Queen Juan is here, run away

Chapter 41 The little thief is so cunning

In Cangchen Hall, the atmosphere is very brisk at the moment.

Yu Chigong held a stack of poems, flipped through them one by one, smiled as he read, "It's a mess, it doesn't make sense."

Zhang Defa couldn't understand it clearly, these poems are clearly written very well, why does Long live Lord say that?

He said with a shy face: "The servant took a quick look and saw that the writing is very good, why does the master say that this poem does not make sense?"

Yu Chigong was in a good mood, looked at him with a smile, and handed him a piece of paper: "This poem, take a closer look, what does it mean?"

Zhang Defa took it with both hands respectfully, and looked carefully: "There is both wind and moon, and east wind, this, this, this slave looks amazing..."

After looking at it for a while, he thought about it again: "If you taste it carefully...forgive me for your incompetence, it's like looking at flowers in a fog, and you can't taste them."

Yuchi Gongjun's handsome face was full of smiles: "Exactly."

This is the brilliance of that little thief, he really knows how to play tricks, so he can fool those beautiful girls.

Naturally, the appreciation of Xiunu and Nanny cannot be compared with that of the emperor. Yu Chigong laughed at the first glance when he took it in his hands, and then he was very happy to see it.

He saw through Pear Blossom's tricks with just one glance. How should I put it, he felt that the little thief was cunning, but also found her interesting, and he was still a little itchy, wondering what other tricks she could play.

Yu Chigong read it carefully again, and praised: "The handwriting is not bad."

Look at its strength without losing, its posture is showy but not exaggerated, and its handwriting is smooth and smooth, which is very pleasing to the eye. The thief has two brushes.

He handed the poem to Zhang Defa: "Take it well."

Zhang Defa was startled, he thought he would just throw it away after seeing it, but he didn't expect to take it so seriously.

He quickly reached out to take it, and hurriedly found a box to pack it.

Yu Chigong turned around in the hall with his hands behind his back, and when he saw Xiao Shunzi with a low eyebrow and pleasant eyes, he waved his hand: "Reward!"

Xiao Shunzi was overjoyed and kowtowed to thank him.

The little eunuchs in the Cangchen Palace all understood a truth, as long as the emperor rewarded him sincerely, they were generous, and so were the slaves under his opponents. One reward was enough to cover Xiao Shunzi's money for several years.

If it is not a sincere reward, it will be a disaster... It is difficult to list it in detail.

Yu Chigong felt itchy at the moment, always felt that if he didn't do anything, he would be sorry for the intelligence of that little thief.

He walked back and forth, and when he turned to Zhang Defa who had just returned, he asked, "You said, this afternoon, she forced away the nanny who taught the rules?"

Zhang De blushed, bowed and replied, "Indeed."

He quickly ordered Xiao Shunzi to tell the story again carefully.

Xiao Shunzi spoke vividly with joy.

When hearing Xiao Shunzi say this for the first time, Zhang Defa thought he heard it wrong, and confirmed it several times, forcing Xiao Shunzi's accent to come out. There is such a fierce show girl.

It's just that in Zhang Defa's opinion, the orphan's lack of ability means that she should learn again, but it's a bit crazy for a beautiful girl who has just entered the palace for a few days to do so...

Before he could finish thinking, he heard the emperor comment with a smile on his face: "Well done!"

Yu Chigong himself didn't know, but at this moment his eyes were shining brightly, full of appreciation.

Zhang Defa silently buried the thoughts in his heart, burned them to ashes, and obsequiously agreed:
"Long live Lord is right. This young master caught the mistake of the orphaned mother, but he didn't hold back. He let the orphaned mother go. He has a certain amount of advance and retreat. He really has a kind heart!"

Yuchi Gong put away his smile, and frowned: "Why keep it?"

I thought to myself that the little thief is a woman after all, she is too soft, a waste like the orphaned mother is not worthy of teaching etiquette at all, so he has to come.

So he said: "Release that nanny to a handyman, and she will not be allowed to return to the Master of Ceremonies."

Such a punishment is already considered light.

Zhang Defa really wanted to slap himself hard, now he felt that Lihua did a good job, but he did a terrible job.

