Naruto: The whirlpool noodles that came out of Infinite Tsukiyomi

Chapter 234 The Encounter Between Asma and Sun Zhan

The end of Konoha 62, winter.

"Welcome to the next game~"

Amidst the enthusiastic voices of welcoming guests, Kakashi came out outside the Konoha Branch of Robin Cinema,

"Ah~ I fell for it..."

Kakashi looked at the "Intimacy Strategy: Signature Edition" in his hand, and a look of helplessness flashed in his dead fish eyes.

In "Intimate Raiders", the heroine is played by Fuka Koyuki, a daimyo from the land of snow.

However, compared to the other party's identity as a daimyo from a small country, the stage name Fuji Fuxuee is even more famous.

A young girl with a beautiful and elegant temperament can be said to be the biggest talking point in the ninja world recently.

But compared to "Princess Fengyun", which was the pinnacle of its debut, the film adapted from the novel "Intimate Raiders" has a mediocre response.

"Obviously, Master Jiraiya has restrained enough this time, why should he cut off the wonderful part? That is the essence that Master Jiraiya wants to express!"

Kakashi scratched the back of his head, feeling very sorry in his heart.

The movie tickets in the front row cost a few hundred taels. Mockingbird Production Company doesn't understand art at all.

But no matter what, the theater is still full of seats, and it seems that it is still making a lot of money.

"Ugh……"

Not knowing what to think of, Kakashi suddenly sighed.

"There will be no time to be so leisurely in the future."

Xiao Li, Tiantian Ningci and the others have already graduated, and Akai even brought the three of them to see blood. It won't take long for Naruto and the others to graduate.

Even if Kakashi thought about it with his toes, he knew that the Third Hokage would not let him idle.

The most suitable person to be the teacher of Naruto and Sasuke, besides Jiraiya-sama, is Hatake Kakashi.

But there's absolutely no need to do that kind of thing.

One has initially learned the fairy art of Mt. Miaogi, and basically inherited the mantle of Master Jiraiya, and the other has inherited the sealing art and wind ninjutsu of the Uzumaki clan, and even became the perfect Nine-Tails Jinchuriki.

Naruto and Sasuke are [-]-[-] without moving their full strength.

Kakashi even felt that the strength of the two had surpassed himself as a Jonin.

I can't think of any other students who are suitable to form a team with them.

Letting them start with Genin is a complete waste of time.

"...Forget it, let's go ask."

After thinking for a moment, Kakashi stuffed "Intimate Raiders" into the ninja bag and walked towards the Hokage Building.

He also doesn't want to be a Jonin if he can.

Especially I don't want to be the leader of those two perverted Jonin.

After a while, Kakashi quickly came to the Hokage Building.

However, seeing the "second-hand smoke" coming out of the crack in the office door, the corners of his eyes twitched and he stopped immediately.

"...It seems that someone is more worried than me."

The smoke was squeezed out from the office, one can imagine what it was like inside.

at this time.

Click!

Iruka, whose face was flushed, opened the door and walked out of the office.

The moment he came out, he closed the door and breathed heavily, looking like he was alive after a catastrophe.

"Iruka-sensei, you are..."

Seeing Kakashi in front of him, Iruka smiled wryly.

"Good afternoon, Kakashi Jonin."

The two looked at each other, and Kakashi immediately understood the bad mood of the third Hokage, nodded and walked to the corridor with Iruka.

After leaving Hokage's office, Iruka breathed a sigh of relief, and said with relief: "The atmosphere just now was really scary, and I almost couldn't breathe."

Kakashi asked softly, "What happened to Hokage-sama?"

After hesitating for a moment, Iruka sighed with a wry smile: "Asma Jonin had another fight with Hokage-sama, the temper of the two of them, alas, you know..."

Hearing this, Kakashi showed a look of surprise.

"Has Asma still not found her own jade?"

As the second son of the third generation of Hokage, Asma's ideas are not compatible with his father's, which can be called deviant.

He is questioning whether "shadow" should exist, and even questioning whether the will of fire is correct.

However, after all, it is the conflict of family affairs and ideas between father and son, and it is impossible for their subordinates to say anything about it.

"It seems to be different this time."

Iruka shook his head, and said with doubts in his tone; "In the past when the two of them quarreled, it was Asma Jōnin who was refuted by Naruto-sama, and then pushed the door straight out in embarrassment. "

"Although I still don't understand the meaning of Asma Jonin, he was able to argue with Hokage-sama a few times."

