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Chapter 525 You Are All Right
At this time, Chen Xiang has not realized the seriousness of the problem.

As a gift from nature, the more the better.

At this time, Laojun in Tushita Palace frowned, feeling that things were not easy.

Houzi had already received a tip that Lingshan used to be a Buddha, and every once in a while, he would go to the Heavenly Court to talk to Laojun.

This is an old tradition. The warmth in the gossip furnace is still fresh in the monkey's memory, and it is still brooding.

The elixir, the monkey did eat it, so there is no way to wash it away.

But it's like eating peaches, just kidding, there are more than 3000 peach trees, just eating one of each tree is a lot of work, how could he eat them all?
It's okay to eat a few of that thing, but if you eat too much, it may blow him up.

The same is true for Laojun's Golden Elixir, although the properties of the medicine are mild, talking about the properties of the medicine regardless of the dosage is all nonsense.

The opportunity came soon, Monkey's informant in Lingshan sent a message to Monkey, and the ancient Buddha of Burning Lamp set off.

This happens once in hundreds of years. If you can't seize this opportunity this time, you will have to wait another few hundred years.

As for cheating Laojun directly, I dare not make such a joke.

Regarding this inexplicable nagging, he said that he wanted to take himself to a strange place.

At first, Chen Xiang didn't think too much, when he was taken up into the sky, he was still a little excited.

Because this is a height he has never been to, the aura in this place is thin, and there is only a destructive level of wind.

He felt that with his current strength, he definitely couldn't stay in such a place for a long time.

Just as he was about to remind Nag, they seemed to pass through an invisible layer.

In an instant, the raging wind with four hands disappeared, replaced by the peace visible to the naked eye.

It is endless gorgeous clouds, a colorful world, a visual feast, and a spiritual baptism.

He remembered that in the scriptures taught by his father, there might be such a sentence that can describe his current mood: high and clear, spiritual and beautiful, sad songs and space...

"Wake up, wake up, don't be in a daze!"

As the nagging voice fell into his ears, Chen Xiang withdrew his mind.

Looking along the position where the voice came from, I saw that they were hiding in the clouds at the moment.

Through the colorful clouds, a tall portal can be faintly seen standing in the distance.

There are many visions on it, dragons and phoenixes circle the pillars, unicorns play, and two rows of silver-armored generals can be seen, extending from the door to the distance.

"This is……?"

No wonder Chen Xiang was puzzled, he had never seen the appearance of an emperor in the mortal world, let alone the guard of the Heavenly Gate.

Compared with Chen Xiang, the nagging in the form of monkey is very disapproving.

"Don't be too surprised, they are just the guards of the Nantian Gate. They look mighty, but they are actually the worst group of all the heavenly soldiers, and most of them are heavenly men."

The so-called "celestial beings" are actually similar to the human immortals that Qiu Zhiqing thought of back then.

They are all a kind of primordial spirit consummation, and have not yet reached the realm of earth immortals.

Speaking of which, the monkey still thought that it was a bit of a big deal for him to repel one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers.

It was later learned that most of them have not yet entered the realm of immortality.

So much so that they didn't even use the heaven and earth net to deal with him, they just blocked the world and trapped him.

That is to say, at the beginning, he was not able to break through the blockade of the Ten Heavenly Nets.

But at the beginning, it was the same ten nets, Zhang Jiao went all out, but was directly broken by Liu Hong's Tianzi Sword.

Although Liu Hong borrowed the power of "heaven", it is enough to show that in this world, the power of humanity is indeed strong enough.

It's no wonder that besieged and killed Qin Shihuang, so many gods would be unlucky.

"So, among the heavenly soldiers, there are still powerful existences?"

It is also the first time for Chen Xiang to see Tianmen and Tianbing, so curiosity is inevitable.

But the monkey obviously didn't want to talk about these things. The most urgent thing is to hide well, so that they can get in when the time comes.

"Let's not talk about the more powerful celestial soldiers. Ten of these celestial soldiers can come out at random and form a battle formation that can knock you down."

This is not a monkey bragging. Although these Nantianmen heavenly soldiers are not very good, once they form a battle formation, it will be very different.

The Golden Winged Roc who beat him so badly back then also didn't dare to face the [-] Heavenly Soldiers.

What he boasted about swallowing one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers in one gulp was actually a sneak attack by taking advantage of people's unpreparedness.

And there were only [-] people fighting, and the two sky nets were not the [-] he said.

You have to ask how the monkey knows?
Coincidentally, when the golden-winged roc was confiscated by the Tathagata, and the Tathagata hid in the heavenly court, he ran over to make trouble.

Qiu Zhiqing happened to be there, and when he was chatting and bragging with Qiu Zhiqing in Buyun Temple, he was directly exposed by him.

