World Cup of Great Powers

What the fuck? !
I am not wrong, right?
The next day, when the results of the first group match of the National Football World Preliminary Tournament came out, fans across the country were dumbfounded.

Is this Nima a football score?
This is clearly the score of volleyball + table tennis!

What happened to the Maldives?
Didn't coach Zeng seriously reprimand the reporter at the press conference yesterday, saying that he should respect the opponent?
What did he do himself?
Based on the 20-second replay time of a goal, there is no way for the morning news to broadcast all the highlights of the goal within the specified time.

When the TV in the breakfast shop was replaying the highlights of the game, all the office workers who were eating breakfast put down their chopsticks and stared at the screen intently.

When they saw the Maldives scored a goal at the last minute of the game, they couldn't help but burst into tears.

"Good man!"

An old man eating steamed buns hadn't swallowed the leek and egg in his mouth, and kept wiping away his tears.

"Coach Zeng is really a good person!"

Other office workers also nodded frequently and gave thumbs up.

"As expected of Coach Zeng!"

"Demonstrate the demeanor of our great country!"

"Leave a line in life, so we can meet each other in the future!"

While the fans were discussing, a young couple in the corner of the dining table started to care about it.

Female: "Ah, look, what did Coach Zeng do?"

"With so many points against others, how can we go to the Maldives at the end of the year?"

"When people hear that we are Chinese, why don't they kill us?"

At this moment, a heart-piercing cry came from outside the breakfast shop.

"Woohoo!"

Everyone heard the reputation and looked, and it turned out to be a little fat man with a schoolbag and a red scarf.

The football in his hand was snatched by other children just now, and he was crying with snot and tears at the moment.

"Give me the ball, I want to go home!!!"

"Give Me the Ball, I'm Going Home!" ! ! "

This is the title of the latest issue of "Sports Weekly".

The shocking three exclamation marks seemed to be expressing the desperation of the cavalry.

It is said to be "sports", but almost all the reports in this issue are football.

The editor-in-chief originally wanted to publish a separate issue for this competition, but was eventually rejected by the editor-in-chief.

"Kick the Maldives and make a fuss?"

Yeah, what's so embarrassing about playing Maldives?
All the people in this country add up to less than 30W, and the land area is equivalent to a village in the country.

What's so embarrassing about winning against such a national team?
But the fans are happy for a reason.

Compared with the 17-0 score of the Iranian kickers in the last World Cup, this World Cup faces a more "powerful" cavalry team. The score of the Chinese team is almost twice that of the Iranian team.

Doesn't this prove that the strength of the Chinese team is twice that of the Iranian team?

Looking back at the whole game, when Yang Chen scored six yuan alone in the 42nd minute, the game changed.

At that time the score was already 19 to 0, Yang Chen scored 6 goals, Xie Hui scored 5 goals, Zhang Xiaorui and Shao Jiayi scored [-] goals, Li Weifeng and General Fan Da general scored [-] goal each.

As for why the game changed when it came to this point, it was entirely because the commentator Liu Jianhong couldn't find a word after saying "Five Sons Enrolled".

The 90-minute game was cut into countless rounds by the Chinese team's goal.

Every goal starts the next round;
Every round, you can get an attack;
For every attack, a goal can be scored.

In this way, at the 85th minute of the game, Yang Chen who scored 6 goals, Xie Hui who scored 5 goals, and Zhang Xiaorui who scored 4 goals had already been replaced, including Sun Jihai, Wang Tao and Ma Mingyu as substitutes. , all players on the pitch scored.

Even Ou Chuliang scored a penalty.

Especially in the 73rd minute of the game, only Wu Chengying missed.

Everyone passed the ball to Wu Chengying one after another, hoping that he would score as soon as possible.

In this way, after Wu Chengying kicked 8 shots in a row, he finally scored a goal.

After all players scored a goal, the game entered "garbage time".

It was also taking advantage of this opportunity that the Maldives scored a goal through a long pass attack.

After the match, the AFC- and FIFA-sanctioned game immediately dominated sports headlines around the world.

The headline reads "The World Cup's Biggest Point Difference Lasted Only 21 Days and Was Broken!"

在21天的4月1日，世预赛大洋洲赛区澳大利亚在对阵美属萨摩亚时，踢了一场31比0。

At that time, the score caused a sensation in the football world.

