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Chapter 280 The finale of the Spring Festival Gala "Not Short of Money", which is far from my cousin's husband (Please book all!)

The promotional campaign of "Crossing the Line of Fire" is finally over, and it ended when the audience and the host were shocked.

Because Mr. Zhou has various one-through-three and various five-kills, the perspective behind is basically on Mr. Zhou's side, and everyone can see Mr. Zhou's various fairy operations!
One-on-two instant snipers, one-on-three fairy moves, all kinds of jumps without making a sound!
Therefore, although this activity is over, but...a big question mark has been left for everyone!

That is……

Is it Mr. Zhou who came to participate in the event this time?

after all……

No matter how good a person is, he can't do everything!

right!

Literary creation, music creation, director, that's it, are you still a game master?

No wonder people say that the gap between humans is greater than the gap between humans and pigs!

So some people thought that it was the 'beater' Mr. Zhou was looking for!
Some people also think that it is Mr. Zhou, after all, an awesome person can do everything!
But no matter what, Mr. Zhou is not an anchor, and he didn't even see these quarrels.

……

The data of "Cross Fire" continues to grow, surpassing "Gun Fight" is already a certainty, but the oncoming one is the Spring Festival!

Coincidentally, on the day of Lunar New Year's Eve, the second snowfall came in the imperial capital!
It was already past five o'clock in the afternoon, the sky was gray, and the snowflakes blown by the north wind slanted and hit the person's face, which was a little painful.

Originally, it would not be dark at this point, but because of the snow, the visibility was already low.

Zhou You drove the car for thirty or forty yards along the way, and the father-in-law and mother-in-law in the back seat looked very excited!

after all……

This is their first time going to the Spring Festival Gala.

"Hey, tell me, will it be caught by the camera!"

The mother-in-law was even more excited than the father-in-law, and even dressed up before coming here.

Father-in-law raised his forehead, he obviously had a headache from the noise!After all, the chatting all the way from home, no, it should have started chatting a few days ago, and now that we are near, the conversation is getting closer.

When I arrived at the parking lot of the C station building, I met many people driving over, and most of these people were familiar faces!

Most of the people who can watch the Spring Festival Gala every year are fixed. In many cases, when the cameras sweep, these people are basically frozen.

Of course, Zhou You walked through the employee passage, so most of the people he met were actors who were going to be on the Spring Festival Gala tonight!
And these actors are even more familiar faces to the father-in-law and mother-in-law.

Along the way, after seeing what happened to Zhou You, many people's eyes lit up and they kept saying hello.

after all……

There were quite a few singers, actors, etc. who went to the Spring Festival Gala, and when these people watched Zhou You, their eyes were shining. After all... Zhou You was just like a ginseng fruit to them!

"Lime, what I told you before, you have to put it on the agenda!"

Mother Yang saw a lot of people greeting Zhou You along the way, especially there were many female stars who were highly regarded in her heart. She didn't have to say anything about her figure, appearance, and those drawn eyes. What should I do if I leave?
Yang Qingning smiled wryly, and said, "Mom, I know, and we've already started preparing for pregnancy!"

"Ah, really? That's a good relationship!"

It was still early, so Zhou You took his family around the building, had some dinner, and when it was almost time, he took a few people to the seat!

The number given by Tong Ying is quite good. It is in the center of the front of the stage. It is not close, but it is not far. If there is a gliding shot overlooking it, it will definitely be able to capture a few people.

In other words, there is a chance to appear on the big screen at the Spring Festival Gala.

When the family came, it was impossible for Zhou You to go to other places. The five of them just sat down peacefully.

But Zhou You has shown his face a lot now, so after sitting down for a while, a girl who looked like a female college student in the front row turned her head once, and kept looking at Zhou You.

After a while, he said, "You are... Teacher Lianhua!"

Zhou You smiled and said, "It's me!"

The girl looked delighted. If it wasn't for the seat blocking her, she might have turned around directly, but she still took out her phone and asked a little nervously, "Can I take a photo with you?"

Zhou You leaned forward, and the girl quickly turned on the camera, then moved closer, click!

A photo is taken!

That girl obviously didn't come alone, which is normal. Not everyone can come to the Spring Festival Gala. Generally, most of them are family-based, and most of them are locals of the imperial capital, and those who can sit here, even if they are in The imperial capital also has a certain status.

The girl came with her parents. When there was a commotion here, her parents also found out. After learning about Zhou You, they also looked surprised. Although they were not as excited as their daughters, they still chatted with Zhou You for a few words.

after all……

This is the preacher!

