Xia Shuo swagger

Chapter 7 But They Give Too Much!

"Green pepper shredded pork, salt fried meat, tomato eggs, which one do you prefer?"

As Zhao Huanxi said, he pulled out the folding table from the gap between the bed and the wall, and unfolded it in the center of the dormitory.

For the time being, Xia Zhaoyao was still in a state of confusion where his way out was cut off, and he didn't know what appropriate answer to give.

However, Tang Qingying, who was originally a little listless, stood up quickly and took the plastic bag from Zhao Huanxi's hand as if she had suddenly come back to life.

"Of course it's still the same, eat together - how many pairs of chopsticks do you have?"

She skillfully took out the fast food boxes from the plastic bag and spread them out one by one. Zhao Huanxi also took out several pairs of disposable chopsticks from her pocket.

The two of them set up the table three times and two times, three dishes, three meals... Huh!Is there her share of it? !

Xia Zhaoyao looked at the dishes exuding a tempting aroma, and the soles of his feet seemed to be glued.

"Speaking of which, little swagger, are you still looking for a suitable part-time student job?"

Zhao Huanxi pulled a chair and sat at the table, talking in a bulging voice.

She pulled out another registration form from nowhere and handed it to Xia Zhaoyao.

"Tangtang introduced to you, Huaijiang University's well-known love counseling team—Huantang Wanshiwu."

"Although the recruitment has not officially started yet, I can give you special approval for a one-month internship."

Xia Zhaoyao was planing the rice in small mouthfuls, and answered vaguely.

On the interface of her phone with the screen turned off, there were still various fierce comments about "Happy Candy Everything House".

Whether it's the descriptions of the two senior sisters or the messages on the campus wall, it seems that they are indeed consulting on campus love, but it is inexplicably unfolded in a way that is different from what people imagined, and it is natural from the results. It's the complete opposite, too—a real-life breakup guru.

From the bottom of his heart, Xia Zhaoyao somewhat resisted joining such a strange organization, after all, Lao Xia was still burdened with heavy debts.

But senior sister Tang Qingying's five-figure salary just now made her swayed... That is the real "Golden Road"!

and……

The shredded pork with green pepper, fried pork with salt, and tomato eggs from Huaijiang University are also delicious!
Xia Zhaoyao originally wanted to restrain himself a bit, but the green pepper shreds that were freshly broken and fragrant were too appetizing.

Huaijiang seems to like to use "douche" as one of the cooking condiments, and salt-fried meat is one of the representative dishes.

The three-point fat and seven-point thin pork slices have a faint burnt taste, salty, fresh and crispy, but not the kind of dryness that is hard to refuse.

Those crunchy green peppers, and soft garlic sprouts...

Xia Zhaoyao never thought that rice, green pepper and pork would be so dreamy.

Oh!There are also tomato eggs - the tomato eggs here do not seem to contain sugar, the salty and sweet tomatoes are mixed with the scrambled eggs, which just rightly neutralizes the thick meat of the first two dishes, while on the other hand, the shredded pork with green pepper and The crispness and fatness of the salt-fried meat has also become the rope liberated from the tomato juice.

belch--

After arriving in Huaijiang for so many days, Xia Zhaoyao felt the charm of Huaijiang, the gourmet city, for the first time.

So... for the sake of looking at so many delicious things...

"That, senpai—"

Xia Zhaoyao raised his head and actively looked at Zhao Huanxi.

"In terms of internship, what do I mainly do? Work goals and the like."

"Work goals—"

Zhao Huanxi held a pinch of green pepper shreds, thought for half a second, and then said enthusiastically.

"Why don't you just aim to be the next president of Huantang Wanshiwu, and work hard like this!"

"Next... the next president?"

"That's right, because Tangtang is the next president."

Xia Zhaoyao was hesitating and didn't know how to answer, when Tang Qingying suddenly spoke.

"Let's start with some simple things, such as helping to reply to the messages in the freshman group and guiding the client to fill out the form."

"Freshmen?"

"Well, the school originally arranged for someone from the student council to be in charge of—"

Tang Qingying nodded, swiped open the phone, clicked on a QQ chat interface and handed it to Xia Zhaoyao.

"However, the student union will be assigned to various buildings and start-up companies, so let's call it outsourced customer service?"

"I have sorted out some basic campus guides. You can take a look first... If there are no problems, you will be in charge of answering questions for groups 2022 and 6 of the 7 freshmen of Huaijiang University from tomorrow on. If you encounter anything you don't understand Yes, just ask me directly when the time comes. You'll be fine typing and chatting, right?"

"Oh——" Xia Zhaoyao nodded quickly, while curiously looking at the text bubbles that kept popping up on the screen.

"Wow, you are indeed worthy of being the successor of the Huantang Wanshiwu House that I fancy."

Zhao Huanxi said happily, Tang Qingying just ignored her.

"There is generally no love entrustment before the start of school. The freshman group is the largest potential customer group. We'd better grasp it."

