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Chapter 355
The monkey felt that he was offended...

"Xiao Niubi, don't think that if you have a little friendship with your grandpa grandpa, you can make up your grandpa grandpa at will. I know exactly what to say!"

Qiu Zhiqing didn't want to pay attention to the monkey. He found that the monkey couldn't calm down and just wanted to talk to someone.

Even if you can't chat, it is acceptable to quarrel.

How can Chonghe make it fulfill its wish, close its eyes and fall asleep...

"Hey, monkey, don't go too far, my patience has a limit!"

"Come on, take out your limit, let my grandson see..."

After all, another pebble was thrown and hit Qiu Zhiqing on the head...

As soon as the time turned, half a day passed, and Qiu Zhiqing didn't want to talk anymore. He found that the monkeys would throw all the stones he didn't throw back.

But if I throw it myself, it's fine, if it hits itself, it hurts all the time...

"Little Taoist, go on, go on!"

"I'll continue you kiwi, don't you see my head is swollen?"

What a shame to be bullied by monkeys!

You can't be fooled, you can't be fooled, it is copper-skinned and iron-framed, not afraid of being hit by stones, he can't make peace, and the monkey is so strong, it really hurts.

"Wow, you are the kiwi, your whole family is full of kiwi..."

It can be seen that monkeys are somewhat cultured, but not many.

Qiu Zhiqing didn't want to talk to it, he still had a lot of things to do.

In addition to sleeping, you can also comprehend the "Tianshu Yubi", comprehend the runes on the "Taiping Jing", as well as your own exercises, and see if there is room for improvement after combining various items.

He is not like this kiwi, the follow-up path is clearly arranged.

But he found it interesting to talk to it once in a while.

At least, it won't be boring.

Seeing that Qiu Zhiqing ignored it and there were no small stones around, the monkey inevitably felt a little helpless. As long as Qiu Zhiqing ignored it, it would have nothing to do now.

Before, Qiu Zhiqing threw a stone at it, and it could still throw it back.

But now, you can't pull the rocks on your body, can you?
It thought about it, but it was basically unrealistic. If it could be pulled off, they would have escaped from prison a long time ago.

In this way, Qiu Zhiqing focused on two tasks, closed his eyes and meditated, and chatted with the monkey while chatting.

They can be regarded as grinding each other's temper.

Qiu Zhiqing likes to be quiet, not noisy, and doesn't like chatting with people very much.

But the monkey, on the contrary, is probably the reason why it can visit everywhere in the heavenly court.

This was not arranged by Qiu Zhiqing, but the monkey boasted to him. It is quite interesting to chat with this monkey. You start it, and it will be alone for a long time.

After it has finished bragging, flatter it a few more words, and you can hear many interesting things again.

On this day, Qiu Zhiqing found that something was wrong with the weather.

Logically speaking, this is the Gobi desert, so there should be little rain.

But Qiu Zhiqing discovered that after entering March and April, there would be a torrential rain from time to time.

According to what the monkey said, he was taken to heaven at the beginning, it should be the spring when he just fell from the ascension tunnel.

After going up, he was subjected to all kinds of punishments, and then he was thrown into the Bagua furnace by Laojun. After practicing for 49 days, he was fooled by the Tathagata on the day he came out.

So, that's about 50 years.

And Qiu Zhiqing and the others were suppressed, that is, he came to this world, a spring.

What a coincidence...

Both of their primordial mana were imprisoned. At this moment, the rain was pouring, and the Five Elements Mountain had just formed, and there was no vegetation to cover them.

The monkey drooped its head, obviously giving up resistance and accepting the baptism of the rainstorm calmly.

But Qiu Zhiqing was different, he was lying on his back, unlike a monkey carrying everything on the back of his head.

He could only face the baptism of the torrential rain head-on.

"Niubi, why are you still in the mood to wash your hair?"

"Otherwise? It's raining so much, you're already wet anyway, so you might as well put your hair up in a bun and wash your hair. Monkey, I advise you to comb your hair well, too.
The climate is not right, it should be because the climate has changed, when the time comes, the mountain will definitely be densely forested, and there may be female monkeys living there, you are like this, shame on the monkey..."

"Silly cow nose, are you afraid that you were stunned by a stone? We are among the gods, without dust, leaks and dirt, what's the use of washing? Your hair is mopping the floor..."

"What do you know, I am experiencing nature at close range!"

Having said that, Ke Chonghe was very conscientious, pulled back his hair and put it back into a bun.

