After wearing cannon fodder, I really smell

Chapter 83 The Richest Old Guy on the Mountain

Linlai County, Liu's House, Ping'an Lane, South Street.

The Liu family is a three-entry courtyard. The grain shop opened is the largest in the county, and there are even branch shops in towns. Since the death of the old man of the Liu family, Liu Dami, the head of the Liu family, has lived in the main courtyard.

At this time, the main courtyard was brightly lit, and the maids came and went in an orderly manner. They were delivering delicacies to the dining table in front of Liu Dami. Liu Dami crossed his legs and hummed a little song. He raised his head and drank a glass of wine, sighed: "A comfortable life, where can I find it!"

Mrs. Liu who was sitting on the side really couldn't understand his lazy appearance, and secretly rolled her eyes.

Unfortunately, being seen by the concubine in Liu Dami's arms, Aunt Zhao covered her mouth and chuckled, stretched out her index finger to hook Liu Dami's collar, and said angrily, "Master~"

Liu Dami grabbed Aunt Zhao's little hand and kissed it three times, making a "啅啅啅" sound, which made the maid who was serving the food blush and looked down with contempt, the master is really not particular Yes, the lady is still sitting beside her.

"What's the matter, honey?"

Aunt Zhao rolled her eyes back and forth, looking up and down, but not Liu Dami.

Liu Dami was tickled by the little eyes, and immediately hugged Aunt Zhao tightly and was about to go to bed. Aunt Zhao said "Hey" tenderly, pouting her mouth, indicating that he was still there.

Liu Dami looked over and seemed to remember that Mrs. Liu was still sitting beside her. Frowning, she walked over and kicked Mrs. Liu's stool, "Get out of here!" Those who have no eyesight will divorce her sooner or later!
"Yes." Mrs. Liu smiled more gently on her face, and retreated with a group of maids.

After leaving the main courtyard, listening to the laughter coming from inside, Qiuyue, the maid next to Mrs. Liu, gritted her teeth and said, "My lady! Can you bear it like this?"

This is the main courtyard, but now the master hangs out with the concubine in it, driving the main lady out, how can there be such a reason?

Mrs. Liu closed her eyes slightly, put her hands in Qiuyue's arms, and then she took off her disguise. She sneered and mocked: "Forbearance?"

She would never do such a thing.

"It's just that I don't want to argue with him."

"Then you?" Qiuyue still looked aggrieved, that Aunt Zhao relied on the master to spoil her, but she went too far.

Lady Liu shook her head and said, "An old cucumber, who wants to fight with her?"

Qiuyue was about to say something, but she shut her mouth firmly when she heard this, and helped her back to the courtyard where she lived to rest.

It was night, and a scream broke the silence of the Liu residence.

"what!"

Lady Liu was awakened and sat up abruptly. Seeing the darkness in the room, she couldn't help being a little scared.

"Qiuyue? Qiuyue!"

Chunyun poked Qiuyue who was in a daze, and reminded: "Qiuyue, my lady is calling you."

Qiuyue came back to her senses, she was stunned by the scream just now, and she hadn't recovered yet, but the lady told her that she had to go, so she hurriedly took a few deep breaths on the spot, and went in with weak hands and feet.

"Miss, are you awake?"

Qiuyue lit a candle, and the room suddenly became brighter.

With the light, Lady Liu caressed her rising and falling chest, and asked after she was less scared, "What's going on?"

Qiuyue hesitated: "The voice seems to be... from the main courtyard."

What the hell is going on in the main courtyard?

Mrs. Liu had a sullen face, and anyone who had slept soundly was not happy to be woken up. She got out of bed to put on her shoes, and ordered Qiuyue to dress her.

She didn't know what happened in the main courtyard, she had to go and have a look.

She would be happy no matter what happened to either one, preferably both.

At this time, in the main courtyard, Liu Dami was wrapped in a quilt and sitting on the ground shivering, and Aunt Zhao on the bed was stirring the veil uncomfortably. She really didn't understand that she was sleeping soundly just now, why did she suddenly fall on the floor?
And... the master still doesn't let her get close, as if she is some kind of scourge and avoids her.

"Master~" There was no other way, Aunt Zhao had no choice but to resort to a trick of all kinds of trials. In the past, as long as she acted like a baby, the master would not be able to help but hug her and kiss her.

Liu Dami pulled the quilt over her head, and said in a muffled voice under the quilt: "Monster, get out!"

"If you don't get out again, I won't be polite!"

monster?
Aunt Zhao's eyes widened, she looked around in a panic, she got out of bed and squeezed towards Liu Dami, crying, "Where are there monsters, my concubine is so scared!"

