Quanzhen Little Daoist starts

Chapter 513 It is strictly forbidden to defecate anywhere

Chapter 513 It is strictly forbidden to defecate anywhere

Not to mention that Chen Xiang found it unbelievable, even Qiu Zhiqing thought the monkey was bragging at the beginning.

According to Monkey's confession back then, ahem... narration.

When they were inmates back then, when they had nothing to do, they liked to chat about the past, exercises, and spells.

Of course, most of them are some opinions, which involve core issues, and both of them avoid talking about them.

According to Monkey, he went from Huaguo Mountain to Xieyue Sanxing Cave to study.

I don't know how many years it took on the road, but after arriving at Xieyue Sanxing Cave, first I did odd jobs for seven years, and then it was a three-year study period.

This is what the monkey is most proud of, even compared to making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, it makes him feel prouder.

It took him only three years to master the skills taught by the Bodhi Patriarch.

This is a remarkable achievement. Among other things, the "Taiping Jing" alone has been studied for so many years. Qiu Zhiqing still feels that there is still value for further study.

And Qiu Zhiqing's comprehension is not bad, and he can be praised by his family's patriarch.

It can be seen that the understanding of monkeys is indeed powerful.

Sure enough, upon hearing Qiu Zhiqing's words, Chen Xiang's paralyzed body immediately sat up straight.

There was inexplicable excitement in his eyes, and he stared straight at Qiu Zhiqing.

"Father, you didn't lie to me, did you? Who has this ability?"

He had heard that it took his old uncle ten thousand years to cultivate to the present level.

Someone actually used it for only three years...

"Why lie to you, but don't think about it. They have been in seclusion for many years, and they don't see outsiders. You should give up on this idea. Stay in Bazhou and inherit my Miao Ren Tang."

Seeing that Chen Xiang is like a salted fish again, slumped on the chair.

Qiu Zhiqing added angrily:

"Don't be ignorant, don't say anything else, what kind of people you brought back, even brought a monster back, you are not afraid of her fierceness..."

"Xiaoyu won't!"

Before Qiu Zhiqing could finish speaking, Chen Xiang interrupted directly.

Look at the way the maintenance looks, no way, no way, this kid...

Fortunately, the little fox hadn't opened his eyebrows before, and Chen Xiang didn't look weak either.

Otherwise, Qiu Zhiqing would probably think that the agarwood was harvested.

Don't want too many heretic monks who practice yin and yang outside and practice male and female supplementation.

Ahem... In fact, yin and yang complement each other, which is also the right way. For example, Daozheng's family is good at this.

On Qiu Zhiqing's side, there was no inheritance in this area, and he had never heard of "Dong Xuanzi".

"No, no, no? How many years have you eaten? I eat more salt than you eat, and the time in the mother's womb is longer than your life. When your grandma thinks you are young... "

Qiu Zhiqing didn't mean to fool him. Some monsters are pregnant for dozens or hundreds of years, which is not too common.

Even for humans, sometimes it is normal to be pregnant for three to five years.

Of course, if you want to be Chen Xiang's grandma, you are not qualified.

"The reason you eat a lot of salt is because you have a strong taste. You always say that, and you also talk about health preservation, and Xiaoyu is so cute..."

Qiu Zhiqing rolled his eyes, what's wrong with cute, cute can't get rid of the fact that he was older than you in the womb.

"Okay, okay, what should I do? If you want to get married, tell me earlier. I'll ask my neighbors for help."

"Hey dad, what are you talking about..."

Seeing Qiu Zhiqing get up and leave, Chen Xiang recovered from the atmosphere of being teased just now.

My father seems to be very wrong, and the relationship between him and my uncle is definitely not as simple as the fourth aunt said.

The last time they brought the old uncle home by themselves, they didn't look anxious either.

And just now, when it comes to organizing the wedding for herself, she just said to ask the neighbors for help.

He didn't even mention the matter of inviting the old uncle and kissing his own mother.

Not to mention that he didn't mention it, over the years, he didn't seem to have taken the initiative to mention his mother once.

Every time I ask him, his answer is almost exactly the same, beautiful and moving, peerless, kind and gentle.

Isn't my own mother really suffering?

When I saw my father again, he still looked heartless.

It seems that he is only interested in the one-acre three-point land in front of him, and he is not even interested in understanding the world outside Bazhou.

In the past six months, it's not that I haven't seen some Buddhist and Taoist people.

His father gave him the feeling that he was more purely like a Taoist than those people in Buddhism and Taoism.

As for why it is not like a monk, have you ever seen a monk with a son?
Not to mention that my father is not a taboo about meat and vegetables, he looks like he will eat anything.

