was violent and irritable, "System, think of a way!! Can't you give me a wishing talisman on credit?! We have cooperated for ten years, is ten years of friendship not enough for a wishing talisman? !!"

System: "..." It's so weak that it has swallowed Yun Jiaojiao's wishing talisman privately, hasn't Yun Jiaojiao counted yet?
Now what Yun Jiaojiao wanted the wishing talisman for, the answer was clear at a glance.

The system's cold and ruthless mechanical voice said calmly and cruelly: "The host, I am the plundering luck system, not a peerless koi that makes things happen out of thin air. I only provide the host with some help in terms of its own ability value for the luck plundering Frankly speaking, the wishing talisman derived from plundering other people's luck is itself a thing to satisfy the greed, ugliness and desire of human nature.

It is in itself looting and destruction.Looting what others have and destroying what is otherwise intact.

Such as becoming beautiful, getting high test scores, singing, dancing, musical instruments and other amazing skills in other fields.

These do not belong to Yun Jiaojiao, but Yun Jiaojiao can temporarily plunder the abilities of those who possess these skills through the Wishing Talisman.

Those who are plundered will temporarily lose their abilities.

Yun Jiaojiao has done countless times to use other people's abilities to smack the face of those whose abilities she has plundered.

And she generally plunders and provokes people with higher status than her.

(End of this chapter)