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Chapter 479 Damn Monkey

At this moment, it can be seen that both sides are shaking their wits.

Especially at this time, the monkey didn't look at himself with his piercing eyes.

Really, God help me, today he taught the monkey a lesson, no matter what the fight is, obtaining information is the prerequisite for the arrangement.

"It turned out to be a Taoist priest. Our king likes to discuss the Tao with the Taoist priest, and we are not in a hurry to go anywhere. Why don't you go to the cave with us to meet the king first, how about it? Are you accepting it, fine ghost?"

While speaking, he gave Daozheng a wink to indicate that it was time for him to perform.

"Smart Worm is right. You should come back to the cave with us. You are not in a hurry to go anywhere. Maybe our king will give you travel expenses."

Qiu Zhiqing silently added: Is there an appearance fee?

Seeing the two little monsters being so enthusiastic about him, the monkey's heart moved.

"Your Majesty, are you always so enthusiastic about monks?"

The monks he is talking about here naturally include monks.

Daozheng followed his words and continued.

"That's not true. The Taoist priest is a Taoist, and we are so enthusiastic. If we were monks, it would be different..."

"What is the difference?"

The monkey was really anxious, but he couldn't help being anxious.

At the beginning, he had divided the functions of the big guys. He was responsible for protecting Tang Monk, eliminating demons and defending Taoism, while Drifting Monk and Bajie were responsible for other tasks such as leading the horses and taking care of daily life.

Not long after, Tang Seng and Bajie Drifting Monk were kidnapped in front of him.

Isn't this slapping him in the face?

"Master Daoist, it is natural to sit down, please sit down, please sit down!..."

In the middle of Daozheng's speech, the monkey scratched his ears and cheeks in anxiety, almost showing his true colors.

Qiu Zhiqing was not far behind either, and continued to cheer him up: "If it's a monk, it's natural to kill, it should be killed, everyone should be killed!"

"If you put it this way, a monk was arrested this morning when I heard about the king."

"and after?"

Seeing the two singing together, the monkey almost gave them a cross talk show.

It was still the kind of cross talk show that he didn't like very much, so he stopped immediately and went straight to the point.

"Daozhang, why are you so nervous? You can't be with them, are you?"

"That's right, is this a wig for you?"

Well, seeing these two guys singing and making peace, the monkey originally planned to rely on its own wisdom to win, and humiliate the clever guys in these two names.

Unexpectedly, the one who has been suffocated now is himself.

"Yeah! If the tiger doesn't show its power, you will treat me as a sick cat? Bring it here!"

While talking, you have to shoot straight baby.

But I found out that this treasure is too easy to grab, right?

"Sun Wukong!"

Before he could react, the little monster on the opposite side actually called out his name. For a moment, the monkey was a little confused.

"what?"

This is a bad thing, so the old man told us, if someone calls your name, don't answer immediately, especially at night.

The monkey obviously didn't have the old monkey to tell him about it.

"Boom~"

The gourd stopper sealed the mouth of the gourd, and darkness enveloped the world.

But for Sun Monkey, this is not a problem.

The key is that the two treasures he just snatched turned into two walnuts.

At this moment, no matter how stupid the monkey was, he knew that he had been tricked by these two tough-looking guys.

Moreover, for some reason, he always felt that the breath of the two walnuts in his hand was somewhat familiar...

"I didn't expect that this monkey would even take the initiative to send it to your door, wow..."

"Stop! Don't laugh like those two guys, or I'll throw you in front of Banjiao Qingniu next time!"

Anyway, Qiu Zhiqing knew that Banjiao Qingniu didn't like this guy at all.

Seeing him like this, throwing it in front of the Banjiao Qingniu will definitely have no good fruit to eat.

"Gah... I'm used to it, I'm used to it, it's all because of those two guys..."

While speaking, Qiu Zhiqing deliberately put a sound-proof barrier on Zijin Gourd. If the monkey could hear his voice, it would be no fun.

It can be seen that Daozheng really doesn't want to see Banjiao Qingniu.

"By the way, what did you do to that green cow? Does he want to deal with you so much?"

That's right, when Qiu Zhiqing became a swan in reincarnation, Qingniu almost beat him when he heard that Qiu Zhiqing might know Daozheng.

What does this mean?There is definitely a secret between them!

"It's nothing, just give him some, it's just the secret medicine of Longhu Mountain... Let's go back first..."

Seeing this guy's unnatural expression, Qiu Zhiqing thought that this guy had given Qingniu a failed pill.

But with his pure mind, how could he know that besides Taoism and alchemy, Longhu Mountain is also well-known in the industry.