Therefore, he now has some doubts about his fourth aunt's words.

In addition, although Xiaotiangou played bad tricks, at most he just beat him, and never thought of killing him.

After he set foot on the way home, Xiaotiangou didn't even have the heart to make trouble for him.

There are various indications that Xiaotiangou is going to drive him back, plus the old man's attitude.

The case was solved, there must be something wrong with what his fourth aunt said.

Both his father and uncle want him to stay in Bazhou, which shows that the relationship between father and uncle is still very good.

At least let me stay in Bazhou and inherit Miao Ren Tang, this is their consensus...

If they don't let them go to Huashan, they will go even more, maybe...

Chen Xiang, who was trapped in her fantasy world, didn't realize that the moon was already in the sky in a flash.

As for the god-man who became immortal in three years, Qiu Zhiqing hadn't introduced him yet.

In the next few days, Chen Xiang asked Qiu Zhiqing carefully to get some copper coins, and then at dawn, before the city gate was opened, he left Bazhou City again against the dawn.

What Chen Xiang and Little Fox didn't know was that Qiu Zhiqing saw the scene of them leaving Yufeng completely.

In the past few days, relying on the bit of Weibo magic power spent when pointing Chen Xiang, plus my own hard research for so many years.

Finally, there was a flaw in Yang Jian's seal.

You can use some of your mana, and within ten years, you can completely break the seal.

With a touch, a mysterious light mirror appeared in front of him.

Really, the feeling of nostalgia, this kind of unscrupulous experience of visiting mountains and rivers, has not been experienced for many years.

At the same time, Yang Chan at the bottom of Mount Hua was also looking at this scene.

But what she saw was only from the perspective of Little Lotus Lantern.

As for why she could, from the beginning when she looked at Qiu Zhiqing with defensive eyes, she was used to it by now.

It is estimated that I also accepted a setting, Chonghe produced it, it is very unscrupulous!
She was already used to it, and he said it was inspired by the "delimiting compass", so she believed it.

For so many years, as long as she had a gap in her practice, she would look at the outside world through the Little Lotus Lantern.

It's a pity that little Chenxiang didn't know the formula, and he didn't have time to tell Qiu Zhiqing, otherwise he would have been able to make a holographic call.

During these years, every little bit of Chen Xiang's life brought joy to Yang Chan.

In fact, Chen Xiang's guess is correct, as long as he doesn't leave Bazhou, Xiaotiangou won't trouble him.

But this kid, he knows it with all his heart, but he is too old, he should go out for a walk, otherwise the world is so big, if he always stays in Bazhou City.

That Bazhou City was his whole world.

Isn't that too sad?

That's why Chen Xiang came back, and wanted to take Qiu Zhiqing to see this world of beauty.

It's a pity that Qiu Zhiqing is a salted fish and only wants to retire in Bazhou.

But it's rare for him to have such filial piety, which is worthy of recognition.

The old fox following him was not a pure and kind person.

This is not because Qiu Zhiqing knew the original story, but because of the old fox's karma, which couldn't be hidden from his round light technique.

A person with merit is not necessarily a good person, because he may be blessed by the blessings of his ancestors.

However, those who have karma are designated as those who have done bad things, even if they did bad things with good intentions.

Therefore, Qiu Zhiqing was sure that this was not an ordinary monster.

After watching it for a while, he felt bored, so Qiu Zhiqing prepared to turn off the round light technique.

After all, just breaking a small hole in the seal did not allow him to use spells for a long time.

However, Qiu Zhiqing had just cut off the live broadcast, and something went wrong with Chen Xiang.

Ao Chun is the eighth prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea. Because he was favored since childhood, he also arranged a good place for leisure and retirement, and became the god of water.

If there are no accidents, he will be just like his dragon predecessors.

In this place, he fished for thousands of years, and then submitted his resignation to the Heavenly Court due to personal problems.

Then go back to the Dragon Realm, or the East China Sea for the elderly.

Of course, it is not impossible to get promoted, but the biggest possibility is to work until you are irrelevant and leave the job automatically.

After all, this kind of work does not need to be in charge at ordinary times. It only needs to be done in disaster years, when someone asks to come to the door, when it rains, or dredging the flood.

For them, it is simply not too easy.

No, he, Ao Chun, became a Xiaohe Dragon King here under the operation of his father, the Dragon King of the East China Sea.

Don't be too leisurely in your childhood, but someone dared to swim in his river.

That's all, after all, it's just swimming, and it's not like he can't bear it.

But when swimming, it's your fault to pee in the water, and you said there are monsters in the river.

it is good!energetic!

