Daming: I was exposed by Zhu Di's Sims life!

Chapter 326 Yu Qian: I want to die, come and take my head quickly
The next day, in the name of Xia Yuanji, the deputy dean of the Academy of Arts, a big news came out.

——From now on, the Academy of Arts will start a one-month field trip.

If it was just a field trip, then of course it wouldn't surprise everyone. What really surprised them was the content of the field trip: rectifying the yellow book library.

At the beginning, they were of course opposed to the rectification of the yellow book, but when the yellow book library was linked with political achievements and the [-]th-class merit system, these people immediately changed their faces, and they were all "ministers". It must be the appearance of bowing down and dying."

After all, if it is just rectification of the yellow book, it will harm others and not benefit oneself. What does the imperial court have to do with them?Offending too many people for that little B political achievements, this deal is not worthwhile.

But if it is associated with the [-]th-class merit system, which harms others and benefits themselves, then they may start to be loyal ministers of the country and the people.

……

Standing in front of the school gate of the Academy of Arts, Zhu Gaozhen sent each student of the Academy of Arts out of the school with a smile, and wished them all the best during their inspection trips.

When it was Yu Qian's turn, he patted himself, a bachelor, on the shoulder in relief: "Do it well, don't embarrass me."

Yu Qian cupped his hands and said: "Don't worry, sir, if Qian can't make a big splash this time, he won't have the face to come back to see you again."

Most of the officials who rectified the yellow book were rectified within their own jurisdiction, but there were also those like Yu Qian who did not have their own jurisdiction.He is a master of ceremonies in Zuochunfang, and his main task is to accompany the prince to study, so there is no jurisdiction.So for these officials, Zhu Gaoxuan is needed to help them find the jurisdiction.

This matter is not difficult to solve. For example, Annan Province is a good place. There are many vacancies in Annan. If these court ministers are thrown there as errands, they have no objection. It is good if there is a jurisdiction.

But these officials who originally had no jurisdiction must be at a disadvantage compared to officials with jurisdiction.After all, they don't know how long it will take them to go all the way to Annan. Maybe you have already finished work and returned to the Academy of Arts as soon as you arrive. This is a loss at the starting line.

Although Zhu Gaoxuan gave the officials who went to Annan an extra ten days, they still had to suffer a big loss in the end, because they were not familiar with the place and it was difficult to do things.Things that others can solve with a single sentence, they may have to fight with others for a long time.

But Zhu Gaoxuan didn't intervene too much. The time he gave these officials was already the limit. How could there be any real fairness in this world?

fair?Do the common people dare to speak fair to the magistrate?

Once you embark on this career, don’t think about fairness. The road of chasing power is doomed to be full of thorns, fighting with the sky and people. Only by stepping on the feet of all the people who walk with you can you climb to the top of the mountain and enjoy the supreme scenery , and the joy of being too cold at the heights.

"What is this, raising Gu?"

In the tea room of the Academy of Arts, Yao Guangxiao asked suspiciously while holding a teacup.

He was originally ordered by His Majesty the Emperor to come to the Academy of Arts to inspect Xiao Zhu's work, but he was surprised by everything here.

"Nursing Gu, this word is quite appropriate to describe it."

Zhu Gaoyi smiled and said, "If you put these Gu in the comfort zone suitable for their survival, even the most vicious and poisonous Gu will slowly degenerate and lose their original ferocity and toxicity. Tiger King Prisoner in the Mountain It’s been caged for a long time, and it’s fed two or three gills every day, and the tiger king doesn’t know what the minions are for if things go on like this.”

"For officials, we have to make them ruthless."

"As the saying goes, fighting against the sky is endless fun. Survival of the fittest, if you don't let them get involved, how can they really do things?"

Yao Guangxiao asked with some doubts: "Introduction?"

What new vocabulary is this?
"Involution, irrational internal competition or voluntary competition. The phenomenon of peers competing for more efforts to compete for limited resources, resulting in a decrease in the individual income-effort ratio, can be seen as effort inflation."

Zhu Gaoxuan thought for a while and said, "Plainly speaking, the county government is looking for two executioners to behead, and there are two executioners at Caishikou, and the government sent a servant to investigate which one is more suitable."

"The first executioner said: I need a subsidy of three taels of silver to behead my head."

"The second executioner said: I only need a subsidy of two, two or six dollars for beheading."

"The first executioner said again: I only need a subsidy of two or three dollars for beheading."

"..."

"This is introversion, and it's not that there is no better solution. After all, the vicious competition among their peers has already cut the price lower than the market price."

"For example, the first executioner can privately say to the yamen servant: I need five taels of silver to help you with the work, because I have to give you two taels of silver as a kickback!"

