Yo, grandpa is here

Chapter 84 I'm Super Easy to Raise
A bowl of peanut osmanthus cheese warms up the whole person.

The two gathered around the stove, sitting on a pony to eat supper.

"Buli, have you really never been to New Oriental to learn cooking?"

"No, but I have consulted professional chefs."

"Good guy, what are you trying to do?" Sure enough, she had been instructed by Keban, so she just said it!
Such a simple ingredient can make him cook in a good way, and she doesn't think he is the kind of person who has so much time that he can steal a teacher to learn how to cook.

He didn't answer her question directly, but took out a small plate of pancakes from the cabinet as if by magic, which looked like biscuits, sprinkled with crushed peanuts.

"Eh? You know how to bake biscuits?" Chen Qingqing took a bite, it was so delicious.

"Well, I tried it with the cellar you made. At the beginning, the temperature was not very easy to control. So a pumpkin was only roasted so little that it was finished."

For those that failed to bake, he decided to distribute them to the children.

Chen Qingqing stopped biting the cake, and her expression became subtle in an instant.

"This is... made of pumpkin?!"

"Yeah. This place is called pumpkin, and the taste is not the same as that of the later generations. The sweetness is slightly lower, but the starch content is not low. It won't be too delicious when stewed, but it's okay to make dim sum."

"I don't like stewed pumpkin very much. Comrade Chen worked in the north when I was young. The local fellow gave him more than a dozen big pumpkins. My family ate them for one meal and the next. Like, but you can make pumpkin taste that I can't taste, it's amazing."

He squinted his eyes to see her eating happily and contentedly.

He goes to various restaurants at night to learn how to cook.

Some things that can be bought with money are easy to handle, but if you encounter a private kitchen with a teacher who is unwilling to teach, you have to use some means.

He will never mention those dark methods in front of her.

"Is it hard to learn how to cook?"

"It's okay." Whoever let him meet such a picky eater, he had to suffer.

"I think you eat everything, you look good, and you don't need money, so there's no need to make money from it. So, you didn't learn it just to please Bai Yueguang, the face of the big pie?"

She suddenly felt that the shortbread in her mouth was not very tasty.

"Why do you like such a woman who is not easy to raise? Look how easy I am to raise my sister. I can eat anything. I'm not picky."

He sighed, quietly asked the funniest "joke" he heard this year.

"Do you think you... are not picky eaters?"

"I'm not picky at all. I went to the construction site to collect ashes, and I ate all the boxed lunches that the workers ate. Didn't I starve to death when I went to the mountains to do projects? Didn’t I also have the CD for wild vegetables?”

Chen Qingqing felt that she was too easy to feed, so she almost patted her chest and said, sister is an easy pig baby!

"." Yes, she followed suit.

Only eat rice, no vegetables, and you can lose several catties by going to the mountains once.

As long as she didn't come through with him, it would be easy to starve and suffer from malnutrition according to her tricky virtue.

Whether it's the harsh natural environment, the exploitation and oppression by the government, banditry, or the little intrigues in the village.

Taken together, the threat to her is not as great as unpalatable food.

The one who can defeat Chen Qingqing will never be her opponent.

"Can I have porridge tomorrow morning?" he asked.

"Yeah, good!" Thinking of the porridge he made, she couldn't help but swallow her saliva, and she didn't forget to boast, "I'm easy to feed, right?"

She is so easy to support a girl who is not hypocritical, where can she find it?Isn't it much better than his picky big face?Chen Qingqing thought proudly that she had inherited Comrade Chen's virtue of not being picky about food.

Her mother's cooking is so unpalatable, hasn't Comrade Chen eaten it for decades?If there is a long business trip, old Comrade Chen can starve himself to the point of yellow and emaciated, and he loves the unpalatable home-cooked food made by her mother.

Chen Qingqing nodded in satisfaction. She really inherited all the advantages of Comrade Chen, and she had to keep it.

Buli nodded, but what he was thinking in his heart was that it was a good thing he had ground the rice again in advance, otherwise she would not be used to it.

Every mouthful of rice she ate was processed by him a second time.

No way, who made her a good girl who "not picky eaters".

The two of them ate and drank enough, and took a nap again.

At three o'clock, the gong sounded outside on time.

Chen Qingqing was sober and sober.

Fearing that they would delay things if they fell asleep, the two of them didn't make a kang, so they huddled together. She pillowed his arm, and when he moved a little, he woke up too.

"Don't be in a hurry to go out. The gong still needs to be knocked for a while. There is a slight temperature difference between the inside and outside of the house. You should catch a cold if you rush out."

According to the plan of the two of them, the gong will be played in the village for a long time, not only to wake up the villagers, but also to let the bandits stranded outside the village hear it.

Accompanied by the sound of the gong, Er Mao's slightly blunt and fake howl sounded:
"No~ okay~ now~ I~ Grandpa~ is resurrected!!!"

"The corpse is scammed!!!"

The corners of Qingqing's mouth twitched.

"Ermao is really not suitable for acting. The acting skills are too fake. If you go to Tianqiao to perform, you won't even earn a copper coin."

"There's no way, Man Shan is his own grandfather, so he can only call out." Yu Buli was also dissatisfied with Er Mao's acting skills.

Fortunately, the bandits are not smart, and this shabby acting skills may be able to get away with it.

The two came out of the house in time.

Ermao knocked on the gong and shouted that his grandfather was alive, while Man Shan ran behind in slow motion wheezing and kicking.

It's a little funny, not quite the same as Chen Qingqing's script.

Chen Qingqing's original plan was to let Man Shan pretend to die, wait until the third watch, and then resurrect, and ran to the entrance of the village at a fast speed, and hugged the big tree at the entrance of the village.

After he finished hugging the tree, Chen Qingqing led someone to cut it down.

It is said to the outside world that people are resurrected from the dead, hugging the big tree, and the century-old tree withers, which is regarded as unknown.

This kind of legend with details in place will be more convincing if it is witnessed by the bandits.

The name was changed, and there are legends about the dead being resurrected and the century-old tree withering. In the future, let alone bandits walking around, no one would dare to come here even in the surrounding villages.

This is the effect Chen Qingqing and his wife expected.

In addition to not wanting bandits to come over, the autumn harvest will be over soon, and when the harvest is over, Buli has a batch of off-season seeds that surpass the times and needs to be sown.

Many of his seeds are not what should be available in this era, and the sowing season is also abnormal. Once the attention of the surrounding villages is drawn, they are likely to come and grab them, or cause a sensation.

Using this kind of legend of demons and heretics to keep people from coming will serve multiple purposes.

The plan of Chen Qingqing and Buli is perfect, but the actors are a little bit weak.

The "corpse" of Manshan does not have a frightening effect, and it is a bit funny when you look closely.

Chen Qingqing followed behind with a smile on her face, shouting from time to time to add to the atmosphere.

She could laugh, and the rest of the village was scared to death.

(End of this chapter)