Was it just to join the freshmen group to help answer some admission questions?

Xia Zhaoyao couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and was about to scan the QR code to join the group.

"Actually, there are."

At this moment, Zhao Huanxi suddenly said, and she glanced at the phone.

"It just so happens that there is a love commission in the afternoon. What a coincidence, let's take a look together."

"Huh? Love entrustment? Go in the afternoon?"

Tang Qingying shrugged, and closed the QR code for joining the group just opened.

"It's okay. Compared with the freshman group, it is more important to experience love counseling work."

Zhao Huanxi corrected: "It's not an experience, it's a formal internship from this afternoon."

"Okay, this time it's love calculation, right? Then you just go."

"Uh, wait... about relationship counseling or something, I'm totally out of it—"

…………

"I heard that you will analyze the feasibility of love according to each individual's situation?"

The client asked suspiciously, and she could feel a strong sense of doubt from her tone.

"To be precise, it should be called visual love accounting."

Zhao Huanxi crossed her hands flat on the table and said confidently.

Sitting across from her was a restless couple, and some kind of uneasiness lingered in the air.

Not so much a love entrustment, in Xia Zhaoyao's view, it is more like a test of courage - maybe that's right, after all, Huantang Wanshiwu in Huaijiang University is almost the same as the legendary "FFF club". Among the couples consulted here, there are still some who have successfully reached the end.

"What's more, the prepaid model we adopt - if two people come together, it will be [-] for each of them."

"Oh well."

The couple obviously knew this before and didn't look too surprised.

Without any hesitation, they took out their mobile phones and scanned Zhao Huanxi's WeChat payment code.

As the crisp sound of receiving the payment sounded, Zhao Huanxi next to him became obviously enthusiastic.

Then again, this is the entrepreneurial base behind the library, and Huan Tang Wan Shi Wu has an office on the back of the street.

So the description on the flyer is not deceiving. This strange house of everything is really a project registered and supported by the school.

As one of the persons in charge, Zhao Huanxi obviously has a wealth of experience in "love accounting".

I just heard her speak smoothly, as if reading an invisible explanatory note:
"Both parties who fall in love must first understand each other's life goals. Since they are in love, at least their life goals cannot be reversed."

life goals?

That doesn't sound like a problem, it's a correct opening statement.

"Love is a kind of consumption. It sometimes reduces the cost of your life goals, but more often it increases."

"Let's start with the basics, do you have expectations for how long your relationship will last?"

"It's a detour if one party is planning to grow old and the other is just killing time."

Zhao Huanxi took out a piece of A4 paper and a pen from her small bag, drew two lines of different lengths, and pushed them towards the couple in front.

"Time cost is the most expensive sunk cost, so you must first ensure that the end of each other's relationship is within an acceptable overlap range."

"But we haven't considered that long-term yet..."

The girl said, although she said so, her expression became serious.

"Oh, we'll definitely be together forever—" the boy said quickly, putting his arms around the girl's shoulders affectionately.

Isn't this a normal, beautiful situation?Whether it's the client or senior sister Zhao Huanxi.

Those overwhelming Tucao posts on the campus wall...

It can't be black fans or Duojiafa, right?

"Oh, so at least you have the intention of getting married?"

Zhao Huanxi said very seriously, "So, have you told your parents about this?"

"Uh, I haven't had time yet..."

"Then why not send a message first?"

Xia Zhaoyao couldn't help looking at her face, there seemed to be black sharp horns on the top of the senior sister's head.

The boy seemed to become a little uncomfortable, but the next second he took out his mobile phone and sent an announcement message.

call……

With the sound of the message being sent successfully, Xia Zhaoyao also heaved a sigh of relief.

"Oh, this classmate, you are the same..." Zhao Huanxi looked at the girl next to him with a smile.

"But if my dad knew—"

"Conflicts between men are left to them to resolve themselves. This has been the case since ancient times."

Zhao Huanxi watched contentedly that the girl also sent a message, and clapped her hands happily.

"Now that your mutual goals are consistent, then you have to consider cost planning. Let's write down your love expectations first."

"Love expectations?"

"Well, for example, how many movies to watch every month, how many big meals to eat on dates, the frequency and timing of receiving gifts..."

Zhao Huanxi took out several forms from the small bag and handed them to the couple respectively.

"After you finish filling it out, I will help you calculate the economic cost."

"In addition to this, there are your academic and work expectations..."

"I will also help you figure out the appropriate investment."

"Of course the result will have to wait for one working day—" She turned around and patted Xia Zhaoyao, "Our data analyst will complete the calculation, but before that, I hope you can keep it secret from each other, because the negotiation process should be relatively transparent, Do it in an environment that is easy to understand. Do you understand?"

"Hmm... I don't quite understand?" The girl looked at Zhao Huanxi in confusion, and pointed to one of the columns, "Do you also need to fill in the monthly living expenses?"

"You can tick confidential next to that value and we'll obfuscate it."