Although the heavy rain continues, the hairstyle cannot be messed up.

After chatting for a few words, one person and one monkey began to show off.

The wind and rain are too heavy, and communication is not strenuous.

Since the rain woke them up in the middle of the night, it has been falling non-stop. Qiu Zhiqing is fine, his mana is still circulating in his body, but he can't use it.

The monkey is different. All his mana and primordial spirit have been banned, so he can only rely on his Taoist body to resist.

Therefore, being sleepy is normal operation.

Chong He will not be sleepy, but in order to appear normal, he should sleep.

Because normally, his Yangshen and mana should also be imprisoned, just like at the beginning.

It's just that Qiu Zhiqing has a better understanding of the five elements. He practiced "controlling the five thunders", "five elements escape", and relatively speaking, the best "mediation of good fortune".

Even the exercises he practiced were based on Yin Yang and Five Elements.

Compared with monkeys, who rely on strong magic power and heavyweight magic weapons to fight, they are much more proficient.

The difference between the two of them, simply put, is the difference between a world boxing champion and an ordinary researcher.

Even, the difference is bigger than this.

However, what made Qiu Zhiqing more strange was that after the thunder tribulation among the three disasters, the "Tianshu Yubi" didn't give anything. Could it be because it was not intense enough?
Or do you think that you have already given Lei related information before?
While Qiu Zhiqing was thinking wildly, it soon became evening.

This downpour is only a break.

The monkey seemed to come alive, and with a flick of its head, the water on the monkey's head was thrown directly onto Qiu Zhiqing's head, which was a foot away.

"Damn monkey, are you a dog? How can a monkey shake his head like this?"

Qiu Zhiqing was sure that this guy did it on purpose, this was not the first time.

"Have you ever seen a monkey that is a dog? My old grandson has never seen one, but I have seen many monkeys that throw water."

Qiu Zhiqing lived up to the expectations of the monkeys, one person and one monkey, discussing whether a monkey born in the year of the dog should belong to the dog, from sunset to west mountain, to the moon's climax.

Finally, they came to a conclusion that monkeys born in the year of the dog should belong to the dog.

Dogs born in the year of the monkey should belong to the monkey family. After the identification, go to bed!
Although he was sleeping, he didn't sleep much that night. He thought that Qiu Zhiqing would have the illusion that if he looked at the moon for a long time, he would have an illusion, as if the round moon was emitting light and rain.

"Monkey, look quickly, the moon is shining!"

What he said was right, it was to emit light, not to reflect sunlight as Qiu Zhiqing knew.

The moon here really shines, but that's not what he was talking about.

"I said Niubi, are you finished? The moon will shine, what's so strange... Hey..."

Obviously, the monkey's bragging words were beaten back by its own glance.

After looking at it for a while, the monkey sneered and said:
"You bastard, you really don't know much. Why is the moon shining? It's the 'Emperor's Ointment', also known as 'Xingshenlu' once in sixty years. The little monsters and monsters were lucky enough to get a drop. It's all good luck." ..."

Speaking of this, the monkey was a little lonely.

It actually doesn't know this thing.

It's just that the other demon saints who worshiped know better.

An inadvertent conversation let it know this thing.

Unfortunately, once every 60 years, and only the first use will be effective.

Many beasts, that is, accidental luck, are hit by this thing, and only then can they generate wisdom and embark on the journey of cultivation, so it is also called "Xingshenlu".

However, many types of plants, if they do not have a certain amount of accumulation, will be of no use even if they are hit by the "Emperor Ointment".

Compared with the fact that human beings can produce wisdom in one or two years, this is indeed a huge difference.

Although a trace of disappointment could be heard from the monkey's tone.

But Qiu Zhiqing didn't care much.

After all, as a male monkey, there are always one or two days in a month when he feels down.

This is the result of not cultivating the mind. It will be fine to calm down and repair it, even writing and meditating.

But obviously, the current monkey can neither write nor meditate, so it can only continue to sink.

What Qiu Zhiqing remembered was that when he, Yang Chan, and Chang'e were discussing the Tao with the two fairies at Chaoyang Peak in Huashan, Chang'e said that they were going back to prepare "Spiritual Refreshing Lotion".

Could it be this thing?
The efficiency of that fairy is too low.

It's been seven or eight years...

Well, for Chang'e, that is seven or eight days.