Today I invite you to drink your own boy's urine, the pure kind!

Then Chen Xiang was stuffed to the brim, and fainted...

I thought it was just a trivial matter, but I didn't expect that not only my fourth sister came to look for me, but even my father came.

It is said that the judicial god said his father's precious young son, that is, Ao Chun.

Privately dragging people into the water, causing people's whereabouts to be unknown.

To be honest, Ao Chun, who is usually lawless, is a little scared.

In the end, under the persuasion of the fourth sister, following his fourth sister, he never found the human who drank a stomach full of boy's urine.

But Chen Xiang was already going down the river and heading east under Xiaoyu's leadership.

As for Erlang, he is currently handling official duties in the Zhenjun Temple.

Before Chen Xiang was kidnapped by the local river god, he had already sent a letter to the Dragon King of the East China Sea to inquire, and there was a result soon.

In addition, with the protector of the Lotus Lantern, he naturally doesn't have to worry too much.

At the moment, she is concentrating on dealing with some problems. In these years, the Seven Fairies are not the only ones who think of Fan.

Some Gong'e fairies are the main force.

I don't know if it's a change in people's mind or a change in the way of heaven. Anyway, these things have happened a lot in these years.

Among other things, the previous Kui Mulang was still contemplating behind closed doors.

Not to mention, there was Marshal Canopy who dared to molested Chang'e, the lunar star.

While Rigorous was still thinking about this issue, Xiaotiangou came to report.

"Didn't I tell you to follow Chen Xiang and drive him back to Bazhou? Why did you come up here?"

But Xiao Tiangou looked like a dog, licked his face, and told Yang Jian the "good news" that exploded.

"What? You mean, the smell of agarwood disappeared in Lingxiao Palace?"

This is a path that Yang Jian had never imagined, and he couldn't figure out how to get it in Lingxiao Palace.

You know, Nantianmen is not something that you can enter just by saying it.

At the beginning, the golden-winged roc eagle in Lingshan had been making trouble outside the Nantianmen for so long, but when they saw the heavenly soldiers going out to form an array, they could only run away obediently.

It's not as easy to break through as in the legend.

"Master, I don't know what's going on. No, I'll report to you right away, Master."

What a dog!

Yang Jian cursed secretly in his heart, you are really a dog!
But they have all entered the Lingxiao Palace, so naturally they need to deal with it by themselves.

"Come with me...huh? Why are you still standing there?"

Yang Jian took two steps, and Faxiang Xiaotiangou sat where he was, looking at him with a flattering expression.

This made him a little strange.

"Master, I haven't eaten for half a month, can I..."

Yang Jian:"……"

After a cup of tea time, Yang Jian brought Xiao Tiangou to Lingxiao Hall.

In Lingxiao Palace, there are still singing and dancing, and it is still Taibai Jinxian who comes out to greet him.

A boss holding the Heavenly Court Armory in his hand, was taken aback by the old lady who made him look like a chief executive.

"His Royal Highness King Renyou, Your Majesty welcomes you!"

In the vernacular, it is obvious to please.

"You Lao Madam, you're so white, you can just call me by my name next time."

"The old minister dare not, please, Your Highness!"

It is a very impolite behavior to name names, even in heaven, sometimes some people don't care about it.

As a part-time receptionist all the year round, the old Taibai naturally knew this truth.

Maybe Yang Jian didn't care, but he himself had to pay attention.

When Yang Jian came to the Lingxiao Palace, a group of Gong'e fairies were slowly leaving the stage.

After leaving the stage, there is also a team of accompaniment fairy officials.

It seems that if Yang Jian didn't come, he would have to continue playing music and dancing.

But what is rare is that the Jade Emperor still has a memorial in his hand today.

Normally, Yang Jian would definitely think that the Jade Emperor was putting on a show, but today is different.

Seeing Yang Jian's arrival, the Jade Emperor put down the memorial in his hand and waved his hand to say that there are no outsiders here, so there is no need to be polite.

Seeing this, Yang Jian glanced at the old Taibai, and cooperating with this old guy is really not an outsider, right?

"The little god is not doing well, I hope His Majesty will punish him!"

This attitude of admitting mistakes at the beginning made Jade Emperor a little funny.

"Okay, put away your little thoughts, this little guy is quite interesting, since there is still a chance to do it again, don't be too suppressed, just let it be!"

After finishing speaking, he waved his hand and casually threw the memorandum that he had just checked to Yang Jian.

Reaching out to take it, with a fist clenched, Yang Jian was about to leave.

"By the way, send the mountain god of the above memorial to reincarnation..."

(End of this chapter)

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like