The point difference reached more than 30 goals, and various media have discussed that this record must be maintained for at least 100 years.

But what I didn't expect was that it was broken by the national football team within a month.

33 to 1, 32 points difference, 1 more than Australia.

When such a disparity in scores aroused the amazement of fans from various countries, it also caused some controversy.

Because these two big scores were played by weak island countries.

Therefore, some European media have questioned: Can the national teams of these island countries be banned from participating if they can score such a disparity?

In this regard, the AFC once again used a set of old-fashioned responses to answer this game.

".We are committed to promoting football to every corner of Asia."

"It is inevitable that there will be uneven strength in this regard."

"However, we are actively working hard to change this situation and hope to get the support and recognition of FIFA."

Anyway, in order to promote football, I have already asked the natives on the coral islands to build football fields, and it is inevitable that there will be a gap in strength.

Haven't you been shouting that everyone is equal and that football is the number one sport in the world?
how?

Are islanders not human?
Under the ZZ correctness of the AFC, this voice of doubt was quickly suppressed.

But the impact has already been caused.

First, Yang Chen and General Fan who returned to the club to compete.

After the two returned to their respective leagues, they were all emotional when they faced the reporter's interview.

General Fan: "I thought that going back to the game this time would be regarded as the king of returning to the country, but I didn't expect to be honored by the national team."

Yang Chen: "In the beginning, I was still worried about my status. Flying back and forth not only affected the status of the national team, but also the status of the club. But on the day I returned home, Coach Zeng told me not to worry. Now I finally understand why he said that. gone."

Li Tie and Li Jinyu, the two young men who failed to return to China, also slapped their thighs, sighing to themselves for wasting such an opportunity to collect data.

The specific number of goals in this game is 6 by Yang Chen, 5 by Xie Hui, and 4 by Zhang Xiaorui;
Shao Jiayi, Ma Mingyu and Zheng Zhi all performed a hat-trick;
Sun Jihai, Wang Tao, and General Fan scored twice, and all the remaining players scored one each.

It is not difficult to imagine that if Li Jinyu and Li Tie also participate in the battle, will the number of goals become more.

Before this game, although some fans were worried about whether Indonesia, which had just won the runner-up in the Southeast Asian Tiger Cup, would pose a threat to the Chinese team.

After this campaign, even the AFC said that it is not a problem for the Chinese team to qualify for the group stage.

In 1969, Peruvian writer Llosa published "Long Talks in Bars" with more than 800 pages.

Such a long novel, some readers said at the time: "I will not read it in this life!"

Before Zeng Zheng took over the Chinese team, there were countless fans who gritted their teeth and said in tears: "I will never watch Chinese football again in this life!"

But as soon as the game started, these buddies started looking for tickets from scalpers again, paying five times, or even ten times more than the ticket price, to enter the stadium to watch the game.

After the game, the paparazzi also reported that Zeng Zheng led the team to go clubbing.

On the evening of April 4, after the seventh victory of Chinese football in the World Cup, Zeng Zheng took all the team members to a bar on the streets of Xi'an.

On the wall of the bar, there is still a group photo of General Fan and the boss when the Crystal Palace visited Xi'an last year.

When recalling the past, General Fan admitted that when Zeng Zheng suddenly took over the national team by air, he was not at all optimistic about this coach who was one year younger than him.

But now, the relationship between General Fan and Zeng Zheng has almost reached the point of calling them brothers.

Most of the national team led by Zeng Zheng are young people.

A player born in 80 like Zheng Zhi is only 20 years old this year.

Therefore, among the people present, those above 30 years old belong to one generation, and those under 30 years old belong to another generation.

Among the laughter of young people, on the eve of hitting the World Cup.

General Fan suddenly said: "It is very difficult for a person to make a real friend. Coach Zeng and I are coaches and players on the court, but we are friends off the court."

After finishing speaking, General Fan pointed to the person at the table beside him and asked, "Are these friends?"

Zeng Zheng shook his head continuously.

After pointing around, General Fan finally pointed his finger at his chest: "Am I a friend?"

As a result, the answer was still "NO".

Now the embarrassing old Fan became anxious, stepped forward and directly grabbed Zeng Zheng's neck.

