Queen Juan is here, run away

Chapter 53 This show girl is too perverted! (Jiagen, cheers to the weekend)

The empress dowager meant to let the emperor restrain himself, control the good people, and stop provoking the beautiful girl out of the palace.

Of the 29 show girls, one was dragged out on the day they entered the palace, and there were 28 left.

Within two days, two more ran, and there were only 26 left. She didn't want to lose all of them before the competition.

The Empress Dowager expressed her intentions, but she didn't speak too bluntly. She believed that with the emperor's agility, she would definitely understand what she meant.

I thought it was a good idea, but I didn't know that the emperor had changed his tricks, and Mother Qin hadn't had a chance to report the "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic".

Yu Chigong also understood that the Empress Dowager told him not to go to Qunfang Hall to find fault with the beautiful girl like before when the little eunuch asked the concubine, but he didn't know that the Queen Mother had blamed the beautiful girl's leaving the palace on her own. on the head.

What's more, this time, he didn't order anyone to find trouble from the beginning to the end.

So Yuchi Gong nodded in agreement, very happy: "Don't worry, Empress Mother, it won't be like that."

The empress dowager relaxed and relaxed, and had a good time with the emperor's mother, who was kind and filial to her son, completely unaware that there was a thunderstorm waiting for her.

At this moment, a concubine and a court lady walked out from the front corner.

The two looked over, and when they saw who was coming, the Empress Dowager's face turned cold.

The concubine has a unique temperament, and her whole body is cold and clear, like an orchid that is isolated from the world in a deep mountain valley, blooms quietly, and does not eat the fireworks of the world.

She seemed to have just discovered the empress dowager and the emperor, approaching with the maid of honor, and saluted politely: "See the empress dowager, see the long live god." The voice was quiet and moving, very comfortable to hear.

The Empress Dowager looked faintly: "Get up, Concubine Qing, what are you doing here?"

The woman who called Concubine Qing got up and explained: "Qing'er was not feeling well this morning. I didn't attend the flower viewing feast. I just felt better. I remembered that I hadn't greeted the Queen Mother yet, and I was thinking about it, so I came here. I didn't expect to meet you and Long Live Lord here. .”

Speaking of this, Concubine Qing raised her head and looked over with concern: "I don't know if the Queen Mother is safe?"

Looking at the emperor again: "Is Long Live Alright?"

The Empress Dowager did not really invite Concubine Qing to the flower viewing banquet, and the two of them tacitly agreed that Concubine Qing said that she was unwell, saving face for herself and saving Empress Dowager embarrassment.

But the Empress Dowager was not very happy, but said lightly: "Concubine Qing has a heart, Ai's family is in good health, and the emperor is also good, with a dragon-horse spirit."

Yuchi Gong nodded and said nothing.

Concubine Qing showed a faint smile: "So, Qing'er can rest assured."

The Empress Dowager waved her hand in a moody mood at the moment: "I've seen it before, so there's no need to go to say hello."

Concubine Qing respectfully said: "Yes, follow your mother's orders." She lowered her head with a hurt expression.

The Empress Dowager's good mood was completely destroyed, she turned her head and said: "Emperor, you have something to do at court, so you don't need to send it away, it's good for the Ai family to go back by themselves."

As he spoke, he asked someone to carry the sedan chair and drive him away, and took the steps to drive him back.

Yu Chigong stood and watched, waited until the Queen Mother disappeared before looking away, looked at Concubine Qing and nodded slightly, turned around and prepared to leave.

Concubine Qing hurriedly said: "Long time no see, how about Qing'er seeing off my cousin?" There was a gentle and elegant smile on her face, her eyes eagerly looking forward to it.

"No need." Yu Chigong refused without hesitation, walking non-stop.

After walking a few steps, he paused again, turned around and said: "Since I have entered the palace, it is not the same as before. It is better to follow the rules, don't call me cousin."

After speaking, he strode away without looking back.

Concubine Qing stayed where she was alone, her brows furrowed slightly, as if she had infinite melancholy.

Inside Xiudexuan.

Lihua sneered: "Elder-in-law thinks it's difficult, so let's ask a question that can be considered by a child. Today there are pheasant rabbits in the same cage. There are 35 heads on the top and 94 feet on the bottom. Ask the pheasant rabbits how many?"

