Quanzhen Little Daoist starts

Chapter 498
"Chonghe? Chonghe! Chonghe...!"

In just one sentence, between six words, the tone of the black robe ranged from doubt, to surprise, to anger.

There is no sense of stagnation in the tactful transition.

This line skills alone can instantly kill a large number of rising film and television stars.

It can be seen that this black robe protector is also an old actor.

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, really blinded the Taoist's eyes, how can I meet you guys who can't see the light everywhere?"

Qiu Zhiqing sat on the cloud head, with a bowl of yellow rice floating in front of him, with three sticks of incense stuck in it, and the light smoke calmed down the fighting spirits.

"A little incense burns into Qingming, Taoists from the lower world invite the gods, and the three altars will come to meet each other, can you save face?... Taishang Laojun is in a hurry like a law!"

It's not like this to ask God seriously, but everyone is so familiar, so there is no need to be so formal, right?

Lighting incense and pinching formulas is equivalent to dialing a number with a mobile phone. The incantation is equivalent to an application form, indicating the recipient and the client, which is roughly the same.

As for the latter sentence "Taishang Laojun", it is to report his own background. Of course, if Qiu Zhiqing does not report, Nezha will know it is him.

"Quickly, such as, law order" was originally a suffix in the official documents of the imperial court, which roughly means that this matter is urgent, so hurry up and follow the rules.

This is to act as a reminder, to show that my backstage is hard and come here quickly.

Originally, I wanted to invite a few more, but unfortunately, the black robe over there is an actor.

But he was also very professional, just after angrily scolding Qiu Zhiqing, he seemed to be begging God.

Without saying a word, he carried out a shameless sneak attack.

Just at this moment, a ray of divine light fell in front of Qiu Zhiqing...

It is said that Nezha has been a little bored recently, and usually he can sneak down to the world, looking for Yang Jian, and playing with Yang Chan.

It can be imagined that Yang Jian is a judicial god, and he is busy all day long.

Yang Chan also became more and more fresh and elegant, although she was as warm to him as ever.

But he always felt a little... an unspeakable feeling.

Soon, he lived a decadent retirement life, and became the gatekeeper of Nantianmen, a senior gatekeeper thousands of years in advance.

This day was also his shift. When he first started his shift, he thought it would be great if someone came to make trouble.

He had imagined no less than a thousand countermeasures in his mind, but unfortunately, there were plenty of solutions, but none of them came to make trouble.

I heard that in some worlds, a person like him is called the doorman.

Three laws are also summarized for this purpose:
First, teach owners who do not know what is good or bad.

This can't come, the Jade Emperor of the owner here is also his lens boss...

Second, don't let go of a takeaway boy who placed an order.

This can't come, no one dares to come to Tianting to deliver food.

Third, retreat completely in front of the gangsters!

This is no problem, he is confident that he has this ability, and then he sees that all the heavenly soldiers and generals can't take it down, so he makes a move himself.

With such prestige, he must come out!
Unfortunately, not long after, he couldn't retreat in front of the gangsters.

The reason is also simple, a phone call interrupted his gloomy duty career.

The person who called was Chong and this stinky and shameless relative, specifically because they had something to do and told themselves to go down and fight.

Although this person is despicable, shameless and immoral, the dinner treat he said 400 years ago has not been fulfilled until now, and he often disappears.

I really complied with that sentence, as a brother, rest assured, if something happens, I can't get through the phone.

Although he has a lot of stinky problems, who can let him get himself out of this boring job?
It only took a second to hesitate, and he casually greeted the lieutenant general, then searched for incense and went to the lower realm.

Unlucky, face this guy face to face, with yellow rice in the middle, and what is your expression?
Fortunately, the third prince Nezha is also experienced in many battles, and he felt danger coming from behind him in an instant...

Huntian Ling flew out automatically, turned from defense to attack, and rolled directly behind her.

The strangulation power that comes with the magic weapon, and the guy who appeared suddenly, made the black robe have no time to think about it, so he could only increase it, and use all his mana to directly penetrate Huntianling's strangulation net, and slammed into the person behind...

"careful!"

While Qiu Zhiqing was speaking, he moved his hands quickly to catch Nezha who was coming at him with all his strength.

At the same time, he freed up a hand to strike against the black-robed guardian in the air.

The old power had just gone, and the black robe, which had not yet had new power, was beaten flying by Qiu Zhiqing again.

"You can remind me a little slower!"

He choked Qiu Zhiqing angrily, and saw the black robe retreating, and it seemed that the situation was not good, and the soles of his feet were oiled.

Nezha, who had just stood firm, was on fire under his feet, and he raised his gun and charged.

Qiu Zhiqing saw that Nezha fought many times, he was at a disadvantage at the beginning, but after a few rounds, he suddenly broke out, each with a magic weapon, and began to gain the upper hand.

