Yo, grandpa is here

Chapter 81
Chen Qingqing pulled a gong out of the donkey cart as if conjuring.

No one would believe that she hadn't planned it for a long time.

"The louder you cry, the better. Everyone must believe that Man Shan has left."

Yu Buli took out the pots from the donkey cart again, and brought a few pots for cooking on the mountain, and asked a few children to knock on the pots with sticks, and they jingled for a while.

Others in the village saw Man Shan lying upright on the scooter, thinking he was really dead, crying and shouting. Chen Qingqing saw Man Shan's eyelids move and move, as if he was about to wake up.

Giving Yu Buli a wink, he dispersed the crowd, not letting them approach, leaving only a few close ones to beat and beat.

After all, Man Shan was woken up, and wanted to sit up in a daze, but Chen Qingqing pressed him.

"Lie down, you're 'dead'."

"Clan grandma?"

"Just lie down, it's not time for you to 'resurrect'."

Man Shan still wanted to ask, what the hell was going on, Yu Buli came over coldly, and Man Shan resigned himself to his fate and lay back.

With tears in his heart, he had a premonition that if he continued to ask, Grandpa Zu might let him die, really dead.

Everyone in the Yu family beat and cried all the way back. People from the villages along the way did not dare to go forward, but only dared to watch from a distance.

After such a big commotion, everyone knew that someone died in Yujiagou, and those who had the courage to follow secretly all the way, saw a sign erected at the entrance of Yujiagou village, and did not know what was written on it. renamed.

It is said that it has been bad luck for several days, and the name has been changed to "Great Prison", which is really bad luck.

After Man Shan was dragged back to the village, he almost frightened his wife to death.

Chen Qingqing dragged the old lady into the house and said a few words. The old lady felt relieved when she knew that the old man was not dead, but after a while, she started to worry again.

It is very unlucky to pretend to be dead, no matter how you think about it, it is unlucky.

Chen Qingqing saw that her expression was wrong, and guessed what the old lady was jealous about.

"Don't worry, we have asked someone to calculate it. There is a calamity in Manshan's life. He pretended to be dead to save the whole village today. It is his own merit. "

The old lady was relieved after hearing this, her face softened.

Chen Qingqing comforted the old lady, and raised her eyes to see Buli at the door. He was looking at her meaningfully, and the two walked out side by side.

"White lie?" He raised an eyebrow.

He has seen how she fooled Man Shan and his wife.

As far as the rhetoric she said to the old lady, she had fooled the whole mountain once on the road, and when she came back, she fooled the old lady in the same way.

Man Shan and his wife believed in the idea of ​​prolonging life. Now Man Shan is lying on the floor of the front room covered with a quilt and pretending to be dead. He even fell asleep comfortably. Let the people of the village come in.

"Good intentions are true, but lies are not counted. A happy mood can reduce diseases. For elderly people like them, maintaining a happy mood is more important than anything else."

This is true, Yu Buli passed by Man Shan, and Man Shan had a contented look on his face when he fell asleep, and he really snored.

"You stay here for a while, I'll go out for a while." Chen Qingqing said.

"Where are you going? Isn't the tree cut down at dawn?"

The two had already agreed on a complete plan.

In addition to changing the name of the village, finding someone to fake death is also part of the plan, and cutting down trees that Yu Buli said is also part of the plan.

The two of them have been carrying gongs for the past few days, just waiting for an opportunity. People from Zhaojia Village appeared and threw stones.

Seeing her going out at this time, Yu Buli thought she was going to cut down trees.

"The tree will be cut down at night. I'm sleepy, so I'll go back to sleep first."

"Oh, be careful on the road. Take this with you." Yu Buli brought her a lantern.

Seeing that he was not suspicious, Chen Qingqing happily took the lantern and gave Yu Fuyao a wink when she was discharged from the hospital.

"Have you got everything?"

"I took everything according to your order—but, are you really doing this?" He hesitated to speak, and looked into the room guiltily.

The lights were on in Man Shan's house, and I thought of Grandpa Zu sitting in the house, looking at the basket in his hand with a troubled face, is she helping the evildoers?

The temperature dropped again at night, and this day, letting the grandma of the ethnic group go to take a cold shower is simply a joke about her health.

"I didn't let you go into the water to wash with me. You must be fine with your small body. It's okay. If you are afraid of the dark, go home first."

"I'm worried about Grandpa Clan, he loves you."

Anyone in the village who is not blind can tell that Grandpa Zu is Grandma Zuobao.

"If I don't tell you, if you don't tell me, will he know?" Chen Qingqing wanted to take a bath like crazy.

Originally, she planned to take a shower secretly while Buli fell asleep tonight, but she made a temporary arrangement, he was "watching" here, and she happened to have a good shower.

When the two of them were far away, Er Mao flashed out from behind the tree, hesitated for a moment, and a faint voice came into his head: Tell the truth, don't hold the blame for helping the evildoers.

With a heartbeat, I entered the house.

Er Mao thought silently: Shake, brother is for your own good.

"Grandpa Zu, I followed your instructions and followed her all the way. I saw her enter your house, and she came out with a basket after a while. She was afraid that we would see her, so she hid her things behind the haystack outside."

"What's in the basket?"

"It's all for bathing, soap locusts and bath towels."

Yu Buli picked up the thick porcelain bowl on the table, took a sip, his eyes were cold.

He just watched her and Yu Fuyao muttering and biting their ears, and he suspected that she was playing tricks behind her back, as expected!

On a cool day, I ran to the back to take a bath, she really belonged to her!

Ermao trembled, watching Yu Buli leave like a gust of wind, he couldn't help but sweat for the grandma of the family.

Although he didn't know what grandpa Zu was angry about, he wouldn't beat grandma Zu in a fit of anger, would he?

Several plans to catch her flashed through Yu Buli's mind.

Running to take a cold shower, and tricking him to go home. For her behavior of not caring about her body, she should be dragged back so that she can't get off the kang.

The evil thought only stayed in his mind for a moment, and Yu Buli suddenly thought of a very real problem.

If he dared to use force on her on the kang, he would probably be beaten to the bone by her, right?
It's fine if it's broken elsewhere, in case she comes to tear the chicken with bare hands——

Yu Buli was shocked, feeling inexplicably painful.

Why did he find a wife with such a high force value?
For the future sexual happiness of the two of them, Yu Buli decided to give up the idea of ​​kanggong to show off his husband's prestige, and he had to outsmart him.

Thinking of this, Yu Buli went back into the room and pointed at Ermao: "Follow me, and I will tell you to say something later, so you can say what you say."

Shake was so cold that he sneezed.

Chen Qingqing built a fire for Shake to keep warm, and when the fire started, she began to unbutton her shirt.

"Grandma Zu, you—" Yao Yao just wanted to ask, aren't you cold?

"Grandpa Zu, aren't you cold taking a cold shower in the cold weather?" Er Mao's loud voice came from afar, and it sounded emotionless, stuttering and nervous.

Can you not be nervous? He has memorized this line all the way.

Grandpa Zu said, kick him into the river to feed the fish if he recites a word wrong!

Chen Qingqing gave a pause for unbuttoning her hands, ???
(End of this chapter)