"I feel that Asma Jonin seems to have found his own 'Jade'."

At that time, he was discussing the graduation exam of Naruto's students with the three generations of adults.

As a result, Asma Kaminin didn't even knock on the door, and broke into Hokage's office yelling.

Still shouting about "military restructuring", "Hokage and daimyo should not be separated", and "civilians and ninjas are integrated into one"...

Anyway, Asma talked a lot about Ninja, but as a "teacher", he didn't understand anything.

But judging by Hokage-sama's appearance of getting up against the crime and his old face flushed, I'm afraid it's some kind of rebellious and deviant remarks.

He stood there anxiously for half an hour, but Hokage-sama was only focused on teaching Asma Jonin.

Until the quarrel between the two fell into a cold war, one was smoking a bong and the other was smoking a cigarette.

The entire Hokage office was covered in clouds and mist, and he coughed uncontrollably in the end before remembering to let him out of the office.

"Hey, there are so many weird and bold ideas, and I don't know where Asma Shangren learned them from."

Iruka sighed and said: "I always feel that the burden on Hokage-sama is getting heavier and heavier. If the candidate for the Fifth Hokage can be decided as soon as possible, the current situation may be much better."

He smokes constantly when he is physically and mentally exhausted every day, for fear of becoming the first "shadow" who smokes or dies from overwork.

"That can only depend on whether Master Tsunade is willing or not."

Kakashi shrugged his shoulders, and replied: "We are just subordinates, do our own job well, and try not to make Hokage-sama worry."

The placement of the Fifth Hokage is indeed a major event for Konoha.

Although Kakashi is not keen on power status, for Jonin at their level, it is inevitable that they will hear some sensitive topics.

And the thoughts of the high-level people on this matter are not hard to guess.

Orochimaru, one of the Sannin, is already Konoha's enemy.

Jiraiya has a detached personality and ignores political affairs, so he is not suitable for the position of Hokage.

Kakashi couldn't imagine what Jiraiya-sama would do to Konoha after he became Hokage.

Perhaps, all bathhouses will be converted into open-air bathhouses?

Such absurd things are entirely possible.

All, the only person who has the ability and reputation to serve as the Fifth Hokage, and only Tsunade Hime, the last of the Sannin, is qualified.

As for the rest, they are either too old, too young, or not qualified enough for the position of Hokage.

"but……"

Kakashi thought secretly in his heart: "If the high-level Konoha knows my current strength, they should also put me in the candidates of the Fifth Hokage."

It's a pity that he didn't dream of becoming Hokage.

If he had to say it, he now wants to find the masked man who calls himself "Uchiha Madara".

If you use "Purple Lightning" to break that guy's mask, see what kind of face is under that mask.

"By the way, Kakashi Jonin, almost forgot."

Iruka turned his head and said, "Hokage-sama told me that Naruto and Sasuke should lead the Jonin, and you should be in charge."

"Ah, is that really the case? I don't know what Hokage-sama thinks..."

Kakashi scratched his head, and said with some distress: "It seems that I will be a nanny for the three little ghosts again."

The orphan of the Uchiha clan, plus Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, and a commoner-born nympho...

Thinking of this, Iruka looked at Kakashi with pity.

"It's really a bit of a headache, do you want to talk to Hokage-sama?"

These two are hot potato-level existences, and the rest of the Jonin will be afraid to avoid them after hearing it.

Between the two monsters and the nympho Haruno Sakura, this combination makes one's scalp tingle just thinking about it.

"I'm not stupid enough to run into Naruto-sama's bad luck at a time like this."

Kakashi looked hopeless, and said comfortingly: "Forget it, there is only one person who needs guidance anyway, so I will treat it as a paid vacation."

Of course he understood why Hokage-sama chose him.

Among the entire Konoha, Kakashi is probably the only one who has the time and strength to take on this task.

"Hehe, thank you for letting me go."

Iruka smiled and patted Kakashi on the shoulder: "For a person with mediocre talent like me, those two little monsters are really tormenting. It might be better if you were a genius like you."

Hearing this, the corners of Kakashi's mouth twitched, and finally he swallowed his spit back.

In fact, it is the same for everyone.

The difference is that he's broken.

Isn't it just being shot to death on the beach by the waves?
It is also a blessing to be able to shoot death with Master Jiraiya.