"Fuck, what did you say? What did you say? I'll give you a chance to say it again!"

Seeing Zeng Zheng being shaken until foaming at the mouth, Ou Chuliang who was at the side couldn't stand it any longer, and hastily stepped forward to separate him.

"Old Fan, how can you force people to say that you are friends?"

General Fan said unconvinced: "Then tell me, what is a friend?"

Ou Chuliang cleared his throat after hearing this, and said to Zeng Zheng solemnly:
"Coach Zeng, in order for you to get married smoothly, I promise to help the Chinese team enter the World Cup!"

Hearing this, Zeng Zheng immediately smiled.

He picked up the wine glass on the table and drank it down, then hung Ou Chuliang's neck, shouting at the others: "Friend! This is a friend!"

This night, a narrow bar of about 30 square meters filled almost the entire Chinese football field.

Players, coaches, bamboo shoes officials, football agents, match organizers, journalists, players' family members, friends, fans asking for autographs
Countless people crowded the bar to the brim.

The waiter went to the nearby restaurant to move chairs again and again, but there were still not enough seats.

When Zhang Yanhua came in and saw that there was no seat, he simply sat on General Fan. Li Weifeng and Sun Jihai also came over when they saw this, and the four guards laughed together.

When drinking to the fullest, Li Weifeng patted Zhang Xiaorui on the shoulder: "Old Hei, we can't live without you."

Now the media and fans call Zhang Xiaorui "Zhang Ladona", but Jianlibao teammates who are familiar with him call him "Old Black", which makes "Da Hei" Zhang Yanhua feel that he has the same kind.

The last one to come to the scene was Xie Hui.

This guy is the best cool guy for clubbing. His family used to own a bar.

As soon as we entered the room, we chatted about German rock and roll.

As for football, that's what we should talk about on the football field!
Shen Si, Xie Hui, Qi Hong, General Fan and Ou Chuliang who once played for Shenhua, the bar is full of Modu dialect.

After a while, Jerry Lin, the club chairman of Crystal Palace, also came, and the bar was full of English again.

General Fan dragged Xie Hui over to chat with Jerry Lin, as if he wanted to introduce him to League One.

The tall and straight figures of several people and their fluent English fully explain: first, people from Shanghai are naturally suitable for clubbing;

The team members who left early would smile at General Fan and ask, "Captain, is it yours?"

General Fan patted his chest, "It's mine!"

Everyone knows that General Fan is recognized as the most generous spender in the team.

When Ma Mingyu left, he offered to pay for Ma'er. Ma Mingyu smiled and took out his wallet—"I don't have pounds, but I still have lira."

Goalkeeper coach Xu Tao is also there.

In the interview, Xu Tao said frankly: "It's hard to imagine that the coach will take the players to clubs."

"We used to have a meeting to sum up after winning a game. At most, we went to a big restaurant to have a meal and listen to the leaders sing."

"After working with Coach Zeng, we realized that football is not just a routine, but also joy and relaxation."

"If you ask why so many goals were scored in this game, now is the answer."

"Playing under coach Zeng, the players don't feel too much pressure."

"Because of most of the pressure, Coach Zeng resisted alone!"

On a night with pianos, cool guys, and beauties, if you say: "How will you play against Cambodia next time?" it will undoubtedly be a disappointment.

Among the reporters at the scene, a reporter from "Southern Sports" approached Zeng Zhengqian: "Coach Zeng, before the match, we had fabricated a 20-0 record-breaking match, but we never expected that the Chinese team could win the match. Enter more than 30!"

Zeng Zheng was deliberately surprised when he heard this, "What the hell? 20 to 0? Are you writing novels?!"

Zeng Zheng's surprised look made everyone on the scene laugh heartily.

Yes.

The world preliminaries really need to be taken seriously.

But this is only the group stage of the first stage of the world preliminaries.

If you have to be nervous even in such a group match, then it's really a dead end!
There were countless fans who came to ask for autographs. Once a few players with twitching brains stepped forward to write, they couldn't stop.

At the end, when the players signed their names and signed in, the fans outside the bar stood shoulder to shoulder and sang loudly to cheer for the players.

". How much love can be repeated! How many people are willing to wait."

After ten o'clock in the evening, the bar gradually quieted down.