At eight o'clock, the Spring Festival Gala officially began.

The father-in-law and mother-in-law were holding their mobile phones all the time, and they took pictures with the mobile phone several times during the opening ceremony, and then began to bow their heads and chat, obviously to impress relatives or friends at home.

From this point of view, it was several hours, which is as long as going to the cinema to watch three or four movies. Of course, there are also people who leave in the middle, but in order to prevent everyone from leaving, the Spring Festival Gala usually pushes good shows to the back.

For example, it was almost ten o'clock when Zhou Song's "Qilixiang" appeared.

Zhou Song, as the leader of the Chinese music scene today, has a very high voice to attend the Spring Festival Gala. There were rumors that he was going to be on the Spring Festival Gala last year, but it was finally dismissed. This year it is finally confirmed.

And then... the program list also explained the songs to be sung!
Many people wanted Zhou Song to sing popular songs on the show, such as "Nocturne" and "Blue and White Porcelain".

But I didn't expect to sing an original song this time, but after more than a year, Teacher Lianhua made another shot!

For Zhou Song's fans, this song "Qilixiang" is like rain after a long drought!
After Zhou Song finished singing, the audience burst into warm applause.

"Teacher Lianhua, you are really amazing, can you write more songs!"

The girl turned her head to chat with Zhou You again, her little face turned red.

Zhou You smiled and said, "I will think about it!"

I've watched the Spring Festival Gala program a lot, and it's not the first time I've watched it live. Naturally, I'm not as excited as my father-in-law and mother-in-law. To put it bluntly, he also watched it with others, otherwise he really couldn't sit still for such a long time!

Until after eleven o'clock, finally...

"It's Grandpa Donkey!"

The host Lan Jun came out to talk about the preview of the next show, "Not Bad Money"!
then……

Teacher Cen dressed up as an old farmer, carrying all kinds of mountain goods and leading Mayue to the stage!
As soon as Mr. Cen appeared on the stage, the audience cheered and applauded. This is the true power of comedians in the Spring Festival Gala!
Yang Qingning knew that Zhou You was participating in this show, so she took a look at the introduction on the big screen at the back.

Sure enough, in the script creation column, there is a lotus flower, but 90.00% of the people probably won't notice this. After all, this teacher Cen is too influential. Standing here, everyone's eyes are drawn away.

When Mr. Cen came on the stage, just a few words made the audience burst into laughter.

Zhou You turned his head to look, and found that there were already empty seats, but most of them were quite face-saving, especially the real audience seats, which were basically there!

"Teacher Cen's play is the finale every year, otherwise, I'm afraid people will run away for a while!"

……

"No, Scottish flirting!"

"Grandpa, you read it backwards, it's a Scottish sentiment!"

Basically, two or three sentences and a joke. Of course, the reason why this book is not bad money can become a classic is because this book is not anticlimactic!
Many books have adjusted people's emotions to the peak at the beginning, but if the follow-up is insufficient, it will lead to fatigue.

But money is not the same. At the beginning, the laughs were naturally on Mayue and Teacher Cen, but it was just a start, and when Xiao Shengyang appeared, the mood began to go uphill.

……

With the appearance of Xiao Shengyang, that appearance attracted another burst of shouts!
"I'm sorry, sir, this is a high-end hotel, and we don't accept agricultural and sideline products!"

"No, we are eating!"

"Emma, ​​it's time to eat!"

"Not like it?"

"It's not like that!"

"I said girl! This meal is very important!"

"Emma, ​​who do you call a girl, she is a pure man!"

This initial dialogue, coupled with the special tone, immediately attracted a lot of cheers!
The most important thing is that the dialogue between these two people, the jokes are really one sentence after another!
"Then why are you still dressed like this! How about wearing a skirt?"

"It's packaged according to our Scottish style. Besides, it's not a skirt, isn't it cropped pants? Look, do these have legs?"

Here is the art of dialogue and action. After all, comedy itself is the art of language and action!

The scene of lifting the trouser legs can make people laugh without any other superfluous words.

And then, the sentence "Emma, ​​I missed it in a hurry!" instantly turned the laugh into a big laugh!

Yang Qingning next to her was overjoyed, she took a picture of Zhou You, and said with a smile, "How did you come up with it!"

Zhou You leaned close to his ear and whispered, "You're wearing stockings, and you're wearing one leg!"

Yang Qingning's ears turned red, and she twisted Zhou You's waist!
And this joke, it was one sentence after another, for example, Xiao Shengyang said while walking with a pair of trouser legs: "I said there are no stalls in the aisle!"