………………

At the same time, in the foggy Hokage office.

Seeing Asma's obstinate attitude, Sarutobi Hiruzen took a deep breath: "...Can't you just listen to me once?"

Asma Sarutobi lowered his eyelids without raising his head, and said in a low tone: "I've finished what I want to say, can I go now, Hokage-sama?"

Sarutobi Asma likes shogi just like Nara Shikahisa, and he is also a person with a rough appearance and a delicate heart.

From the time he was very young, from the time he came into contact with shogi, there was a problem that was bothering him.

There are a total of eight pieces in shogi.

They are jade generals, speeding chariots, jiaoxing, fragrant chariots, laurel horses, silver generals, golden generals, and infantry.

The 3 lines close to you are the "home" and the 3 lines away from you and close to the opponent are the "enemy"

The Jade General is the core of it. Once the "Jade" is killed or trapped by the other party, then this party represents failure.

Assuming that the Land of Fire is a "Honjin", is "Tama" a Hokage or a daimyo?

How can there be two "jades" at the same time on a chessboard and a "principal array"?
Hokage and Daimyo, which of these two is superfluous?

As time passed, this kind of thinking did not disappear in Asma's heart, but grew stronger and stronger.

This also makes Asma confront her father every time she meets her.

Finally, after a face-to-face quarrel, he gave up his status as the second son of Hokage, chose to leave the village and join the Daimyo Mansion, and became the daimyo's Guardian Ninja Twelve Warriors, just to see who is "Jade" ".

But in the eyes of Sarutobi Hiruzen, the third Hokage, as the second son of Hokage, he questioned whether Hokage should exist. This kind of thinking is a departure from Konoha's will, and he is completely a betrayer of the will of Fire.

"Asma, although I don't know where you learned these fallacies, your current thinking is really dangerous to Konoha."

"I don't want you to continue to be decadent, and I don't want to see my son deviate from Konoha where I am."

After a pause, Hiruzaru Sarutobi sighed, and his tone softened: "Asma, can I go home for dinner tonight?"

"...You are still giving orders to me as Hokage."

After a long silence, Asma frowned: "After returning to Konoha, I thought I could see an ambitious ninja, but what I saw was just a dying old man."

The father who used to be ambitious and ambitious in his memory has now become a stubborn old man who is dying.

"Perhaps what he said to that guy Ma is not completely unreasonable."

The radical faction headed by Kazuma among the guardian ninja twelve thinks that the country of fire cannot be handed over to Konoha who has become cowardly.

To turn Konoha's military power into a daimyo-centered military organization, and even launch wars against other countries, unify the ninja world, and attempt to directly launch a coup d'état and kill Sandai Hokage.

Therefore, the Guardian Ninja Twelve, including Asma, began to kill each other because of differences in ideas.

Now only Asuma and Jiri are left to protect the Twelve Ninja Warriors, and finally he chose to return to Konoha in a disheartened mood.

"If you still don't understand what I'm saying, just treat what I just said as fart."

Asma turned around and said with a blank expression: "If there is nothing else, this subordinate will leave first."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Hiruzaru Sarutobi to say anything, Asma left the office directly.

Seeing Asma's back disappearing in front of him, Sarutobi Hiruzen lit a match with a sad face.

The trembling hands tried three or four times before finally lighting the bong in his mouth.

"Huh! Cough cough! Cough cough!!"

He hastily took a deep breath.

But he choked so much that he almost coughed out his lung tubes, and tears came out of the corners of his eyes.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi felt as if his throat was blocked by something, and after putting down the pipe, he coughed violently for a while before gradually recovering.

He stood up with his hands behind his back, and looked out the window quietly.

Looking at the peaceful Konoha, but feeling powerless.

I haven't felt this bad for a long time.

Since Naruto became the perfect Jinchuriki, it was the first time that Sarutobi Hiruzen felt so uncomfortable.

As Hokage, he is already somewhat unqualified.

But as a father, he was equally unqualified.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi really couldn't understand why the second son who grew up in Konoha would question whether Hokage and the Will of Fire should exist.

As a ninja of Konoha, should he protect the "jade" of Konoha?

"Obviously just went out to do a mission, why... oh..."

For a long time, Hiruzaru Sarutobi had thousands of words in his heart, but in the end it only turned into a sigh.

(End of this chapter)