Seeing this, Qiu Zhiqing couldn't help but sigh with emotion, this rich second generation is really rich.

Still holding a gold brick in his hand, it really... directly expresses the word "hao".

At this time, Nezha was working, and he couldn't be idle. These hundreds of thousands of fighting spirits had to be dealt with, otherwise they would fall into their hands sooner or later.

"Top grade wonderful head, ten times to save people, hidden rhyme of a hundred demons, natural separation and reunion, mixed hole red text..."

As Qiu Zhiqing recited, the sword energy that had been buried before was stimulated one after another.

The clear air lingered between the heaven and the earth for a moment, and a small passage slowly formed, and the traces of ghostly air gushing out from it clearly told these fighting spirits where this passage was connected.

"Go, go, don't be afraid, Pindao and Hades are very familiar."

That's right, he is a shameful and enviable relational householder.

In addition, they have no other choice now, they have finally regained some wisdom, and if they don't rush to reincarnate, can they still be arrested?

Seeing this, the black-robed guardian over there almost turned red in his eyes.

This is the result of their hard work for more than ten years, and they have been instigating war for so many years.

Seeing that the task was about to be completed, Qiu Zhiqing was in trouble.

"Chonghe! You dare!"

Regarding the roar of the black robe, Qiu Zhiqing didn't take it seriously, and Nezha was even more angry.

While he was distracted by his yelling, Huntianling put his hands on him, resisted a few times with all his might, and hit the black robe with his Qiankun circle, almost punching his brain out.

Fighting with him, and even bluffing, really don't take him seriously.

Unexpectedly, instead of knocking out the brain, a black lotus flower came out instead.

Before Nezha could react, three black lights shot out from the lotus.

One directly hit the Qiankun Circle flying towards him, one smashed the Huntian Ribbon covering him, and the last one went straight to Nezha.

Wu Guang was too fast, and Nezha, who was facing the beating, hadn't reacted yet, and the beating person instantly became the one being beaten.

Seeing that Nezha was about to be pierced by the black light, a gossip mirror appeared on his chest, blocking the fatal blow for him.

Even so, Nezha was still sent flying far away by the gossip mirror that temporarily served as a heart guard.

Qiu Zhiqing had just stabilized the passage at this time, and it was precisely because of this, seeing that there was no hope for the black robe, that he ran away decisively.

However, they were afraid that Qiu Zhiqing would make fun of him again when they opened the space channel, so they turned into twilight and ran away.

"Hurry up, look at him, he can't even walk steadily, and he is still flying under the support of his subordinates. It must not be easy. They are the remnants of the devil world, and they have caught a great achievement!"

However, for Qiu Zhiqing's bewitchment, Nezha not only did not pursue the enemy, but also had an urge to beat Qiu Zhiqing.

Looking at this time, the black robe has already been carried away by his subordinates. Sure enough, these demons know how to seize opportunities.

It's not that Qiu Zhiqing didn't want to chase after him, but he did. What about the hundreds of thousands of fighting spirits?
"Chasing? What are you chasing after? Don't chase after the poor!"

No matter how to retreat from the gangsters, Nezha has figured it out.

But looking at his pale face, he can be forgiven, "Are you okay? I think those few blows just now seemed quite heavy..."

Although the person who asked seemed to be Nezha, what he was looking at was the gossip mirror covered in cracks, which was one of his few treasures.

It looks like it's going to be overhauled again, we have to see if Laojun has any materials there.

As for Bai Zhi, yes there are, but... let's ask Laojun first, after all, is it my ancestor or not.

"No……"

Nezha, who didn't want to say that it was okay, turned his small eyes and started crying.

"It's all right? Do you want to try it? Oops~ I'm so hurt, please help me to report to the Jade Emperor. I'm here to assist you in eliminating the demon. You are seriously injured and the demon is still alive! I won't go back , I'll recuperate first, you remember to report..."

After saying that, the hot wheel appeared under his feet, and the flames flashed, and there was no one.

"Hey……?"

Like what, you look like this, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like you are seriously injured.

Have you ever seen a seriously wounded man run so fast?

If Nezha knew what he was thinking, he would definitely tell him, yes!
The reason why he runs fast is that Hot Wheels runs fast, not Nezha.

It just so happened that Qiu Zhiqing wanted to go to heaven and ask Laojun for a favor, so he might as well ask to see the Great Tianzun by the way.

But Qiu Zhiqing went back to Fengqi Mountain beforehand to visit, so he must bring some gifts, right?
When he came to the South Tianmen, the Heavenly Gate Guard General Zeng Tianwang saw Qiu Zhiqing coming, but for the first time, he greeted him.

"True monarch!"