In a word, the audience exploded again!
Immediately afterwards, Mr. Cen continued to drive the audience!

"I want some expensive food!"

"I just said, no?"

……

The episode with Xiao Shengyang is over, and then it's with Mayue again!
Maye's performance is far from Xiao Shengyang's. After all, she was pulled in temporarily, but with Mr. Cen around, Maye's performance is quite satisfactory, and nothing unexpected happened!
Then Bi Chunsheng came on stage, which is also the climax of this sketch.

"Four Australian abalones!"

"Sorry, no!"

"A four-pound lobster!"

"Sorry, it's not that big!"

"How big!"

"There is... more than a catty!"

"More than a catty...do you have any?"

"Yes or... no!"

This conversation is completely in line with the previous one, so it makes people laugh out loud!

The father-in-law and mother-in-law next to him have already added a few wrinkles from smiling, and the girl in front is also very big and small. Obviously, this is definitely a thing for all ages!
And the scene is like this!
The audience sitting in front of the computer watching the Spring Festival Gala was so happy that they almost burst into tears.

As a fan of Mr. Cen's sketches, the North basically catches a lot of them!

How popular are Mr. Cen's sketches!

That was at this point in time, and there were usually people setting off fireworks or cannons outside, but... when Mr. Cen appeared, almost all the neighborhoods became quiet.

It's like a certain Zhang Wei's family in the imperial capital. The four generations of the family are all watching the TV. Seeing Xiao Shengyang's harmless expression on people and animals, he asks that slightly suspicious question.

The whole family burst into laughter!

"Oh, I laughed so hard, what's the actor's name, this serious joke, this contrast, I can't stand it!"

"This seems to be Teacher Cen's disciple, who appeared on Fengtian TV last year!"

"This outfit, I'm so happy when I come out!"

At the same moment, I don't know how many families burst into laughter!

And Long City here!
Yang Qingning's second aunt is Deng Jing's home!
At this time, the New Year's Eve dinner has already been eaten, and his family is small, there are only three members of his family, but the arrangement is relatively warm, and his daughter is a high-achieving student in a university in the imperial capital, so the family is happy and happy!
It's just that the second aunt held the mobile phone at the moment, and said for a while: "Hey, the elder brother's family really picked up a treasure this time!"

Yang Shuqin is Yang Qingning's second aunt, and she has a very good relationship with Yang Qingning's family. Seeing that Yang Qingning married so well, she must be happy, but... a little bit jealous!

after all……

In her opinion, her daughter is even better than this niece, but it is basically impossible to find a son-in-law like Zhou You.

At this time, Deng Jing said again: "Dad, Mom, look quickly, my uncle, aunt, and my cousin's husband, Xiao Qinghe is also there!"

Deng Jing looked very excited, the camera swept past just now, but she did see the figures of her uncle and aunt!
Yang Shuqin said: "That is indeed your uncle and aunt's family. Your aunt said before that Zhou You would take them to watch the Spring Festival Gala!"

"Ah, it's really them!"

Deng Jing looked envious. After all, it was the site of the Spring Festival Gala. Although there were many people watching the Spring Festival Gala, 90.00% of them probably would never have the chance to watch the Spring Festival Gala again in their lifetime!
Over there, Father Deng smiled and said, "A year ago, your aunt told your mother about this, and your mother was so envious that she didn't sleep for days and nights!"

"Go, don't you too!" Yang Shuqin rolled her eyes, thinking of something, and asked her daughter, "You're going to be in your junior year after Chinese New Year and summer, have you talked about friends?"

Deng Jing didn't expect to ask about herself, but she didn't shy away from it. She waved her hand and said, "No, all the boys in the school don't look very mature, they love to play, and they are quite self-righteous. There were people who confessed their love before, and they were very flirtatious, but unfortunately, they are far from my cousin-in-law!"

Over there, Father Deng opened his mouth and looked at his wife again, thinking that his daughter was thinking that she would be single for the rest of her life.

after all……

For a character like Zhou You, there may be only one pervert out of a population of more than one billion in the country!
But Deng Jing actually uses Zhou You as a benchmark, so is there still a chance to get married?

Isn't it obvious that you are going to be a bachelor?

However, the children are older, and it is difficult for them to persuade them. In addition, they are still young, and they are still students. They think about problems more straightforwardly. They think that they should be able to recognize the reality when they get out of society, so they don't struggle with it. , Continue to chat and watch "Not Bad Money"!
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