"Two executioners can also raise the market price of each other. For example, one wants five taels of silver and the other ten taels of silver. After all, they belong to the monopoly type of personnel. How many executioners can there be in a county? Obviously they can make more money, Why bother pressing yourself?"

Yao Guangxiao couldn't help laughing after hearing this: "This is interesting, introverted, this word is quite fresh."

Zhu Gaoyi continued: "For the students of these liberal arts colleges, they are naturally unwilling to involve. Because they belong to a group with high IQ, the focus is on the 'group'. How can a group come out, how can they be willing to break the rules of the group? ?”

"But this group is not a good thing for the imperial court. When officials unite, they will reject dissidents and suppress non-group members. It is difficult for non-group members to fight against the group with their own strength, and a new group will be formed, which is different from the original group. The group confrontation...repeated and repeated, it will form a faction that crushes the court."

"And what I did was to force them to involve, either get involved or die. In the general environment of introversion, the survival of the fittest, the group will naturally fall apart."

Yao Guangxiao touched his bald head and asked, "How did you come up with such a bad move?"

In his memory, Zhu Laosi...cough cough, although His Majesty the Emperor is quite bad, he is not so wicked!
As for Empress Xu, she is even more virtuous in the world, reserved, graceful and luxurious.

Then how did Fourth Zhu and Empress Xu give birth to such a wicked thing?
Could it be... There is a green light on the fourth child's head faintly...

hiss!
Yao Guangxiao didn't dare to think about it any more, he quickly twirled the beads and recited Amitabha silently, how could a monk think so wildly.

Zhu Gaoxuan felt a little strange: "Master, what are you doing?"

Yao Guangxiao asked in bewilderment, "What's wrong with me?"

Zhu Gaoxuan rubbed his chin and said, "Now you give me the feeling of looking directly at me as if I just got out of whoring in a brothel."

Yao Guangxiao: "..."

……

Annan Province.

Wearing an official robe in green clothes, Yu Qian took office as the magistrate of Xuanguang Prefecture.

Logically speaking, the prefect of Xuanguang is a fourth-rank official, even if he is acting as a substitute, there should be at least a fifth-rank official transferred.However, a Beijing official has been promoted several levels in a row, not to mention that Yu Qian is the master of ceremonies of Zuo Chunfang, and he is even a Beijing official among the Beijing officials.

In the past, Su Wu's resume was nothing more than a trial in the palace. Later, King Qi supervised the country, and he went to the imperial study with King Qi as an errand.Although his official rank was not high, he was directly parachuted to Koryo Province and served as an important post of chief minister. After returning to Beijing, he was directly transferred to the capital censor.

After Yu Qian took office, the first thing he did was not to count the yellow books, but to ask the Tongzhi of Xuanguang Mansion: "Why is it that I don't see anyone speaking Chinese all the way, but only Jiaozhi?"

The Tongzhi of Xuanguang Mansion felt a little baffled: "Master Futai, Annan Province is originally Cochin, and the local people naturally speak Cochin language."

Yu Qian said solemnly: "But after I came to the government office, why did the officials working in the government office also talk about intercourse?"

The Tongzhi of Xuanguang Mansion said with a smile: "The masters of Futai are still young, and they don't know about an old saying called 'do as the Romans do when you come to the countryside'. Everyone wants to work for the court. Although many government officials are Han Chinese, if you want to work here To survive in the big environment, you must know how to live with the light, and it is not difficult to learn a few words of Jiaozhi."

Yu Qian asked back: "Why do you want the Han people to speak Jiaozhi?"

Xuanguang Mansion Tong Zhi was awkwardly in place, not knowing how to respond.

This lord of Futai seems to be not very smart?
Yu Qian continued: "The prince conquered Annan twice and conquered the Jiaozhi people. What he asked for was to let the imperial government's policies in Jiaozhi go down smoothly and assimilate the local area. However, now that we have just arrived in Jiaozhi, we see that no one in Jiaozhi learns Chinese. , on the contrary, the Han people are all learning Jiaozhi dialect, isn’t it the opposite?”

"After such a long period of time, in less than 30 years, Cochin has returned to its previous arbitrariness. Is it possible that the soldiers will bleed again?"

"The territory that the crown prince led my Ming soldiers to fight bloody battles was ruined by you. Why didn't he learn Chinese? Did he win the battle, or did I win the battle?" This battle!"

Yu Qian said forcefully and righteously, "Pass down the order of this government to order the officials of the Xuanguang Mansion to abolish Jiaozhi dialect and switch to Chinese. , all dismissed!"

The Tongzhi of Xuanguang Mansion quickly said: "Master Futai, this is absolutely unacceptable. In seven days, how could those Jiaozhi people learn Chinese? If so, they will be forced...they..."