Zhao Huanxi said without hesitation, "Remember to sort them roughly by importance."

She tapped on the form, looked at the two with great momentum and explained.

"At that time, we will help you calculate all the costs of love."

"so……"

The couple looked at each other and nodded seriously.

When they left, the two seemed to be relieved at the same time. After a simple thank you, they left the form and left as if they were fleeing.

…………

"How about it?"

Xia Zhaoyao rubbed his eyes, then turned his head to look in the direction of the voice.

Senior sister Tang was lying on the headrest of the chair, squinting her eyes and reading the text on Xia Zhaoyao's computer.

"Those two people must be able to be together. Their parents have also notified each other, and then they have a healthy love consumption plan..."

Xia Zhaoyao was entering information on the computer bit by bit according to the form and what he heard.

In addition to the information filled in by the couple, all conversations are also recorded.

"By the way, have you secretly checked Huantang Wanshiwu's evaluation on the campus website?"

Senior Sister Tang said leisurely, "How is it?"

Xia Zhaoyao was taken aback, and some kind of ominous premonition welled up.

"They say that Huantang Wanshiwu takes pleasure in breaking up couples. No matter how loyal and well-matched couples are, as long as they are targeted by Huantang Wanshiwu, they will definitely go their separate ways before they graduate. Some people say that Huantang Wanshiwu will deliberately create A lot of misunderstandings, third party meddling and so on, anyway, unscrupulous to destroy the feelings of those students who come to consult. Some people say that Huantang Wanshiwu is actually a pretense to cheat money, and everything they say is useless Big reason..."

Xia swaggered his heart, and simply said all the bad comments he saw on the Internet.

"so what……"

Tang Qingying's voice didn't fluctuate, "What do you think?"

"The survival rate of college love is very low. Those who come to ask are not very confident, right?"

Xia Zhaoyao thought for a while, then turned around and looked at senior sister Tang and replied seriously, "Anyway, I don't believe that senior sister and you are bad people."

"The answer is half right and half wrong, but for the sake of flattery, let's count you as a pass."

Not far away, Zhao Huanxi slid to Xia Zhaoyao's desk on a swivel chair.

"Actually, everyone wants to have a good relationship..."

She suddenly became a little frustrated, and took the two completed forms from Xia Zhaoyao's hand.

"We are talking about things that everyone knows well, and what the client sees is also a conclusion that they can understand."

"But the reality is sometimes so cruel. If you can clearly see the conflicts that cannot be resolved in the distance..."

"Not suitable is not suitable. Compared with long-term pain, a decent and timely stop loss is also a kind of love."

Uh……

Here we go again, weird philosophical theories.

Xia Zhaoyao blinked and looked at the senior sister who was feeling emotional with a strange expression.

Obviously judging from the actual situation, the relationship between those two people is in the passionate love period between you and me.

"These two people are definitely not the right kind now."

Zhao Huanxi raised the form in Yang's hand, and said with a serious face
"For example, this girl, her investment expectations in personal growth are almost zero—"

"It seems that she is a complete love brain, but on the other hand, her love bankruptcy ability is infinitely low."

"It's a huge gamble with a [-] out of [-] survival rate. If all the chips are pressed down, it's really too dangerous."

Xia Zhaoyao swallowed her words back, she seemed a little convinced.

Zhao Huanxi looked at her computer screen, carefully watching more than half of the messages she had recorded.

Is that so?

To be honest, Xia Zhaoyao was a little moved.

Can rational people on a university campus reduce those long emotional tug-of-wars?

"This record completely misses the point, Mengxin intern."

Zhao Huanxi muttered softly, Xia Zhaoyao was taken aback for a moment, reflexively preparing to apologize.

"...However, just remember carefully."

"Okay, I announce that you have become a regular!"

Zhao Huanxi waved his hand, and ordered vigorously, "Tangtang, add Xiao Zhaoyao's name on our homepage."

"Ah...huh? Wait a minute, I haven't considered yet..."

Xia Zhaoyao's heart sank.

This Wanshiwu is a negative evaluation in the school!

Although what the seniors said made sense, she still didn't have the courage to bear the title of "No. [-] Witch".

Compared to this, she can also go to fast food restaurants to serve dishes, or work and study at newsstands...

"You don't have to worry about water, electricity, air conditioning, and accommodation fees in the dormitory."

"what?"

"Three meals are free. There are dividends."

"Eh?" Xia Zhaoyao said in confusion.

Ding--

【WeChat red envelope】

Click to open—(Today’s consultation fee dividend: 30 yuan)
"Okay...Okay! It's a great honor to join Huantang Wanshiwu!"

Xia Zhaoyao felt that he had no chance of refusing it. With three meals and lodging included, it would be more than 100!

She wanted to hesitate at first, at least wait and see until the start of school before making a decision.

but……

The sisters gave too much!
Calculate the monthly income of three thousand!And there are dividends!

completely……

I can't refuse...

(End of this chapter)