The show girls were eye-opening. They opened their mouths and stared. They watched a unilateral massacre of Eunuch Yan by Lihua.

Everyone's eyes were bright, and they were afraid of missing the exciting scene. At this moment, when they heard Lihua's question, they subconsciously broke their hands to calculate, and then suddenly stopped their movements and gave up.

Don't bother, you couldn't figure out so many questions just now, and you even struggled to understand, and it must be the same now.

Eunuch Yan has pale lips and disheveled hair, like a defeated rooster, retreating steadily, how arrogant he was before, how embarrassed he is now.

He was sweating profusely, and his lips trembled: "Let's wait for the old slave to calculate carefully."

While speaking, he touched his dry lips with trembling hands, and wanted to read the "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic" to see the answer. He remembered that there were questions and tricks in it.

But seeing Lihua's eyes turn cold, she shivered in fright, and quickly wiped the saliva off her hands, tears streaming from her heart, both panic and fear.

This little master is not only treacherous and cunning, but also perverted. He licked his face and begged for this book again, and promised not to humiliate him again, and only then would he return it to him as an ancestor offering.

His intestines are full of regrets, how did he know that there are really beautiful girls who understand "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic", otherwise he wouldn't act like that.

After he stubbornly resisted, the little master first recited the preface of "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic" verbatim, and then explained each item one by one, in a clear, logical and interlocking manner, obviously very familiar.

Only then did Eunuch Yan realize that he had kicked on an iron board, but it was hard to stop. He didn't dare to admit that he taught indiscriminately, otherwise he would not only lose his job, but also have to bear all the crimes, and his fate would be even worse than that of the lonely mother.

So he made another big mistake, refused to admit it, insisted that he did not teach it wrong, and argued that it was a different interpretation.

So he was subjected to a more tragic massacre. Lihua hung up the remarks he had said before and flogged the corpse, and was the last one to be hit violently:
"I remember that it was mentioned in the palace rules that those who deceive the public with false rumors will not be punished. Father-in-law not only talks about ghosts and gods, but also teaches orthodox knowledge as ghosts and gods.

As soon as these words came out, Eunuch Yan knelt down on the spot, wept bitterly in fright, and begged for mercy incoherently.

He is also forced to drive ducks to the shelves. No one will, he is stupid and ignorant, and he will never dare again in the future. Please give him another chance.

As soon as the words came out, I didn't expect that Lihua really gave him a chance, but...

Ouch, my God, this show girl is so perverted, she threw out several big questions at random!
Eunuch Yan regretted it. He had given him a chance before, but he didn't seize it. The opportunity given now is too difficult. He said he would let him go if he answered a question.

But every step is as difficult as solving a heavenly book. He is the father-in-law who teaches etiquette and rules, so it doesn't work!

Trembling, he flipped through the book he regarded as his ancestor, trying to find the answer to this question.

Lihua Taohua raised her eyes and said coldly, "Huh? Didn't my father-in-law say that he has read "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic", don't you know if there is any in this question?"

Chicken and rabbit in the same cage, a classic question, a question that modern primary school students will ask!

Eunuch Yan wanted to slap himself hard again, why couldn’t he just admit his mistakes, he was so stubborn, he insisted on saying that he had read "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic" briefly, what was there to make up for!

This little master is so perverted, can't you see how little he is!

He simply knelt down, thought of something, and hurriedly put the book in his hand upright, and then slapped his face and said:
"Little Master Wu, this old slave is wrong. This old slave shouldn't have lied to you, wronged your younger brother, shouldn't... I beg you to be generous, please spare this slave."

　I coded last night until early morning, isn’t it just for this moment to wish you all a happy weekend?

　　The author of the dog stretched out his hand: Alright, young masters, smash all the tickets in your hand
　　The little masters took a bunch of tickets and threw them fiercely: take it, you, my boss doesn't even bother with these tickets
　　The author of the dog crawled on the ground to pick up tickets: Hey hey hey, yes, yes, you smashed me to death, the little one will suffer~
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　　Note: If more changes are added, the latest delivery time is 20:[-]

　　(If the author of the dog is capable, it will be updated in advance, so that the little masters can enjoy it earlier)
　　
　
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