Not to mention how embarrassing the scene was, Qiu Zhiqing even told him that Zhao Yun, Xiao Tiangou and others were present at the time...

This is embarrassing to the monkey, he is also a respectable person.

Who knew that Golden Winged Roc would also lie and brag.

It can only be said that the style of bragging and comparison is prevalent among monster groups...

"What's behind the gate of heaven?"

At this moment, Chen Xiang raised another question. Seeing his eagerness to try, it could be seen that he was really curious.

But the monkey is someone who has experienced it, so he understands it all!
"Don't think about it, if you want to go in, the Heavenly Court is behind the Nantian Gate, if you want to go around..."

Speaking of this, the monkey even made a fool of himself.

"What will happen?"

Chen Xiang just wanted to know what would happen if he went around.

"Not much, because you can't go around at all. No matter how you go around, the Nantian Gate is always in front of you!"

Monkey has really tried it, and this is his standard answer.

"Why?"

"No reason, because 'Tao' is like this."

"road?"

"Yes, that's how it is!"

At this moment, Chen Xiang had a vague understanding of the answer given by the monkey.

"It's like water flowing downhill!"

Out of professional ethics, Monkey explained a little bit.

Just when Chen Xiang wanted to ask another question, the monkey told him to physically shut up.

Chen Xiang only felt that he was shrinking rapidly, and in the end he could only see the nagging thighs from his perspective.

Before he understood what was going on, there were no gods and demons nagging in front of him, but it was a god general wearing bright silver armor and holding a three-pointed two-edged knife.

This is not Erlang God, who is it?
Chen Xiang was confused for a moment, this is the art of transformation, of course he knew it.

But what is this for?
Didn't you come here for sightseeing this time?

But when he opened his mouth, it was not an inquiry, but a dog bark that he was extremely familiar with.

"Wow... woof woof??"

Obviously, the last two sounds, even if the monkey can't understand the dog language, can hear the confusion.

However, what waited for Chen Xiang was not a nagging answer, but a light kick.

"Don't yell, that's the ancient Buddha who burned the lamp, it's rude!"

Chen Xiang: "..."

The colorful clouds dissipated, revealing a figure of a person and a dog.

And Ran Deng, who was attracted by the movement here, also looked at this side.

Doubt flashed in his eyes, and then a compassionate expression appeared.

"Amitabha~"

The ancient Buddha who had just appeared outside Nantianmen, did not say hello to "Yang Jian", and went straight to Nantianmen.

"Yang Jian" seeing this, how could he be so rude.

Hurry up to catch up with the ancient Buddha, but no matter how "Yang Jian" chases after him.

There is always a distance from the ancient Buddha, and he is excluded from the Buddha's light.

Seeing that the Nantian Gate was getting closer, "Yang Jian" didn't care about the etiquette and impoliteness. He stretched out his hand, as if passing through thousands of worlds, and grabbed the sleeve of the ancient Buddha.

The other hand is holding "Shoutian Dog".

"Where does the ancient Buddha go? Isn't it like going with him?"

Seeing that this guy was already covered by his own Buddha light, he felt helpless.

"It's not necessary to go the same way, just drop in."

The meaning is already very clear. Where I want to go is none of your business. After passing the Nantian Gate, what should you do? Don't drag me into the water.

"Say it easy, Gu Buddha please!"

"Please!"

He said yes, but "Yang Jian" never let go.

A group of people did not do this, and came to the foot of Nantianmen.

From a mirror on the door, a beam of colored light shot out, looking around in front of Nantianmen, and when it shone on the ancient Buddha, it paused for a moment.

During this pause, the Lantern Ancient Buddha had already passed through the Nantian Gate and headed deep into the Heavenly Palace.

After walking for a while, "Yang Jian" let go of the ancient Buddha's sleeve.

"Suddenly remembered that in the Temple of the True Monarch, there are still some things that have not been dealt with. I will accompany the ancient Buddha here today and leave."

Gu Buddha is also a wonderful person, and it's not like he hasn't seen Yang Jian before.

The appearance is correct, but the one who is so familiar with the Nantian Gate of Tianting and has a karma with him, except for those few people, is this one...

"Amitabha, what did you say to accompany you here, as long as the time comes, you don't say that the old monk brought it in, you will be thankful, sin, sin!"

"Yang Jian" smiled embarrassingly.

He gave the Xiaotian dog who was still enjoying the beautiful scenery of Tianting a back of his head.

"What are you looking at, hurry up and say goodbye to the ancient Buddha."

"Wang Wang..."

Ancient Buddha: "..."

"Why don't you just shut up, and see, they are so angry with the ancient Buddha that they all ran away."

Chen Xiang said that he was very dry, but the scenery of the heaven was really nothing to say.