"It turned out to be an increase in the rotation of the Heavenly King, but we are already acquaintances, so there is no need to be so polite?"

The king of growth almost rolled his eyes. Familiarity is familiarity, but who wants to be polite to you?
Really, with a shy face...

Of course, such offensive words, when spoken from his mouth, become:
"I haven't seen Daojun for many years, but Daojun is more elegant than before. By the way, not long ago, the third prince said that he was invited by you to eliminate demons in the lower realm. I don't know..."

Well, Qiu Zhiqing felt that he was a little bit wrong.

This fellow thought that there was something wrong with Nezha, so he rushed towards him anxiously.

"It's nothing, I will report to the Jade Emperor later, I have something to do, so I will excuse you..."

After finishing speaking, he went to Lingxiao Palace.

Under normal circumstances, the Jade Emperor would sit upright in the Lingxiao Hall, purely as a tool man.

Therefore, generally appreciating singing and dancing is one of the hobbies of the Jade Emperor. Sometimes when he is in a good mood, he will give some rewards and the like.

Today is the same, I have nothing to do, go to the bar to listen to music.

However, the arrival of an old man with a white beard interrupted the Jade Emperor's pleasure.

"Report to Your Majesty, Xun Yichong and Zhenjun are asking to see His Majesty."

"Who?"

Obviously, the Jade Emperor didn't react immediately.

"Your Majesty, that is... that Chonghe, whom His Majesty personally sealed, the Cruising True Monarch Chonghe..."

At this moment, the Jade Emperor finally remembered, it really deserves to be damned, there is another one who does not work with his salary for nothing.

"Xuan!"

The word "Xuan" has a long voice.

Still with three points of helplessness, two points of complaints, and one point of... looking forward to?
It should be expected, after all, the Jade Emperor is also boring.

Soon, Chonghe came to Lingxiao Palace.

Bai Zhi once explained to Qiu Zhiqing why he could ask to see the Jade Emperor whenever he went to Lingxiao Palace.

It's pathetic when you think about it, as the co-lord of the Three Realms, living a life similar to that of a prison boss is really enough.

"Chen Chonghe, pay homage to Haotian Jinque... Jade Emperor Tianzun, praise Jade Emperor Tianzun..."

"Okay, okay, let's talk about what you're here for, you're not here to watch the dance with me, are you?"

Well, Qiu Zhiqing discovered that the Jade Emperor was also a dishonest person.

These gods really... have a clear distinction between public and private.

Looking at the Jade Emperor who was making fun of himself and raising his eyebrows at him, Qiu Zhiqing was a little speechless.

Looking back at Taibai who brought him here, he is leaning against an inconspicuous big pillar, counting the whiskers in his hand...

Too grounded, isn't it?

Isn't this a typical example of fishing at work?

He remembered that the first time he came to Heaven with Bai Zhi, they were very dignified and serious, so it's like this now?
"Report..."

Before Qiu Zhiqing could finish his report, he was directly interrupted by the Jade Emperor.

"You don't need to report, just say what you want, anyway, you are not my subordinate."

This sentence is not entirely correct, after all, he is also receiving a salary from the Heavenly Court.

But since the boss has spoken, there are only the three of them in the hall, so he shouldn't be pretentious, otherwise he will appear hypocritical.

"Tianzun, it's like this... These are some spiritual fruits cultivated by Pindao himself, and I brought them here for His Majesty to try."

Qiu Zhiqing told the Jade Emperor about Nezha, and then gave the Jade Emperor a gift in front of the old lady.

"Understood, it's just that little Nezha is tired of staying in the heavenly court, so I just took this opportunity to go to the lower realm to play, sure, let him recover from his injuries and come up again, old Taibai, don't pretend to be dead, come and have a taste!"

Glancing at Qiu Zhiqing, he saw that the Jade Emperor had no intention of seeing outsiders.

The old lady blushed slightly, saluted Qiu Zhiqing slightly, and then looked at him dumbfounded.

A cloud bed rose under the old Taibai, and in front of Qiu Zhiqing, he stopped in front of the Jade Emperor's case and sat down to enjoy it.

Really blinded his eyes, the Jade Emperor, who would call the old lady Bai to come and go, took the initiative to pour wine for him.

"Would you like to stay for a drink?"

Seeing that Qiu Zhiqing was still standing there, the Jade Emperor took the initiative to invite him.

Although it was an invitation, the insincere appearance might as well be said to be driving people away.

"Pindao is leaving now!"

It's not just walking, it's running.

Seeing the flash of purple light, Qiu Zhiqing disappeared into the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor smiled and said:

"Young people are really indeterminate. I can't accept such a small shock. You must know that under the law of heaven, everything is like a dog. What is the difference between you and me?..."

(End of this chapter)