At midnight, several Zhuxie officials also came to the scene with their friends.

These people are well dressed, have cool hairstyles, and look relaxed.

With the help of Zeng Zheng, they were also welcomed by the fans at the scene.

Hearing the welcome from the fans, these officials were also amazed.

After working in this business for so long, this is the first time I hear fans not scolding them when they see them.

At the end of the drink, General Fan was too drunk to keep his eyes open.

"Coach Zeng, after I retire, I will also open a football school like you to train reserve talents."

"That's good, I'll be your principal when the time comes."

"No, no, I want to open my own school and be my own boss!"

Zeng Zheng curled his lips, "Then we will be competitors by then."

"The opponent is the opponent!" General Fan snorted, "I wanted to be a coach at first."

"Give me a hundred courage, and I dare not say that the Chinese team can kick 30 goals in a game."

"As a coach, I definitely can't compete with you. Opening a football training school or something, I think there is still hope."

After finishing speaking, General Fan fell headlong on the table and fell asleep soundly.

Seeing this, Ou Chuliang stepped forward and lifted General Fan up, taking advantage of the situation and said: "Old Fan is drunk, I will take him back to the hotel."

After finishing speaking, Ou Chuliang took a special look at Zeng Zheng: "Coach Zeng, I will definitely follow you after I retire."

As a result, ten years later, Lao Fan, who opened the football school, was bought by Zeng Zheng, while Ou Chuliang, who had been with Zeng Zheng for several years, went solo.

When he was almost drunk, Ma Kejian came to Zeng Zheng's side.

"Xiao Zeng, this time the world preliminaries, you have made us look good."

"Now fans all over the country praise you."

"It is said that you are decisive in killing, but you still have a benevolent heart."

"With you here, not only can we easily make it to the World Cup this time, but we might even make it to the semi-finals, just like the Olympics."

Ignoring the other party's rainbow fart, Zeng Zheng raised his glass.

"Director Ma, tell me, what else does Zhuxie have to do?"

"What mission? No mission! It's a good thing, a good thing!"

"What's the matter?"

"Do you know Pepsi?" Ma Kejian proudly pointed to the can in his hand.

"Before the world preliminaries, Xu Zhuxi and Pepsi signed a sponsorship contract for the world preliminaries."

"After this game, they temporarily decided to increase investment."

"But the requirement is to let our players and the coach together make a promotional film for them."

Zeng Zheng nodded.

Two months later, football commercials sponsored by PepsiCo, which were broadcast only in China, began to be shown on major TV stations.

At the beginning of the ad, the staff of the M National Space Agency who were dozing off were attracted by a strange signal.

They were stunned for a while, and then they burst into screams of ecstasy!

This is a signal from the universe!

"Is it very congested and congested?"

"It's so congested and congested!"

After getting a response, the entire Aviation Bureau burst into cheers again.

As soon as the camera turned, Bush, who was sitting on the toilet, received a report.

Afterwards, the spokesperson of Palace B said bluntly to many reporters: "We humans have finally communicated with aliens for the first time, but these aliens from the planet Mafu seem to have bad intentions."

"That is to say, they are not here to travel, but to wage war."

There was a deathly silence in the hall.

In the afternoon, International Bamboo Curtain and Bamboo Mat Blatter received a call from LH State Secretary-General Kofi Annan.

The other side of the phone said excitedly: "Brother, the task of saving the earth depends entirely on you!"

Blatter was confused.

"The Grooms expressed that they are willing to have two fair games with us Earthlings."

"If we win, they will never invade Earth."

After hearing this, Blatter immediately stood up and said that he would do his best to complete the task.

The time for the first game has been determined, and after six months, the ground team will be home first and then away.

Afterwards, after the selection of world famous coaches such as Ferguson, Wenger, Van Gaal, Hiddink, etc., a super team was formed.

The head coach is the famous Real Madrid head coach Del Bosque. He will train this Earth United team into a super strong team in the remaining six months.

Half a year later, the Groom Star football team disembarked from the spaceship under hundreds of millions of curious eyes.

They have dark green skin, two long beards next to their mouths, and are all close to 1.9 meters tall.

These aliens also seem to be a little curious about this strange planet, but curiosity is nothing but curiosity, and they can't hide their arrogance.