"Go away, monster!"

Although covered with a quilt, Liu Dami seemed to have an extra pair of eyes, deftly avoiding Aunt Zhao who squeezed over, yelling "monsters" and "ghosts"!
Aunt Zhao pointed her index finger at herself, with a look of disbelief: "Me?"

She is a monster?
Liu Dami is crazy!

When Mrs. Liu walked into the main courtyard, she saw that both of them were in a mess and messed up. She thought that they were screaming when they fell to the ground messing around on the bed. Contempt flashed in her eyes, and she said with a bit of disgust: " What's wrong?"

She yawned a little. If she had known it was such a dirty compliment, she would not have come, wasting her expression.

"My lady! My lady!" Hearing Miss Liu's voice, Liu Dami quickly lifted the quilt, crawled to her feet at an incredible speed, hugged her thigh with both hands, and cried, "Help, lady!" woo woo woo..."

Aunt Zhao rolled her eyes slightly, so cowardly.

Mrs. Liu hurriedly took a step back, but Liu Dami followed closely, and the hug became tighter, she had to reach out her hand, trying to break Liu Dami's hand, but Liu Dami didn't let go at all!

"My lady, don't leave me, there are ghosts here!"

"Release." It was all like this, Lady Liu stopped pretending, her tone was full of disgust.

"My lady, there really is a ghost! I didn't lie to you, lady!"

Mrs. Liu scanned around, very impatiently: "Where is the ghost?"

She wondered if it was because Liu Dami deliberately tormented her.

Hearing this, Liu Dami hugged Mrs. Liu's thigh and didn't let go, but turned her head and quietly opened her eyes a little, huh?

"Hey, what about the old man? I just saw that old man lying on the bed!"

Mr. Liu beside him was so angry that his beard flew upside down. He had just entrusted Liu Dami with a dream to buy him some incense and candles, but Liu Dami, an unfilial son, actually told him to get out!

He was so angry that he wanted to beat up Liu Dami, but Liu Dami was fine, he just opened his mouth and called him a monster!
Unfilial and unfilial!

Mrs. Liu is sure that Liu Dami is fine to torment her now. The "old man" Liu Dami said is the old man of the Liu family, her father-in-law. "You old man, hurry up and die", "You old man, meddle in your own business", etc., and her father-in-law has been dead for several years, and Liu Dami's behavior has become more and more excessive in the past few years, and the Liu family's business has plummeted. The family is just gnawing at their old books.

She sneered in her heart, if her father-in-law really came back, that would be a good thing.

Mrs. Liu raised a smile, but the absurdity did not reach her eyes: "Maybe my husband is wrong? My father-in-law loves me the most, and I will definitely not come out to scare my husband. The day after tomorrow will be clear. Maybe my father-in-law misses me?"

"It's that old bastard, I read that right, that old bastard still wants me to buy him something, hmph, it's really a good idea, I kicked him away, but he came out again, still He said he wanted to beat me!" Liu Dami said angrily.

Mr. Liu pointed at Liu Dami, his hands trembling from anger.

An unfilial son is not a filial son!
shopping?
When Mrs. Liu heard the words, she kept it in her heart, but she asked with a little surprise: "Could it be that the father-in-law is short of food and clothing down here?"

"The old man came to harm me after he died, what else could he lack?" Liu Dami gave a "cut" and got up from the ground, seeing that Aunt Zhao was still kneeling softly on the ground, she walked over and kicked her ,"piss off!"

Aunt Zhao rubbed the place where she was kicked, and went down aggrieved.

Lady Liu shook her head slightly, he could always refresh her lower limit.

After getting angry, Mr. Liu calmed down instead.

Although those neighbors kept saying "unworthy children and grandchildren", he knew that they were all talkative. In fact, their children and grandchildren were extremely filial, only him, ah.

During the Qingming Festival in the first year, Liu Dami just took some pastries and dried fruits to settle the matter. When a neighbor saw him, he explained bluntly that it was because he didn't like those chickens and wine.

The following Qingming Festival, Liu Dami didn't come, and he explained to his neighbors that his son must be too busy with business.

In the third year, a couple moved in from the neighbors, and their good daughter brought them delicious incense candles. He just wanted to have a dream and asked Liu Dami to buy him some of those incense candles. Only then did I realize that Liu Dami...

Mr. Liu shook his head and walked out of the main courtyard, but his back was a little bent.

This family, his son, was so strange that he didn't know him at all.