After that, he really couldn't say it.

Cochin people are rebellious by nature. If they are so suppressed, they will probably cause trouble in all likelihood.

"What else can they do?"

Yu Qian scolded, "They can still rebel, can't they kill me as an official of the court? Okay, you publish the newspaper in front of the government office and tell everyone in Xuanguang Mansion that Yu Qian will not go anywhere else, just wait in this government office." Now, if anyone wants to take the head of the house, wait for the assassin!"

"In the past, Lv Chaoyang, Mr. Lv, traveled to Shandong Province as an imperial envoy. He was hated by others for being an official. He was stabbed thousands of times in just a few months, and his heads rolled all over the ground, soaking the steps in front of the yamen."

"Although our residence is not as heroic as Mr. Lu, it still has the courage to fear life and death. If anyone dares to assassinate this residence, this residence will definitely offer you two taels of good wine and send him to see King Yama!"

……

In Annan Province, the chief envoy is the Secretary Yamen.

Fu Bo'an leaned on the teacher's chair, singing and dancing in front of him, listening to a little song, watching the beauties dance, how leisurely.

He was also a student of the Academy of Arts, served as the minister of the Ministry of Industry, and during the inspection of the Academy of Arts, he served as Annan's chief envoy.As for the former chief envoy of Annan Province, he got a month of leisure.

The difference with Yu Qian is that after he took office, he swaggered and lay flat in the yamen, listening to music and making music.

"Master Fu, the task assigned to us by the Academy of Arts is to rectify the yellow book. We are so leisurely as soon as we take office, so we won't be questioned by the superiors, right?"

Sitting next to Fu Boan was Annan's political envoy, Si Zuo, who was a student of the Academy of Arts who came to Annan with Fu Boan.

The chief envoy was intoxicated, but he was uneasy and sat on pins and needles.

"You know what the hell?"

Fu Bo'an said lazily, "The old Shangshu of the household department is old and confused, and he is messing around with the young prince, what kind of bullshit is rectifying the yellow book, you have been an official for many years, don't you know how much water is in it? Shen, you and I will only stay in Annan Province for a month, and leave when we are done, why take this risk?"

Zuo Shenzheng asked: "My lord, it's not good for us to criticize Old Shangshu Xia and the Crown Prince so privately."

"You know it's private too?"

Fu Bo'an sneered, and said, "The sky is high and the emperor is far away, don't worry, no matter how long Donggong's hand is, he can't reach Annan!"

Zuo Zhengzheng: "..."

Seeing his elder master being so arrogant, he always had an ominous premonition.

"Bang!"

With a loud bang, the gate of the chief minister's yamen was kicked open, scaring the dancers who were dancing gracefully and fleeing in panic. The scene was chaotic for a while.

Fu Bo'an shuddered all over, and subconsciously reprimanded: "Which unscrupulous stubble is so presumptuous, don't you know that this officer is enforcing the law impartially!"

"Justice, law enforcement?"

The visitor was dressed in black, with a long knife on his waist, and asked suspiciously, "It turns out that Mr. Fu's impartial law enforcement is openly in the majestic chief minister's yamen, listening to a little song, drinking a little wine, and watching beautiful women dance." ?”

Fu Boan scolded angrily: "Bold! Don't talk nonsense!"

"Oh, I'm afraid I'm one step too late, Mr. Fu will be on the couch with the beauties to enforce the law impartially. It's not easy to come here." The man sneered.

"Presumptuous, how can you slander me!"

Fu Bo'an got up and said angrily, "Who are you? How dare you trespass into the office of the chief envoy of this official. Come here and drag this person out to beat him fifty times!"

However, no one responded to him.

"Master Fu may be thinking too much. The people in the chief envoy's office have already been brought down by his colleagues."

The man took off his waist badge and said unhurriedly, "I am not talented, I will temporarily serve as the commander of the inspector and guard. In terms of official rank, I am on the same level as you, my lord."

Fu Bo'an was a little puzzled: "Inspector Wei? I've never heard of it. Where did you come from as a commander?"

"Of course you haven't heard, my lord. The Supervising Guard is a newly established guard. It is independent from the Dudu's Mansion of the Five Armies and is directly dispatched by His Majesty and the Crown Prince."

The Commander of the Supervising Guard laughed and said, "The Supervising Guard specializes in investigating corrupt officials."

"Master Fu, come with us."

……

In the city of Beijing, Zhu Gaoxuan looked up at the sky.

The vast expanse of snowflakes fell one after another, and the sky was the same color as the land.

"Snowing."

"Maybe I haven't killed someone for a long time, it's time to warm up."

(End of this chapter)