Not only is it beautiful, spectacular, but also magical... It really is a gift from nature...

Three days later, at the court meeting in Lingxiao Palace, Laojun said that his alchemy room had been hacked.

At the same time, it was unlucky for him to lose his own Eight Diagrams Stove and an ax for chopping firewood.

He also said that this ax Erlang Shen had used it before, and it was very easy to use.

Thinking about it, it should be Erlang Shen who broke into Tushita Palace because he likes axes.

Taking the axe, he wanted to make an inch, and by the way, stole the elixir, smashed the gossip furnace, and destroyed the evidence...

They have their own witnesses, the gold and silver horns can prove it, and the bags on their heads can prove it. They said that Erlang Shen was the one who knocked them unconscious at that time.

Yang Jian's face turned green with anger, slander, this is blatant slander.

Wasn't it just the cheapest thing I said back then, I already chopped two thousand catties of firewood, and it's still here...

But it doesn't matter, the Jade Emperor has a keen eye for the details, and penetrates the three realms. How could this little trick be hidden from the Jade Emperor's eyes?

The Jade Emperor said, "Yang Jian, do you agree with what Jinjiaoyinjiao said?"

I think?I recognize a hammer, I recognize it.

"Report to the Great Heavenly Venerable, I... accept the punishment..."

All the gods who stayed behind in the heaven suddenly felt that they had eaten another big melon today.

Yang Jian likes the ax that Laojun used to chop wood, so he stole the elixir and overturned the gossip stove, which is unreasonable.

Unexpectedly, Yang Jian recognized it directly...

Not to mention the ignorant immortals, even Laojun and Jade Emperor who knew were a little surprised.

That's right, this kid, originally thought that there would be some hints, but unexpectedly, he could comprehend it by himself.

"Since that's the case, go to the Zhenjun Temple to receive the punishment, and bring the accomplices to justice as soon as possible..."

The court meeting was over, but Yang Jian did not return to his Zhenjun Temple, but was passed to Yaochi by the Queen Mother.

"Yang Jian, I didn't expect that you really have a good nephew. How long do you plan to carry him for?"

Most gods don't know about this kind of thing, but the Queen Mother still has the right to know.

Originally, she didn't intend to pursue the matter of Sanshengmu, Chonghe, and Chenxiang.

After all, Sanshengmu and Chonghe have already received the punishment they deserved.

Unexpectedly, at this time, Chen Xiang would come out and go directly to Laojun to steal pills.

This inevitably made the Queen Mother think of the monkey who absconded with the money because there was no salary.

Although there was also an arrangement between the Jade Emperor and her, but when she thought of the monkey's behavior, she couldn't like it no matter what.

"Your Majesty misunderstood, this is caused by the little god coveting Laojun's ax..."

"Okay, I didn't say anything about it, you don't have to be so nervous, isn't he very capable? You go and capture him, and put him in the vanguard camp under Zhenwu's command, and pay off the crime!"

"Little God Leader... what? Pioneer Battalion? Your Majesty, are you making a mistake?"

Yang Jian thought that the Queen Mother didn't know the nature of the "Pioneer Camp".

Pioneer battalion, commonly known as death squads, can also be called cannon fodder.

What kind of pardon is this?What kind of trick is it?

"Any questions?"

Yang Jian thought about it carefully, probably, should, maybe...

The queen mother's sentence seems to be quite reasonable, and even a lenient sentence.

But the problem is, with Chen Xiang's ability, he can't survive three battles even in the vanguard camp.

Yang Jian had led the vanguard army before, so he was no stranger to the vanguard camp, and he would not hesitate to fight in the world, so it can be seen what kind of scene the heavenly army and the demon world will fight.

"Yes, it is the minister who stole the alchemy now. The Jade Emperor has already made the punishment for the minister. If the empress wants to change it, she still needs to..."

The meaning is very clear, I want to go back to receive the punishment myself, you can handle the matter of Chen Xiang by yourself.

Otherwise, you can ask the Jade Emperor for his will.

"So, go back and receive the punishment first!"

Yang Jian resigned, returned to the Zhenjun Temple, and gave an order that made everyone dumbfounded.

"Second Lord, that's two hundred thunder whips, so there's no need for that?"

In the heavenly court, no one believed that Yang Jian stole the elixir and smashed the gossip furnace.

And even if the gossip furnace is really smashed, it is something Laojun can recover with a wave of his hand.

Brother Meishan didn't understand why Yang Jian would really receive two hundred thunder whips.

But Yang Jian knew that although Laojun didn't make the Pill Room in Tushita Palace by himself, if he messed it up, he should bear the punishment he deserved.

This is a spur to myself, and a lesson...

　happy weekend 2
　　
　
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