It is not an exaggeration to call it the conscience of the industry.

That is Fang Zhongshu, and that kind of elixir. At first Zhao Xu wanted him to help refine it, but unfortunately he scolded him bloody.

There was an unexpected harvest that time, which woke up the emperor.

And this fellow Daozheng gave Qingniu this kind of elixir.

According to the boy who watched the cow at the time, the stone pillars that tied the cow almost suffered disaster.

It's a pity, it can only be said that Qiu Zhiqing was still too naive, thinking that Daozheng just gave Qingniu that kind of useless pill.

When the two returned to the Lotus Cave, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao, who were eating and drinking, hurried up to meet them.

"How, how?"

"Fortunately, life is not disgraceful! Monkey King has already taken it!"

As he said that, Daozheng shook the purple gold gourd to let the golden horn and silver horn hear it.

"Okay, okay~! How long has it been?"

"Half an hour!"

In order to give the monkey a way out, there is no need to give it. This bauhinia gourd has no function at all.

It's okay to collect people, but it can be turned into thick water, which is a bit nonsense.

You must know that this is used to hold elixir, how could it be turned into concentrated water?

Daozheng had already told him the key to this.

The reason is also simple. Qiu Zhiqing himself was lucky to experience the strong innate energy inside.

If the cultivation base is not up to standard, it is easy to be assimilated by the innate energy inside, which is the reason why it turns into thick water.

The reason why Jinjiaoyinjiao knew this was because in the lower realm, they often used purple gold gourds to deal with those monsters.

This made them have such a wonderful misunderstanding, otherwise the monkey would not be stupid, he still has three life-saving hairs.

"Half an hour? Then he should start turning into thick water, why don't you see him moaning?"

"Maybe it's because I put on a sound-proof enchantment, I'm afraid he will be too noisy!"

Daozheng added, in fact, the sound barrier has long since disappeared.

Daozheng put on a show, and after some manipulations, the two asked to go out to patrol the mountain.

It can be seen that the two of them are quite concerned about patrolling the mountain.

"go Go!"

Jin Jiao drove the two of them away with a wave, and the monkey inside heard all of this.

Crushed the two walnuts in my hand, really, the taste is not bad, as delicious as ever.

It is said that walnuts nourish the brain. Once the monkeys ate these two walnuts, their brains began to work quickly. In a short while, they had an idea...

Inside the Lotus Cave, Monkey and the Golden Horn and Silver Gladiator are fighting wits and bravery. Outside the Lotus Cave, Qiu Zhiqing is having a barbecue with Daozheng.

"Is it necessary to make so many?"

Obviously, waste is shameful. Daozheng couldn't finish eating Qiu Zhiqing, but he asked for so much, and he was obviously dissatisfied.

"Don't worry, how about we make a bet?"

As soon as he said this, Qiu Zhiqing suddenly seemed to remember something, and immediately changed his words:
"Forget it, I won't gamble, let's just say it directly, I feel that the monkey will come to us in a while, by the way, is there any wine?"

Daozheng has long been familiar with Qiu Zhiqing's unwavering adherence to some of the family rules, but his behavior of turning a blind eye to others.

"Yes, but it's not a good wine, not as good as the one you got from Taiyuan Palace, is there any more?"

Qiu Zhiqing told him that it was the treasure of his patriarch, that is, Chun Yangzi.

He was able to come out smoothly at the beginning, because he usually offered incense to the patriarch a lot.

But that taste is really unique, he still wants to...

"No, if I dare to ask for it again, I will probably be kicked out of the door by my ancestor!"

If he refuses to be expelled from the door and wall, a reprimand should be indispensable.

"Your Patriarch Chunyangzi is really stingy!"

While talking, he groped for a long time from his big sleeve and found a jug of wine.

The gourd is an ordinary yellow-skinned gourd, but the wine is not a simple wine.

"Where did you get here?"

It wasn't Qiu Zhiqing who buried him, but this guy absolutely didn't have the hundreds of years of fine wine in the cellar, and it was the pure and immortal wine of heaven.

"Don't you know? This is morning dew, all the fairies of Yaochi, who collect the morning dew of Yaochi flowers and plants, mix it with flat peaches and a variety of spiritual fruits to make fine wine, my old man is reluctant to drink..."

Come on, brat, it's my mother beating again.

From Daozheng's mouth, I learned that this is my old man, Zhang Tianshi.

It was rewarded by the queen mother when she just attained the Tao and ascended to perfection.

The so-called attainment of the Tao and perfect ascension is the achievement of the Taiyi Golden Immortal.

According to Daozheng, he discovered this by accident under the Sun Yuegui in Tianshi Mansion.