This is what Qiu Zhiqing thought of. The "Diliu Jelly" sprinkled in the Moon Palace is not only from the Earth and Immortal Realm. Any place under the heavens and within the Three Realms where the moon can be seen will drop the "Diliu Jelly" on the same day. Pulp".

But very cleverly, regardless of the flow of time.

The frequency will be controlled at once every 60 years.

If in some worlds, the flow rate is faster.

The effect of the "Emperor Ointment" may have to be diluted a lot, after all, the time of spraying in the Moon Palace is fixed.

One person and one monkey, one person is meditating, one monkey is remembering.

In Wuzhi Mountain, where there was no one in the first place, it became quiet in an instant.

Only the slight sounds of seeds sprouting and vegetation breaking ground are left occasionally at night. This is the blooming of life, the occurrence of miracles, and the witness of their boredom.

I don't know how many seeds can come with the wind in this month or so,

Follow the bird and come to the newly completed Wuxingshan project site.

The prison of Monkey and Chonghe...

In the following days, from time to time, there was a rain, big or small, which caused the Gobi desert in Qiu Zhiqing's impression to quickly transform into a grassland.

Then there are bushes, and after that, more birds come, and there are all kinds of trees.

Then it becomes a continuous forest, the vicissitudes of life, the world changes, but that's all.

However, all of this hasn't happened yet, it's just in Qiu Zhiqing's deduction.

Boring days are always idle and fast.

In a blink of an eye, one person and one monkey have been in prison for more than half a year.

Except at the beginning, they also tried to escape from prison, and they never struggled again.

In the beginning, it was only the Five Elements Dharma Realm composed of five small worlds, or the Buddha Kingdom in the palm of their hands. The two of them could still try to break it up, but later...

Those two unknown fat monks used something to strengthen this Buddhist kingdom.

The two of them had no hope at all and could only go to jail obediently.

Qiu Zhiqing did know that it was a Buddhist post, but it was just an appearance.

Just like this Five Elements Mountain, it looks like a Five Elements Mountain on the surface, but it is actually five small worlds of the Five Elements inside, otherwise Qiu Zhiqing would not be imprisoned immediately.

Now he can't even turn over, he can only lie on his back and serve 500 years in prison...

Today, the wind is sunny and sunny, and the vegetation on the Five Elements Mountain is estimated to be luxuriant.

Compared with the bald appearance at the beginning, it can be said to be quite different.

"very hungry……"

Qiu Zhiqing turned his head and saw the monkey chewing grass boredly.

Oh, gods will also be hungry, but it is enough to absorb the aura of heaven and earth. This is the so-called "meal and drink dew". The next best thing is to eat fruits.

It's not impossible, and it's not impossible to eat grass and soil.

For example, today's monkeys are eating grass.

As for what happens if you don't eat...

Qiu Zhiqing didn't know, in his impression, there didn't seem to be any gods who were starved to death.

At the beginning, Luo Cheng was very curious why Qiu Zhiqing didn't starve to death in the mortal world of the Northern Song Dynasty, because he didn't have the energy he needed to survive.

As for immortals, apart from eating normally, the utilization rate of food is unimaginable for mortals.

So, when the monkey is crying hungry, it is eating grass...

Seeing Qiu Zhiqing looking over, the monkey threw a handful of grass at him in a friendly manner.

It's so stupid...

Qiu Zhiqing grabbed it and threw it back.

"I won't eat it, you can eat it yourself!"

"Don't eat? Okay, starve you for three to five hundred years, see if you don't have magic power, can this Taoist body withstand it, and when you are so hungry that your mouth can move, don't ask me!"

Just kidding, he rushed to make peace, running the "nine breaths of convincing" method all the time.

Even if they are banned and cannot even collect the innate purple energy, they can still extract vitality from the dark to replenish themselves.

Qiu Zhiqing discovered that this monkey was really irritable, and would curse at people when he disagreed with him.

Go out and single out!
But his nature is not too bad, and he is reasonable occasionally, but he is more irritable.

This is the reason for the exuberant anger, which shows that this fellow is not following the orthodox path.

In other words, its mana did not come from normal cultivation.

Thinking about it, it is so powerful. In addition to its innate roots and bones, it eats a lot of miscellaneous things and strong effects.

In addition, he was burned by the gossip furnace for 49 days, and he was a monkey again.

It's hard to think about anger, and it's hard for the heart ape to hold on...

"It turns out that the majestic Great Sage Equaling Heaven is also hungry? That's a good feeling. We are ordered to deliver food to the great sage. Come, let's eat while it's hot..."

(End of this chapter)