The errands in the palace are divided into several grades, the handyman is the lowest grade, washing clothes and pouring the chamber pot are low-grade errands, and only those who commit serious crimes are punished to suffer.

A little higher is the chores of cleaning, of course, except for the cleaning work in the master's palace, which is considered light, while cleaning the imperial garden and palace roads and other tasks are complicated and bitter. The ground is full of leaves, and the ones that have just been swept have to be swept again, and the palace is so big.

The ones who are named here by the emperor are naturally impossible to be sent to the master's palace servants, the most suitable ones are to be sent to sweep the imperial garden and other places, which is neither too heavy nor too light.

The orphaned mother's future was ruined, and she fell from the sky to the ground in one fell swoop.

Zhang Defa didn't sympathize with her, but felt sorry for himself. If the queen mother knew about it, she would definitely ask about it. It would be enough for him to drink a pot by then, he didn't even dare to think about it!

At this moment, Yuchi Gong was scratching his heart and lungs, thinking how to torture that little thief, thinking that the little thief is so cunning, ordinary people can't trouble her.

Think about it, think about it...

In the small house of Qunfang Hall.

Lihua didn't know that when she was abusing Wang Shiyu, someone was trying to abuse her.

"...You have been spoiled and spoiled since you were a child. You have never suffered or been tempered. You don't even know what you want, so you can only write hypocritical poems without illness. Isn't this a matter of course?"

The person in front of me cried into tears, and asked with sobs: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"What do you think?" Lihua asked back.

Wang Shiyu nodded, she felt that Lihua was right, but she still felt so heartbroken and wanted to cry.

Today she cried all afternoon, her tears soaked the pillow towel, Tianmao couldn't comfort her, when Xiunu came back from get out of class, her good sister came to comfort her, she couldn't listen to anything, just wanted to be quiet, the rest had no choice but to Leave her alone.

Just now she felt that she was full of pain and had nowhere to vent, so she wanted to go out for a walk, without bringing her maid, she walked to Wu Li's small house unknowingly.

Wang Shiyu felt that she should ask Wu Li about sister Ruoyi's departure from the palace, and why Wu Li could not stop writing so many poems, but she couldn't.

So she knocked on the door, but as soon as Zhichun opened the door, she remembered how Lihua had abused her, and felt very ashamed. With a "shua", tears welled up in her eyes, and she couldn't stop.

Zhichun, who wanted to drive people away, was stunned, so she had no choice but to invite people in. She heard about the poetry competition, and thought that her young lady was really good at abusing people. I am familiar with the road.

Lihua felt helpless when she saw Wang Shiyu's appearance. She analyzed Wang Shiyu's character, but she didn't see that Wang Shiyu was a potential crying bag. After the trigger, there was no stop.

After all, she was the one who provoked Wang Shiyu first, so Lihua had no choice but to resign herself to cleaning up the mess.

First invite the person in to sit down, and then pour a glass of warm water to avoid excessive water loss.

Wang Shiyu didn't say a word, just came in and just cried, crying out of breath, crying harder and harder.

Lihua was afraid that she would faint from respiratory alkalosis, so she quickly taught her to adjust her breathing and cry rhythmically.

So Wang Shiyu followed the rhythm and changed to sobbing and crying, feeling much better and able to talk.

She said that her poems were not well written, and asked Lihua what she thought.

Li Hua, who was sitting with her, kindly comforted her: "That's right, your poems are really bad."

Just as Wang Shiyu was about to break down and cry, Lihua continued, "Mine is the same."

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　　[Popular Science]:
　　Respiratory alkalosis: Most people will excrete too much carbon dioxide in the body when they cry loudly, which will easily cause respiratory alkalosis. First, it will cause difficulty in breathing, dizziness and chest pain, and more seriously, syncope. have other serious symptoms.

　　In this case, you can use a larger paper bag to breathe on the nostrils to increase the partial pressure of carbon dioxide in the arterial blood, or take temporary forced breath-holding to make the breathing return to normal. In severe cases, you need to go to the hospital for treatment.

　　In order not to mislead the younger generation, you can look up more authoritative information, the author is not a professional
　　(Crying rhythmically can relieve the pain. This is the way the author saw the doctor teaching his daughter in other places. He is still happy to avoid crying too hard.)
　　
　
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