Well, if Zhang Tianshi knew that the fine wine he had treasured for many years was just taken away by this unlucky child, he would probably have a cerebral thrombosis in his anger.

Well, in fact, not all of them were poached, according to what he said, a gourd was still kept.

It can be seen that Daozheng is still a little filial, but not much.

"Put it away and change it to something else, this thing was drunk by monkeys and spoiled..."

Before Qiu Zhiqing finished speaking, a golden light fell on the sides of the two of them.

"What was ruined? What did my grandson ruin? Also, how dare you plot against my grandson. If you don't explain this clearly today, my grandson will spoil you today!"

Brother Monkey, it’s not fun to say this, it’s ambiguous, don’t you know?

"No, Pindao just thinks that if you don't drink this kind of fine wine with the Great Sage, it's a bit of a waste!"

"Gah..."

Daozheng, who was just about to put it away, was overwhelmed by Qiu Zhiqing's words.

In the blink of an eye, not only did Qiu Zhiqing change his subject, but even the cup was ready.

"It's almost..."

After sitting down and enjoying two mouthfuls of barbecue and fine wine, Qiu Zhiqing realized that the monkey not only knew Daozheng.

The relationship between the two seems to be pretty good.

"Didn't we know each other a long time ago? He took my old grandson to Tianhe to play. Only then did he know that there is such a good place to put horses. It was also there. I met Pig Idiot. At that time, he was Marshal Tianpeng. Candid!"

Isn't it upright, at least if you lose, you will admit defeat decisively.

But when it comes to this, Monkey is a little embarrassed, seeing this, Qiu Zhiqing already guessed something in his heart.

At the beginning, someone said that he was taking people to swim in the Tianhe River. It seems that he not only took the golden and silver horns there, but also the monkeys.

Tsk tsk tsk, no wonder these guys don't have a very good reputation in the heavenly court.

When the monkey was the Monkey King, he was probably hanging out with Daozheng.

He didn't even think about it, his reputation didn't seem to be very good in the heaven.

The monkey is not particular about it, so after Qiu Zhiqing disposed of all the barbecue, he thought of killing the two of them in order to avenge the previous sneak attack.

"Chonghe, Daozheng, are you there?"

Qiu Zhiqing: "..."

Daozheng: "..."

Brother, do you think we look like fools?
Seeing Qiu Zhiqing and Dao Zheng looking at him intently, they just didn't answer their own questions.

The monkey put the stopper on the purple gold gourd in embarrassment, "I'm sorry, I thought it was a wine gourd just now!"

"Fusheng's Wuliang Tianzun, you dead monkey is really not a good bird. It's a pity that Daoist invited you to drink. This is what Daoist finally obeyed. This is against the wishes of the ancestors, do you understand?"

To be reasonable, Daozheng is a bit outspoken.

"Zu" refers to the nine generations above oneself, and "Zong" refers to the nine generations of one's descendants.

The collective name is "eighteen generations of ancestors", he doesn't care about any of them, does he?
But at this moment, Qiu Zhiqing and him are united against the monkey.

"That's right, monkey, can you still play here?? Can you still play happily in the future?"

Seeing that his scheme was revealed and he had a meal, the monkey could only take the opportunity to make an apology and drink a few big glasses.

Since he can't enjoy it all by himself, he has to finish Daozheng's bottle of wine today!

The few of them drank happily, but it made Tang Seng and others in the lotus cave a little anxious.

"Look, my old pig just said that there are monsters here, you still don't believe it, it's all over now, the monkeys have been caught, we're going to be scraped alive tomorrow, my old pig doesn't want to die yet, Cuilan, my Cuilan..."

It turned out that it was in the cave, and Bajie was attacking Tang Seng.

The general meaning is, listen to me early, everyone divides the luggage, goes back to each house, and finds each mother.

All the gods have said that there are powerful monsters here, and we have to move forward.

In short, if Bajie doesn't eat and still has the strength to fight people, Tang Seng can't do it.

Usually, I can still reply a few words, now... I'm tired, destroy it, why did he get on such a rotten thing.

It was Drifting who saw that Tang Seng was really hungry, and said, "Second senior brother, please stop saying a few words, master is going to die of hunger."

Bajie's ability to slander people is worthy of recognition, he immediately shifted his firepower and slapped Drifting again.

Seeing that Drifting didn't speak, he scolded the bragging Bi Mawen in his mouth again.

I just don’t know if it’s Bajie’s memorization, every time he scolds the monkey, the monkey always arrives on time!

"Heh heh heh...Master, Brother Sha, do you smell it? The smell of wine and barbecue..."

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