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Chapter 34 Is Dihydrogen Monoxide in Your Brain?

Everyone watched from a distance, and seeing He Yan looking a little overwhelmed and overjoyed because of this sudden "big order", they couldn't help being faintly touched.

Cai Jiayi stood beside Chen Jiayu gracefully, her ruddy and delicate lips moved slightly, and she said something.

Her voice was not loud, except for herself, only Chen Jiayu could barely hear it clearly.

What she said was: "It is better to repay kindness than to be kind, to escape fame is better to be honored, and to be true than to be honest."

Chen Jiayu glanced at her, a little surprised: "Have you read "A Little Window"?"

This sentence comes from "Xiao Chuang You Ji" written by Chen Jiru in the Ming Dynasty. It means that it is selfish to give favors to others in order to please them. Going for fame is not as comfortable as not looking for fame and not asking for anything in return; if you are too hypocritical, you will lose your sincere nature, and only by going straight can you live out your own appearance.

Cai Jiayi raised her hand, flicked the hair drooping to her cheeks, and said with a sweet smile, "I haven't read that book. But I have a friend who likes this sentence very much, so I remembered it."

Chen Jiayu said: "Oh, I also like this sentence very much."

Cai Jiayi smiled: "Really, what a coincidence."

Chen Jiayu originally wanted to ask her who that friend was, but Hou Zifan jumped over and hooked his neck: "Let's go, let's go back and continue playing games."

Zhu Shu also took Cai Jiayi with one hand and Tian Tian with the other and said, "Let's go shopping again, there are a few interesting places over there that you haven't seen."

Cai Jiayi smiled and said, "Okay."

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The next day, Chen Jiayu stayed at home to do his homework.

It took a whole morning, and I finally finished the test papers assigned by the teachers of various subjects. As soon as I got up to exercise, my sister Chen Yuzao rushed in.

"Ouba~~" the little girl called flatteringly.

The voice was so sweet that Chen Jiayu almost couldn't spit it out.

"Ouba~~~" came again.

Chen Jiayu, who was disgusted twice, gritted her teeth, "Chen Yuzao, you're fucking watching Korean dramas again, right? Talk to me normally!"

"Brother..." Chen Yuzao changed his address aggrievedly.

"Speak quickly if you have something to say."

"I want to drink pearl milk tea, buy me a cup, okay?"

"..."

Chen Jiayu stretched out her hand, and angrily rubbed her hair into chicken coops: "Drinking milk tea again? I remember you drank a lot of cups recently. This thing is not nutritious, so drink less."

"As a junior high school student who is about to enter a critical stage, I am under a lot of pressure, so I need sweet milk tea to comfort my sensitive and fragile heart..." Chen Yuzao sighed faintly, " How important it is to me, brother, do you understand? No, you don’t understand, you only know that it is not nutritious, but it can make me happy, that’s enough... Oh, brother, don’t hit me Headache!"

Chen Yuzao clutched his head and hummed.

Chen Jiayu put down the physics book rolled into a tube in his hand, and sneered: "You want to drink milk tea, you can. Bring your textbook first, I will ask you a few knowledge points, if you can answer them all, I'll buy it for you."

Chen Yuzao counseled in seconds: "I won't drink anymore."

Chen Jiayu held back her laughter, and said coldly, "If you don't drink, you have to take the exam. You don't have any confidence at all. Do you still want to take the art student exam?!"

Seeing his brother's rare serious expression, Chen Yuzao panicked.

It's over, brother is serious.

She was so wronged that she was about to cry, but she didn't dare to object any more, she could only pucker her mouth, looked at Chen Jiayu with aggrieved eyes, and asked, "Then, what subject are you going to take?"

Chen Jiayu thought for a while: "Today, I will take the Chinese test first. I will ask three questions. If you can answer all of them correctly, I will buy you milk tea."

Hearing this, Chen Yuzao immediately gained confidence, and flat chested up: "I'm good at Chinese, just wait."

She brought the language documents, handed them to Chen Jiayu, cleared her throat, "Let's take the test."

Chen Jiayu took the book and flipped through a few pages, and then asked: "The author of "Qinyuanchun Changsha" also has a similar work called "Qinyuanchun"?"

"..." Chen Yuzao was silent for a while, and replied without confidence, "Qinyuanchun, Wu, Han?"

Chen Jiayu frowned, and knocked on her with a Chinese document: "Wrong!"

"...Qinyuanchun·BJ?"

"Wrong!" Knock again, "You don't understand such a simple thing! Is your brain full of dihydrogen monoxide?"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Chen Jiayu held up the Chinese book with a straight face, and then dropped it heavily. Chen Yuzao was so frightened that his neck shrank and his face turned pale.

The next second, a light touch.

"That's right." Chen Jiayu said.

Instead, Chen Yuzao burst into tears: "Wow-wow-brother smelly, you scared me to death!"

Chen Jiayu was helpless: "Why are you crying, I didn't really hurt you, I was just scaring you."

Chen Yuzao cried even more fiercely, she choked and said: "I know you are scaring me, but you look so fierce, besides, people just want to drink a cup of milk tea, is it that difficult? You have to answer three questions correctly, and if you answer wrong, you will be knocked on the head!"

"I'm already stupid, but you keep beating me on the head, isn't it getting more and more stupid?"

"You also said that my brain is full of dihydrogen monoxide. Do you think I can't hear you calling me full of water? You might as well say that my brain is full of milk tea!"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Chen Jiayu: "..."

The crybaby is really troublesome, I'm afraid.

He compromised: "Let's do this, if you answer one more question correctly, I'll buy you milk tea, okay?"

Chen Yuzao's tears stopped abruptly like a faucet being turned on.

"it is good!"

"..."

Chen Jiayu asked, "Who are the three Sus in history?"

Chen Yuzao thought hard for a long time, then, while peeping at Chen Jiayu's face, he said cautiously: "It seems to be Su Zhe, Su Shi and Su Dongpo?"

Chen Jiayu gritted her teeth, "Why don't you say Su Youpeng?"

Chen Yuzao retorted subconsciously: "You think I'm stupid, Su Youpeng is the Little Tigers!"

The veins on Chen Jiayu's forehead throbbed uncontrollably, he took a deep breath, and told himself repeatedly in his heart.

Dear sister, dear.

Be patient, don't be impulsive...

"Chen Yuzao, listen to me, Su Dongpo is Su Shi, he calls himself "Dongpo Jushi", so they are the same person! The three Sus are Su Xun, Su Zhe and Su Shi, they are father and son! From tomorrow on, I will circle you every day Ten questions, you can only sleep after you solve them!"

"Whoa whoa-"

(End of this chapter)