In the Stade de France, Kahn, Cannavaro, Nesta, Stam, Lizarazu, Redondo, Giggs, Figo, Zidane, Batistuta, Ronaldo and other stars Line up with your opponents in a deliciously sponsored jersey.

Without knowing the enemy's situation, Bosque formed a 442 formation.

The Marv Stars seemed to be a little out of shape after the opening, and the Earth United took the opportunity to launch a fierce attack.

In the 30th minute of the first half, Zidane made a wonderful pass to Batty, who followed up with a strong volley and the ball hit the net.

GOOOOOOOOAL! ! ! !
All kinds of languages, English, French, Spanish, Chinese, Arabic spread this news to every corner of the earth, and for the first time, people on earth feel so united.

At the end of the first half, Earth United led 1-0.

At the beginning of the second half, the situation on the court changed suddenly.

The horsemen launched a fierce attack, and the field suddenly fell to one side.

In the 80th minute of the second half, the score had become 1 to 5, and Earth United had fallen behind by 4 goals.

Bosque sighed, replaced Figo with Raul, changed to 433, and made a last-ditch effort.

Rivaldo got a shot before the end, scored a penalty kick, and the game ended 2-5.

The camera flashed, the substitute Beckham walked away, the Lion King Kahn could not afford to kneel, Ronaldo left sadly, and a trace of "Baggio's melancholy" was added to the firm eyes of Batty, the God of War.

Even the extremely powerful Earth United could not lose so thoroughly at home.

Everyone on the earth is in panic. Although there is still an away game, it seems that the end is only a matter of time.

Annan and Blatter met again urgently to discuss countermeasures.

At this time, Verapan pushed the door open and entered.

He brought an exciting solution-the next game will no longer send the Earth United team to play, but the Chinese national team will go to the away game.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, people on earth should go to Mars in spaceships as much as possible.

At the same time, the camera is given to the first spacecraft to colonize Mars.

The faces of Victoria and Beckham appear right on it.

From the looks of it, the Earth Alliance hadn't planned to attend the second game for a long time.

Three days later, Zeng Zheng, who was wearing a Pepsi badge, took 3 national football players and boarded the spacecraft with the heroic spirit and fearless spirit of the overlord of Western Chu.

After landing and resting for three days, the second round of the match was held at the temporary stadium of the Groom Stars.

The proud Grooms thought they had a chance to win. In the face of these strange faces, their Zhuxie officials and coaches did not raise any objections.

Who knew that this was the beginning of their nightmare.

Under the leadership of Zeng Zheng, the team members marched forward indomitably, conquering cities and conquering territory, winning consecutive battles.

In the end, the Mafu Stars were defeated by the Chinese National Football Team 1-10.

The last goal was given to the opponent by Li Tie's intentional return pass error.

Since the earth is preparing to flee to Mars, there is no media coverage at all.

This exciting global celebration was 48 hours behind schedule.

After stepping off the spaceship, the national football team was welcomed by fans from all over the world.

Facing the flowers sent by fans of different skin colors, the head coach Zeng Zheng also took off his sunglasses in public, took a can of Pepsi from the crowd, and emptied it.

In this way, the Chinese team saved the earth.

As soon as the camera turned, the commercial came to an end.

After hearing the news, Beckham and his wife thought it was an April Fool's Day joke, and continued to work hard on Mars to do anaerobic respiration.

Due to the outstanding performance of the national football team, FIFA temporarily decided to allow the national football team to skip the preliminaries and directly enter the 2002 World Cup.

Japan and South Korea exclaimed that they should allocate several venues to China, while Iran and Saudi Arabia secretly rejoiced that they did not have to meet with the Chinese team. In an interview, Rivaldo said that the Brazilian team should learn from Chinese football.

The final scene cuts to French coach Roger Le Maire.

He and a group of comrades who wore Coke badges and looked exactly like the Allied generals of World War II gathered in a secret meeting room, plotting something in a low voice.

With this long shot moving slowly, the strategic plan finally stayed on the table.

At the same time, a row of translated subtitles appeared at the bottom of the screen: How to prevent the Chinese team from winning the World Cup!

Uh. I chatted with the group recently.

In the 02 World Cup, all groups should be disrupted, and some strong teams that did not enter the World Cup will be considered for participation, such as the Netherlands.