At the same time, in the Liu family, which is one household away, Mr. Liu also arrogantly entrusted dreams to his descendants one by one!
First came to the dream of his eldest son, crying with snot and tears: "My son, your father and I are suffering! Down below you can't eat enough and don't wear warm clothes. You enjoy the blessings above, and your father and I live a miserable life." what!"

Liu's eldest son: "..."

It seems that he often replaces the offerings in the ancestral hall with new ones, right?
Grandpa Liu howled for a while, seeing that his eldest son ignored him, he simply sat down on the ground, thumped the ground and shouted: "I'm not filial, my son is not filial, my lady, how did we give birth to such an unfilial son, I'm sorry You, lady..."

Eldest Liu couldn't laugh or cry: "Father, are you always doing this?"

What are you doing this for?

Seeing Mr. Liu covering his face with his hands but sneaking a little peek between his fingers, Eldest Liu pondered for a moment, then cupped his hands and asked, "What do you want, I'll buy it for you?"

Mr. Liu snorted, and he was still on the right track.

"I want to eat the white incense candles from the Chen Family Incense Candle Shop, remember?"

The eldest son Liu listened attentively, and he was fully prepared for Mr. Liu to read out a long list of things, but this is the result?

He waved his hand, quite proudly: "No problem!"

After the words fell, Mr. Liu disappeared, and the eldest son Liu laughed and shook his head.

Then, Mr. Liu squatted in the courtyard of the second room.

Liu Erzi came into the yard humming a little tune, and suddenly saw his father squatting at the gate waiting for him, and broke out in a cold sweat: "Father, why are you being so scary here?"

Mr. Liu snorted: "Hmph, I specially scare you, an unfilial son!"

"Nonsense! Father, I am the most filial!" Liu's second son refused, squatting next to his father, "Why are you here?"

"Did you miss us?"

"Are you here to find mother to catch up on old times or to ask elder brother for something?"

"Is it fun down here? Is there something different down here from above?"

Mr. Liu: "..."

He's gone, and the second son's itching is getting worse.

"You do something for me, and I'll tell you where I hide my money!"

Liu Er's son rolled his eyes: "Father, do you mean the 50 taels you buried under the ginkgo tree in the back garden? Or the 20 taels under the table in the study?"

Unfilial son! ! !
Mr. Liu was so angry that he immediately grabbed the ear of Liu Er's son, and Liu Er's son jumped in pain: "Hey, hey, daddy hurts!"

"Father, you are going to murder your own son!"

"Are you going to agree? If you don't agree, I'll tell your elder brother that you hid 100 taels in a stupid palace map!"

"It hurts, it hurts, I promise, I promise, dad, let go!"

Hmph, Jiang is still old and hot, fight with him?
"Okay, I won't talk nonsense with you anymore, I want to eat incense candles from the Chen family incense candle shop, go and buy them for me!"

"Yes, yes, father, don't worry, I will definitely buy it for you!" Second son Liu rubbed his ear, why is it so painful?Is he dreaming?

After a while, Mr. Liu came to the grandson's yard.

The yard was quiet, only the faint light from the window showed that the owner hadn't fallen asleep yet.

Mr. Liu stroked his beard and was very satisfied. It's still his eldest grandson who is so good.

Look, it's so late, his eldest grandson is still working hard, and he will definitely be able to enter high school next year!

Grandson Liu put down his book, pressed his eyebrows, and said in a cold tone, "Didn't I tell you not to disturb me?"

"Hey, grandpa, don't bother, grandpa just came to see, he'll leave right away!"

Grandson Liu raised his head in surprise when he heard this.

"grandfather?!"

Mr. Liu smiled and narrowed his eyes: "Hey."

Grandson Liu hurriedly got up, cupped his hands and saluted: "Grandpa, why...do you have any unfulfilled wishes?"

He once read some books that said that if a person has unfulfilled wishes or obsessions after death, he will linger in the world of the world.

Mr. Liu shook his head: "Grandpa's greatest wish is to hope that you can be safe and healthy, and there is nothing else to ask for."

As for money, it is endless.

Seeing the eldest grandson frowning, Mr. Liu felt a little embarrassed: "Ahem, that, grandpa is just greedy, hey..."

Grandson Liu chuckled, he thought it was something.In the past, grandma kept grandpa from eating all kinds of snacks, so grandpa would fight wits with grandma.

"Grandpa, what do you want to eat, I'll buy it."

"Hmm...you don't need to buy anything, that's right, there is a kind of incense candle at the Chen family's incense candle shop in Calabash Lane, South Street..."

"Okay, grandson knows, I will buy it for grandpa tomorrow morning."

Mr. Liu is satisfied, now he is the richest old guy in the whole mountain, hahaha!
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(End of this chapter)